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(MSNBC)   Senator David Vitter LOVES the Koch   (msnbc.com) divider line 61
    More: Asinine, David Vitter, American Bridge, Democratic organizations, Party leaders of the United States Senate  
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2014-03-21 02:34:45 PM  
Most male Republicans do
 
2014-03-21 02:41:15 PM  
I always say nice things about someone that's bribed me with millions of dollars in cold hard cash.
 
2014-03-21 03:01:24 PM  
We can always Depend on Vitter to be a lying, whoring hypocrit pice of hunan garbage.
 
2014-03-21 03:34:08 PM  
Charles and David Koch are "two of the most patriotic Americans in the history of the earth."

Hyperbole overtakes reality and beats the crap out of it. Then denies it healthcare.
 
2014-03-21 03:49:53 PM  
I think I speak for all non-potato Americans when I say that David Vitter and the Kochs can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
 
2014-03-21 03:50:03 PM  
When he was done suckling at the Kochs in the room, he wiped his mouth with a Franklin, thanked them for their contribution and looked for the next "John" to fill his wallet.
 
2014-03-21 03:50:08 PM  
He's trolling liberals.
 
2014-03-21 03:50:19 PM  

vernonFL: We can always Depend on Vitter to be a lying, whoring hypocrit pice of hunan garbage.


David Vittles- Hunan garbage.

/leave Chinese cuisine alone!
 
2014-03-21 03:54:28 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Most male Republicans do


Not him. He got a standing ovation from his GOP colleagues in Congress for actually managing to have a heterosexual sexual affair.
 
2014-03-21 03:56:16 PM  
The guy loved prostitutes so much he became one.
 
2014-03-21 03:57:52 PM  

firefly212: The guy loved prostitutes so much he became one.


Done in 10.
 
2014-03-21 03:58:11 PM  
He's got a little something in his lip... Right at the corner. He might wanna clean that smudge off of it.
 
2014-03-21 03:59:00 PM  
Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.
 
2014-03-21 04:00:48 PM  

jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.


It's been kind if interesting to watch them become a liberal cause celebre.

Same thing with ALEC.
 
2014-03-21 04:01:29 PM  
Of course he does, he's a Republican.

/Wide stance
 
2014-03-21 04:04:09 PM  
i457.photobucket.com
i457.photobucket.com
i457.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 04:04:59 PM  

Captain Dan: He's trolling liberals.


He's been bribed to like something. Not sure that's trolling in any way.
 
JFC
2014-03-21 04:05:15 PM  
Know what's great about their family?

Their grandfather's name was Harry Koch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Koch_(businessman)
 
2014-03-21 04:05:19 PM  
It's not pronounced "cock".  It's "coke".   This will be ignored like it has been forever.
 
2014-03-21 04:06:15 PM  
i78.photobucket.com

*DEMONIC SUCKING SOUNDS*

"♪ Sucking the Koch Brothers' peckeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr...... SUCK IT!!! ♫  Put that big, scaly pecker down your gullet."

"Luckily the Koch Brothers' collective dick has many heads, so all these little demon piglets can nuzzle up and suckle all at once.  Here comes a fella wearing only a soiled diaper named David Vitter."

*LOUDER DEMONIC SUCKING SOUNDS*
 
2014-03-21 04:06:44 PM  

MFAWG: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

It's been kind if interesting to watch them become a liberal cause celebre.

Same thing with ALEC.


Don't you two have a Soros conspiracy or two rattling about your brains?
 
2014-03-21 04:06:53 PM  

jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.


Kind of like the name "Soros" for the right?  Or the word "Benghazi?"  Actually, who's got the full list?  Anybody?  I'm sure my copy is out of date by now...
 
2014-03-21 04:07:02 PM  
David Vitter, who said in 2004 that allegations that he'd had a lengthy relationship with a prostitute were "completely untrue" and "crass Louisiana politics", only to apologize for his "sin" a bit over 2 years later - after HUSTLER magazine uncovered his phone number among many used to contact a prostitute?

Ah, but he took a (paid) week vacation after getting exposed, and then held a press conference, so it's all good. (Didn't resign - and the party didn't ask him to - because the governor of LA was then a Democrat, who likely would have chosen a Democrat to replace him. For the greater good.)

Is this the same David Vitter that called on President Clinton to resign over his extramarital affair?

// when Anthony Weiner is a better role model than you are, maybe you should consider eating some 00 shot
// explosive 00 shot, like in BioShock
 
2014-03-21 04:08:03 PM  

jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.


Yeah, because buying your way to breaking the law and trying to take over the country is totally something we should all accept. Oh wait
 
2014-03-21 04:09:48 PM  
Sorry, S4B, but I thought of this:
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-21 04:10:28 PM  
Pampered Senator David Vitter Luvs the Kochs, wants to shower them with kissies and Huggies
 
2014-03-21 04:16:21 PM  

meat0918: MFAWG: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

It's been kind if interesting to watch them become a liberal cause celebre.

Same thing with ALEC.

Don't you two have a Soros conspiracy or two rattling about your brains?


You can try to brand me as a 'Conservative', but it won't change anything.
 
2014-03-21 04:21:31 PM  

Dr Dreidel: David Vitter, who said in 2004 that allegations that he'd had a lengthy relationship with a prostitute were "completely untrue" and "crass Louisiana politics", only to apologize for his "sin" a bit over 2 years later - after HUSTLER magazine uncovered his phone number among many used to contact a prostitute?

Ah, but he took a (paid) week vacation after getting exposed, and then held a press conference, so it's all good. (Didn't resign - and the party didn't ask him to - because the governor of LA was then a Democrat, who likely would have chosen a Democrat to replace him. For the greater good.)

Is this the same David Vitter that called on President Clinton to resign over his extramarital affair?



What's wrong with you?  That was BEFORE he got caught having a "relationship" with "prostitutes".
 
2014-03-21 04:22:32 PM  

GleeUnit: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

Kind of like the name "Soros" for the right?  Or the word "Benghazi?"  Actually, who's got the full list?  Anybody?  I'm sure my copy is out of date by now...


Pelosi. Hillary. ACORN.
 
2014-03-21 04:29:18 PM  

Car_Ramrod: GleeUnit: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

Kind of like the name "Soros" for the right?  Or the word "Benghazi?"  Actually, who's got the full list?  Anybody?  I'm sure my copy is out of date by now...

Pelosi. Hillary. ACORN.


How about the entire LOTCATGOPATA?
 
2014-03-21 04:32:56 PM  

MFAWG: meat0918: MFAWG: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

It's been kind if interesting to watch them become a liberal cause celebre.

Same thing with ALEC.

Don't you two have a Soros conspiracy or two rattling about your brains?

You can try to brand me as a 'Conservative', but it won't change anything.


Nope, not a thing at all.

We'll all keep being divided while people like the Koch's continue to use the corrupting influence of massive amounts of cash to get legislators to bend their knee to them rather than the people that voted them into office.
 
2014-03-21 04:38:15 PM  

jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.


nyulocal.com
 
2014-03-21 04:38:37 PM  

MadCat221: Car_Ramrod: GleeUnit: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

Kind of like the name "Soros" for the right?  Or the word "Benghazi?"  Actually, who's got the full list?  Anybody?  I'm sure my copy is out of date by now...

Pelosi. Hillary. ACORN.

How about the entire LOTCATGOPATA?


LOLCATGOPATA. List of Legions Conspiring Against The GOP And Thus America. Gotta have that LOLCAT in there, and "Legions" better speaks to the overall persecution complex that this list so capably mocks. After all, the demon(s) that Jesus cast out of a man into a herd of swine was named "Legion, for we are many."
 
2014-03-21 04:43:51 PM  

Car_Ramrod: GleeUnit: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

Kind of like the name "Soros" for the right?  Or the word "Benghazi?"  Actually, who's got the full list?  Anybody?  I'm sure my copy is out of date by now...

Pelosi. Hillary. ACORN.


I remember when it was Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy, and the ACLU.

Good times!
 
2014-03-21 04:48:47 PM  
I never knew "patriotic" meant working the govt system for every dime you can squeeze out of it for your own personal gain.
 
2014-03-21 04:57:13 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: It's not pronounced "cock".  It's "coke".   This will be ignored like it has been forever.


This is my first greenlit submission. Cut a farker some slack.
 
2014-03-21 05:00:49 PM  

jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.


So Vitter going off on how much he is a slave to Koch is somehow the fault of liberals how?

More of the "Republicans can't control their own actions - Liberals force them!"

At what point can we start ascribing blame to Republicans actions for what they themselves do?
 
2014-03-21 05:01:55 PM  
"two of the most patriotic Americans in the history of the earth."

The oligarchs aren't even pretending any more that their priority is the USA, and they don't consider themselves as citizens of anything other than their own little portion of Earth.  If it was in their best interest to skedaddle on over to Russia and live there to prosper, they'd do it in a heartbeat*.  That's why their daddy made his fortune working for Joe Stalin, and then came over here to start the John Birch Society, whose purpose was to scream about how the Commies were trying to ruin the USA.  It's all blatant self-interest.  They have no moral code, and they sure as fark aren't Christians in any way whatsoever.

*Eric Prince is living in Abu Dhabi, or Dubai, or someplace like that, despite the fact that he's 'fighting Islam'.  Yeah, riiiight...
 
2014-03-21 05:12:16 PM  
Whose bread I eat: his song I sing.
German Proverb

or the Republican motto

"Look it's a Koch.  I'll play that flute."
 
2014-03-21 05:12:48 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: It's not pronounced "cock".  It's "coke".   This will be ignored like it has been forever.


No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
 
2014-03-21 05:33:24 PM  
Harry Koch? Did he own Clarence Thomas' ancestors?
 
2014-03-21 05:33:44 PM  

Car_Ramrod: GleeUnit: jjorsett: Ah, the hysteria and nutbattery the Koch name engenders is sweet.

Kind of like the name "Soros" for the right?  Or the word "Benghazi?"  Actually, who's got the full list?  Anybody?  I'm sure my copy is out of date by now...

Pelosi. Hillary. ACORN.



Obama, Benghazi, Obamacare, global warming, political correctness, gun control,  social security, Benghazi again, the IRS, any type of mosque construction or renovation, incandescent lightbulbs, poor people, poor people eating seafood, poor people having fun...

I just had a meeting moved up in ten minutes, so I have to stop. Feel free to add more.
 
2014-03-21 05:44:38 PM  

tnpir: I think I speak for all non-potato Americans when I say that David Vitter and the Kochs can fornicate themselves with an iron stick barbed-wire and sandpaper dildo lubed with hydrochloric acid and jalapeno juice.

 
2014-03-21 05:47:37 PM  
I want to know the district Vitter represents, so that we can take away the voting rights of everyone who keeps voting for him because they obviously cannot handle the responsibility of proper democratic choice.

Then we find Bachman's district and salt it.
 
2014-03-21 05:47:58 PM  

zerkalo: Harry Koch? Did he own Clarence Thomas' ancestors?


Not sure about the past but I think he owns him now.
 
2014-03-21 06:13:23 PM  

ayenull: This is my first greenlit submission.


Cherry Koch?
 
2014-03-21 06:16:05 PM  
[reads phonetically]

I love to cook, too!
 
2014-03-21 06:40:46 PM  
That's not all he loves.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 07:07:44 PM  
Too bad Edwards is a felon and barred from State office.  Even he would be better than this shiatbird as Governor.
 
2014-03-21 07:52:06 PM  

MFAWG: Peter von Nostrand: Most male Republicans do

Not him. He got a standing ovation from his GOP colleagues in Congress for actually managing to have a heterosexual sexual affair.


That was a mistake. She said she was a pre-op tranny.
 
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