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(KLTV Tyler)   Texas city decides they do not want a chicken-hawk, draft-dodging, pedophile performing at their Fourth of July festival after all   (kltv.com) divider line 155
    More: Hero, ETX News, Texas, Fourth of July, Fourth of July festival, performance fee, KLTV, Ted Nugent, Longview  
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2014-03-21 12:57:33 PM  
Nugent got paid $16,000 to NOT show up? Lol
 
2014-03-21 12:59:18 PM  
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2014-03-21 01:02:23 PM  

vernonFL: Nugent got paid $16,000 to NOT show up? Lol


Sounds worth it to me.
 
2014-03-21 01:02:35 PM  
Looks like Herb Alpert was available after all!
 
2014-03-21 01:03:12 PM  
A spokesperson for Nugent told KLTV Friday that the Longview event was never on the singer's calendar and that he did not know anything about it.

"Well I didn't even know about your stupid event, so there!"

/Why are they still paying him?
 
2014-03-21 01:07:34 PM  
When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.
 
2014-03-21 01:32:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: A spokesperson for Nugent told KLTV Friday that the Longview event was never on the singer's calendar and that he did not know anything about it.

"Well I didn't even know about your stupid event, so there!"

/Why are they still paying him?


Yeah? So then he'll be sending the check back?
 
2014-03-21 01:37:17 PM  
This could easily have nothing to do with politics and everything with the fact that Ted Nugent will be playing his music.  How could you subject your citizens to that?
 
2014-03-21 01:42:31 PM  

stpauler: scottydoesntknow: A spokesperson for Nugent told KLTV Friday that the Longview event was never on the singer's calendar and that he did not know anything about it.

"Well I didn't even know about your stupid event, so there!"

/Why are they still paying him?

Yeah? So then he'll be sending the check back?


Are you kidding? Do you know how many subscriptions to Seventeen that will buy?
 
2014-03-21 01:56:09 PM  

gopher321: When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.


That's Gohmert's district. I HIGHLY doubt that they cancelled Nugent out of respect for opposing views. My best guess is that they wanted to avoid the media attention & inevitable circus that follows him everywhere.
 
2014-03-21 02:22:30 PM  
what about his first amendment rights!  he has a right to perform at that venue.  The government of that Texas city is infringing on his First Amendment rights by not hiring him to play at their festival!
 
2014-03-21 02:24:43 PM  

stpauler: scottydoesntknow: A spokesperson for Nugent told KLTV Friday that the Longview event was never on the singer's calendar and that he did not know anything about it.

"Well I didn't even know about your stupid event, so there!"

/Why are they still paying him?

Yeah? So then he'll be sending the check back?


Would you?

/I wouldn't.
 
2014-03-21 02:25:24 PM  

vernonFL: Nugent got paid $16,000 to NOT show up? Lol


It's good non-work if you can get it.

I'd love to get $16,000 to not go places.

In fact, I'd love to be absolute best candidate to ever not go some place if it meant getting $16,000.
 
2014-03-21 02:26:15 PM  
I'd comment that I picked Duke to go farther but my bracket pretty much resembles the ending to Dr. Strangelove after last night.
 
2014-03-21 02:26:24 PM  

Di Atribe: gopher321: When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.

That's Gohmert's district. I HIGHLY doubt that they cancelled Nugent out of respect for opposing views. My best guess is that they wanted to avoid the media attention & inevitable circus that follows him everywhere.


Yeah, when I saw that this was Longview I was a bit surprised.
 
2014-03-21 02:27:21 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Looks like Herb Alpert was available after all!


Screw you, I lost my virginity thanks to A Taste Of Honey.
 
2014-03-21 02:28:47 PM  

Dog Welder: vernonFL: Nugent got paid $16,000 to NOT show up? Lol

It's good non-work if you can get it.

I'd love to get $16,000 to not go places.

In fact, I'd love to be absolute best candidate to ever not go some place if it meant getting $16,000.


I'll not do it for $15,999.67
 
2014-03-21 02:28:59 PM  

Dog Welder: vernonFL: Nugent got paid $16,000 to NOT show up? Lol

It's good non-work if you can get it.

I'd love to get $16,000 to not go places.

In fact, I'd love to be absolute best candidate to ever not go some place if it meant getting $16,000.


Seriously. I've not performed at every single venue I can think of. I should be loaded.
 
2014-03-21 02:29:44 PM  

Di Atribe: gopher321: When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.

That's Gohmert's district. I HIGHLY doubt that they cancelled Nugent out of respect for opposing views. My best guess is that they wanted to avoid the media attention & inevitable circus that follows him everywhere.


This. I grew up in Longview. I guarantee you the venue would be full of rabid, mouth breathing rednecks that worship Nugent and whole heartedly endorse his political views.
 
2014-03-21 02:30:20 PM  
chicken-hawk, draft-dodging, pedophile

Subby forgot "pants-pooping".
 
2014-03-21 02:30:51 PM  

Di Atribe: gopher321: When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.

That's Gohmert's district. I HIGHLY doubt that they cancelled Nugent out of respect for opposing views. My best guess is that they wanted to avoid the media attention & inevitable circus that follows him everywhere.


nugent isn't exactly the act you book for a family friendly 4th of july street-fair event either i would think. you wouldn't want a bunch of kids getting cotton candy and face painting while he goes on about how much underage sex he's had in the background
 
2014-03-21 02:31:37 PM  
Should have just paid the full price and heckled him the entire show.
 
2014-03-21 02:31:42 PM  
I hereby move that all future references to Ted Nugent include the phrase "draft dodging pedophile and conservative icon" immediately before his name. Ex:

"Draft dodging pedophile and conservative icon Ted Nugent today endorsed Sarah Palin for the GOP's 2016 nominee. Worshipful conservatives praised the move, one gushing 'It's the best thing since that creepy song comparing the desire to perform digital clitoral stimulation to infection caused by feline claw lacerations. Wooh! Go Sarah!"
 
2014-03-21 02:32:13 PM  

rjakobi: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Looks like Herb Alpert was available after all!

Screw you, I lost my virginity thanks to A Taste Of Honey.


Since you're on fark, we can only assume how much success you've had since then...
 
2014-03-21 02:32:19 PM  
What song does this guy actually sing?  The only thing I know him for is saying asinine shiat and serving as a tu quoque attack for all conservatives.  I'm amazed he could attract $16,000 for anything.
 
2014-03-21 02:33:17 PM  
Thought this was about Toby Keith. A piece of Shiat anyways...
 
2014-03-21 02:34:01 PM  

ManateeGag: what about his first amendment rights!  he has a right to perform at that venue.  The government of that Texas city is infringing on his First Amendment rights by not hiring him to play at their festival!


More oppression against America loving christians.
 
2014-03-21 02:35:25 PM  
Went to a KISS concert (c.2000, orig. members + makeup), and witnessed this clod starting a campfire onstage for utterly no clear reason. Was showing off mad outdoor skillz, I dunno. Made zero sense.
He had a great Gibson hollowbody electric hoisted into the air above the stage, then shot a arrow into a target on its reverse. I was hoping he'd hit the neck, but no.
He's just a farkin' lost cause when TX disapproves. Pull up your Depends, Ted.
 
2014-03-21 02:35:39 PM  

Baz744: Worshipful conservatives praised the move, one gushing 'It's the best thing since that creepy song comparing the desire to perform digital clitoral stimulation to infection caused by feline claw lacerations.


Is THAT what that song is about!???

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2014-03-21 02:35:50 PM  
Rapmaster2000: "How could you subject your citizens to that?"

They could have had him on retainer as a non-lethal crowd-dispersal weapon...
 
2014-03-21 02:37:37 PM  
This guy is a hero to and speaks for many conservatives and high level elected officials in the republican party support him. T
 
2014-03-21 02:37:59 PM  
I hereby move that from now on he be known as Turd Nugget.
 
2014-03-21 02:39:35 PM  
I don't even think pedophiles would want to claim to be associated with Ted Nugent.
 
2014-03-21 02:40:03 PM  
I amend the preceding motion to include "child sex predator" as an acceptable substitute for "pedophile." I.e., "Draft dodging child sex predator and conservative icon Ted Nugent today rammed a red hot fireplace poker up his own asshole. When asked to explain the move, draft dodging child sex predator and conservative icon Ted Nugent answered 'because it was a better idea than chopping off my own penis.'"
 
2014-03-21 02:41:57 PM  

Ex-Texan: Thought this was about Toby Keith. A piece of Shiat anyways...


since he was born in 1961, i would think the "draft-dodging" part would clue you in that it wasn't him
 
2014-03-21 02:42:19 PM  
Media and left hatred for Ted Nugent makes me happy.
 
2014-03-21 02:42:46 PM  
I watch his show on the Outdoor Channel, the man really is insane.
 
2014-03-21 02:43:26 PM  
Never go full Nugent
 
2014-03-21 02:45:43 PM  
Wook: "Media and left hatred for draft dodging child sex predator and conservative icon Ted Nugent makes me happy," gushed one worshipful conservative fan.

FTFY.
 
2014-03-21 02:46:48 PM  

Wook: Media and left hatred for Ted Nugent makes me happy.


Only a few can appreciate Ted and his genius.
 
2014-03-21 02:46:57 PM  

scottydoesntknow: A spokesperson for Nugent told KLTV Friday that the Longview event was never on the singer's calendar and that he did not know anything about it.

"Well I didn't even know about your stupid event, so there!"

/Why are they still paying him?


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You're fired.
But I don't even really work here.
 
2014-03-21 02:47:16 PM  
Being paid for not doing any work.   Sounds like welfare!
 
2014-03-21 02:48:08 PM  
A 17yo constitutes pedophilia?
 
2014-03-21 02:49:11 PM  
See, we're not all nutbars down here.
 
2014-03-21 02:50:33 PM  

gopher321: When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.


And an East Texas town at that.
 
2014-03-21 02:51:35 PM  
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2014-03-21 02:52:58 PM  

Ex-Texan: Thought this was about Toby Keith. A piece of Shiat anyways...


I'm not his hugest fan or anything, but I've never heard that Toby Keith is any of the things stated in the headline, or is even a jerk....why is he a piece of shiat?  He's spent a lot of time on USO tours, which gives him cool points in my book.
 
2014-03-21 02:54:37 PM  

tlchwi02: Di Atribe: gopher321: When a Texas town decides that your views are too right-wing even for them, you might want to consider switching to decaf.

That's Gohmert's district. I HIGHLY doubt that they cancelled Nugent out of respect for opposing views. My best guess is that they wanted to avoid the media attention & inevitable circus that follows him everywhere.

nugent isn't exactly the act you book for a family friendly 4th of july street-fair event either i would think. you wouldn't want a bunch of kids getting cotton candy and face painting while he goes on about how much underage sex he's had in the background


Pretty much this...his shows are pretty heavy on the profanity, both during the songs and in between. Even on the old songs he drops in swear words in between the words, like "When I doubt I'm gonna farkin' whip it out..I got me a motherfarkin rock and roll band, it's a free for all..". He does that ALL through the show and it's really annoying if you're trying to actually enjoy the songs as you remember them from back in the day.
 
2014-03-21 02:54:57 PM  
Damn Yankee...
 
2014-03-21 02:54:59 PM  
A mongrel is a mix of two different dogs, right?
 
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