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(Telegraph)   News: Francis finally acts like an old-school Pope and tells a group that they are going to Hell if they don't change their ways. Spiffy: it's the Mafia   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 81
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2014-03-21 05:18:03 PM  
Quick!  Someone hide all the houses in Italy!
 
2014-03-21 05:18:48 PM  
F-me.  "horses"

/long week
 
2014-03-21 05:27:32 PM  
Pope Francis has warned Italy's mafia world leaders they will go to hell unless they repent and reminded them they cannot take their "blood stained money and blood stained power to the next life."

Now then, he'd be cooking with gas on the burner!
 
2014-03-21 05:28:08 PM  
I didn't think Catholics believed in hell anymore?
 
2014-03-21 05:34:41 PM  
In before the "Oh the hypocrisy!" comments begin...
 
2014-03-21 05:37:54 PM  
It's one thing to mess with the prosperity gospel douches, it's another to mess with the mafia. The prosperity fools will just whine and pout
 
2014-03-21 06:00:10 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: It's one thing to mess with the prosperity gospel douches, it's another to mess with the mafia. The prosperity fools will just whine and pout


Yeah, but you don't want to mess with Section XIII.

img4.wikia.nocookie.net

Otherwise...
memecrunch.com
 
2014-03-21 06:01:17 PM  
What if they have-a the bigga tits?
 
2014-03-21 06:06:47 PM  

hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: It's one thing to mess with the prosperity gospel douches, it's another to mess with the mafia. The prosperity fools will just whine and pout

Yeah, but you don't want to mess with Section XIII.



Otherwise...


Rape rape, or just rape?
 
2014-03-21 06:11:13 PM  
 
2014-03-21 06:32:28 PM  
Popein' like a boss!
 
2014-03-21 06:45:29 PM  
You sure you wanna agitate the mob while you live in a small enclave surrounded by FREAKING ITALY?
 
2014-03-21 06:48:20 PM  

fusillade762: I didn't think Catholics believed in hell anymore?


Limbo.  Limbo got the boot, but since it was never officially part of doctrine, it wasn't a huge loss.

Hell is still eternal separation from God's grace.  That's still on the menu.
 
2014-03-21 07:03:49 PM  
Pope Francis is awesome.
 
2014-03-21 07:05:18 PM  
I like this Pope. I'm gonna be sad when he has a mysterious accident.
 
2014-03-21 07:10:16 PM  
YO! POPE! YO!
 
2014-03-21 07:12:02 PM  
There's a new Pope in town.
 
2014-03-21 07:12:31 PM  
He then finished by saying "Now go home and get your farkin' tithebox!"
 
2014-03-21 07:15:57 PM  

fusillade762: I didn't think Catholics believed in hell anymore?


Ooooh, but to believe in hell makes schadenfreude so delicious!
 
2014-03-21 07:16:20 PM  
The real Francis

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-21 07:16:41 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-21 07:18:39 PM  
Pope'in aint easy
 
2014-03-21 07:20:09 PM  
He should force the Mexican cardinals, archbishops and bishops to excommunicate all the drug cartel people that worship  "La Santa Muerte"
 
2014-03-21 07:20:23 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 07:20:43 PM  

Diogenes: F-me.  "horses"

/long week


I just figured you were saying all the houses contain mafioso lol
 
2014-03-21 07:21:05 PM  

uncleacid: There's a new Pope in town.


Everybody's talkin'
 
2014-03-21 07:21:41 PM  
Looks like the Pope wants to do his own construction and trash removal for the immediate future.  Also, it would be a shame if any of those fine cathedrals burned down.
 
2014-03-21 07:21:42 PM  

hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: Rape rape, or just rape?

Well, if you're an 8 year old boy, you might stand a chance.


What the actual fark was that? I realize it was anime, abridged and a joke; but, that was even less nonsensical than Bleach if you happen to miss one episode; if that's even possible.

/ fark; that's full blown FLCL shiat going on there
 
2014-03-21 07:22:08 PM  
Pope Francis is gangsta.
 
2014-03-21 07:23:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: It's one thing to mess with the prosperity gospel douches, it's another to mess with the mafia. The prosperity fools will just whine and pout

Yeah, but you don't want to mess with Section XIII.

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

Otherwise...
[memecrunch.com image 426x240]


Actually the Swiss Guard is just as effective.
 
2014-03-21 07:24:38 PM  
Do the Cardinals call him Frank ?
 
2014-03-21 07:25:15 PM  
If anyone calls me "Francis"....I'll kill them.

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encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

www.morethings.com
 
2014-03-21 07:25:16 PM  

Lsherm: fusillade762: I didn't think Catholics believed in hell anymore?

Limbo.  Limbo got the boot, but since it was never officially part of doctrine, it wasn't a huge loss.

Hell is still eternal separation from God's grace.  That's still on the menu.


Apparently what is longer on the menu is the Christian tenant that somebody gets judged by God on whether or not he/she goes to heaven or hell and some human.
 
2014-03-21 07:26:47 PM  

iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: Rape rape, or just rape?

Well, if you're an 8 year old boy, you might stand a chance.

What the actual fark was that? I realize it was anime, abridged and a joke; but, that was even less nonsensical than Bleach if you happen to miss one episode; if that's even possible.

/ fark; that's full blown FLCL shiat going on there


Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, by Team Four Star. It helps if you watch the entire anime with the actual dub before hand. It gets less confusing and more hillarious.
 
2014-03-21 07:29:50 PM  
Oh, please.  There's no such thing as the Mafia.  And even if there once was (as alleged), I saw this show on the "Biography" channel about how all the Sicilian and Italian hoodlums were sent away to prison, forever.

/There have been 3-4 shows about it, come to think of it, covering different eras
 
2014-03-21 07:31:27 PM  
So?  All the European Popes spent a lot of time denouncing S. American cartels, it's only fair that a latin American pope return the favor.
 
2014-03-21 07:31:44 PM  

SoupJohnB: Oh, please.  There's no such thing as the Mafia.  And even if there once was (as alleged), I saw this show on the "Biography" channel about how all the Sicilian and Italian hoodlums were sent away to prison, forever.

/There have been 3-4 shows about it, come to think of it, covering different eras


What about these guys?

images.tvrage.com
 
2014-03-21 07:33:00 PM  

cursed monkey: If anyone calls me "Francis"....I'll kill them.

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[www.morethings.com image 216x216]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-21 07:34:17 PM  

hardinparamedic: iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: Rape rape, or just rape?

Well, if you're an 8 year old boy, you might stand a chance.

What the actual fark was that? I realize it was anime, abridged and a joke; but, that was even less nonsensical than Bleach if you happen to miss one episode; if that's even possible.

/ fark; that's full blown FLCL shiat going on there

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, by Team Four Star. It helps if you watch the entire anime with the actual dub before hand. It gets less confusing and more hillarious.


It perhaps helps to watch the series/read the manga a little bit but only to get some of the jokes as they occur.  Honestly, I'm rather impressed at how well they condensed the episodes, added the humor all the while keeping the gist of the story line intact, thus far.  Just wished they'd do episodes quicker.

/Aaaaaand I'm probably going to watch it again now...
//it was Nazis wasn't it?
 
2014-03-21 07:34:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: SoupJohnB: Oh, please.  There's no such thing as the Mafia.  And even if there once was (as alleged), I saw this show on the "Biography" channel about how all the Sicilian and Italian hoodlums were sent away to prison, forever.

/There have been 3-4 shows about it, come to think of it, covering different eras

What about these guys?

[images.tvrage.com image 638x349]


www.shlomohsherman.com

Legit.
 
2014-03-21 07:34:46 PM  

Dinobot: He should force the Mexican cardinals, archbishops and bishops to excommunicate all the drug cartel people that worship  "La Santa Muerte"


I'm hoping they're next on the list.  But frankly the cartel assholes are so far outside the pale they likely won't give a shiat.  Their Mommas might, but the narcotraficantes don't really care about anybody but Mammon.
 
2014-03-21 07:35:04 PM  

timswar: I like this Pope. I'm gonna be sad when he has a mysterious accident.


Me too.  I already lost that pool.
 
2014-03-21 07:36:29 PM  

timswar: I like this Pope. I'm gonna be sad when he has a mysterious accident.


s30.postimg.org
 
2014-03-21 07:37:19 PM  

buckeyebrain: cursed monkey: If anyone calls me "Francis"....I'll kill them.

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[www.morethings.com image 216x216]

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Thankyou!
 
2014-03-21 07:37:34 PM  

iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Peter von Nostrand: Rape rape, or just rape?

Well, if you're an 8 year old boy, you might stand a chance.

What the actual fark was that? I realize it was anime, abridged and a joke; but, that was even less nonsensical than Bleach if you happen to miss one episode; if that's even possible.

/ fark; that's full blown FLCL shiat going on there


Yeah, I'm more partial to DBZ Abridged myself. :-)
 
2014-03-21 07:37:39 PM  

lindalouwho: Diogenes: F-me.  "horses"

/long week

I just figured you were saying all the houses contain mafioso lol


Seconded. Lol
 
2014-03-21 07:39:25 PM  
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-21 07:41:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: SoupJohnB: Oh, please.  There's no such thing as the Mafia.  And even if there once was (as alleged), I saw this show on the "Biography" channel about how all the Sicilian and Italian hoodlums were sent away to prison, forever.

/There have been 3-4 shows about it, come to think of it, covering different eras

What about these guys?

[images.tvrage.com image 638x349]


Amateurs.  But eventually they'll all be put in prison to rot by J. Edgar Hoover, Elliot Ness, Melvin Purvis and Bobby Kennedy, as well.
 
2014-03-21 07:42:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: SoupJohnB: Oh, please.  There's no such thing as the Mafia.  And even if there once was (as alleged), I saw this show on the "Biography" channel about how all the Sicilian and Italian hoodlums were sent away to prison, forever.

/There have been 3-4 shows about it, come to think of it, covering different eras

What about these guys?


That show absolutely can not be real. They break so many Amish traditions and a few laws. An Amish person would rather die than forsake tradition. Plus, they run around in a farking car. And, I'm pretty sure modern firearms are not kosher in the Amish world.

/ that one and moonshiners are two shows that couldn't possibly be real in the history of ever
 
2014-03-21 07:42:30 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Lsherm: fusillade762: I didn't think Catholics believed in hell anymore?

Limbo.  Limbo got the boot, but since it was never officially part of doctrine, it wasn't a huge loss.

Hell is still eternal separation from God's grace.  That's still on the menu.

Apparently what is longer on the menu is the Christian tenant that somebody gets judged by God on whether or not he/she goes to heaven or hell and some human.


I hate Christian tenants. They never pay their rent on time.
 
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