Lord Farkwad: I'm a lesbian who is trapped in a mans body who can't stop thinking about tits, ass and pussy.
Biff_Steel: Bisexuals are just greedy. pick a side!
rocinante721: I recall reading that in fMRI studies studying involuntary sexual reflexes, heteros get turned on by hetero erotica, gay by gay & with bisexuals, it was either one or the other, not both.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: A conservative friend acquaintance once explained to me that only women can be bisexual, because that's totally hot. Guys, however, are either straight or gay. Enjoying the cock just once, he insisted, makes you gay. "It's like how you've got sewage and wine," he said. "Now if you add a teaspoon of wine to a glass of sewage, it's still sewage. And if you add a teaspoon of sewage to a glass of wine, it's now sewage. Or it's like how on demographics forms you have 'white' and 'non-white.' As a dude you're either straight or not straight, and not straight = gay."
hardinparamedic: Lord Farkwad: I'm a lesbian who is trapped in a mans body who can't stop thinking about tits, ass and pussy.No, you're a gender normal, heterosexual male with an overactive sex drive. And you'd probably be able to address it if you took the fedora off and put some acne medication on, kid.
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