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(Huffington Post)   Old and busted: Taking a selfie. Hot and New: With your head wrapped in cello tape   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 71
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2014-03-21 02:56:38 PM
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433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-21 03:06:37 PM
dvdmedia.ign.com

/oblig
 
2014-03-21 03:07:00 PM
cello wrap?
 
2014-03-21 03:09:55 PM
i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-03-21 03:10:49 PM
Please God, let them forget air holes.
 
2014-03-21 04:12:03 PM
Darwin is acting too slowly.
 
2014-03-21 04:25:43 PM
 
2014-03-21 04:25:51 PM

MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.


I think a few of those breath through their skin.
 
2014-03-21 04:27:09 PM

MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.


Yes, my thought exactly.
 
2014-03-21 04:28:59 PM
Huh?  I wouldn't use tape to repair a cello.
www.sheehans.com
/yo! yo! Ma
 
2014-03-21 04:29:17 PM
s2.quickmeme.com


I feel like the camera phone and selfies are just some cogs in the grand scheme of darwin.


/can't come fast enough
 
2014-03-21 04:29:44 PM
Sounds like a self-correcting scenario.
 
2014-03-21 04:31:03 PM
There's a safer M3 iPhone app that'll wrap the tape around your fat head for you. You know, so you don't suffocate. Damn you, M3, Darwin hates you.
 
2014-03-21 04:33:44 PM
And when they found our shadows
Grouped around the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data on their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-03-21 04:33:46 PM

MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.


CSB:
I worked at a mall retailer that had a shrink wrap table.  My retarded coworker though it would be funny if he shrunk-wrapped his head.  He was making pretty good progress even though the heat from the heat gun was a little much for him.  He got to the point that he needed air holes.  He decided that using a screwdriver was the best way to make them.  A few minutes later, he comes out with the shrink wrap taken off and a towel pressed against his face and tells me to take a look in the bathroom.  It looked like a violent crime scene: blood EVERYWHERE.

Make a note that a Phillips screwdriver is not a good choice at making last minute air holes in industrial shrinkwrap.
 
2014-03-21 04:33:52 PM
ok, what the fark did I just look at?  That's gonna haunt my dreams...
 
2014-03-21 04:34:42 PM
God, you can send the big rock, now.
 
2014-03-21 04:36:11 PM
Ok ... nice ... a little more around the neck ... once more around but a little tighter this time ... perfect!!
 
2014-03-21 04:36:37 PM
It was lame when it was on Tosh 3 years ago.
 
2014-03-21 04:37:03 PM
 
2014-03-21 04:40:07 PM
Jesus christ, that was terrifying.
 
2014-03-21 04:40:10 PM

rawbert7: There's a safer M3 iPhone app that'll wrap the tape around your fat head for you. You know, so you don't suffocate. Damn you, M3, Darwin hates you.


I think ALL of those photos above are from the app.
 
2014-03-21 04:43:35 PM
Oh, and if you're not British, stop saying sellotape/cello tape. In U.S. America, that's called Scotch tape, and screw 3M's trademark protection.
 
2014-03-21 04:46:08 PM

MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.


Forget 'em? I'd like to do the world a favor and plug up any that they remembered in the first place.
 
2014-03-21 04:49:33 PM
So is this the new planking? Or the new batmanning? Or the new Harlem Shake?

I can't keep up anymore.

Did that KONY 2012 guy win the election? I remember that being super-important and popular for about 15 minutes, then everybody forgot and went all Gangnam style.
 
2014-03-21 04:49:59 PM

GBB: MrBallou: Please God, let them forget air holes.

CSB:
I worked at a mall retailer that had a shrink wrap table.  My retarded coworker though it would be funny if he shrunk-wrapped his head.  He was making pretty good progress even though the heat from the heat gun was a little much for him.  He got to the point that he needed air holes.  He decided that using a screwdriver was the best way to make them.  A few minutes later, he comes out with the shrink wrap taken off and a towel pressed against his face and tells me to take a look in the bathroom.  It looked like a violent crime scene: blood EVERYWHERE.

Make a note that a Phillips screwdriver is not a good choice at making last minute air holes in industrial shrinkwrap.


And then he was fired for being a giant liability right?

That kind of stupid is going to cost the company sooner or later.
 
2014-03-21 04:53:10 PM

Cyclometh: Go fark your #selfie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0


You're an evil person for linking to that.
 
2014-03-21 04:53:31 PM
Warthog:

This species has amused itself to death

Neil Postman would like a word with you.
 
2014-03-21 04:54:20 PM
I read both sentences of TFA and did not see an answer to this question:

Given the sort of people who are prone to nonsense like this, do they flip the tape over or twist or something, or do they actually stick large quantities of tape to their skin and hair?


neither answer would be too surprising
 
2014-03-21 04:55:09 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: So is this the new planking? Or the new batmanning? Or the new Harlem Shake?

I can't keep up anymore.

Did that KONY 2012 guy win the election? I remember that being super-important and popular for about 15 minutes, then everybody forgot and went all Gangnam style.


People forgot about him when he went naked insane
 
2014-03-21 04:59:46 PM
i446.photobucket.com

Laughs at your Sellotape Shenanigans
 
2014-03-21 05:00:04 PM
Cello tape?

www.bubblews.com

2. This is neither hot nor new.
 
2014-03-21 05:02:09 PM
"Sellotape"

British-like typing detected.
 
2014-03-21 05:03:45 PM
I think this is a great idea for anyone who thinks it's a great idea.
 
2014-03-21 05:08:13 PM
cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?
 
2014-03-21 05:11:17 PM
I like these. Makes it easier to spot the people I'd rather not associate with.
 
2014-03-21 05:11:43 PM
What a cello tape might look like:

i.ebayimg.com
 
2014-03-21 05:13:00 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?


Teh Internets has been forced to adopt that Britishism, because if you call it Scotch Tape™ like a regular 'Murcan, 3M will come burn down your website to protect their trademark.
 
2014-03-21 05:14:03 PM
I'm not sure why the hell you would want to do that.  So here's some pants walking be themselves to make myself feel better.

marybirdsong.com
 
2014-03-21 05:14:45 PM
be=by
 
2014-03-21 05:16:17 PM

mbillips: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?

Teh Internets has been forced to adopt that Britishism, because if you call it Scotch Tape™ like a regular 'Murcan, 3M will come burn down your website to protect their trademark.


Which is a lie in itself.  Scotch Tape doesn't taste anything like scotch.  Class action lawsuit, anyone?
 
2014-03-21 05:17:25 PM
The next big thing:

img2-3.timeinc.net
 
2014-03-21 05:55:08 PM

some_beer_drinker: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 850x566]


That looks like the cast from the Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder"
 
2014-03-21 05:57:29 PM

The_Fuzz: mbillips: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cello tape? what the hell is that, aussie slang?

Teh Internets has been forced to adopt that Britishism, because if you call it Scotch Tape™ like a regular 'Murcan, 3M will come burn down your website to protect their trademark.

Which is a lie in itself.  Scotch Tape doesn't taste anything like scotch.  Class action lawsuit, anyone?


And with the EU rules, it must be produced in Scotland.
 
2014-03-21 05:57:34 PM
But I haven't even whaled, yet!
 
2014-03-21 06:25:49 PM

phenn: God, you can send the big rock, now.

My reaction as well, except I said "death comet"

attention whore syndrome is so played out already.

 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-21 06:41:23 PM
What's with all the derision?  It's just some people being silly for silly's sake.
 
2014-03-21 06:43:19 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-21 06:59:53 PM
So suicide selfies are finally a thing?
 
2014-03-21 07:00:51 PM
This is what happens when you give kids the internet.  It used to be that their parents could tell them if they made faces, they'd get stuck that way forever.  Nipped it in the bud.  Nowodays if a parent tried to pull that, they'd immediately go to Snopes and find out they've been lied to, which immediately leads to this.
 
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