MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.
rawbert7: There's a safer M3 iPhone app that'll wrap the tape around your fat head for you. You know, so you don't suffocate. Damn you, M3, Darwin hates you.
GBB: MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.CSB:I worked at a mall retailer that had a shrink wrap table. My retarded coworker though it would be funny if he shrunk-wrapped his head. He was making pretty good progress even though the heat from the heat gun was a little much for him. He got to the point that he needed air holes. He decided that using a screwdriver was the best way to make them. A few minutes later, he comes out with the shrink wrap taken off and a towel pressed against his face and tells me to take a look in the bathroom. It looked like a violent crime scene: blood EVERYWHERE.Make a note that a Phillips screwdriver is not a good choice at making last minute air holes in industrial shrinkwrap.
Cyclometh: Go fark your #selfie.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: So is this the new planking? Or the new batmanning? Or the new Harlem Shake?I can't keep up anymore.Did that KONY 2012 guy win the election? I remember that being super-important and popular for about 15 minutes, then everybody forgot and went all Gangnam style.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?
mbillips: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?Teh Internets has been forced to adopt that Britishism, because if you call it Scotch Tape™ like a regular 'Murcan, 3M will come burn down your website to protect their trademark.
some_beer_drinker: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 850x566]
The_Fuzz: mbillips: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?Teh Internets has been forced to adopt that Britishism, because if you call it Scotch Tape™ like a regular 'Murcan, 3M will come burn down your website to protect their trademark.Which is a lie in itself. Scotch Tape doesn't taste anything like scotch. Class action lawsuit, anyone?
phenn: God, you can send the big rock, now.My reaction as well, except I said "death comet"attention whore syndrome is so played out already.
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