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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   San Diego State student government candidate under fire for having bikini-clad coeds swimming and jumping on trampolines in ad and you're not even reading this anymore are you   (utsandiego.com) divider line 95
    More: Misc, San Diego State University, San Diego, student government, Luke Dzierzanowski, Anthony Berteaux, party school  
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2014-03-21 12:46:40 PM
I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt.


/Lost
 
2014-03-21 12:51:24 PM
Back in high school during "campaign speeches" for student government, a dudebro came out with two girls on leashes to stand next to him while he babbled.

He became the senior class vice-president.
 
2014-03-21 12:52:04 PM
As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza
 
2014-03-21 12:59:28 PM
Should have ended the video differently:

Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?

Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!
 
2014-03-21 01:27:10 PM

8 inches: I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt.


/Lost


Well, duh. They probably didn't even notice you, and 2 minutes later they were wondering why they had pieces of paper in their hands.
 
2014-03-21 01:30:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza

The blonde right? Lawd have mercy.
 
2014-03-21 01:31:08 PM
Cant wait to see what he does when he runs for POTUS one day.
 
2014-03-21 01:31:26 PM

politicalfilm.files.wordpress.com


Approves!

 
2014-03-21 01:31:49 PM
Probably would have garnered more votes had he at least spoken a few words.
 
2014-03-21 01:32:02 PM
TFA reminds me of another humanitarian.

i1.ytimg.com

"Sometimes Mr. McCracken is already there when I get up in the morning."
 
2014-03-21 01:33:00 PM
A couple of things.
Someone has their sandy panties in a wad because this guy is a marketing genius, targeting the demographic perfectly. They need to STFU.
And what makes this a sexy video is (and listen up here, ladies) is all the flat tummies.
 
2014-03-21 01:33:25 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:

Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?

Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!


Vote for the man with four women in bikinis, he doesn't need to screw you too
 
2014-03-21 01:35:57 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Probably would have garnered more votes had he at least spoken a few words.


"Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright, until you hear them speak."

Odds are keeping his mouth shut and letting the T&A speak for him worked better.
 
2014-03-21 01:35:57 PM
Girl on the left has some BOOTAAAAAAAAAEEE!!!
 
2014-03-21 01:37:38 PM
Friday boobies thread?  I'll start:

www.trampolineslosangeles.com
 
2014-03-21 01:38:14 PM

Cheron: Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:

Candidate: If not me, who? If not now, when?

Girls: (jumping up and down) Yay!

Vote for the man with four women in bikinis, he doesn't need to screw you too


Alternately, a man that has to screw that many women obviously won't stop there.
 
2014-03-21 01:39:01 PM
I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.

Also, the fact he got 4 girls to do this, probably unpaid, says a lot more about him than the video.

/back to view the video
//for science or something
 
2014-03-21 01:39:41 PM
dailyfiasco.com
 
2014-03-21 01:40:11 PM
A school that gives scholarships for cheerleading should not have a problem with this
 
2014-03-21 01:40:59 PM
...and that young man's name was Bill Clinton.
 
2014-03-21 01:41:33 PM
No Hero tag?
 
2014-03-21 01:41:50 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-21 01:43:20 PM
1. It's the dog running through the video, the tipped over BBQ grill in the trampoline scene, and the random shadow from someone off camera that really "sell" this ad.

2. I think he made his point with this, even though all of the "offended" people are too stupid to realize it. He didn't say a word, yet he got all of the press, and people learned his name. Like he says, it says more about eh nature of people and voting than anything else.

3. The student newspaper writer even says it right here: "While I must commend Dzierzanowski for being the only memorable candidate, as I can't even recall the other candidates' names..."

What a bunch of retards. You're really just mad because he pointed out how stupid you actually are.
 
2014-03-21 01:43:32 PM

redmid17: I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.


Then I guess I'm here to either 3rd or 4th that sentiment. Daaaamn!
 
2014-03-21 01:44:28 PM
Student government?  He should be running for state legislature.
 
2014-03-21 01:44:40 PM
Well sure I'd vote for him, and yes, based on the video.  Not because of the cigars, or the bikini babes.  Because of that cute dog.  C'mon, that's a nice pup!  That dog - er, I mean that candidate - has got my vote.
 
2014-03-21 01:44:50 PM
Ziggy Ziggy Hoy Hoy!!
 
2014-03-21 01:45:47 PM
The girls were cute, no questioning that.

But the video sucked.  Utterly unprofessional camera work, horrible "script", awful editing.  Somebody from a department that includes fine arts should not toss out something this crappy and expect to get elected dogcatcher.
 
2014-03-21 01:46:22 PM
Blond on the left please
 
2014-03-21 01:46:36 PM

Mikey1969: 1. It's the dog running through the video ... that really "sell" this ad.



Yeah. The bikini-clad coeds are cool, but the dog running through the video-shoot is what does it for me.
 
2014-03-21 01:46:42 PM
Also, this is SDSU, sometimes affectionately referred to as "SUDS."  If only he'd included beer in this video, he would've been voted Dictator-for-Life.
 
2014-03-21 01:47:04 PM
From TFA: "sexual deviants."

really? Straight men who are attracted to pretty girls in bikinis? Deviants?

/Inigo
 
2014-03-21 01:47:35 PM
No problem with the girls, but enough with the cigars.  I get it that he's trying to look like a mogul or a shot-caller, but honestly, it's hard to take anyone seriously that's under say, 40, with a cigar in their mouth.  It just looks really Eighties.
 
2014-03-21 01:48:08 PM
Did four girls in bikinis win this guy an SDSU election?

Naw. He ran on name recognition alone. Luke Dzierzanowski is a name that the common man can remember. Luke Dzierzanowski stands for lower taxes and more things for you. Reign in big government spending with Luke Dzierzanowski. The champion for the little guy - Luke Dzierzanowski. Send Luke Dzierzanowski to Washington and he'll bring back the jerbs and the good tax thingies. Those things you don't like? Luke Dzierzanowski doesn't like them either and will fight to keep those things out of your schools, neighborhoods, grocery stores and everywhere else. Luke Dzierzanowski! Don't be a dumbski. Vote for Luke Dzierzanowski!
 
2014-03-21 01:49:39 PM
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-03-21 01:55:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza


So.

Much.

THIS.
 
2014-03-21 01:57:51 PM

Billy Liar: No problem with the girls, but enough with the cigars.  I get it that he's trying to look like a mogul or a shot-caller, but honestly, it's hard to take anyone seriously that's under say, 40, with a cigar in their mouth.  It just looks really Eighties.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2014-03-21 01:58:18 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: redmid17: I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.

Then I guess I'm here to either 3rd or 4th that sentiment. Daaaamn!


I think honestly since I read left to right, I saw the blonde's ass first and wasn't able to take my eyes off of it, so I thought the exact same thing.  Then I watched the ending a few more times, for research purposes of course, and it turns out the other girls have pretty smokin asses too.
 
2014-03-21 02:00:52 PM
He looks like he's never actually held or smoked a cigar in his life.
 
2014-03-21 02:00:57 PM

lennavan: Sin_City_Superhero: redmid17: I'll 2nd or 3rd that the blonde has a smokin ass.

Then I guess I'm here to either 3rd or 4th that sentiment. Daaaamn!

I think honestly since I read left to right, I saw the blonde's ass first and wasn't able to take my eyes off of it, so I thought the exact same thing.  Then I watched the ending a few more times, for research purposes of course, and it turns out the other girls have pretty smokin asses too.


Yep
 
2014-03-21 02:02:02 PM
Johnny LaRue approves of this campaign.

/old and semi-obscure
 
2014-03-21 02:02:09 PM

Osomatic: Also, this is SDSU, sometimes affectionately referred to as "SUDS."  If only he'd included beer in this video, he would've been voted Dictator-for-Life.


When I was there we called it stdsu. Man I miss that place.

/proud alumni
 
2014-03-21 02:03:39 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Should have ended the video differently:



I concur. Should've devolved into a full-blown reverse-gangbang.
 
2014-03-21 02:04:23 PM
My favorite bouncy-boobies video. (no nudity, but NSFW either.)
 
2014-03-21 02:04:58 PM

twistedmetal: [politicalfilm.files.wordpress.com image 640x360]
Approves!



"FARK YEAH!"

Just watched that again last night.
 
2014-03-21 02:06:44 PM
Could that guy get any more dudebro than that?
 
2014-03-21 02:07:24 PM

Pocket Ninja: He looks like he's never actually held or smoked a cigar in his life



Dammit!  I was just going to say that the kid should learn how to smoke a cigar.  He looks very uncomfortable holding it and also looks like he's getting sick.
 
2014-03-21 02:08:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: As an ass man, I wholeheartedly approve of this message, especially the 41-45 second mark.

/Wowza


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-21 02:09:22 PM
God damn it I already jacked off for half an hour this morning. Gonna have to save this for tonight.
 
2014-03-21 02:10:12 PM

8 inches: I ran for student body president when I was in college - walked around campus handing out flyers with a super hot girl in a mini-skirt.


/Lost


Was his name 9 inches?
 
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