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(The Smoking Gun)   Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 83
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2014-03-20 07:49:02 PM  
www.deargodwhyussports.com
 
2014-03-20 08:06:20 PM  
Sucking on toes is weird.  Sucking on toes of Wal-Mart customers is about as sick and depraved as it gets.
 
2014-03-20 08:13:26 PM  

Cyberluddite: Sucking on toes is weird.  Sucking on toes of Wal-Mart customers is about as sick and depraved as it gets.


Not to mention unhygienic.
 
2014-03-20 08:13:31 PM  

Cyberluddite: Sucking on toes is weird.  Sucking on toes of Wal-Mart customers is about as sick and depraved as it gets.


*RALPH*
 
2014-03-20 08:14:51 PM  
OK, I lost it when you threw in Wal Mart,
 
2014-03-20 08:24:59 PM  
JESUS CHRIST. HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE?!?
 
2014-03-20 08:34:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: JESUS CHRIST. HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE?!?


what do you mean? sounds like his toe sucking scheme went pretty well. mission accomplished.
 
2014-03-20 08:45:10 PM  
I never sucked a woman's toes who didn't like it.

Of course I've only met two that were suck worthy.

And they enjoyed every. Second.

/pedi first
//guess who paid for that
 
2014-03-20 08:46:20 PM  

hardinparamedic: JESUS CHRIST. HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE?!?


You have been to Wal*Mart, have you not?

In any case, ew, gross. Wal*Mart toes.
 
2014-03-20 08:56:21 PM  
Jesus, dude.  Isn't there a Nordstrom or a Nieman Marcus near you?
 
2014-03-20 09:35:13 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Jesus, dude.  Isn't there a Nordstrom or a Nieman Marcus near you?


Screw that. I suck toes at the Dollar Store so I don't have to get dressed up.
 
2014-03-20 09:58:54 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Marcus near you?


Yo.
 
2014-03-20 10:00:48 PM  
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-20 10:49:48 PM  
images.tvrage.com
 
2014-03-20 11:16:43 PM  

stpauler: [gyahhhhh.jpg]


Ihateyousomuch
 
2014-03-20 11:58:30 PM  
Usually, I like the linked articles here on Fark. Let's track this descent into depravity.

A phony student? It's been done many times, not usually podiatry.
WalMart? Most effective marketer in the world attracts some queer folks, so?
Sucking toes of strange black women? Well that's reducing the herd at least 90%.
In the shoe department by an unpaid volunteer? Doesn't Walmart provide lanyards to toe-suckers who specialize in black women?
 
2014-03-21 12:01:05 AM  

fusillade762: Rapmaster2000: Jesus, dude.  Isn't there a Nordstrom or a Nieman Marcus near you?

Screw that. I suck toes at the Dollar Store so I don't have to get dressed up.


this.
 
2014-03-21 12:12:51 AM  
Gawd , I bet he kisses his mother with that mouth too ....
 
2014-03-21 12:15:02 AM  
Did anyone check on where Quentin Tarantino was?
 
2014-03-21 12:16:45 AM  
That is sick,  have you seen the people walking around walmart???

He should've went to some place more upscale like anywhere but walmart.
 
2014-03-21 12:17:25 AM  
If you know a better way to check for toe fungus I'm all ears.
 
2014-03-21 12:21:46 AM  
That is about as grody as it gets. omg.
 
2014-03-21 12:21:57 AM  
Pretty much guaranteed an effective diminished capacity defense.
 
2014-03-21 12:22:01 AM  
Doesn't see what the problem is...

bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-21 12:23:02 AM  
FTFA: "The suspect, a black male wearing a sweater and tan pants"

Oh my God it was Bill Cosby!

3.bp.blogspot.com

/tried to dip her toes into some jello pudding
 
2014-03-21 12:23:35 AM  
I have a thing for feet, but they have to be clean.
 
2014-03-21 12:24:04 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 12:24:48 AM  
Good news everyone! He's been found! He's a repete offender too!

/Just saw the update on the news.
/Toe-suckee appears to be mexican.
 
2014-03-21 12:24:55 AM  
images.tvrage.com

Hell yeah, I suck toes!
 
2014-03-21 12:25:34 AM  

SexiSadi: Good news everyone! He's been found! He's a repete offender too!

/Just saw the update on the news.
/Toe-suckee appears to be mexican.


Repeat too!
 
2014-03-21 12:30:47 AM  
Okay, okay, okay. I might be able to understand sucking on clean toes, but the dirty toes of random strangers shopping at Wal-Mart? No, not I do not understand that.

/I've sucked a girls toes before
//It didn't do anything for me
 
2014-03-21 12:31:00 AM  
Things you couldn't pay me to do:

1. Sucking on toes of random, strange women
 
2014-03-21 12:32:22 AM  

CthulhuCalling: Did anyone check on where Quentin Tarantino was?


Busy sucking toes.
 
2014-03-21 12:35:11 AM  
s2.dmcdn.net

1.bp.blogspot.com

Al Bundy's worst nightmare = this man's wet dream
 
2014-03-21 12:43:57 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I have a thing for feet, but they have to be clean.



...how You doin'?
 
2014-03-21 12:44:52 AM  

hardinparamedic: JESUS CHRIST. HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE?!?


And this is how I know you never been to Lincolnton.
 
2014-03-21 12:46:24 AM  
If this guy was a *real* podiatry student it would have been OK?
I think I missed the point.
 
2014-03-21 12:51:35 AM  
Well, THAT narrows it down.

wait, does it?

well, I certainly don't suck toes of women trying on shoes at Walmart.

/nope
 
2014-03-21 12:54:45 AM  

Notabunny: stpauler: [gyahhhhh.jpg]

Ihateyousomuch


seconded

/*RALLPPHHHHHH*
 
2014-03-21 12:54:55 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I have a thing for feet, but they have to be clean.


Then they for sure wouldn't have been at Wal Mart.
 
2014-03-21 12:56:01 AM  
Not sure if this applies but, years ago I was an Elementary Education student at a community college. One of my assignments was to go to a local elementary school and observe stuff. Fine. I told the powers that be there at the Elementary school that I was from OCC (Oakland Community College) several times...but they kept addressing me as a student from Oakland University (in Michigan). It was so bad that I didn't care after a while and just wanted to get out of there. Moral of the story: Don't be stupid. I could have easily been a person with bad intentions.....and they didn't even check my credentials. We're talking an Elementary school here, ok?
 
2014-03-21 12:58:01 AM  
It's all about perception. Allow me to reverse the roles here:

Claiming to be a podiatry student, the girl struck up a conversation with me and "talked me into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department," according to police. "At one point she took my foot, put it into her mouth and sucked the my toes," cops added.
 
2014-03-21 01:01:01 AM  

Cyberluddite: Sucking on toes is weird.  Sucking on toes of Wal-Mart customers is about as sick and depraved as it gets.


No. Yes.
 
2014-03-21 01:02:04 AM  
I've often maintained that guys with a foot fetish would be willing to work in the shoe department for less pay, now I see my belief was justified, yet massively and disgustingly understated.
 
2014-03-21 01:15:39 AM  
I met a proctology doctor in walmart once.
 
2014-03-21 01:20:47 AM  
I've never understood sucking toes.  Isn't that like licking a floor, only worse?  ;)
 
2014-03-21 01:21:14 AM  
Hey, at least posing as a podiatry student is a step in the right direction.
 
2014-03-21 01:22:01 AM  
Oh Lord, where to begin. I have a relevant anecdote.

I will try the Reader's Digest condensed version.

I was full time GA Air National Guard. A subordinate unit was being dissolved, so my friend and I travelled to Savannah, GA for their final drill, where my friend and I would deliver out processing, "how to handle change" briefs. We ended up at a wild ass party on Tybee Island where so many crazy things happened...Lester Maddox's grandson offered to paint a sign, any sign, for my friend, a so called psychic pissed my gentle, non-fighter self off to the point I had to be restrained from punching her, a gorgeous Polish guy who was there for an international regatta tried to wrangle us into a threesome, we were on a hunt for a lost dog, and my friend body slammed a guy with no larynx who got rude in the process. I am leaving out more crazy shiat, honestly. We finally crashed in a beachside hotel room that some Guard guys had reserved. I woke up to my big toe being sucked by a scrawny old man that had his false teeth in his back pocket. I kicked like a mule and sent him flying into the wall.

We drove home, three hours, laughing our asses off. But to this day, I feel as though I have been toe-raped.
 
2014-03-21 01:26:44 AM  

freetomato: Oh Lord, where to begin. I have a relevant anecdote.

I will try the Reader's Digest condensed version.

I was full time GA Air National Guard. A subordinate unit was being dissolved, so my friend and I travelled to Savannah, GA for their final drill, where my friend and I would deliver out processing, "how to handle change" briefs. We ended up at a wild ass party on Tybee Island where so many crazy things happened...Lester Maddox's grandson offered to paint a sign, any sign, for my friend, a so called psychic pissed my gentle, non-fighter self off to the point I had to be restrained from punching her, a gorgeous Polish guy who was there for an international regatta tried to wrangle us into a threesome, we were on a hunt for a lost dog, and my friend body slammed a guy with no larynx who got rude in the process. I am leaving out more crazy shiat, honestly. We finally crashed in a beachside hotel room that some Guard guys had reserved. I woke up to my big toe being sucked by a scrawny old man that had his false teeth in his back pocket. I kicked like a mule and sent him flying into the wall.

We drove home, three hours, laughing our asses off. But to this day, I feel as though I have been toe-raped.

 
2014-03-21 01:27:30 AM  
Would like to think it was like...
images.dvdsea.com
But being Walmart, more like this...
www.goldismoney2.com
 
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