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(The New York Observer)   Honey, would you go down to the cupcake ATM and get me one with pink icing and sprinkles?   (observer.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-21 08:08:26 AM
So, it's a vending machine?
 
2014-03-21 08:26:28 AM
Honey, would you go down to the cupcake ATM machine and get me one with pink icing and sprinkles?

c'mon, subby
 
2014-03-21 08:28:45 AM
I went to the Sprinkles in Chicago last weekend...didn't use the ATM, but the cupcakes were pretty good.
 
2014-03-21 08:35:49 AM
That's nice, but when are they going to invent an ATM that accepts kittens?
 
2014-03-21 08:50:24 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: That's nice, but when are they going to invent an ATM that accepts kittens?


They do.  All you need is a blender and a funnel to insert the kitten
 
2014-03-21 08:53:42 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: That's nice, but when are they going to invent an ATM that accepts kittens?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:02:07 AM
It's not a farking ATM. Jesus, how farking lazy are we getting now? ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine. It gives out money from your bank account in the place of a teller. a VENDING machine dispenses goods in exchange for money.
 
2014-03-21 09:10:12 AM
I thought the cupcake trend was over.
 
2014-03-21 11:34:58 AM
It's hold up to 760 cupcakes? How often is that inventory turned over? Daily? Weekly? The thought of buying a cupcake that has been sitting in the machine for a few days doesn't sound appetizing. Same goes for  the frosting and whatever other toppings they offer in the machine.
 
2014-03-21 02:37:55 PM

AspectRatio: So, it's a vending machine?


came to say this
 
2014-03-21 03:56:52 PM
"Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white."

Jim Butcher

Dresden woulda been deader than dead if he'd opted for a cupcake.
 
2014-03-21 04:51:23 PM
www.theautomat.net

Tell me more about your magical machine that dispenses frosted treats...
 
2014-03-21 09:48:14 PM
The wife wanted to go to the one in Chicago.  Lame.  We waited in line with hipsters and fat girls for 45 minutes.  I said "fark this noize" and we left.

Cupcakes are stupid.
 
2014-03-21 10:04:38 PM
Wow.

Two years.

// Titty sprinkles.
 
2014-03-22 03:43:01 AM
This should cheer up Raymond Felton.

//too obscure?
 
2014-03-22 01:28:28 PM
The local news channel recently reported on one opening nearby. Their motto, "Getting the facts", obviously didn't include Google. The Cupcake ATM that we were excited about was actually 3 hours away.
 
2014-03-22 05:31:49 PM
Ass-to-mouth cupcakes?
 
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