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(NYPost)   As long as the kids are away, judge says lesbian teachers can play in the classroom   (nypost.com) divider line 76
    More: Followup, Brooklyn's James Madison HS, language education, Brito, Alini Brito, United Federation of Teachers  
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2014-03-21 01:15:27 PM
I'll keep this in mind if I am ever called in for a parent-teacher copulation.
 
2014-03-21 01:18:16 PM
So, another "seamen spills in lesbos" thread?
 
2014-03-21 01:22:49 PM
Fortunately for them they got a horndog judge.
 
2014-03-21 01:23:34 PM

cynicalminion: DerAppie: "Indeed, lesser penalties have been imposed where a teacher had an ongoing relationship or engaged in inappropriate behavior with a student,"

Seems logical to think that two adults hooking up is less of an offence than a teacher hooking up with a student, which in turn would require a less stiff punishment.

from the comments here, it sounds like in regards to these two, many punishments are being imposed on stiff things...


Yup.

I wondered if I should have added a pun intended disclaimer. Then I remembered that I shouldn't dumb things down for people who might not get it otherwise.
 
2014-03-21 01:36:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Anayalator: [www.velosterturbo.org image 384x46]






I'd watch.


I'd join in.
 
2014-03-21 01:43:26 PM
So the kids aren't going to be protected from the slug trails left on their desks? Isn't that a biohazard?
 
2014-03-21 01:43:54 PM
Easy fix. Let then come back to school, but make sure all the kids know what happened. They won't last a month.
 
2014-03-21 01:48:51 PM

DerAppie: cynicalminion: DerAppie: "Indeed, lesser penalties have been imposed where a teacher had an ongoing relationship or engaged in inappropriate behavior with a student,"

Seems logical to think that two adults hooking up is less of an offence than a teacher hooking up with a student, which in turn would require a less stiff punishment.

from the comments here, it sounds like in regards to these two, many punishments are being imposed on stiff things...

Yup.

I wondered if I should have added a pun intended disclaimer. Then I remembered that I shouldn't dumb things down for people who might not get it otherwise.


meh...  browsing headlines that seem interesting...  further perusal suggests no, aside from reinforcing the idea that the lesbian task force from the "god hates freds" submission needs to submit more articles to fark in their campaign of "shock and awe"... the war on heterosexuality would get greenlit so fast even the mommybloggers couldn't compete complaining to prudie that their husband wasn't interested in them anymore unless he watched the security cam footage of what they do with the babysitter ever since the fourth kid was vaccinated...
 
2014-03-21 01:49:34 PM

ReverendJynxed: So the kids aren't going to be protected from the slug trails left on their desks? Isn't that a biohazard?


well at least there's no nut allergy risk... :P
 
2014-03-21 01:50:10 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: serial_crusher: also I was really hoping this thread would have some examples of what "partially undressed" lesbians might look like.

[img.fark.net image 471x448]

[img.fark.net image 400x362]

[img.fark.net image 400x257]

Life is not Cinemax.


Thank god for that. I'd rather have an honest bull-dyke (although what she'd want with me I don't know), that some flighty femme.
 
2014-03-21 01:55:38 PM
I dunno. Can see the taped evidence of this so I can make an informed decision?
 
2014-03-21 01:57:33 PM

AngryDragon: Really?  If I had sex with a coworker in my office I would be fired before I could even blink.  Is it because they're an "oppressed class"?  Because they didn't include a 12-year old?

Seriously.  WTF?


Not my old workplace. Banging in the back was just one of the many 'Kitchen Confidential' parts of my old job.
 
2014-03-21 02:00:58 PM

ChubbyTiger: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Anayalator: [www.velosterturbo.org image 384x46]

I'd watch.

Watch? I'd participate to the extent allowed.


Watch? I'd split the both of them like a wishbone.
 
2014-03-21 02:19:23 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: serial_crusher: also I was really hoping this thread would have some examples of what "partially undressed" lesbians might look like.

[img.fark.net image 471x448]

[img.fark.net image 400x362]

[img.fark.net image 400x257]

Life is not Cinemax.


heh...you know what?  I'd be perfectly fine with any of the above and'd be willing to find some mutually beneficial activities that'd work for all concerns.   Pretty much prefer 'real' people anyway, it'd be hypocritical not to.  I can't imagine I'd be asked to be naked on Cinemax either.  :D
 
2014-03-21 02:23:55 PM
I'm gonna fap to this.

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/done
 
2014-03-21 02:46:12 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: serial_crusher: also I was really hoping this thread would have some examples of what "partially undressed" lesbians might look like.







Life is not Cinemax.


Yup, there's attractive and mediocre and ugly people in all walks of life. Whodathunk? Of course, the "ugly" lesbos don't matter cause obviously chicks boink each other just to please men who may or may not be watchin.

/I'd tap 1 and 2. 3 would probably be the one to do the tapping and I'd have no issue with that
//my types are weird, but there's attraction for ya
 
2014-03-21 02:50:38 PM

doubled99: Wow. With "no tolerance" idiocy ruling the day in most schools this is surprising. And hot.


No tolerance only applies to the students.  The employees can get away with just about anything.
 
2014-03-21 03:02:40 PM
The Manhattan appellate judges said foreign-language teachers Alini Brito, 34, and Cindy Mauro, 38, were treated too harshly when they were dismissed for engaging in a topless classroom tryst inside Brooklyn's James Madison HS in 2009.

Since when do classrooms wear tops?
 
2014-03-21 03:37:15 PM

serial_crusher: The article TFA refers to says they were "caught with their pants down -- literally", but I'm willing to assume a gross misuse of the word "literally" there.


Well, literally literally means figuratively, now, so really it's just filler material in modern English.
 
2014-03-21 04:07:32 PM
Pics or it didn't happn.....
 
2014-03-21 04:17:08 PM

iheartscotch: vpb: That's a relief.  They were far too hot to be fired.

This!

I was dreading clicking that link. I was hoping for meh; but, those two are actually attractive.

/ lesbians! Why u no date hot girls? That's the whole point!


The hot ones do, just like with heterosexual couples.
 
2014-03-21 05:15:21 PM
Cool Judge.
 
2014-03-21 07:43:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:54:18 PM

wyltoknow: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: serial_crusher: also I was really hoping this thread would have some examples of what "partially undressed" lesbians might look like.

Life is not Cinemax.

Yup, there's attractive and mediocre and ugly people in all walks of life. Whodathunk? Of course, the "ugly" lesbos don't matter cause obviously chicks boink each other just to please men who may or may not be watchin.

/I'd tap 1 and 2. 3 would probably be the one to do the tapping and I'd have no issue with that
//my types are weird, but there's attraction for ya


This.

All three of those are perfectly fine, though I'd rank them 3, 2, 1 in order of preference.

Of course, none of them want anything to do with me... but I can still look.
 
2014-03-21 10:43:18 PM

Begoggle: mbillips: AngryDragon: Really?  If I had sex with a coworker in my office I would be fired before I could even blink.  Is it because they're an "oppressed class"?  Because they didn't include a 12-year old?

Seriously.  WTF?

They weren't having sex. They were making out while clothed. Big diff.

Get out of here.
We are trying to get outraged here.
I love the comments on the article ranting about libs.
DURRRRP


What, didn't you know that all teachers are filthy libs?

/Try telling some of mine that.
 
2014-03-22 01:45:48 AM
As long as the kids are away, judge says lesbian teachers can play in the classroom

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