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(The Daily Meal)   Mountain Dew's Baja Blast may soon be free from the tyrannical, diarrhea-slicked grip of Taco Bell, available on store shelves everywhere   (thedailymeal.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-21 08:05:38 AM  
Awesome! I love Baja Blast!
 
2014-03-21 09:02:52 AM  
Look. It's just Mt Dew and poweraide.
 
2014-03-21 10:28:15 AM  
It's the best thing at Taco Bell.  And the only thing that won't give you cramps, pretty much.

It's also good with vodak in it.
 
2014-03-21 10:29:22 AM  
Baja Blast actually sounds like something that happens after you eat Taco Bell.
 
2014-03-21 10:40:30 AM  
I eat Taco Bell multiple times a week and never get sick.  You guys are weird.
 
2014-03-21 10:47:42 AM  
Damn! I've lost just under a hundred pounds over the last 4 years. This may undo the whole thing.
 
2014-03-21 11:00:16 AM  
Tried it once at a Taco Bell here. It was odd. It has the strange smell reminiscent of bleach and I imagine a similar taste. Not sure how people drink it.
 
2014-03-21 11:05:46 AM  
Mountain Dew Sangrita Blast, please.
 
2014-03-21 11:25:54 AM  
Strange, Taco Bell is one of the few things that can fix my screwed up gut.  2 wrongs make a right.
 
2014-03-21 11:45:11 AM  

tricycleracer: I eat Taco Bell multiple times a week and never get sick.  You guys are weird.


I don't eat the stuff anymore but I used to all the time. Never once got sick. The worst problem I had was kind of a funky aftertaste.
 
2014-03-21 11:46:44 AM  
Never tried it mainly because the word "Blast" and Taco Bell are a bad combination.
 
2014-03-21 12:14:20 PM  
What I really want is the orange Mellow Yellow that you can only make at those touchscreen Coke machines. I'd drink that stuff by the gallon.
 
2014-03-21 12:50:32 PM  

NewWorldDan: Strange, Taco Bell is one of the few things that can fix my screwed up gut.  2 wrongs make a right.


Fecal transplant. Study it out.
 
2014-03-21 12:51:44 PM  

tricycleracer: I eat Taco Bell multiple times a week and never get sick.  You guys are weird.


Kind of like how junkies can take larger amounts of heroin and not die.
 
2014-03-21 01:04:13 PM  
Soda fountain drinks always taste better.  I wish they would get the other Mt Dew flavors going there too.  Pitch Black Mt Dew fountain soda please.

I'm also one that doesn't hate taco bell and never get the mud butt from it.  Burger King on the other hand does it every time.  I don't eat Taco Bell as much anymore though since I work near many places that sell cheap authentic tacos.

/craving lengua tacos for lunch
 
2014-03-21 02:47:15 PM  
Back when I drank soda I was always convinced that Baja Blast needed tequila to taste right.
 
2014-03-21 03:09:31 PM  
I know what I'm getting the Missus for our Anniversary.

/this is her Blue Sky
 
2014-03-21 03:12:20 PM  
What makes Taco Bell look a whole lot more attractive?

One meal at Taco Johns.

/eat there once every 3-5 years to remind myself why I don't eat there.
 
2014-03-21 03:24:51 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I know what I'm getting the Missus for our Anniversary.

/this is her Blue Sky


You too ehh? LadyPult loves mixing this with... well whatever really. Vodak, clear rum, even tequila.
 
2014-03-21 03:28:09 PM  
still no cure for the pepsi blue blues

/but this can work
 
2014-03-21 04:58:10 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What makes Taco Bell look a whole lot more attractive?

One meal at Taco Johns.

/eat there once every 3-5 years to remind myself why I don't eat there.


Yes, TJs is far superior to Taco Hell.
 
2014-03-21 05:11:40 PM  

MontanaDave: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What makes Taco Bell look a whole lot more attractive?

One meal at Taco Johns.

/eat there once every 3-5 years to remind myself why I don't eat there.

Yes, TJs is far superior to Taco Hell.


Um, no.  I meant the exact opposite.

$6.52 (with tax) for two crappy tacos with homeopathic levels of cheese and a bunch of cheap potato things?  Seriously?
 
2014-03-21 06:01:33 PM  
I thought Baja Blast was the name of the Taco Bell diarrhea.
 
2014-03-21 07:05:13 PM  
"Diarrhea Slicked" would be a pretty good name for a band.
 
2014-03-21 07:17:29 PM  
www.keepcalmandposters.com

/goddamn but I love Baja Blast
 
2014-03-21 07:51:30 PM  

NewWorldDan: Strange, Taco Bell is one of the few things that can fix my screwed up gut.  2 wrongs make a right.


Whenever I get stick to my stomach, once I start feeling better, the first thing I eat is about 6 Taco Bell crunch tacos... Sometimes Supreme, sometimes not.
 
2014-03-21 08:36:50 PM  
Gross. Baja Blast tastes like a urinal puck smells.
 
2014-03-21 09:33:53 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What makes Taco Bell look a whole lot more attractive?

One meal at Taco Johns.

/eat there once every 3-5 years to remind myself why I don't eat there.


I get my mexican food from places where the entire staff is mexican and most of the customers are mexican.

Once you have had actual mexican you will no longer care for the stuff white people try to pass off as mexican somewhere like taco hell.
 
2014-03-21 09:49:26 PM  

Oldiron_79: I get my mexican food from places where the entire staff is mexican and most of the customers are mexican.

Once you have had actual mexican you will no longer care for the stuff white people try to pass off as mexican somewhere like taco hell.


treasure.diylol.com
 
2014-03-21 10:14:37 PM  

Oldiron_79: I get my mexican food from places where the entire staff is mexican and most of the customers are mexican.

Once you have had actual mexican you will no longer care for the stuff white people try to pass off as mexican somewhere like taco hell.


Let's stratify here- nobody's saying that Taco Bell is good and/or authentic. But delicious authentic Mexican does not need to be in conflict with great Tex-Mex.
 
2014-03-21 10:19:33 PM  

tricycleracer: I eat Taco Bell multiple times a week and never get sick.  You guys are weird.


They aren't used to fiber and probably drink too little water, combined with underestimating just how many calories they consume there.
 
2014-03-21 11:33:50 PM  
Baja Blast is an abomination.
 
2014-03-22 02:57:18 AM  

tricycleracer: I eat Taco Bell multiple times a week and never get sick.  You guys are weird.


They're just piling on.  Agreeing with people they identify with their "agrees with me" color.
 
2014-03-22 03:42:15 AM  

bdub77: Baja Blast actually sounds like something that happens after you eat Taco Bell.


This has to be the funniest thing I've ever read on Fark.
 
2014-03-22 12:54:56 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: MontanaDave: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What makes Taco Bell look a whole lot more attractive?

One meal at Taco Johns.

/eat there once every 3-5 years to remind myself why I don't eat there.

Yes, TJs is far superior to Taco Hell.

Um, no.  I meant the exact opposite.

$6.52 (with tax) for two crappy tacos with homeopathic levels of cheese and a bunch of cheap potato things?  Seriously?


TACO JOHNS > TACO BELL
 
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