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(WITN North Carolina)   When arrested, Richards told police 'Just take me to the *%$ #@* jail then." Drunk? Nope. Teenage thug? Nope. How about senior citizen who started food fight at Golden Corrall? Winner winner, flying chicken dinner   (witn.com) divider line 36
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2014-03-21 08:19:59 PM
Definitely going on my bucket list.
 
2014-03-21 08:20:32 PM
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"Just give me my farking phone call."
 
2014-03-21 08:26:22 PM
Golden Corral or Hometown Buffet, I prefer to call them "Pigs at the Trough".
 
2014-03-21 08:32:24 PM
It seems to me that Fark needs to stop shiatting on the typical stuff old people do.
 
2014-03-21 08:38:39 PM

Delay: It seems to me that Fark needs to stop shiatting on the typical stuff old people do.


Especially because the old people stay in places that I don't go like malls and buffets.

/the chocolate fountain commercial at Golden Corral completely grosses me out.
//you know there have been at least 300 fingers in it just today.
 
2014-03-21 08:41:20 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: /the chocolate fountain commercial at Golden Corral completely grosses me out.
//you know there have been at least 300 fingers in it just today.


Not to mention the birds

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2014-03-21 08:50:54 PM

scottydoesntknow: ecmoRandomNumbers: /the chocolate fountain commercial at Golden Corral completely grosses me out.
//you know there have been at least 300 fingers in it just today.

Not to mention the birds

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"Hey look, the buffet has chocolate-covered parakeets!"
 
2014-03-21 09:47:23 PM
That unlimited fried okra is like crack to seniors...riles up their blood!
 
2014-03-21 10:04:02 PM
I've never gotten sick from eating at Golden Corral. Therefore, I don't give a shiat what's in it. Literally.
 
2014-03-21 10:32:21 PM
I really want to see this mug shot.
 
2014-03-21 11:36:25 PM

SecretAgentWoman: I really want to see this mug shot.


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2014-03-21 11:47:25 PM
That's actually not a bad response if it is obvious you're going to jail. Instead of standing there answering questions, just ask "am I free to leave? No? Then take me to jail." Shut up and go to jail, and say nothing on the ride there.
 
2014-03-21 11:49:32 PM
So, not exactly a food fight, but one person being a jerk, and then getting into a full on assault over it, which just happened to include a plate of food. I'm very disappointed subby, I expected an actual food fight, with images of senior citizens covered in mashed potatoes and green beans being led away in handcuffs, because the manager blew a fuse over them being childish.

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Now THIS is a food fight.
 
2014-03-21 11:55:05 PM
First thought:

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2014-03-21 11:55:36 PM
Are you sure he wasn't put into cuffs and made to go TO Golden Corral?
 
2014-03-21 11:59:15 PM
I love going to golden corral on the 1st. Peoplewatching heaven.
 
2014-03-21 11:59:42 PM
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2014-03-22 12:00:20 AM
"Now take me to jail."

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2014-03-22 12:02:33 AM
I got my money on Richards. He's one mean motherfarker!
 
2014-03-22 12:03:00 AM
Imagine the stories we'd have in these buffet places included all you can drink beer while your eating.
 
2014-03-22 12:05:59 AM
At least the cops didn't have to stay up after dark.
 
2014-03-22 12:10:20 AM

Prey4reign: Golden Corral or Hometown Buffet, I prefer to call them "Pigs at the Trough".


If you arent in a hover round you are probably the skiniest person in the place at a golden corral.
 
2014-03-22 12:15:33 AM

skinink: "Now take me to jail."

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Wow.  The oil on that forehead could grease a factory.
 
2014-03-22 12:44:12 AM
No, winner winner SHEEN dinner.
 
2014-03-22 01:02:38 AM
CSB:

Many years ago I worked at Home Depot and every now and then we'd go to a restaurant after work (usually around pay day). We'd rotate which restaurants we went to and some of the people wanted to go to this one buffet place. One of the guys in Flooring explained that he couldn't go there because he was lifetime banned for starting a food fight at the soft serve machine. Apparently they were running cheap drink specials that night and some guy was being an asshole to him at the soft serve machine... so he started throwing it around and a number of other very drunk people joined in.
 
2014-03-22 04:03:08 AM
To start a food fight, there would need to be food involved. I've been led to believe by my extensive reading of Fark, that such a thing does not exist at Golden Corral.
 
2014-03-22 05:48:47 AM
Well one thing you gotta remember about people getting Old. When I turn 70 or so watch out if I decide to go out and blast anyone who's pissed me off in the last 10-20 years. What are they gonna do, put me away for Life? HAHAHAHA!!!!
 
2014-03-22 07:31:48 AM

Lapdance: Well one thing you gotta remember about people getting Old. When I turn 70 or so watch out if I decide to go out and blast anyone who's pissed me off in the last 10-20 years. What are they gonna do, put me away for Life? HAHAHAHA!!!!


Yea because if they do, as least you'll get 3 meals a day, a nice place to sleep, and when you die, they'll just bury you out back in the field.
 
2014-03-22 07:42:23 AM
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Spotted leaving the scene.
 
2014-03-22 08:39:50 AM
And it seems that even subby didn't bother reading the article and notice Richards is a woman named Polly.  This thread could've been so much better.
 
2014-03-22 11:10:47 AM

lack of warmth: And it seems that even subby didn't bother reading the article and notice Richards is a woman named Polly.  This thread could've been so much better.


Subby never mentioned the sex of the senior citizen in the headline, don't blame him/her for the idiots in the thread who didn't RTFA carefully.
 
2014-03-22 02:20:34 PM
Stint is defined "To restrict or limit",so placing a couple in a heart may not apply.Especially at a buffet.
Oooh, a senior fight, let's start our calendars.
 
2014-03-22 02:42:52 PM
Old dudes with ED gets feisty.
 
2014-03-22 08:46:31 PM
All-you-can-throw?
 
2014-03-22 10:51:31 PM
Stents in the arteries.

Stints in jail.
 
2014-03-23 10:38:05 AM

Ex-Texan: Stint is defined "To restrict or limit",so placing a couple in a heart may not apply.Especially at a buffet.
Oooh, a senior fight, let's start our calendars.


In the technical vocabulary of stent is a mesh 'tube' inserted into a natural passage/conduit in the body to prevent or counteract a disease-induced, localized flow constriction. The term may also refer to a tube used to temporarily hold such a natural conduit open to allow access for surgery.

How's that liberal arts degree working for you?
 
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