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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Today's teacher/student tryst takes place at a Waffle House. Flip me over and cover me in butter   (ajc.com) divider line 53
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2014-03-21 07:41:33 PM
So would they say that Quigley was... down under?
 
2014-03-21 08:14:21 PM
I bet she was smothered and then covered and then they scattered.
 
2014-03-21 08:29:05 PM
What the hell is with kids today?  Was something wrong with their eyesight?
 
2014-03-21 09:39:41 PM
Even at 15 I'm not sure I would have wanted to fark that. Not even for free waffles.
 
2014-03-21 09:39:55 PM

Prey4reign: What the hell is with kids today?  Was something wrong with their eyesight?


Looks like she give good fivehead.
 
2014-03-21 09:44:10 PM
That website did a great job of choking my smartphone with ads.
 
2014-03-21 09:46:44 PM
The whole giggity factor was ruined by my reading subby's second sentence in Paula Deen's voice.

(Looks at photo)

Well, relatively speaking, that Paula Dean is kind of a hottie!
 
2014-03-21 09:47:33 PM
Hmm....This almost never happens to me at Waffle House...
 
2014-03-21 09:47:47 PM
Let me show you the new math.
 
2014-03-21 09:52:57 PM

uncleacid: Let me show you the new math.


Bullshiat... it's come to the point I have to do math the "back in my day math" way just to understand if i got the answer right in today's "new math".

/fark new math
//this is my lawn to yell at clouds
///his teach is hawt, so parent teacher conferences are acceptable
 
2014-03-21 09:53:39 PM

reprobate1125: I bet she was smothered and then covered and then they scattered.


+1, with a double waffle.

I lol'd.

/Damn, I could go for some Waffle House chow, though.
 
2014-03-21 09:56:00 PM
They must have been in the parking lot at Waffle House. Those places are REALLY small, and the booths aren't at all private.
 
2014-03-21 09:56:31 PM
Right about now I could go for some Waffle House.  I haven't been in years, and despite the awful reputation, my Waffle House experiences have always been charming.

Well, except for the bathrooms, which around 2:24 a.m. on any given Friday or Saturday night could be the basis of a movie by M. Night Shyamalan.  But seriously, hashbrowns with chili, onions, cheese and various other toppings to taste, slathered in a gallon and a half of ketchup and washed down with sweet tea?  I'm literally wiping the jizz off my computer monitor after thinking about it.

It may not be Beluga caviar with white truffle and gold speck au jus.  Heck, it may not even be a fine aged Kobi beef steak.  Maybe it's not even a Chipotle burrito.  I dunno, it may not even be food.  I just know it's something I can stick in my mouth and swallow and then it comes out a few hours later as a brown liquid that burns my butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.  And to me, it's worth the $3.29 + tax.
 
2014-03-21 09:58:36 PM

fusillade762: So would they say that Quigley was... down under?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-21 10:01:10 PM
That site makes my phone curl into the fetus position.
 
2014-03-21 10:03:45 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
like, for real?

/thinks the butter is a good idea
 
2014-03-21 10:04:00 PM
ew
 
2014-03-21 10:08:01 PM

some_beer_drinker: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 341x148]
like, for real?

/thinks the butter is a good idea


Fenster?

He'll flip ya.

Flip ya for real.
 
2014-03-21 10:10:10 PM
Bet he got the blue waffles.
 
2014-03-21 10:18:20 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-21 10:18:39 PM
*clicks link, sees picture*

...

eeewwwww
 
2014-03-21 10:19:39 PM
Hate to say it, but I think she might clean up ok.
 
2014-03-21 10:21:14 PM
'Chicken' and waffles?
 
2014-03-21 10:22:38 PM

eyemarten: 'Chicken' and waffles?


Roscoe's.
 
2014-03-21 10:24:05 PM
There's not enough butter in Georgia.
 
2014-03-21 10:29:51 PM
She was just demonstrating the FOIL method:

First Outer, In 'er Last

/Plus, the kids by no meal.
 
2014-03-21 10:29:54 PM

DenisVengeance: Hate to say it, but I think she might clean up ok.


You are a very nice person.  Why the heck are you posting on Fark?

/When I was 15, I would not have hesitated.  At that age, no woman was ugly with Mr. Happy in her mouth.  Librarian-pooh crazy, maybe, but I was only just learning not to stick it in crazy at that point.
 
2014-03-21 10:35:23 PM

Jument: Even at 15 I'm not sure I would have wanted to fark that. Not even for free waffles.


At 15 I bet a lot of boys would be so excited to be farking they wouldn't care, or would close their eyes and imagine other things. Really, this is why God invented Doggy Style. You guys act like Missionary Style is the only way for sex.
 
2014-03-21 10:36:21 PM
i614.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 10:38:18 PM
www.gannett-cdn.com

♪♫ ohhh, my little coquette...♪♫
 
2014-03-21 10:38:23 PM
They must have been "SCATTERED ALL THE WAY"

i151.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 10:46:08 PM

Jument: Even at 15 I'm not sure I would have wanted to fark that. Not even for free waffles.


how many waffles?
 
2014-03-21 10:54:06 PM

Jument: Even at 15 I'm not sure I would have wanted to fark that. Not even for free waffles.


How about a patty melt?
 
2014-03-21 11:09:18 PM
wow she isn't hot at all. she will go to jail for a long time
 
2014-03-21 11:10:15 PM
She looks like something you'd find rutting in a Waffle House bathroom.
 
2014-03-21 11:19:44 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-03-21 11:22:32 PM
Oh dear God that poor kid.
 
2014-03-21 11:23:12 PM

Jument: Even at 15 I'm not sure I would have wanted to fark that. Not even for free waffles.


Nopenopenope.

I made the mistake of embiggening the photo.  Her face is noticeably asymmetrical.  The right side (stage right) of her head is somehow bigger than the left.
 
2014-03-21 11:25:49 PM
<< Today's teacher/student tryst takes place at a Waffle House. Flip me over and cover me in butter >>

I totally heard/read that in the voice of Berta from "Two and a Half Men." Sorry, but now you have, too.
 
2014-03-21 11:28:56 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-21 11:30:58 PM

LancePGH: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


i loled.
 
2014-03-21 11:50:34 PM

Shmeat: They must have been "SCATTERED ALL THE WAY"

[i151.photobucket.com image 400x336]


I think they need to put little more emphasis on SCAT
 
2014-03-22 12:10:08 AM
She does look better than most Waffle House waitresses.
 
2014-03-22 12:29:08 AM
If you ask for them, the Waffle House will serve you waffles topped with chili and cheese. This was many years ago and mescaline was involved. I think I was trying to order chili cheese waffle fries or cheese waffles topped with chili, forming complete sentences was a problem at the time so now I use run-on sentences when making posts on internet forums, it's all about balance, I have above average balance because I grew up skateboarding and it really helps when moving aerial platforms over uneven terrain while I am at work.
 
2014-03-22 12:36:43 AM
That's a sad, sad booking pic. Hard not to look bad when, well, Your Life Has Changed Forever.

Here's her Pinterest page, with a more groomed and relaxed photo; looks like a typical 41-year-old teacher type:

http://www.pinterest.com/ljquigley/
 
2014-03-22 12:45:18 AM

GrizzledVeteran: That's a sad, sad booking pic. Hard not to look bad when, well, Your Life Has Changed Forever.

Here's her Pinterest page, with a more groomed and relaxed photo; looks like a typical 41-year-old teacher type:

http://www.pinterest.com/ljquigley/


This amused me.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-22 12:49:18 AM
Interesting to see "Books Worth Reading" at  Pinterest:img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 12:57:01 AM
We don't have Waffle House here.  Is it some sort of breakfast/sex place? Her Pintrest picture doesn't look too bad. I'd have given her a jump, although she would probably reject me cause I'm an old fark.
 
2014-03-22 01:34:48 AM
Where did she teach? At the Georgia School for the Blind?
 
2014-03-22 01:56:12 AM
I don't care how horny of a teenager you are.
You can do better.
 
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