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2014-03-21 06:23:03 PM  
6 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 09:54:21 PM  
4 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 06:31:46 PM  
4 votes:
still makes me laugh...
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-20 10:05:09 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 05:32:07 PM  
3 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-23 03:56:15 PM  
3 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 12:15:43 AM  
3 votes:
www.lolhome.com
2014-03-22 06:39:36 PM  
3 votes:

AlienDandelion: /don't get me started on my non-existent cooking skillz...


i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 01:33:24 PM  
3 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:32:59 PM  
3 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:31:19 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 10:15:32 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 12:00:33 AM  
3 votes:

yobbery: All aboard the zombie plane!
[www.smugmug.com image 560x450]


I'm all on board!!!
hahahaha!!!
newspaper.neisd.net
2014-03-20 11:31:38 PM  
3 votes:
i877.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 10:48:10 PM  
3 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com

Don't know how much I'll be around this weekend. Got fambly in town and the kids are out of school.

/hugs, q_j
//and everyone else who needs them
2014-03-24 06:46:32 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 06:38:55 PM  
2 votes:
www.jokideo.com
2014-03-23 07:02:49 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 06:43:05 PM  
2 votes:

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 336x450]


speaking of "snag"
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 06:40:56 PM  
2 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 06:34:40 PM  
2 votes:
this one also still makes me laugh...
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:24:42 PM  
2 votes:
HAhahaah!
I love the look on Ben Hurr's face.
Like I caught them red handed doing...I don't know what
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 05:49:15 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 05:28:52 PM  
2 votes:
again I came across a favorite so have to share.
Sometimes I just see things and I bust a gut.
img.pandawhale.com
2014-03-23 12:15:08 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 03:39:56 AM  
2 votes:
mrwgifs.com
BUwahh hahah haahah hahaaha!!!!
//tassels for the WIN! >;D
2014-03-23 01:16:37 AM  
2 votes:
www.funfus.com
2014-03-23 12:38:46 AM  
2 votes:
hawt damn!
I'm gonna make it to 900 for Sunday muahh ahhhh ahhha!!
blog.calendarclub.co.uk
2014-03-23 12:21:17 AM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-23 12:16:49 AM  
2 votes:
This one still cracks me up everytime I see it hah hahahaha!
1.bp.blogspot.com
/probably because I'd do the exact same thing with the same look on my face too! >;D
2014-03-22 09:12:45 PM  
2 votes:
Diocletian's Last Cabbage:
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x500] (get it off x infinity)

At first, I thought it said 'getoffgetoff'.  I almost reponded in a most unfamily-friendly manner  ;-{D

Maybe this guy can help...
[img.fark.net image 640x455]



reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 07:53:21 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: catmandu: John Buck 41: tigerose: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 383x640]
John Buck and Uncle Cabbage....mind if I join you???? :D

Are we hazing a drinking party? Can I join in too? I haz wine to share.

All are welcome  :)

I can bring a half case of Corona.

Kewl!


I have 2480 gallons of Singel... ( Belgian abby-style blond ale)
2014-03-22 07:47:14 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 372x640]


BUWAHHH AHAHHAAHHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!
too awesome sauce!
i3.kym-cdn.com
/I love this comic way too much >;D
2014-03-22 07:11:08 PM  
2 votes:
sherpa18 and Dragon made this for me a couple years ago
farm9.staticflickr.com
2014-03-22 07:06:28 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:59:47 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 06:50:37 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:05:39 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
I got to see some horse babies today when I went to see step-dad!! First ones this year....must be SPRING!!!! :D
2014-03-22 05:22:30 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:08:46 PM  
2 votes:

lajimi: HOME AGAIN! Princess to follow in a couple of days as soon as I get settled in. I miss my baby girl.

[i236.photobucket.com image 506x340]


YAY!!! It's about farkin' TIME they let you come home! Princess is going to be so happy to see her daddy again!

i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 04:44:12 PM  
2 votes:
i614.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 04:34:13 PM  
2 votes:
i614.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 01:12:26 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
Screw it, I'm going shopping.
2014-03-22 01:07:57 PM  
2 votes:
blind post before catching up. good morning everyone!

i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 12:36:18 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:34:13 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:32:29 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 12:32:20 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:07:24 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 11:48:01 AM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 11:17:57 AM  
2 votes:

steerforth: He knows I'm onto him.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 300x501]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 10:59:17 AM  
2 votes:

Nineinchnosehair: hello. here is my pal Tyrone when she was just a bebeh. Looks are deceiving, she loves Mr. Nosehair and me but is generally an asshole to my daughter.

[img.fark.net image 413x349]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 10:51:29 AM  
2 votes:

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-


I would totally follow your advice column. I would even ask for advice about pressing, real-world problems that I had totally made up because no one really has pressing, real-world problems they ask advice for from advice people.

"Dear Wise Advice Hand Raptor, at what age is it inappropriate to refer to a kid's dad as 'the Jizzler' in front of the kid before they figure out what that means? What if they think that's their dad's first name? Signed, 'Manners Matter' in California"
2014-03-22 10:47:59 AM  
2 votes:

AlienDandelion: [thumbpress.com image 540x816]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x530]


Sorry I blocked the words...
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 10:05:44 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 10:04:32 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 02:37:55 AM  
2 votes:
I find these....
unnerving....
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-22 02:31:01 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
time for bed, really, I'm not kidding this time, honest!
/yaaawwnnn!
2014-03-21 11:13:09 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 10:04:44 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 09:48:55 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 06:01:20 PM  
2 votes:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-03-21 05:54:07 PM  
2 votes:
www.slapcaption.com
2014-03-21 09:15:56 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 05:44:12 AM  
2 votes:
Yippee caturday!
Update from last week, the mother feral cat is mean(to be expected) but getting healthier, her kittens are (duh) cute. She seems to be a good mother. I have had to walk to the emergency vets due to the wife's car being in for repairs and her taking mine. Every time I think I am getting ahead on bills the universe blindsides me.

My real smile for the week was going into the barber. The little yippie dog that owns the place was very disgusted at me for only bringing in a pig's ear as a tribute. The whole time my hair was getting cut I was being growled at. My wife (who had the car) hit a local butcher shop for a smoked bone on her way home and I walked over and gave my offering and he was appeased. One time I brought in a medium sized bone and the little guy was a riot. He was showing off the bone to everyone multiple times going up and down the shop. The problem was that the bone was heavy for him and the back paws were not on the ground, only the front paws. Really, really funny.
Best and hopeful wishes to everyone on caturday,
2014-03-21 03:03:00 AM  
2 votes:
www.funnymemes.com
2014-03-21 03:02:14 AM  
2 votes:
ok maybe one more...
snedo.com
2014-03-21 02:22:10 AM  
2 votes:
www.killthehydra.com
2014-03-20 11:50:40 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 10:40:46 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 09:47:19 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 09:41:42 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 09:38:30 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 09:31:34 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 09:08:52 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 08:27:29 PM  
2 votes:
Updated package...

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 10:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 09:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
Well... it's 10PM on Moanday night.
My head has been congested all day and my nose is running like a scared cat.

Tuesday the 25th marks my "Bionic First Birfday".
It's been a year since I received my pacemaker.

Since I'm 100% dependent on it, I have an appreciation for the extra year that it has given me,
I'm also appreciative of the support and encouragement my Caturday friends have given me over
the past year with all the twists, turns, and complications it brought with it.

I don't have any idea what to expect next, but I also realize that nobody gets out alive.
However, I intend to confound and entertain as many folks as possible with my "unique" perspective.

Now, if I could just persuade the cat from climbing up on my chest and "making biscuits" directly on my incision and the device.
Dang! That hurts!
2014-03-24 09:47:29 PM  
1 vote:
Bottom of page 5...got me some catchin' up to do.

Meanwhile, it's OFFICIALLY Spring here...the Rites have been attempted.
D'Artagnan as Chief Celebrant brought in the Sacrifice (a mouse, this time) but the ceremony didn't go as usual...my participation takes the form of closing the bedroom doors, opening the outside one and encouraging them in high and sacred language to "Get that wretched thing OUT of here!"

The mouse was a live one and got away...from THREE CATS...
D'Artagnan felt he'd done his bit by bringing it in and just kicked back and watched their efforts.

There are a lot of places that a wee clever mouse can hide in my living room...and the cats got bored after about 20 minutes and wandered off to wrestle, nap, cuddle, or munch.
"Wait just a farking minute here, kids. There is a LIVE MOUSE somewhere in this living room...aw, screw it."
If they find it, they find it and I'll end up cleaning up the remains...if not, not.

Oh how I love the Spring....(mutters)
2014-03-24 09:35:28 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 09:22:29 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 09:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
So crazy day at the shelter. The best part though, one of the gals from next door (the surgery suite and nurser area for new mommas is next door) comes over and says that she was cleaning out one of the kennels and the momma was laying in the litter box. Shooed her out so it could be cleaned and the "poo" moved. Scared her at first because its not like you expect poo to move. Nope, momma having mewbies. Just one so far. So litter box out and wee pads and towels in. They knew she was pregnant but figured we had some time before we have babies.

Hopefully will have pics next Caturday
2014-03-24 09:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
because I'm well known to make jokes about my little t-rex arms not long enough to reach things...
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-24 09:08:09 PM  
1 vote:
www.ecorazzi.com
2014-03-24 09:07:23 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.animals-zone.com
2014-03-24 08:41:25 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-24 08:39:01 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-24 08:02:51 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-24 07:19:03 PM  
1 vote:
omgcutethings.com
2014-03-24 06:50:01 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 06:49:46 PM  
1 vote:
0.tqn.com
2014-03-24 06:38:09 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: John Buck 41: gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 450x450] (old hearts for new livers)

I am so using that.
[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

If I do a good dead, and my heart grows 2 sizes that day, can I trade it in for a bigger liver?

Now at bare bottom of page 20.  Yes, I'm still alive.  No, I'm not nearly as embareassed by my posts as I should be.  Last week before folks come back, went back to cleaning and paperwork mode.  Now cat-ching up on my chuckling at Alien's lolcats.


/people are always missing me when I leave
//'cause they never adjust the rear(?) sights  :-{D


hahahaha!
I like seeing your posts here Uncle.
I remember you lurked for a very long time before you started to post every once in awhile.
You can have my liver  it's not hardly been used.
wac.bc6c.edgecastcdn.net
2014-03-24 06:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
Oooook...
I think I would even back out of that room as quietly and quickly as possible.
I'm not scared of insects, reptiles, animals ect..
buuuut sometimes...just no.
www.vitamin-ha.com
2014-03-24 06:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
data2.whicdn.com
2014-03-24 05:52:37 PM  
1 vote:
jokideo.com
2014-03-24 05:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
indulgy.net
2014-03-24 05:50:54 PM  
1 vote:
www.jokideo.com
2014-03-24 05:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-24 05:44:41 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 04:37:08 PM  
1 vote:
memeunit.com
2014-03-24 04:17:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 04:17:10 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 04:16:22 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 04:12:51 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Alien, every time I see this, I think of you! In a good way, of course!
2014-03-24 04:11:31 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 04:10:26 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 03:30:06 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-24 01:35:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 01:35:06 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 01:16:00 PM  
1 vote:
farm8.staticflickr.com

So, here it is, mucking funday. Some fambly has left, the rest go tomorrow, so it's the Last Night. Sigh.


/don't know what I'd do with fanbois
//well, I do, but minions are much more versatile
///slashies!
2014-03-24 01:12:03 PM  
1 vote:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2014-03-24 10:24:41 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
credit sherpa18, 6-23or4-2013
Not salsaed those missed pgs yet, said doubt I get to today.  FangQ mostly our Fave Alien for alla good Archive pix.
Good 'un of goldfish over yonder on imgur need go back & collect, methinx, before go Clean Up for rest of day --
2014-03-23 11:07:35 PM  
1 vote:
How do I know that?
Because  QJ took this pic of me when I met him during
my Alien Invasion...
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 11:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
gremlin1:
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 400x270]

I'll see you and raise you...

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 10:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 09:58:42 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 09:13:44 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 09:07:53 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 09:01:12 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x486]


hahahaahha!!!
www.nedhardy.com
2014-03-23 08:56:18 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 08:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 08:18:57 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 08:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
So many new lols to enjoy.

And one more:img.fark.net
2014-03-23 07:26:34 PM  
1 vote:
www.vpfunworld.com
2014-03-23 07:22:30 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: lilyspad: AlienDandelion: so currently my body is having a "ZOMG! I IS CRAVING....something!"

Sounds like maybe a "soup" day?  I don't know.....
I just put a casserole in the oven.  Pork, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and lots of herbs.  then added cooked sketti and topped with parm cheese and a dusting of cheddar.  Recipe calls for ham, but I like regular pork bits instead.

tonight we had smoked pork chops, spinach pancakes and a veggie medley. Tasty, and not tons of work. The spinach pancakes were store bought. I do my own for the holidays..


I think between you TWO you guys are what's making me hungry enough to eat hahahaha :D
/it's a good thing. Trust me.
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-23 07:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
s3.amazonaws.com
2014-03-23 07:15:58 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 07:09:46 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 07:06:21 PM  
1 vote:
so currently my body is having a "ZOMG! I IS CRAVING....something!"
I have so far dipped a fork into spinach dip. Nope.
dipped another fork into the salsa. Nope.
Ate a banana pepper ring. Nope.
Ate a piece of chocolate. Nope.

*sigh*
Just tell me what you want body!!!
arrrghhh!!!!
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 07:03:42 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 07:01:52 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 07:01:02 PM  
1 vote:
OOOOOoooOo!!
1111 posts!
make a wish!!!
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:54:19 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 06:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:45:04 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 399x300]


The first time Gremlin fell into the bathtub while I was having a bath...and then later on deciding he HAD
to join me for every bath and shower I had...
Guess where he always made a beeline to?
yup.
Riiiiight underneath those covers.
I heard from his new master he has not stopped doing this hahahaha!
2014-03-23 06:44:59 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 06:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:37:23 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 06:33:09 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 06:32:22 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:00:18 PM  
1 vote:
You did it!
NO nuh uh YOU did it!
....oks...what do we tell mom?
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
/and that was a brand new roll too.
//all.over.the.apartment.
///I tried to roll it back up but they kept trying to unroll it so after that it was kept in the drawer.
////they were not happy about that.
2014-03-23 05:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
little brats!
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 05:55:22 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 05:48:19 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 05:47:28 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-03-23 05:33:06 PM  
1 vote:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2014-03-23 05:30:16 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
cache.bordom.net
2014-03-23 05:10:14 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 337x450]


You rang?
collegecandy.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-23 02:58:27 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 02:17:34 PM  
1 vote:

Just checking in. Afternoon everyone!! I have RL stuff I need to do for a while today, but I will be back later on!! On my list to do today is grocery shopping. I HATE grocery shopping! But, gotta feed my Hubby. (I'm sure Wentworth would appreciate his gooshy fuds too). If you don't hear from me in a few hours, send out a search party. Look out all you grocery shopping people, I'm coming in!!



i76.photobucket.com
2014-03-23 01:36:02 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 01:25:55 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 01:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 12:57:34 PM  
1 vote:
Oh good Sunday Caturday.  Work clean up is done, and now it's onto paper work for "How many things exactly blew up?" and "How many customers are now mad at us because of it?"

So close to kilokitty, can almost taste it (tastes like tuna, actually)

And a little kitty
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 12:17:57 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 12:17:08 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 12:12:14 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 12:11:24 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 10:14:23 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 03:36:34 AM  
1 vote:
Ah don't be.
I just figure - I was picked because I'm full of piss and vinegar and
that there is something I am supposed to do.
I just don't know what it is...yet.
oystermag.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
/most likely something like this? hahahaha! >;D
2014-03-23 03:33:07 AM  
1 vote:
I love this:
p.gr-assets.com
2014-03-23 03:03:12 AM  
1 vote:
www.lolcats.com
2014-03-23 03:01:18 AM  
1 vote:
sleep?
what is that that?
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-03-23 01:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
media.lolwall.co
2014-03-23 01:34:23 AM  
1 vote:
bighairmetamorphosis.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-23 01:28:45 AM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-23 01:22:28 AM  
1 vote:
nooOooOoes!!
why mah pics going all screwy?!
mebbbe it's a sign...
mousebreath.com
2014-03-23 01:21:03 AM  
1 vote:
whoa!
wtf happened with my last post?!?!
weiiiiird!!!!
ooooOEOEoeooeOEOOOO!!!!
i.chzbgr.com
lettershead.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-23 12:45:40 AM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: AlienDandelion: [www.emptec.com image 850x659]
/I am surprised I don't have one of these muahh ahh ahh!!! >;D


Maybe you do & your goldfish memory just blocked it out!


Nah!
I think I would remember if I had a mugshot hahahahh! >;D
www.mycathatesyou.com
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 12:41:49 AM  
1 vote:
makes me think of  Yobbery's cats hahaah!
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
2014-03-23 12:24:23 AM  
1 vote:
www.pmslweb.com
2014-03-23 12:13:23 AM  
1 vote:
global3.memecdn.com
2014-03-22 11:43:08 PM  
1 vote:
Since it seems to be dark now...

i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 11:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
www.pmslweb.com
Rarrrr raarrr raaarr! MeeeeOw! >;D
2014-03-22 11:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
Day 2 of our series, "Sadie's Medicine Hour" or "As the Cat Gags":
We got about half of it down before the foamy reflux began. She wasn't having her treats and was giving me the Poor Kitty eyes. What to do?
Tuna water.
Will that work? She usually hates tuna, I thought while dishing out the liquid in a small bowl. Bingo. The other overlords wanted it and took it away from her. Sad cat eyes returning. Okay, what about the meat?
Holy shiat, she's eating it! She hates tuna, yet there she is, in the closet, wolfing down on it like there's no tomorrow. Samson and Daisy soon joined in -- there's plenty for everyone.
Lola's too afraid to get near it. She thinks she'll get the medicine in it somehow. The human is sneaky, she says.

They almost finished the whole can. Damn.
2014-03-22 10:55:57 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 300x450]


General Tso!!!  You may have been a tyrant and a ruthless warmonger, but your chicken is delectable
2014-03-22 09:50:17 PM  
1 vote:
punkrockgirl:
WTF have I gotten myself into?

Evidently, more than you you anticipated
(Damn cats! Give 'em an inch, and they think they're a ruler!)
2014-03-22 09:05:08 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x481]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 08:57:35 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 08:50:28 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 08:47:07 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 08:38:07 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: OlderGuy: Our weather guru is saying that Tuesday,s weather won't have much effect here, but will hit the northeastern coastal areas.. Delmarva, Conn, MA, RI.....  will Weeners call map when it comes out.. probably tomorrow evening...

Yeah, I heard a nasty rumor we were gonna get whacked Wednesday  :(


Currently my town is now tied with Syracuse for #1 for snow this year 129.9 inches and now they are talking about some more snow this week.Maybe I'll be lucky and Syracuse will take the lead.
Link
2014-03-22 08:19:33 PM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: Our weather guru is saying that Tuesday,s weather won't have much effect here, but will hit the northeastern coastal areas.. Delmarva, Conn, MA, RI.....  will Weeners call map when it comes out.. probably tomorrow evening...


Fark got me on that...  I will post a map when it comes out.....
2014-03-22 07:54:20 PM  
1 vote:
Oops.. wrong fermenter.. make that 3720 gallons......
2014-03-22 07:52:09 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 07:49:08 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: sherpa18 and Dragon made this for me a couple years ago
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x422]


I have an actual prescription my Dr wrote for me for...
a certain type of ummm naughty activi - okokok he wrote me one for sex.
I just stared at him and said "Now how in the HELL am I going to
be able to get this filled?! and where?!"
/I still have it...
2014-03-22 07:33:34 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: AlienDandelion: /don't get me started on my non-existent cooking skillz...

[i.imgur.com image 350x350]


hahaha no no no totally not me.
This is more like me:
i.chzbgr.com
www.humorgas.com
abcnewspapers.com
2014-03-22 07:07:54 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 07:03:13 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 07:02:01 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 07:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 07:00:41 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 06:59:00 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 06:41:46 PM  
1 vote:
AlienDandelion:

OMG that is so YOU, Alien!  Look at the greeniness of those eyes!  No Earf creature could haz eyes like that.  Those HAVE to be alien eyes!  Duh duh duh, duh du du dudu.

img.fark.net
2014-03-22 06:27:18 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 383x640]
John Buck and Uncle Cabbage....mind if I join you???? :D


If ONLY we were allowed to use that while working in pharmacy hahahaha!
memeshare.net
laughingsquid.com
static4.businessinsider.com
www.homewetbar.com
the one above I did actually find somewhere and sent it to my pharmacist friend hahahaah!
www.homewetbar.com
/the backside of it :D
2014-03-22 06:25:58 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Kitten got BIG!!!
2014-03-22 06:23:38 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:22:37 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:04:02 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:02:58 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: I know teh kitteh will bemsomhPpy to have you home.


whut? "Waiter? I'll have what she's having." :D
2014-03-22 06:01:23 PM  
1 vote:

lajimi: [i236.photobucket.com image 799x532]


Right back atcha! I am glad you Re home and getting settled. I know teh kitteh will bemsomhPpy to have you home. I bet you are i  for a very long and detailed sniff!
2014-03-22 05:26:41 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:24:02 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:23:21 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:21:43 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:02:21 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: That for every post....okokok every couple of posts I make - I have to go do something like vaccuum,
take out the garbage, dishes, start putting everything away...


i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 04:52:58 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage:

If you wanted to, you could shorten that up to "Dear Wise AHRce".  :-{D


Nice. I knew there was a deeper meaning there that was dead on, but I was missing.

Alien, Wear your scar and your title with pride, Woman! hehehe!

Not shrinking this one. It would be too small.
funlexia.com
2014-03-22 04:35:31 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-

I would totally follow your advice column. I would even ask for advice about pressing, real-world problems that I had totally made up because no one really has pressing, real-world problems they ask advice for from advice people.

"Dear Wise Advice Hand Raptor, at what age is it inappropriate to refer to a kid's dad as 'the Jizzler' in front of the kid before they figure out what that means? What if they think that's their dad's first name? Signed, 'Manners Matter' in California"


Buwahhh ahahhah hahhah!
I would tell them right from the start...and make a bet with the dad for a certain amount of $ as to what age they'll be when they actually figure out what his nickname means.
/I'm all for pulling stunts like that.
//I have gotten many an angry phone call from my younger sister who has 3 kids...because of that buwahh ahahahhahahhah!!! >;D
2014-03-22 01:50:11 PM  
1 vote:
I have got, GOT to get some cleaning done!  Gotta go for now.

BBL.  In the meantime, I can't remember if I posted these or not, so will post anyway.  If you saw these already, sorry.  Plz do your very best to ignore them.

Bone appetite!
img.fark.net
Bouncer below handy for trolls, otherwise ALL are welcome!
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-03-22 01:38:06 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:37:21 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:36:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:36:34 PM  
1 vote:

mousiebelle: Real Women Drink Akvavit: **Easter nails topic**

I know! I know!  Pick me! **waves hands in air**  You should do some sort of Celtic knots!!  Not cutesy, but really cool :)  I actually found a really cool picture online of a dragon Celtic knot that I'm going to figure out how to adapt into wall hangings.  Actually, I can even link it.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 300x449]

I printed it off and spent some time coloring so I had a dragon for each season.  Now to figure out how to make it into the wallhangings :)  I'm excited!


Griffyn's attempt at a Celtic knot

i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 01:35:28 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:35:26 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
[media.salon.com image 750x500]

It's NEVER too soon to start drinking.  I'm still on McClellan/Hickam/Korea/Diego Garcia/Kuwait/Ascension time, so my body's inner clock is adjusted to drink any time of day or night.  Skips having to wait for 5 o'clock.

Of course, it skips having to wait for an average life span too.


/here's to being the least healthiest corps in the whole cemetary!
//'clink'


History is made. For the 2nd time I have favorited someone as 'fellow Caturday drunk'. (ArmedandHammered was the first). I'd put lilyspad there too but she's a forgone conclusion.
2014-03-22 01:34:44 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:34:05 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:31:23 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:30:37 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:14:32 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]


i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 01:05:53 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


It's NEVER too soon to start drinking.  I'm still on McClellan/Hickam/Korea/Diego Garcia/Kuwait/Ascension time, so my body's inner clock is adjusted to drink any time of day or night.  Skips having to wait for 5 o'clock.

Of course, it skips having to wait for an average life span too.


/here's to being the least healthiest corps in the whole cemetary!
//'clink'
2014-03-22 12:46:07 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 12:46:02 PM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 12:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: steerforth: "Food, schmood."

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x447]

lol! He knows you'll give him moar fuds. My cat actually throws fits - screaming and trashing the dining room - if there's a cat in the back yard and there's no food out there for his "guest". After I put some kibble out there, my Gogh Beastie will eat his kibbles at his feeding station on his side of the sliding glass door while his guest is on the other side eating their kibble. I swear, I go through so much food for my cat, and he gives most of it away. :-/

[images.sodahead.com image 555x649]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 12:34:57 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:31:28 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:24:53 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-

I would totally follow your advice column. I would even ask for advice about pressing, real-world problems that I had totally made up because no one really has pressing, real-world problems they ask advice for from advice people.

"Dear Wise Advice Hand Raptor, at what age is it inappropriate to refer to a kid's dad as 'the Jizzler' in front of the kid before they figure out what that means? What if they think that's their dad's first name? Signed, 'Manners Matter' in California"


If you wanted to, you could shorten that up to "Dear Wise AHRce".  :-{D
2014-03-22 12:16:57 PM  
1 vote:

genebone697: AlienDandelion: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x452]
Alien, thanks for the update and funnies! To quote you...you are pure "awesome sauce"!!

ha!
I am more like "piss and vinegar" than awesome sauce :P

Fark it, I may never catch up on the thread, gonna just have to comment on what I have seen so far!

Piss and vinegar is good!  Thanks for the update on your court appearance--give him hell!  He will be sorry he messed with our Alien!


[img.fark.net image 850x637]
This is baby Baxter's determined face!  He is a fierce climber!


That's beyond a determined face. That's "I know I can make it and then make you pay for not just picking me up" on that little face.

i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 11:54:11 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
[scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.

Shiat, you're turning into me. LAY OFF THE BOOZE! you'll drink it all and then the rest of us will have none :'-(


Lay off the booze?  I don't even lay ON the booze!


/well there WUZ that one party I slept over at
//used an empty vodka bottle
///ran outta pillows
2014-03-22 11:47:50 AM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


Welcome, durbnpoisn!  Your mewbies look wonderful!  As for the horrific screaming sounds...
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 11:46:18 AM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 11:29:33 AM  
1 vote:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-03-22 11:26:35 AM  
1 vote:

steerforth: "Do you think I should be concerned about this?"

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x447]


Unfortunately, law enforcement must contend with a shimmering sea of corruption...
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 11:10:44 AM  
1 vote:

steerforth: So a new kitty moves in next door, a little grey and white boy about eight months old called Merlin. He's a real character and into exploration, particularly on our side of the fence, and he has also fallen in love with my old boy Tommy.
He usually turns up in the afternoon or early evening and meows for Tom to come out to play...
He's an adventurous young lad and likes to jump through things, including my kitchen window. He's tried to come in a couple of times but has run away when he has seen me.
So the other day I'm sitting here at my desk and I hear in the background the sound of Tom lapping at his food in the kitchen. Then I hear the sound of him jumping out the window, which is unusual as he almost always goes and sits on the set-top box to have a wash and get all warm on his belly.
So I look out and Tom's not to be seen. All I can see is Merlin, who is sitting outside my window licking his chops.
Turns out it was Merlin who was eating the food. Tommy was fast asleep on my bed and didn't hear a thing.
So the next day, I get up for a drink of water and there's Merlin again, chomping away. Only this time, Tom is awake but is just sitting there looking at this cat eating his lunch.
Then today, I hear the same sound. I quietly get up and bust him, finishing off today's meal (tuna and snapper surprise!) I managed to snap him haring out the window.

The Bandit, caught during getaway.
 [i1126.photobucket.com image 300x402]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 09:53:06 AM  
1 vote:
i303.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:26:50 AM  
1 vote:
"Food, schmood."

i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:25:59 AM  
1 vote:
"Meh."


i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:25:06 AM  
1 vote:
"Do you think I should be concerned about this?"

i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:24:22 AM  
1 vote:
Tom says, "So you're saying someone ate my food?"

i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:22:07 AM  
1 vote:
So a new kitty moves in next door, a little grey and white boy about eight months old called Merlin. He's a real character and into exploration, particularly on our side of the fence, and he has also fallen in love with my old boy Tommy.
He usually turns up in the afternoon or early evening and meows for Tom to come out to play...
He's an adventurous young lad and likes to jump through things, including my kitchen window. He's tried to come in a couple of times but has run away when he has seen me.
So the other day I'm sitting here at my desk and I hear in the background the sound of Tom lapping at his food in the kitchen. Then I hear the sound of him jumping out the window, which is unusual as he almost always goes and sits on the set-top box to have a wash and get all warm on his belly.
So I look out and Tom's not to be seen. All I can see is Merlin, who is sitting outside my window licking his chops.
Turns out it was Merlin who was eating the food. Tommy was fast asleep on my bed and didn't hear a thing.
So the next day, I get up for a drink of water and there's Merlin again, chomping away. Only this time, Tom is awake but is just sitting there looking at this cat eating his lunch.
Then today, I hear the same sound. I quietly get up and bust him, finishing off today's meal (tuna and snapper surprise!) I managed to snap him haring out the window.

The Bandit, caught during getaway.
 i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 08:19:24 AM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 08:03:52 AM  
1 vote:
cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 07:13:43 AM  
1 vote:
It's weird. I tend to get up earlier on the weekends than during the week. Probably because I know I can do this later in the afternoon.
farm4.staticflickr.com
Except on the couch in the living room and not on a vanity table in the bathroom, of course.
2014-03-22 03:07:27 AM  
1 vote:
ok...better post a couple moar cats before the time zones catch up :P
i.chzbgr.com
i.chzbgr.com
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 02:21:03 AM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]
[i.chzbgr.com image 500x332]
[ct.weirdnutdaily.com image 589x343]


UH OH!  Gettin' hungry.  When I get the munchies, I paw through the cabinets and get something unhealthy.  When I eat something unhealthy, I get sleepy.  When I get sleepy, I forget and leave the oven on.  WHen I forget and leave the oven on, I burn my Dad's homestead down.  And when I burn my Dad's homestead down, I stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks.  Don't stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks!  Order your satellite TV or delivered fast food toady!


/your parents will be glad you dude
2014-03-22 02:19:22 AM  
1 vote:
thumbpress.com
i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-03-22 01:58:16 AM  
1 vote:
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.chzbgr.com
ct.weirdnutdaily.com
2014-03-22 12:39:56 AM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: [www.jokideo.com image 500x519]
cause I can even barely make toast!
/tooooooooast....

Clear toaster?

THAT IS FARKING BRILLIANT!  FARKING! BRILLIANT!


/off to look up polycarbonate thermal specs!!

Thermal glass?


OMG OMG OMG OMG I GOTS IT!!!!

Even better than before...

...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!

Photodiodes scan the surface of the slice of toast (as in previous drunken rant) but the thermal elements in the toaster that do the toasting are actually multiple small elements that are enabled or disabled according to what part of teh toast needs more or less toasting.  The photodiodes, phased array heating elements, and a thermocouple temp sensor are all tied in to an industry standard, appliance-based microprocessor.

HAHA!  I AM TEH JEENYUS!


/can you tell het that I finished my previous bottle and have opened my second bottle?
2014-03-22 12:24:35 AM  
1 vote:

For all of you who have been suffering this winter with endless snow


predle576.smugmug.com

2014-03-22 12:18:27 AM  
1 vote:

predle576.smugmug.com

2014-03-21 10:38:33 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: what the what?!
[global3.memecdn.com image 669x514]



Now censored for your children's protection  :-{)
img.fark.net
2014-03-21 10:29:48 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 10:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
All aboard the zombie plane!
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 08:07:32 PM  
1 vote:
So, I ask my son "your grandma can't eat and I thawed a couple chicken tits. whatcha want for dinner?" cuz I'm thinking season/grill the chicky tits, make some rice pilaf and I got some of those bagged, prewashed/cut fresh green beans on mark down for 75 cents per pound bag at the market today and they are nommy if you blast 'em in the oven. Roasted veggies are always nommy. He says "we can get fast food if you don't feel like cooking" - like he's doing me a favor by offering to let me buy him Carl's Jr. I said "nooooo, I cannot afford fast fuds. I am broke. Very broke." He thinks a while, looks around the refrigerator, flips through one of my notebooks and his grandma's handwritten cookbook she's working on and says "what about this? Didn't you used to make this when I was little?" and he shows me a picture of Chicken Cordon Bleu. FFS. Now I gotta pound chicken breasts out or buy fast food because I'm having a minor flare up causing some pain in my arm and hand, but chicken cordon bleu sounds good and I haven't made that in a long time. Like, at least 10 years. Well, not at home, anyway.

Jerk needs to go outside and get a girlfriend. Who knows how to COOK. Not just boxed dinners, either, but half way fancy-ass shiat. (Chicken Cordon Bleu isn't really fancy, I don't think) Is that considered "fancy"?

2.bp.blogspot.com

/still want zucchini tots
//might make them for breakfast, cuz I gots the zucchini
2014-03-21 07:43:50 PM  
1 vote:
I remember about a month before I lost Ben Hurr I had taken Gremlin in to get "snipped"
while Ben Hurr had an appointment with a Neurologist and Internal Medicine the same day
before we had to go pick Gremlin up.
He was SO unhappy about being there...
that he jumped up onto the exam table and proceeded to  RIP THE TAIL OFF THE FAKE DOG SKELETON!
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
/the Neurologist had to give him credit - he said in all his career he's never had something so small do so much damage to his stuff
//like me! haahhhahahaa!
2014-03-21 07:42:11 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 07:39:18 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 06:30:17 PM  
1 vote:
I just came across this.
I remember receiving this.
I'd like to think I can share it with the rest of the Caturday Family for the tough times too
many are going through:
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-21 06:26:58 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 500x655]

*spits out coffee*
hahahahaha hahaahhah haahaha!!
you ass!
hahahhahhhah!!!!


It's great to have you back!
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 06:15:51 PM  
1 vote:
Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...
YES.
That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.
YES.
I DID assemble it fully  before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.
YES.
I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.
YES.
The post office delivery guy could  barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.
Muahh ahhh ahhh!!!
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!
2014-03-21 06:02:22 PM  
1 vote:
What's going on in here?
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 05:59:37 PM  
1 vote:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-03-21 05:55:32 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 05:54:52 PM  
1 vote:
hokay, i'll go with the alien food theme for awhile

i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 05:47:47 PM  
1 vote:
p.gr-assets.com
/man this cat hahahaah!
2014-03-21 05:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-03-21 05:35:41 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
pics.livejournal.com
2014-03-21 05:15:04 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-21 05:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
shay say hey!

i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 04:51:00 PM  
1 vote:

Spiralmonkey: [img.fark.net image 479x478]


I would give/steals someone's left nut to either meet him or work with him.
Mmmmm....

/uh oh! Alien mind in gutter!
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-21 04:50:25 PM  
1 vote:
Last time I had a crab eating macaque I had to go to the pharmacist for an ointment.
2014-03-21 04:18:37 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 04:17:06 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 03:09:13 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 03:07:57 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 12:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 10:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-21 09:36:16 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-21 08:44:34 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 08:22:48 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 02:33:29 AM  
1 vote:
Cats enjoy training primates of all types.
2014-03-21 02:08:14 AM  
1 vote:
Whelp....
It's still early here.
SoooOOSososo

TIME TO POST CATS!
muahhhh ahhh ahhhh!

img0.joyreactor.com
www.quickmeme.com
2014-03-21 01:41:48 AM  
1 vote:

Since I know the Caturday Family is wondering


how the first court date went


for the !*@%# who cut me...


/this is what I had sent  Sherpa yesterday:

 oh!OH! you should have  seen the LOOK and reaction from that bastard when
he finally noticed me in the court room and I gave my victim impact statement.
I only swore once during it. I  MADE him look directly into my eyes as I said it
to him.
I watched him go dead white, to green, and I am pretty sure he crapped his pants.

Afterwards I was speaking to the Judge and police officers and I was told they never
had someone who had the courage to tell the person being charged with attempted
murder:
"I am NOT afraid of you. I'll tell you something: I have been fighting cancer
(now 3 different types) for 14 years come april 1st. If cancer can't even kill me - what
in whatever god you believe in makes you think you could have? I am not afraid of
people like you, you just piss me off. For the rest of my life I will have to deal with
the damage you caused my hand. I depend on my hands to do my job. THAT is
what pisses me off the most. I don't need any more hardships buddy. I only have
ONE question for you that I want you to answer to me:  What drug or drugs were
you on when you decided to pull that knife on me after you already had my bag
and aim for my throat? I work in healthcare and I am curious. So, please answer
my question: what drug or drugs were you on?"

I give him credit. He gave me the answer. To which I will definitely use to research
so I better know the way people act when on shiat like this. Because I take every
chance I can get to learn something new.

There were a few other things that I said, but that was the best part.
I am proud of myself that I remained calm throughout it, though you could tell just
how angry I was at him because my irish accent was pretty strong.

And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his sentence.

www.memegene.net
/though that's not the !(@#$ name...
2014-03-21 12:58:05 AM  
1 vote:
A word to the wise...

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 12:15:06 AM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 12:12:56 AM  
1 vote:
I hate when good kitties go bad...

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 12:00:04 AM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 11:32:29 PM  
1 vote:
i877.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 10:22:36 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 10:01:10 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 09:43:47 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 09:14:24 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 08:55:59 PM  
1 vote:
"I am training this chat mew to kill you in your sleep, you filthy English pig dogs."
i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-03-20 08:51:14 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
QJ, how are you doing, Sweetie? I hope things are a little smoother for you.... (((HUGS)))
2014-03-20 08:42:05 PM  
1 vote:

quantum_jellyroll: lilyspad:
quantum_jellyroll: Updated package...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 800x587]

Hahaha!!! Good one!! I wonder how our little Alien did in court?

After knifing the creep, she may get off on "Justifiable Creepicide"


Let's toss out some Alien bait.
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 08:38:23 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Yay Caturday.....hai guize!!! :D
2014-03-20 08:35:24 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-20 08:30:53 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 08:17:37 PM  
1 vote:
Welcome to Caturday! ooh, in early for a change. I kinda envy the cat, I would love a back massage!
2014-03-20 08:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
 
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