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(Daily Mail)   Man murders his mother, sister, and her children to be with Selena Gomez and live together on Mars. And you thought Beliebers were crazy   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Selena Gomez, The Oklahoman, Disney in the Stars  
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5903 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2014 at 3:56 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-21 04:51:59 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-21 04:35:43 PM  
2 votes:
I kill my unborn children in Selena Gomez's, name all the time.
2014-03-21 04:29:16 PM  
2 votes:

cgraves67: Well, Mars is beautiful this time of year.

But its no place to raise kids
2014-03-21 05:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
Do you suppose Jodie Foster is jealous?
2014-03-21 04:43:39 PM  
1 vote:
Ruled too insane for Oklahoma?

Man, that's really bad.

/like driving too poorly for indiana
2014-03-21 04:00:44 PM  
1 vote:
Well, Mars is beautiful this time of year.
2014-03-21 03:53:47 PM  
1 vote:
This is the Travis Bickle conundrum brought current.  Bickle was intent on killing a senatorial candidate to prove his love for Cybil Sheppard.  Bickle was deterred, instead ending up murdering a brutal, worthless piece of trash pimp who enslaved Jodie Foster.  Bickle became a hero.

Green was intent on murdering his family to prove his love for Selena Gomez.  Unfortunately, he didn't get deterred by a notion he should murder the Lamborghini racing, punk-assed, wanna-be tough guy who used and abused Selena so badly.  He murdered his entire family and now he's a villain.

Green coulda been a hero.
2014-03-21 02:27:55 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, I was really expecting this guy: Full Size

/Those facebook posts are really insane
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