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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Today's teacher/student tryst takes place at a Waffle House. Flip me over and cover me in butter   (ajc.com) divider line 15
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2014-03-21 09:56:31 PM  
3 votes:
Right about now I could go for some Waffle House.  I haven't been in years, and despite the awful reputation, my Waffle House experiences have always been charming.

Well, except for the bathrooms, which around 2:24 a.m. on any given Friday or Saturday night could be the basis of a movie by M. Night Shyamalan.  But seriously, hashbrowns with chili, onions, cheese and various other toppings to taste, slathered in a gallon and a half of ketchup and washed down with sweet tea?  I'm literally wiping the jizz off my computer monitor after thinking about it.

It may not be Beluga caviar with white truffle and gold speck au jus.  Heck, it may not even be a fine aged Kobi beef steak.  Maybe it's not even a Chipotle burrito.  I dunno, it may not even be food.  I just know it's something I can stick in my mouth and swallow and then it comes out a few hours later as a brown liquid that burns my butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.  And to me, it's worth the $3.29 + tax.
2014-03-21 09:39:55 PM  
3 votes:

Prey4reign: What the hell is with kids today?  Was something wrong with their eyesight?

Looks like she give good fivehead.
2014-03-21 07:41:33 PM  
3 votes:
So would they say that Quigley was... down under?
2014-03-21 10:10:10 PM  
2 votes:
Bet he got the blue waffles.
2014-03-22 02:25:46 AM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: I don't care how horny of a teenager you are.
You can do better.

My dick says "Take it now". It causes my fingers to unzip my jeans. The teacher is on her knees. I am in a moment of heaven.

/The horny teenager mind.
2014-03-22 01:34:48 AM  
1 votes:
Where did she teach? At the Georgia School for the Blind?
2014-03-22 12:29:08 AM  
1 votes:
If you ask for them, the Waffle House will serve you waffles topped with chili and cheese. This was many years ago and mescaline was involved. I think I was trying to order chili cheese waffle fries or cheese waffles topped with chili, forming complete sentences was a problem at the time so now I use run-on sentences when making posts on internet forums, it's all about balance, I have above average balance because I grew up skateboarding and it really helps when moving aerial platforms over uneven terrain while I am at work.
2014-03-21 11:25:49 PM  
1 votes:
<< Today's teacher/student tryst takes place at a Waffle House. Flip me over and cover me in butter >>

I totally heard/read that in the voice of Berta from "Two and a Half Men." Sorry, but now you have, too.
2014-03-21 11:09:18 PM  
1 votes:
wow she isn't hot at all. she will go to jail for a long time
2014-03-21 10:29:54 PM  
1 votes:

DenisVengeance: Hate to say it, but I think she might clean up ok.

You are a very nice person.  Why the heck are you posting on Fark?

/When I was 15, I would not have hesitated.  At that age, no woman was ugly with Mr. Happy in her mouth.  Librarian-pooh crazy, maybe, but I was only just learning not to stick it in crazy at that point.
2014-03-21 10:29:51 PM  
1 votes:
She was just demonstrating the FOIL method:

First Outer, In 'er Last

/Plus, the kids by no meal.
2014-03-21 09:58:36 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: So would they say that Quigley was... down under?

2014-03-21 09:46:44 PM  
1 votes:
The whole giggity factor was ruined by my reading subby's second sentence in Paula Deen's voice.

(Looks at photo)

Well, relatively speaking, that Paula Dean is kind of a hottie!
2014-03-21 08:29:05 PM  
1 votes:
What the hell is with kids today?  Was something wrong with their eyesight?
2014-03-21 08:14:21 PM  
1 votes:
I bet she was smothered and then covered and then they scattered.
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