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(Reuters)   So, yeah, um, that debris we saw...we can't find it now. And, um, did you know that airplanes are made of materials that sink?   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Australians, ExpressJet, Andaman Sea, surveillance aircraft, square kilometres, Gulf of Thailand, debris, airplanes  
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2014-03-21 12:06:55 PM  
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No, unfortunately the reporters official was actually remarking "We think we finally found DA BRIE"; they'd been searching for the misplaced cheese for several hours prior...
2014-03-21 11:31:53 AM  
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Carn: What else floats?

Small rocks
2014-03-21 11:23:01 AM  
1 vote:
What else floats?
2014-03-21 11:14:14 AM  
1 vote:
Breaking News!!!

Plane still missing.
2014-03-21 11:11:06 AM  
1 vote:
There never was any floating debris.  Black holes don't leave debris.
2014-03-21 11:08:41 AM  
1 vote:
This just in, the oceans are full of garbage.

Later on we will go to CNN with their report of water not being blue or green, but orange, and how very very dry water makes you.
2014-03-21 10:51:28 AM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't the seat cushions be keeping the plane buoyant?
2014-03-21 10:48:42 AM  
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It's really going to depend on how it hit the water.  If it did so violently, there would be floating debris for some time, very widely scattered by now.  If it went in gently, the whole thing or at least most of it could be at the ocean floor by now.  Unless of course it was aliens, then all bets are off.
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