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(Chicago Trib)   Woman makes the Guinness Book of World records for donating 16,321 ounces of breast milk to a dispensary over the course of five years   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 83
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2014-03-20 08:11:41 PM
Is her name Bessie?
 
2014-03-20 08:13:56 PM
Some of it was even hers.
 
2014-03-20 08:18:48 PM
Moo.
 
2014-03-20 08:21:49 PM
127 gallons, actually.
 
2014-03-20 08:28:09 PM
dingo.care2.com

Did she have really nice udders?
 
2014-03-20 08:40:50 PM
And here I was proud of my father for donating 25 gallons of blood.
 
2014-03-20 09:02:00 PM
At ~100 gallons a day, she could also get work extinguishing small fires.
 
2014-03-20 09:02:34 PM
I was hoping to see photos of the woman who could produce nine gallons of milk a day.
 
2014-03-20 09:46:47 PM

h2ogate: I was hoping to see photos of the woman who could produce nine gallons of milk a day.


Here you go.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 11:58:31 PM
Yeah, I bet that she still didn't get her damn bar towel.
 
2014-03-21 02:29:05 AM
impressive
 
2014-03-21 03:23:13 AM

daveinaz: h2ogate: I was hoping to see photos of the woman who could produce nine gallons of milk a day.

Here you go.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 682x450]


he said milk, not silicone.
 
2014-03-21 03:28:30 AM
DNRTFA, but how much milk does a cow produce in the same timeframe?
 
2014-03-21 03:32:27 AM

Marcus Aurelius: And here I was proud of my father for donating 25 gallons of blood.


Whose blood?
 
2014-03-21 03:32:52 AM

adragontattoo: DNRTFA, but how much milk does a cow produce in the same timeframe?


In the spirit of "African or European" :

a grass-eating, free-range cow without added hormones or the mutant kind that's fed grain/filler and pumped full of steroids and hormones?
 
2014-03-21 03:35:07 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-03-21 03:35:58 AM

adragontattoo: DNRTFA, but how much milk does a cow produce in the same timeframe?


6-8 gallons a day. generally.
 
2014-03-21 03:37:52 AM
I demand a doping test.
 
2014-03-21 03:38:10 AM

robohobo: adragontattoo: DNRTFA, but how much milk does a cow produce in the same timeframe?

6-8 gallons a day. generally.



Gah. I meant to add it's 12,775 gallons over 5 years using 7 gallons a day.
 
2014-03-21 03:40:51 AM
Titillating.
 
2014-03-21 03:49:38 AM

that1guy77: Titillating.


lmao.

/did anyone make a cow joke, cause that would be hilarious!
 
2014-03-21 03:51:43 AM
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-21 03:53:30 AM
Once they're old enough for their classmates to Google them, those kids are never going to hear the end of this. And when Liam goes to college, I guarantee his fraternity nickname will be Chowhound.
 
2014-03-21 03:54:31 AM
I thought her kids would be fatter.
 
2014-03-21 03:56:10 AM
While still impressive, it was a lot more impressive before I read the article and read it was ounces, not gallons.
 
2014-03-21 04:02:45 AM
Thanks for the mammaries.
 
2014-03-21 04:06:27 AM
I'll be honest, when I started reading the thread, "Woman makes the Guinness Book of World records for .. " my pervert side wasn't prepared for some altruistic endeavor.  I was certain it was going to be related to cock-stuffing.
 
2014-03-21 04:12:32 AM
SIGH

/ The shiat I put up with
 
2014-03-21 04:36:26 AM
Has useless without pics been said?
 
2014-03-21 04:44:45 AM

daveinaz: h2ogate: I was hoping to see photos of the woman who could produce nine gallons of milk a day.

Here you go.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 682x450]


Good god man, despite the fact she's clothed, that deserves a NSFW tag. That's just... Damn...

The Guinness people shouldn't have given her an award, they should have referred her to a psychiatrist.
 
2014-03-21 04:46:14 AM

strangeluck: daveinaz: h2ogate: I was hoping to see photos of the woman who could produce nine gallons of milk a day.

Here you go.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 682x450]

Good god man, despite the fact she's clothed, that deserves a NSFW tag. That's just... Damn...

The Guinness people shouldn't have given her an award, they should have referred her to a psychiatrist.


The word you're looking for is "disgusting".
 
2014-03-21 04:49:09 AM
img.fark.net

"What you call this soy milk? Blue khaki? Stop laughing so damn much!"
 
2014-03-21 04:49:25 AM
Maths,

tis important... submittertard.
 
2014-03-21 04:53:49 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-21 04:54:03 AM

Farking Lurker: Has useless without pics been said?


The article has a picture.
 
2014-03-21 04:55:12 AM
Yikes.
 
2014-03-21 05:10:20 AM
Bullshiat. There is no way the human body produces eight gallons of milk per day. You'd have to *drink* eight gallons of water to begin with. The human frame isn't equipped to handle that.

*Reads article*

Oh - floz.
 
2014-03-21 05:20:40 AM

cdn-static.denofgeek.com


the milk must flow

 
2014-03-21 06:01:13 AM

some_beer_drinker: that1guy77: Titillating.

lmao.

/did anyone make a cow joke, cause that would be hilarious!


I know. They're really milking this one for all it's worth. Anyone else who makes such jokes deserves to get creamed... No, I'm really angry about this, so don't try to butter me up. I'm so mad my insides are churning.
 
2014-03-21 06:11:33 AM
s14.postimg.org
 
2014-03-21 06:46:57 AM

uttertosh: daveinaz: h2ogate: I was hoping to see photos of the woman who could produce nine gallons of milk a day.

Here you go.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 682x450]

he said milk, not silicone.


I need to re-seal my tub this week, any idea on how to contact her?
 
2014-03-21 06:55:15 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s14.postimg.org image 610x452]


My super power is drinking a lot of milk.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-21 06:58:57 AM
scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
mhd
2014-03-21 07:00:17 AM

uttertosh: he said milk, not silicone.


At that size, it's more likely polypropylene. Scrapping any attempt at anything that feels life-like. And illegal now, if I remember correctly, which means that all those "adult entertainers" with fuselage that size are an artifact of a bygone age.

I've seen a video of the aforementioned actress and a colleague built upon the same basic model, and at that point it's more Katamari Damacy than pr0n.
 
2014-03-21 07:11:53 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie:


My superpower is producing a substance in my yambag that makes you produce milk.
 
2014-03-21 07:16:17 AM
OUNCES
 
2014-03-21 07:16:34 AM
Is this her?
4.bp.blogspot.com

"There once was a woman who was quite begat.
She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
She said it was fun in the breeding,
but found it was hell in the feeding,
when she saw there was no tit for Tat."
 
2014-03-21 07:31:36 AM
Hot!
 
2014-03-21 07:34:05 AM
So if I did my math slightly better than subby, that comes out to around 8.5 oz a day for 5 years. Udderly impressive.
 
2014-03-21 07:36:31 AM
Yeah, she get a HERO tag, but when I donated 17,000 gallons to my local sperm bank, people just called me a wanker.
 
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