8 inches: I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt./Lost
Harry Freakstorm: Did four girls in bikinis win this guy an SDSU election?Naw. He ran on name recognition alone. Luke Dzierzanowski is a name that the common man can remember. Luke Dzierzanowski stands for lower taxes and more things for you. Reign in big government spending with Luke Dzierzanowski. The champion for the little guy - Luke Dzierzanowski. Send Luke Dzierzanowski to Washington and he'll bring back the jerbs and the good tax thingies. Those things you don't like? Luke Dzierzanowski doesn't like them either and will fight to keep those things out of your schools, neighborhoods, grocery stores and everywhere else. Luke Dzierzanowski! Don't be a dumbski. Vote for Luke Dzierzanowski!
obeymatt: scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark./Wowza[img.fark.net image 138x239]
Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!
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