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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   San Diego State student government candidate under fire for having bikini-clad coeds swimming and jumping on trampolines in ad and you're not even reading this anymore are you   (utsandiego.com) divider line 95
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2014-03-21 12:46:40 PM
I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt.


/Lost
 
2014-03-21 12:51:24 PM
Back in high school during "campaign speeches" for student government, a dudebro came out with two girls on leashes to stand next to him while he babbled.

He became the senior class vice-president.
 
2014-03-21 12:52:04 PM
As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza
 
2014-03-21 12:59:28 PM
Should have ended the video differently:

Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?

Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!
 
2014-03-21 01:27:10 PM

8 inches: I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt.


/Lost


Well, duh. They probably didn't even notice you, and 2 minutes later they were wondering why they had pieces of paper in their hands.
 
2014-03-21 01:30:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza

The blonde right? Lawd have mercy.
 
2014-03-21 01:31:08 PM
Cant wait to see what he does when he runs for POTUS one day.
 
2014-03-21 01:31:26 PM

politicalfilm.files.wordpress.com


Approves!

 
2014-03-21 01:31:49 PM
Probably would have garnered more votes had he at least spoken a few words.
 
2014-03-21 01:32:02 PM
TFA reminds me of another humanitarian.

i1.ytimg.com

"Sometimes Mr. McCracken is already there when I get up in the morning."
 
2014-03-21 01:33:00 PM
A couple of things.
Someone has their sandy panties in a wad because this guy is a marketing genius, targeting the demographic perfectly. They need to STFU.
And what makes this a sexy video is (and listen up here, ladies) is all the flat tummies.
 
2014-03-21 01:33:25 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:

Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?

Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!


Vote for the man with four women in bikinis, he doesn't need to screw you too
 
2014-03-21 01:35:57 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Probably would have garnered more votes had he at least spoken a few words.


"Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright, until you hear them speak."

Odds are keeping his mouth shut and letting the T&A speak for him worked better.
 
2014-03-21 01:35:57 PM
Girl on the left has some BOOTAAAAAAAAAEEE!!!
 
2014-03-21 01:37:38 PM
Friday boobies thread?  I'll start:

www.trampolineslosangeles.com
 
2014-03-21 01:38:14 PM

Cheron: Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:

Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?

Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!

Vote for the man with four women in bikinis, he doesn't need to screw you too


Alternately, a man that has to screw that many women obviously won't stop there.
 
2014-03-21 01:39:01 PM
I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.

Also, the fact he got 4 girls to do this, probably unpaid, says a lot more about him than the video.

/back to view the video
//for science or something
 
2014-03-21 01:39:41 PM
dailyfiasco.com
 
2014-03-21 01:40:11 PM
A school that gives scholarships for cheerleading should not have a problem with this
 
2014-03-21 01:40:59 PM
...and that young man's name was Bill Clinton.
 
2014-03-21 01:41:33 PM
No Hero tag?
 
2014-03-21 01:41:50 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-21 01:43:20 PM
1. It's the dog running through the video, the tipped over BBQ grill in the trampoline scene, and the random shadow from someone off camera that really "sell" this ad.

2. I think he made his point with this, even though all of the "offended" people are too stupid to realize it. He didn't say a word, yet he got all of the press, and people learned his name. Like he says, it says more about eh nature of people and voting than anything else.

3. The student newspaper writer even says it right here: "While I must commend Dzierzanowski for being the only memorable candidate, as I can't even recall the other candidates' names..."

What a bunch of retards. You're really just mad because he pointed out how stupid you actually are.
 
2014-03-21 01:43:32 PM

redmid17: I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.


Then I guess I'm here to either 3rd or 4th that sentiment. Daaaamn!
 
2014-03-21 01:44:28 PM
Student government?  He should be running for state legislature.
 
2014-03-21 01:44:40 PM
Well sure I'd vote for him, and yes, based on the video.  Not because of the cigars, or the bikini babes.  Because of that cute dog.  C'mon, that's a nice pup!  That dog - er, I mean that candidate - has got my vote.
 
2014-03-21 01:44:50 PM
Ziggy Ziggy Hoy Hoy!!
 
2014-03-21 01:45:47 PM
The girls were cute, no questioning that.

But the video sucked.  Utterly unprofessional camera work, horrible "script", awful editing.  Somebody from a department that includes fine arts should not toss out something this crappy and expect to get elected dogcatcher.
 
2014-03-21 01:46:22 PM
Blond on the left please
 
2014-03-21 01:46:36 PM

Mikey1969: 1. It's the dog running through the video ... that really "sell" this ad.



Yeah. The bikini-clad coeds are cool, but the dog running through the video-shoot is what does it for me.
 
2014-03-21 01:46:42 PM
Also, this is SDSU, sometimes affectionately referred to as "SUDS."  If only he'd included beer in this video, he would've been voted Dictator-for-Life.
 
2014-03-21 01:47:04 PM
From TFA: "sexual deviants."

really? Straight men who are attracted to pretty girls in bikinis? Deviants?

/Inigo
 
2014-03-21 01:47:35 PM
No problem with the girls, but enough with the cigars.  I get it that he's trying to look like a mogul or a shot-caller, but honestly, it's hard to take anyone seriously that's under say, 40, with a cigar in their mouth.  It just looks really Eighties.
 
2014-03-21 01:48:08 PM
Did four girls in bikinis win this guy an SDSU election?

Naw. He ran on name recognition alone. Luke Dzierzanowski is a name that the common man can remember. Luke Dzierzanowski stands for lower taxes and more things for you. Reign in big government spending with Luke Dzierzanowski. The champion for the little guy - Luke Dzierzanowski. Send Luke Dzierzanowski to Washington and he'll bring back the jerbs and the good tax thingies. Those things you don't like? Luke Dzierzanowski doesn't like them either and will fight to keep those things out of your schools, neighborhoods, grocery stores and everywhere else. Luke Dzierzanowski! Don't be a dumbski. Vote for Luke Dzierzanowski!
 
2014-03-21 01:49:39 PM
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-03-21 01:55:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza


So.

Much.

THIS.
 
2014-03-21 01:57:51 PM

Billy Liar: No problem with the girls, but enough with the cigars.  I get it that he's trying to look like a mogul or a shot-caller, but honestly, it's hard to take anyone seriously that's under say, 40, with a cigar in their mouth.  It just looks really Eighties.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2014-03-21 01:58:18 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: redmid17: I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.

Then I guess I'm here to either 3rd or 4th that sentiment. Daaaamn!


I think honestly since I read left to right, I saw the blonde's ass first and wasn't able to take my eyes off of it, so I thought the exact same thing.  Then I watched the ending a few more times, for research purposes of course, and it turns out the other girls have pretty smokin asses too.
 
2014-03-21 02:00:52 PM
He looks like he's never actually held or smoked a cigar in his life.
 
2014-03-21 02:00:57 PM

lennavan: Sin_City_Superhero: redmid17: I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.

Then I guess I'm here to either 3rd or 4th that sentiment. Daaaamn!

I think honestly since I read left to right, I saw the blonde's ass first and wasn't able to take my eyes off of it, so I thought the exact same thing.  Then I watched the ending a few more times, for research purposes of course, and it turns out the other girls have pretty smokin asses too.


Yep
 
2014-03-21 02:02:02 PM
Johnny LaRue approves of this campaign.

/old and semi-obscure
 
2014-03-21 02:02:09 PM

Osomatic: Also, this is SDSU, sometimes affectionately referred to as "SUDS."  If only he'd included beer in this video, he would've been voted Dictator-for-Life.


When I was there we called it stdsu. Man I miss that place.

/proud alumni
 
2014-03-21 02:03:39 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:



I concur. Should've devolved into a full-blown reverse-gangbang.
 
2014-03-21 02:04:23 PM
My favorite bouncy-boobies video. (no nudity, but NSFW either.)
 
2014-03-21 02:04:58 PM

twistedmetal: [politicalfilm.files.wordpress.com image 640x360]
Approves!



"FARK YEAH!"

Just watched that again last night.
 
2014-03-21 02:06:44 PM
Could that guy get any more dudebro than that?
 
2014-03-21 02:07:24 PM

Pocket Ninja: He looks like he's never actually held or smoked a cigar in his life



Dammit!  I was just going to say that the kid should learn how to smoke a cigar.  He looks very uncomfortable holding it and also looks like he's getting sick.
 
2014-03-21 02:08:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-21 02:09:22 PM
God damn it I already jacked off for half an hour this morning. Gonna have to save this for tonight.
 
2014-03-21 02:10:12 PM

8 inches: I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt.


/Lost


Was his name 9 inches?
 
2014-03-21 02:10:35 PM
bikini-clad coeds you said?

farm1.static.flickr.com

here's a topless one

www.impactlab.net
 
2014-03-21 02:10:43 PM
Has that farkwad ever seen anyone smoke a cigar? Pretend to smoke it a bit more naturally; your awkwardness draws attention away from that blonde with an amazing ass on the left.
 
2014-03-21 02:11:28 PM
Pocket Ninja: He looks like he's never actually held or smoked a cigar in his life.

Same goes for wearing a suit...dude looks like he went nuts in Burlington Coat Factory's Junior Male section.

/Furthermore, I will also support the motion about dat azz on blondie
 
2014-03-21 02:11:45 PM

obeymatt: scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza

[img.fark.net image 138x239]


img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-03-21 02:15:25 PM

obeymatt: scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza

[img.fark.net image 138x239]


That deserves a monument or at least a building named after it.
 
2014-03-21 02:16:24 PM
Sounds about right.
 
2014-03-21 02:16:50 PM
I would be interested in seeing, the, uh, after-video video, if they were smart enough to keep the cameras rolling.

But seriously, this tactic works surprisingly well when aimed at the appropriate demographic: the male, usually from late high school on, who's found that most of his decision making is no longer ruled by his brain but has been assumed by his dick.  And it works for whatever you're selling, beer, cars, vacation spots, so why not votes.  Of course, you also want the female demographic.  2 words.  Lipstick lesbians.  Frankly, if you've got the lipstick lesbian vote, are you even thinking of anything else at this point?
 
2014-03-21 02:19:00 PM
I used to live in Mission Valley in an apartment complex that had a ton of San Diego State students living in it.  My apartment was located at a point where girls would walk by in bikinis all day long to and from the pool.

I cannot count how many times my friends would come by and sit on the balcony and say "this is the greatest place I've ever been."

/good times
//moved away :(
 
2014-03-21 02:20:49 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Mikey1969: 1. It's the dog running through the video ... that really "sell" this ad.

Yeah. The bikini-clad coeds are cool, but the dog running through the video-shoot is what does it for me.


You understand that I was being facetious, right?
 
2014-03-21 02:21:07 PM
Yes I would have, just to disgrace and make a travesty of student "government".  And hot chicks.  Best of both worlds.
 
2014-03-21 02:21:35 PM

neversubmit: bikini-clad coeds you said?


Meh, the one on the right has no thigh gap. Would not hit...
 
2014-03-21 02:23:01 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Did four girls in bikinis win this guy an SDSU election?

Naw. He ran on name recognition alone. Luke Dzierzanowski is a name that the common man can remember. Luke Dzierzanowski stands for lower taxes and more things for you. Reign in big government spending with Luke Dzierzanowski. The champion for the little guy - Luke Dzierzanowski. Send Luke Dzierzanowski to Washington and he'll bring back the jerbs and the good tax thingies. Those things you don't like? Luke Dzierzanowski doesn't like them either and will fight to keep those things out of your schools, neighborhoods, grocery stores and everywhere else. Luke Dzierzanowski! Don't be a dumbski. Vote for Luke Dzierzanowski!


"What this country needs is a politician who's bold enough to tell the people exactly what they want to hear."

www.filmlinc.com
 
2014-03-21 02:23:03 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Probably would have garnered more votes had he at least spoken a few words.


Maybe some freeze-frame action at the booty portion of the video, then he appears on-screen in front of it.

"I am the master of the A.S.S. Remember this farkin' face. Whenever you see A.S.S., you'll see this farkin' face. I make that shiat work. It does whatever the fark I tell it to. No one rules the A.S.S. like me. And, uh... Remember to vote! For me! Yeah!"
 
2014-03-21 02:24:45 PM
Who the f*ck still uses the word "coed?" We're well past the moment in history when females attending college alongside males had any historical significance sufficient to justify the use of a separate term to describe female college students.

In fact, last I read more women attend and graduate college than men. I therefore move either to drop entirely use of the word "coed," or alternatively to designate its meaning as "male college student."

All in favor say "aye."

All opposed, go f*ck yourselves.
 
2014-03-21 02:25:12 PM
Nothing compared to the guy who ran for associated student president the first year I was there (Kris "Buk Fidy" Korsgaden) who plastered stickers with the nastiest glue on planet earth all over EVERYTHING all over campus, and was actually arrested by county sheriffs for felony vandalism.

He didn't win, although he did get a sizable portion of the 2011 vote, but it was the most entertaining sh*t to happen all year. Some of his stickers are still there on campus.
 
2014-03-21 02:31:16 PM
Sorry to sidetrack everyone from nubile college girls n bikinis, but here's the guy.  Apparently, the university will soon be switching to Dells.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-21 02:35:15 PM

Turfshoe: I used to live in Mission Valley in an apartment complex that had a ton of San Diego State students living in it.  My apartment was located at a point where girls would walk by in bikinis all day long to and from the pool.

I cannot count how many times my friends would come by and sit on the balcony and say "this is the greatest place I've ever been."

/good times
//moved away :(


I believe I may have lived in the same complex.  Either that, or all the complexes in Mission Valley were filled with bikini-clad SDSU girls on their way to the pool.

/also moved away :(
 
2014-03-21 02:36:43 PM
Is the candidates name Jimmy Kimmel?
 
2014-03-21 02:39:31 PM
And the dog is nude, shocking!
 
2014-03-21 02:40:24 PM

amindtat: neversubmit: bikini-clad coeds you said?

Meh, the one on the right has no thigh gap. Would not hit...


Not even a Ivy League rub? };-)>
 
2014-03-21 02:43:06 PM

hammettman: Turfshoe: I used to live in Mission Valley in an apartment complex that had a ton of San Diego State students living in it.  My apartment was located at a point where girls would walk by in bikinis all day long to and from the pool.

I cannot count how many times my friends would come by and sit on the balcony and say "this is the greatest place I've ever been."

/good times
//moved away :(

I believe I may have lived in the same complex.  Either that, or all the complexes in Mission Valley were filled with bikini-clad SDSU girls on their way to the pool.

/also moved away :(


It went through a couple of name changes.  I can't remember the first name, but when I lived there it became Villa Dorado and then changed to Monte Vista.  It was directly across from the shopping center with the Ikea and Costco in it.  Walking distance from Qualcomm Stadium.
 
2014-03-21 02:46:43 PM
mmmm co-eds

img20.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-21 02:52:19 PM

Turfshoe: hammettman: Turfshoe: I used to live in Mission Valley in an apartment complex that had a ton of San Diego State students living in it.  My apartment was located at a point where girls would walk by in bikinis all day long to and from the pool.

I cannot count how many times my friends would come by and sit on the balcony and say "this is the greatest place I've ever been."

/good times
//moved away :(

I believe I may have lived in the same complex.  Either that, or all the complexes in Mission Valley were filled with bikini-clad SDSU girls on their way to the pool.

/also moved away :(

It went through a couple of name changes.  I can't remember the first name, but when I lived there it became Villa Dorado and then changed to Monte Vista.  It was directly across from the shopping center with the Ikea and Costco in it.  Walking distance from Qualcomm Stadium.


Showing you my lawn here, but it was called Jack Murphy Stadium when I lived there, in the "Faulk U" days.  Live up the hill from the stadium, near Friars, and had a nice view of the valley, in addition to the aforementioned pool adornments.  Yes, it was easy to walk to the stadium, but it was hell walking back up that hill after a shiatload of beers.
 
2014-03-21 03:01:26 PM
img822.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-21 03:11:06 PM
I went to SDSU because it had "an image that characterizes all Aztecs as binge-drinking sexual deviants." Are they telling me this is now a bad thing?
 
2014-03-21 03:12:49 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 850x850]


I want to swim to there...
 
2014-03-21 03:13:33 PM
forgifs.com
 
2014-03-21 03:14:53 PM
Don't worry we are all binge drinking sexual deviants
 
2014-03-21 03:21:41 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-21 03:21:47 PM

whither_apophis: Johnny LaRue approves of this campaign.

/old and semi-obscure


Old but hardly obscure on FARK.  That headline and the eye "candy" made me think of naughty 80's movies.

/which I'm - ah, I'm only familiar after reading a scholarly study of cinema history.
 
2014-03-21 03:34:54 PM

Griftin Rubes: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x315]


I'm suddenly agreeing with all the groups that want to free animals from zoos...
 
2014-03-21 03:43:53 PM

INeedAName: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 850x850]

I want to swim to there...


Watch out for those rocks.

/as in rock hard implants
 
2014-03-21 03:46:34 PM
My co-worker's son.

/Not subby
//getting a kick
 
2014-03-21 03:52:14 PM

SoupJohnB: whither_apophis: Johnny LaRue approves of this campaign.

/old and semi-obscure

Old but hardly obscure on FARK.  That headline and the eye "candy" made me think of naughty 80's movies.

/which I'm - ah, I'm only familiar after reading a scholarly study of cinema history.


Forget about Johnny LaRue's movies, then.  Personally, I only watch movies recommended by Harry, the man with the snake on his face.
 
2014-03-21 04:02:13 PM

hammettman: Turfshoe: hammettman: Turfshoe: I used to live in Mission Valley in an apartment complex that had a ton of San Diego State students living in it.  My apartment was located at a point where girls would walk by in bikinis all day long to and from the pool.

I cannot count how many times my friends would come by and sit on the balcony and say "this is the greatest place I've ever been."

/good times
//moved away :(

I believe I may have lived in the same complex.  Either that, or all the complexes in Mission Valley were filled with bikini-clad SDSU girls on their way to the pool.

/also moved away :(

It went through a couple of name changes.  I can't remember the first name, but when I lived there it became Villa Dorado and then changed to Monte Vista.  It was directly across from the shopping center with the Ikea and Costco in it.  Walking distance from Qualcomm Stadium.

Showing you my lawn here, but it was called Jack Murphy Stadium when I lived there, in the "Faulk U" days.  Live up the hill from the stadium, near Friars, and had a nice view of the valley, in addition to the aforementioned pool adornments.  Yes, it was easy to walk to the stadium, but it was hell walking back up that hill after a shiatload of beers.


No need to show me the lawn.  It was Jack Murphy when I lived there too.  I just used the current name of the stadium.  I originally moved to San Diego in the early 90's.
 
2014-03-21 04:22:34 PM
Wow...dat ass
 
2014-03-21 04:30:53 PM

Griftin Rubes: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x315]


awesome
 
2014-03-21 04:50:29 PM

bniath: My co-worker's son.

/Not subby
//getting a kick


Tell your co-worker to get the names of those girls from his son.  Report back immediately.

kthx
 
2014-03-21 04:50:39 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Mikey1969: 1. It's the dog running through the video ... that really "sell" this ad.

Yeah. The bikini-clad coeds are cool, but the dog running through the video-shoot is what does it for me.


Perv.
 
2014-03-21 05:10:54 PM

Kid Shelleen: Ziggy Ziggy Hoy Hoy!!


that's what i thought of.. .The Man Show... and now... girls on trampolines...

www.pagecovers.com
 
2014-03-22 12:54:20 AM
For some reason this doesn't inspire thoughts of opulence for me.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 02:10:36 AM

Pocket Ninja: He looks like he's never actually held or smoked a cigar in his life.


I thought the same.  I was distracted by how much he looked like he didn't know what to do with his "baller" prop.  Then I remembered the girls and he vanished.
 
2014-03-22 04:00:59 AM

dbrunker: For some reason this doesn't inspire thoughts of opulence for me.


[img.fark.net image 640x360]


brandflair.com

/just don't ask him to not sell you russian weapons anymore
 
2014-03-22 04:12:21 AM

obeymatt: scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza

[img.fark.net image 138x239]


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-22 04:14:59 AM
Also, can this be an AIE (Ass In Email) thread?

Because I don't think those exist yet, and it should definitely be a thing... so...

AIE?

/EIP.
 
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