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(AZ Family)   When you're a 23-year-old hottie, it's all fun and games pretending to be a 15-year-old-girl on Facebook just so you can have sex with a 13-year-old boy. Until you give him an STD and his mom finds out   (azfamily.com) divider line 116
    More: Sick, Glendale Police Department, Facebook, woman accused, Silent Witness  
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24858 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2014 at 7:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-21 01:39:00 AM  
I think my eyes have a FTD now.
 
2014-03-21 06:47:42 AM  
Wonder which ASU sorority she's in?
 
2014-03-21 07:02:29 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Wonder which ASU sorority she's in?


ΗΔΠ Eta Delta Pi
 
2014-03-21 07:32:24 AM  
she's a rough looking 15 that's for sure....
 
2014-03-21 07:38:52 AM  

drewbob21: I think my eyes have a FTD now.


You leave Merle Olsen out of this.
 
2014-03-21 07:38:58 AM  
Why are police reports typed out in ALL CAPS?
 
2014-03-21 07:38:59 AM  

Weaver95: she's a rough looking 15 that's for sure....


Rough looking for 23 boop-boop-de-doop-oop too.

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2014-03-21 07:39:29 AM  

Weaver95: she's a rough looking 15 that's for sure....


Very rough in the mug shots, but the selfie is cute.  Hopefully she's not marked up like that all the time.
 
2014-03-21 07:39:30 AM  
Areola? Wow.
 
2014-03-21 07:40:39 AM  

eyemarten: drewbob21: I think my eyes have a FTD now.

You leave Merle Olsen out of this.


Who?
 
2014-03-21 07:41:01 AM  
Aw, there's something to post on FB in the formative experiences category - My first STD from a lying skank.

/areola
 
2014-03-21 07:41:29 AM  

DoctorCal: Areola? Wow.


Was gonna say...
This many posts in and not a single person comments on her last name?

/fark, you are slipping
 
2014-03-21 07:42:06 AM  
Hottie?

*clicks link*

Oh..........oh
 
2014-03-21 07:44:06 AM  
Can we force an abortion on a rapist?
 
2014-03-21 07:44:34 AM  
FTA- Parents who think their child may have had inappropriate contact with Areola...

Should teach them how to do it right.
 
2014-03-21 07:46:08 AM  
Note to self; Stay out of trailer parks.
 
2014-03-21 07:46:25 AM  
Hot!
 
2014-03-21 07:47:27 AM  
fark my life
 
2014-03-21 07:48:05 AM  
Nice.
 
2014-03-21 07:48:11 AM  
Hell, that's a rough 23
 
2014-03-21 07:49:22 AM  

Alphax: Weaver95: she's a rough looking 15 that's for sure....

Very rough in the mug shots, but the selfie is cute.  Hopefully she's not marked up like that all the time.


This. Way better than what I was getting at that age. Which was nothing.
 
2014-03-21 07:49:41 AM  
I don't get it. Is that lady in the mug shots the rapist's mom? If she's 23, so am I.
 
2014-03-21 07:49:56 AM  
Sometimes I go online and pose as a 22 year old to attract slightly overweight 40 something cougars. I always disappoint.
 
2014-03-21 07:50:11 AM  
So, was it just crabs, or something serious?
 
2014-03-21 07:50:23 AM  
Wasn't she supposed to at least go through community college and get a teaching degree first?
Like skipping "Double Dare You" and going right to "Double Dog Dare You".
 
2014-03-21 07:50:57 AM  
To re-clarify the obvious:

Adult female has sex with male minor: "Sexual conduct"
Adult male has sex with female minor: "Rapey rape rape"

Chart in 5.. 4.. 3..
 
2014-03-21 07:52:07 AM  
3TV visited the trailer park where Areola-Hernandez has been living with her sister, who did not want to comment.

You know you are in trouble when the trailer court decline comment.
 
2014-03-21 07:59:20 AM  
15? Hell, she's a hard 23.
 
2014-03-21 07:59:55 AM  

The Muthaship: FTA- Parents who think their child may have had inappropriate contact with Areola...

Should teach them how to do it right.


One of my clients at my last job was named Areola...I had to put her on hold to get the laughter out of my system.
 
2014-03-21 08:00:05 AM  
Areola?
 
2014-03-21 08:02:29 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Alphax: Weaver95: she's a rough looking 15 that's for sure....

Very rough in the mug shots, but the selfie is cute.  Hopefully she's not marked up like that all the time.

This. Way better than what I was getting at that age. Which was nothing.


Getting 'nothing' is better than getting an STD.
 
2014-03-21 08:02:31 AM  
Her mug shot gave me eye syphilis.


/Areola? REALLY??
 
2014-03-21 08:03:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 08:06:54 AM  
Thanks subby - now THIS is running through my head - prolly gonna be there all day - at least until 4:20 ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.

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2014-03-21 08:08:08 AM  
mug shot is rough but I bet she cleans up nicely (shower, make up and STD meds)
 
2014-03-21 08:09:07 AM  
I get this feeling that the parents may have derped and meant to name her this:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areole
 
2014-03-21 08:11:28 AM  
Perfect example of "Butterface"...
 
2014-03-21 08:13:16 AM  
God damn subby!!  For once Hot meant Hot!  Thanks!
 
2014-03-21 08:14:29 AM  
She is not a "hootie", but she is a ho.
 
2014-03-21 08:15:37 AM  

eyemarten: drewbob21: I think my eyes have a FTD now.

You leave Merle Olsen out of this.


littlehousescenery.homestead.com

Merlin Olsen stares hard at you.
 
2014-03-21 08:15:57 AM  
whats with all these women having sex with minors? Is it a thing now?
 
hej
2014-03-21 08:17:26 AM  

eyemarten: DoctorCal: Areola? Wow.

Was gonna say...
This many posts in and not a single person comments on her last name?

/fark, you are slipping


^That
 
2014-03-21 08:20:09 AM  
Wonder if her porn star name is Clitori Jones?
 
2014-03-21 08:21:10 AM  

lostcat: Why are police reports typed out in ALL CAPS?


they don't know how to turn off the caps lock
 
2014-03-21 08:21:29 AM  

Derwood: Hottie?

*clicks link*

Oh..........oh


Same here.
For farkers who have not RTFA, don't.
 
2014-03-21 08:22:27 AM  

DoctorCal: Areola?


Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2014-03-21 08:25:59 AM  
I just friended her on Facebook
 
2014-03-21 08:26:13 AM  

Langdon_777: Can we force an abortion on a rapist?


 Not that I hope anyone ever gets raped, but I would love to see the legal trial for this.

Female forces herself on a male. Gets pregnant.

Would he be responsible for child support? Would he have parental rights? Would he be allowed to make the decision to abort the child? I would love to hear the banter "you can't force a man to have sex with you... LEGITIMATE RAPE!"
 
2014-03-21 08:27:00 AM  
If the young man arranged on-line to have sex with someone he believed to be underage, is he in legal trouble? Or does "she was actually of legal age" sometimes work in a different way from when the 15 year old is a 46 year old policeman called Sid?
 
2014-03-21 08:27:30 AM  
Neck tattoos just never lead to anything good.
 
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