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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Today's teacher/student tryst takes place at a Waffle House. Flip me over and cover me in butter   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, teachers, students, butter, Congressional Oversight  
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2014-03-22 02:25:46 AM  
1 vote:

Begoggle: I don't care how horny of a teenager you are.
You can do better.

My dick says "Take it now". It causes my fingers to unzip my jeans. The teacher is on her knees. I am in a moment of heaven.

/The horny teenager mind.
2014-03-22 01:34:48 AM  
1 vote:
Where did she teach? At the Georgia School for the Blind?
2014-03-21 11:10:15 PM  
1 vote:
She looks like something you'd find rutting in a Waffle House bathroom.
2014-03-21 11:09:18 PM  
1 vote:
wow she isn't hot at all. she will go to jail for a long time
2014-03-21 09:56:31 PM  
1 vote:
Right about now I could go for some Waffle House.  I haven't been in years, and despite the awful reputation, my Waffle House experiences have always been charming.

Well, except for the bathrooms, which around 2:24 a.m. on any given Friday or Saturday night could be the basis of a movie by M. Night Shyamalan.  But seriously, hashbrowns with chili, onions, cheese and various other toppings to taste, slathered in a gallon and a half of ketchup and washed down with sweet tea?  I'm literally wiping the jizz off my computer monitor after thinking about it.

It may not be Beluga caviar with white truffle and gold speck au jus.  Heck, it may not even be a fine aged Kobi beef steak.  Maybe it's not even a Chipotle burrito.  I dunno, it may not even be food.  I just know it's something I can stick in my mouth and swallow and then it comes out a few hours later as a brown liquid that burns my butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.  And to me, it's worth the $3.29 + tax.
2014-03-21 09:39:41 PM  
1 vote:
Even at 15 I'm not sure I would have wanted to fark that. Not even for free waffles.
2014-03-21 07:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
So would they say that Quigley was... down under?
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