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(CNN)   Scientists: We finally found proof of the Big Bang and its aftermath. CNN: Scientists prove existence of god   (religion.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 30
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2014-03-21 12:43:07 PM  
6 votes:
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2014/03/20/does-the-big-bang-breakthrou g h-offer-proof-of-god/?hpt=hp_t4

religion.blogs.cnn.com

religion.blogs

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2014-03-21 01:16:45 PM  
4 votes:
www.phdcomics.com
2014-03-21 02:09:15 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 01:54:14 PM  
3 votes:
Wait a minute ...

I thought we proved the existence of god a while back by how well a banana fits in the human hand.
2014-03-21 12:51:01 PM  
3 votes:
Every sentence I read makes me facepalm harder than the previous one. I'm going to need medical attention if I keep reading.
2014-03-21 02:48:58 PM  
2 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
2014-03-21 02:23:04 PM  
2 votes:

Misconduc: What made it funnier, she couldn't even explain why the earth rotates around the sun, yet she's entitled to her opinion on why the Big Bang theory is false and God Exists only.


Of course God exists; the only question is which one(s). And to answer that, we must look at the empirical evidence:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 01:43:14 PM  
2 votes:
I found proof that there is a God a long time ago right here on Earth, and he walks amongst us:

www.metalsucks.net
2014-03-21 01:14:47 PM  
2 votes:

vpb: To be fair, it's an opinion piece.


That's why opinions are like garage band demo tapes...nobody wants to hear yours.
2014-03-21 12:53:39 PM  
2 votes:
Belief is proof enough so why search for facts?
2014-03-21 05:57:43 PM  
1 votes:

jeffjo52: and know even less about "TIME".


I know it's a cube, which is more than you.
2014-03-21 03:47:31 PM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: shiat, we woke IDW from his slumber. None are safe.  The time of doom is upon us, all who reside within this thread must flee or they shall surely perish.


hmmm, it's been while

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-21 02:36:30 PM  
1 votes:

What_do_you_want_now: [oyster.ignimgs.com image 610x343]

"Your god is too small"



I kept getting distracted thinking, "why are they torturing Sgt. Pepper's era George Harrison?"
2014-03-21 02:32:06 PM  
1 votes:

BafflerMeal: meat0918: colon_pow: UncomfortableSilence: negativenull: If everything (including the big bang) requires a creator, who created THAT creator?

You forget that he always was and always will be. For all 6,000 years of existence he has been there and in the interminable black before he was still there.  We are only able to perceive the need for creation because of our limited grasp of existence through our own experience, or something like that.  I am not really sure what these people believe.  It's all bonkers to me.

He exists outside of time.  It's really that simple.

You're making the assertion, please provide the proof.

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counterpoint

www.naderlibrary.com
2014-03-21 02:25:56 PM  
1 votes:
scarlettdecourcier.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-21 02:11:36 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

I thought Homer already proved God didn't exist.
2014-03-21 02:03:40 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: negativenull: If everything (including the big bang) requires a creator, who created THAT creator?

The Titans.


It's creators all the way down.
2014-03-21 01:57:50 PM  
1 votes:

Blink: Wait a minute ...

I thought we proved the existence of god a while back by how well a banana fits in the human hand

Kirk Cameron's ass.

FTFY
2014-03-21 01:32:54 PM  
1 votes:

stonicus: Mikey1969: OtherLittleGuy: Well, of course. Here's the aftermath.

[i2.minus.com image 850x1133]

[whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com image 786x1190]

That second one is interesting... I can't figure out if the 3rd zipper is for sex, or so she can take a leak...

Sometimes one, sometimes the other... and sometimes both at the same time...


Hmmm, love to get her number. I wonder if she does bachelor parties? I mean, I'm married, but I never had one, so I think my wife still owes me.
2014-03-21 01:29:03 PM  
1 votes:

Misconduc: Few years ago I went to college, there was a crazy chick spewing how Science cannot explain the big bang theory, let alone half of the universe, so in that case God must exist. I watched two drunk physic major's just drill the hell out of her for a good 20 minutes in which she couldn't even answer a single question on the law of physics.


Giggity
2014-03-21 01:28:37 PM  
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: I suppose I'm fine with people using this as an excuse for some hyper-intelligent being (called God), being responsible for the beginning of it all.  Whatever makes you feel better.  But it does not in any manner whatsoever prove any excuse for religion.


Well now I can sleep easy knowing that you think it is fine. That could have kept me up at night.
2014-03-21 01:24:49 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: OtherLittleGuy: Well, of course. Here's the aftermath.

[i2.minus.com image 850x1133]

[whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com image 786x1190]

That second one is interesting... I can't figure out if the 3rd zipper is for sex, or so she can take a leak...


Sometimes one, sometimes the other... and sometimes both at the same time...
2014-03-21 01:24:17 PM  
1 votes:
lennavan: Science would and could never even attempt to prove the existence of god.

But I'm sure this article is worth reading anyways.


It's helpful to study the thought processes of such individuals to find a cure.
2014-03-21 01:22:53 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Well, of course. Here's the aftermath.

[i2.minus.com image 850x1133]

[whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com image 786x1190]


That second one is interesting... I can't figure out if the 3rd zipper is for sex, or so she can take a leak...
2014-03-21 01:22:46 PM  
1 votes:
Photographic evidence.

/checkmate, atheists.
2014-03-21 01:21:39 PM  
1 votes:
Does the Big Bang offer proof of God?

No.
2014-03-21 01:14:36 PM  
1 votes:
Which god?

Oh...that one.
2014-03-21 01:14:27 PM  
1 votes:
Your blog sucks.
2014-03-21 12:56:13 PM  
1 votes:
And yet submitter still hasn't found his reading comprehension.
2014-03-21 12:56:07 PM  
1 votes:

exick: Every sentence I read makes me facepalm harder than the previous one. I'm going to need medical attention if I keep reading.


Do you want us to have you commited?  You seem to be engaging in self-harm.
 
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