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2014-03-24 08:22:54 PM  
2 votes:
Just spotted the article mentioned on the Front Page about Fred Rogers' quotations.

This is SO VERY worth reading!

http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/713675-the-world-according-to-m is ter-rogers
2014-03-24 06:35:57 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: AlienDandelion: Maybe I'll start with a piece of toast and go from there...

Fry an egg and throw it on there...at least you'll get some protein.


I haz no eggs.
I don't really have much foodwise now that I look around...
oh! but I haz a few cans of tunerz!
I can makes me a tuner fish sandwich!
THAT I can make!
www.vitamin-ha.com
2014-03-23 07:41:57 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 05:03:06 PM  
2 votes:
www.slapcaption.com
www.slapcaption.com
2014-03-22 09:44:08 PM  
2 votes:
Hanky alert, and early too!


Light

Your grief for me,
Is a shining thing,

Sending me forward.
Giving me power,
To move beyond the pale.

I feel your love,
It warms me.
Brings to mind,

Goodness.
Caring.
Security.

You made all my
Days,
A thing of beauty.

For as long,
As we were destined to be,

Together.

You are forever in my heart,
I shall patiently await you.

Beyond the Bridge,
When your reward and mine,
Merge.

Beyond the gates,
We shall meet.

Rejoicing.

(C) tigerose 3/22/14
2014-03-22 07:53:21 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: catmandu: John Buck 41: tigerose: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 383x640]
John Buck and Uncle Cabbage....mind if I join you???? :D

Are we hazing a drinking party? Can I join in too? I haz wine to share.

All are welcome  :)

I can bring a half case of Corona.

Kewl!


I have 2480 gallons of Singel... ( Belgian abby-style blond ale)
2014-03-22 07:11:08 PM  
2 votes:
sherpa18 and Dragon made this for me a couple years ago
farm9.staticflickr.com
2014-03-22 05:02:21 PM  
2 votes:

AlienDandelion: That for every post....okokok every couple of posts I make - I have to go do something like vaccuum,
take out the garbage, dishes, start putting everything away...


i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 04:11:20 PM  
2 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 02:11:49 PM  
2 votes:
HOME AGAIN! Princess to follow in a couple of days as soon as I get settled in. I miss my baby girl.

i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 01:38:44 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:12:26 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
Screw it, I'm going shopping.
2014-03-22 12:48:23 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 460x504]

One glass a day? I'm ok with that.
www.dailyhaha.com
2014-03-22 12:35:04 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
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So long as you gots nowheres to go....hell no!  :D


Post office, check. Returnables (10 bucks worth!), check. Quick bookstore browse, check. Errands are done. That seals the deal. Here's me in a couple hours (Jasper standing in for yours truly)
farm8.staticflickr.com
2014-03-22 12:28:20 PM  
2 votes:

John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


So long as you gots nowheres to go....hell no!  :D
2014-03-22 11:48:01 AM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 10:59:17 AM  
2 votes:

Nineinchnosehair: hello. here is my pal Tyrone when she was just a bebeh. Looks are deceiving, she loves Mr. Nosehair and me but is generally an asshole to my daughter.

[img.fark.net image 413x349]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 10:52:07 AM  
2 votes:

lilyspad:

How are you and sweet Suzy doing this week??


I'm beat. Twenty years ago I could do 10 hour days for weeks standing on my head. Not so much anymore.

Other Oregonians will understand when I say that I am on the team to help Cover Oregon get people enrolled in health coverage. It's been in the news for weeks, it's a big debacle.

Suzy is doing well, we are thinking that we are going to up her dose to one drop twice a day. Her seizures have decreased, we are only seeing one or two a day. We might also try acupuncture. There is a vet here in town that does veterinary acupuncture for seizures. We don't want to give her drugs where the side effects are worse than the disease if we don't have to. She is still her sweet little dorkopotamus self :-D

imagizer.imageshack.us
2014-03-22 07:13:43 AM  
2 votes:
It's weird. I tend to get up earlier on the weekends than during the week. Probably because I know I can do this later in the afternoon.
farm4.staticflickr.com
Except on the couch in the living room and not on a vanity table in the bathroom, of course.
2014-03-21 06:39:13 PM  
2 votes:
YAHOO!!! I'm getting out of here and going home within the hour!

i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-24 09:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
Well... it's 10PM on Moanday night.
My head has been congested all day and my nose is running like a scared cat.

Tuesday the 25th marks my "Bionic First Birfday".
It's been a year since I received my pacemaker.

Since I'm 100% dependent on it, I have an appreciation for the extra year that it has given me,
I'm also appreciative of the support and encouragement my Caturday friends have given me over
the past year with all the twists, turns, and complications it brought with it.

I don't have any idea what to expect next, but I also realize that nobody gets out alive.
However, I intend to confound and entertain as many folks as possible with my "unique" perspective.

Now, if I could just persuade the cat from climbing up on my chest and "making biscuits" directly on my incision and the device.
Dang! That hurts!
2014-03-24 09:36:48 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 09:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
So crazy day at the shelter. The best part though, one of the gals from next door (the surgery suite and nurser area for new mommas is next door) comes over and says that she was cleaning out one of the kennels and the momma was laying in the litter box. Shooed her out so it could be cleaned and the "poo" moved. Scared her at first because its not like you expect poo to move. Nope, momma having mewbies. Just one so far. So litter box out and wee pads and towels in. They knew she was pregnant but figured we had some time before we have babies.

Hopefully will have pics next Caturday
2014-03-24 08:49:41 PM  
1 vote:
Ugh, no more Mondays for awhile, k thanks.

img.fark.net
2014-03-24 08:00:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-24 07:16:20 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 600x410]


OMG buwahhah ahahhahaha!!!
my hedgie Slippy (Yes!! finally remembered his name!)
did this ALL the time!
He loved those stupid things!
He also liked running on his wheel when I played video games,
then when the character stopped he would get off his wheel
and look behind him to see how far he went.
What a goof!
cdn.themetapicture.com
he also liked his baff times too :3
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
files.sharenator.com
2014-03-24 07:05:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 06:50:28 PM  
1 vote:
roughkutoutdoors.com
2014-03-24 06:45:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-24 06:32:34 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: AlienDandelion: [content.lolspots.com image 500x300]

Did you eat something today, Missy??? :D


*thinks*
umm...
uhh...
did I?
*looks around*
hmm... doesn't look like it.
I guess I better try.
Maybe I'll start with a piece of toast and go from there...
thanks for the reminder.
/had a rough night last night so body isn't showing me love
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-24 05:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
indulgy.net
2014-03-24 04:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
There was girl I used to know a long time ago who had such a gorgeous cat.
This is her. Her name is Cleopatra - fitting of course.
I remember they had their house or well parts of specially designed to keep her warm
because of her breed.
But man...she was soft as velvet.
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-24 03:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
hmmm...
how strange...
I just received a parcel from Canada Post.
It is addressed to me, and contains all sorts of materials for sending mail and parcels out
including stuff to use to send to the states and whatnot.

...and I have no idea why.

Maybe this is a sign?!
hmmm....
2014-03-24 03:29:18 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-24 12:40:45 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-24 10:41:56 AM  
1 vote:
2014-03-24 01:39:38 AM  
1 vote:
The coffee machine on Monday

i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 01:38:03 AM  
1 vote:
Monday Morning Traffic :)

i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 12:00:54 AM  
1 vote:

LOOK WHO I FOUND!!!

:3

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
RIP our dear sweet Dragon.
This is for YOU  Sherpa
2014-03-23 10:19:57 PM  
1 vote:
Ahh. Eli the bitey is in, and nomming on a wee bit of crunchies. Time for me to head up the wooden hill..sleep well my friends, you deserve it. A finer group of people, I have never encountered..until you..
2014-03-23 09:37:07 PM  
1 vote:
Whomever said it was a soup night was sooooooooooo right!!  I ended up making a ground beef and veggie soup (tomato based) with wheat biscuits.  Om nom nom nom....  Now I'm enjoying hot tea and snuggle time with Lars.  He's been getting more and more interested in snuggles times... much to Cassie's displeasure!
2014-03-23 09:31:06 PM  
1 vote:
Well, Eli asked for out time after dinner. Seems to be his m.o. Now that the snow has melted. Usually he comes in before I go to bed. I really need to get him to Pet Supply Plus to get chipped. He loses a collar about once a year, typically in the spring. My friend whose barn cats are not chipped, has lost two this winter. One just vanished, the other we know hitched a ride in a pick up, then jumped out and ran..so very sad. No identifiers on either.
2014-03-23 09:14:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-23 09:10:27 PM  
1 vote:
Hahhahaah!
Gremlin knew Ben Hurr wouldn't see if something was coming at a certain
angle because his face was flat...little brat!
Example:
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2014-03-23 09:08:08 PM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: AlienDandelion: gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 399x300]

The first time Gremlin fell into the bathtub while I was having a bath...and then later on deciding he HAD
to join me for every bath and shower I had...
Guess where he always made a beeline to?
yup.
Riiiiight underneath those covers.
I heard from his new master he has not stopped doing this hahahaha!


Little devil! Thank you so very much for sharing pictures of the boys! They were so danged adorable together!


yeah.
They sure were. Drove me nuts at times but still...who could resist?
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hahaha I forget sometimes how flat his face was...you could walk right up beside him and he wouldn't notice..would startle the shiat out of him :3
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
a pic of them trying to sneak up on one another...heh
2014-03-23 09:01:12 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x486]


hahahaahha!!!
www.nedhardy.com
2014-03-23 08:41:00 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-03-23 08:39:51 PM  
1 vote:
global3.memecdn.com
2014-03-23 08:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 08:07:29 PM  
1 vote:

img.fark.net


The full-grown version, has worked out how door handles operate but still mesmerised by ooooh, shiny!
2014-03-23 07:40:48 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 07:39:27 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 07:24:27 PM  
1 vote:
yes!
yes you are!
www.dumpaday.com
2014-03-23 07:16:19 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: so currently my body is having a "ZOMG! I IS CRAVING....something!"


Sounds like maybe a "soup" day?  I don't know.....
I just put a casserole in the oven.  Pork, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and lots of herbs.  then added cooked sketti and topped with parm cheese and a dusting of cheddar.  Recipe calls for ham, but I like regular pork bits instead.
2014-03-23 07:09:08 PM  
1 vote:
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-23 07:03:21 PM  
1 vote:
So here the newest Mewbies at my mom's, courtesy of the neighborhood whore cat (who eludes trapping until she gets knocked up and only shows when she's ready to blow). She had 7 this time (!!!) but I'm trying something different to catch her this time when we get close to weaning. Hopefully she'll be dried up enough to get around the milk sacs. The prior attempts were aborted due to her being very preggers or her milk sacs still being too full to do the surgery....

img.fark.net
2014-03-23 06:59:30 PM  
1 vote:
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:44:29 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: John Buck 41: CrankyAndi: Beef stew is in the crockpot and sangria is in the fridge
2 of my favorites (not that I'm a wine guy; sangria is about the only wine I'll drink)
[www.lisasliquorbarn.com image 330x760]

Sangria shouldn't come in a bottle.

2 bottles Cold Duck
1 2liter 7up
orange and lemon slices


3/4 cup simple syrup
3/4 cup brandy/cognac (that is what I get)
3/4 cup orange juice
1/2 cup triple sec
1 large bottle of reunite Lambrusco

chill and add fruit if you please.  Good stuff!!!!  *i put in 1 cup brandy as I wanted to empty the bottle.
2014-03-23 06:43:13 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 06:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
HAhahaah!
I love the look on Ben Hurr's face.
Like I caught them red handed doing...I don't know what
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-23 06:21:32 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-23 06:14:45 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: old pic of the boys.
They  always did this when I went to make the bed.
I gave up after trying for two months straight.
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Ben Hurr telling me to back away from his...I'm not sure what exactly he was thinking sitting there...


Both those pix are adorable. I wish Jasper and Ripley got along that well.


farm3.staticflickr.com
2014-03-23 06:11:30 PM  
1 vote:
joint effort to get the balls out of that toy.
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2014-03-23 06:03:41 PM  
1 vote:
Gremlin and Ben Hurrr decided they needed a "fort" or "base of operation - and proceeded to chew a small hole in one side. 
It's not a very big box and in this picture, Gremlin is trying to get to Ben Hurrr who is already inside hahaha!
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2014-03-23 05:57:14 PM  
1 vote:
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/*sniff!*
2014-03-23 05:55:35 PM  
1 vote:
old pic of the boys.
They  always did this when I went to make the bed.
I gave up after trying for two months straight.
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Ben Hurr telling me to back away from his...I'm not sure what exactly he was thinking sitting there...
2014-03-23 05:36:55 PM  
1 vote:
Wanna hold my hand?


crankyandi.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 05:25:12 PM  
1 vote:

CrankyAndi: [crankyandi.smugmug.com image 800x600]

Hermie, showing his big foot


I thought he was more like giving you the paw!
www.memecreator.org
2014-03-23 05:15:06 PM  
1 vote:

syzygy whizz: I committed deviled eggs for breakfast for the guys at group home this morning.
They LOVES my deviled eggs...just tell 'em that's what's for breffus...and then get outta the way of the stampede!

I puts in a lot of effort...as well as minced onion, chopped celery, dried spinach..and I'm experimenting with cottage cheese as the 'binder' (lower calories)..but I did have to add a couple tbsp mayo...too dry otherwise.
Didn't have curry powder, so made do with dill, tarragon and cumin. It worked...but wish I'd had curry.


*drools*
those.sound.SO.good....
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24.media.tumblr.com
/I just need one that says "When my Goldfish Memory works, I remember to eat!"
as I can go days before realizing I haven't nommed :/
2014-03-23 05:01:21 PM  
1 vote:
crankyandi.smugmug.com


Cinco's orangeness is in his nose too. And his eyes.

He has been hanging out with me all day.  I've been laying on the couch reading.  I like that sort of day.

Beef stew is in the crockpot and sangria is in the fridge.  Dinner in 45 minutes or so.
2014-03-23 04:59:28 PM  
1 vote:
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Hermie, showing his big foot
2014-03-23 03:58:28 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 03:52:27 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net Henry showing off his long supermodel legs.
2014-03-23 02:44:55 PM  
1 vote:

powerful katrinka: John Buck 41: You have my sympathies. This winter has been horrible. I've lived in the snow belt of WNY most of my life and this has really got me down. I hope the forecast for the end of the week comes true. We MAY see 50 degrees by the weekend.
[i799.photobucket.com image 600x418]


Yeah, this is really tiresome. 2 years ago during the first week of spring we hit the mid-80s. It was heaven! What's coming at us now is a huge bowl of suckage.
cathyzielske.typepad.com
2014-03-23 02:10:10 PM  
1 vote:
Gack!  Just remembered Mom is coming HERE tonight!  Must go clean!  So glad I was able to get to the end of the thread cause I don't know if I will make it back until much later.  You all have fun without me....

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/It's not that I feel the need to impress Mom, I just don't want to hear the snarky comments about how none of her children inherited her neat genes
2014-03-23 12:57:34 PM  
1 vote:
Oh good Sunday Caturday.  Work clean up is done, and now it's onto paper work for "How many things exactly blew up?" and "How many customers are now mad at us because of it?"

So close to kilokitty, can almost taste it (tastes like tuna, actually)

And a little kitty
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2014-03-23 11:35:54 AM  
1 vote:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfk/meowmix/ways-to-delight-your-cat-and- y ourself   11   esp see #9 pls!
                                                                                 i.imgur.com
preserved off LynnC's profile on Care2Causes
may've furrgot to comment on lilyspad's wish for rackety coon from .gif posted near 9P last eve.  No!  Lily your owner won't let you have one!
2014-03-23 11:25:06 AM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-23 03:39:56 AM  
1 vote:
mrwgifs.com
BUwahh hahah haahah hahaaha!!!!
//tassels for the WIN! >;D
2014-03-23 12:15:01 AM  
1 vote:
a-z-animals.com
2014-03-22 11:43:06 PM  
1 vote:
Made it home from ritual. Everyone said it was good, so yay!

punkrockgirl - congrats on your new overlord.

random guess - sorry to hear about Willie's foot problem. Hope the vet can fix him up quickly and relatively inexpensively.

I must now go to sleep. Tomorrow I intend to do A.L.A.P. (as little as possible). See you guys tomorrow. Good night.
2014-03-22 11:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
Day 2 of our series, "Sadie's Medicine Hour" or "As the Cat Gags":
We got about half of it down before the foamy reflux began. She wasn't having her treats and was giving me the Poor Kitty eyes. What to do?
Tuna water.
Will that work? She usually hates tuna, I thought while dishing out the liquid in a small bowl. Bingo. The other overlords wanted it and took it away from her. Sad cat eyes returning. Okay, what about the meat?
Holy shiat, she's eating it! She hates tuna, yet there she is, in the closet, wolfing down on it like there's no tomorrow. Samson and Daisy soon joined in -- there's plenty for everyone.
Lola's too afraid to get near it. She thinks she'll get the medicine in it somehow. The human is sneaky, she says.

They almost finished the whole can. Damn.
2014-03-22 10:55:30 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 10:14:58 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: DoomsDayAardvark: Me and the critters.

[i445.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Nice to be able to put a face with the name.
Jasper and yours truly
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

Nice!
I'm used to seeing you on the couch with the dogs.
You ...do have two shih-tzus...right?
/my *bleeeping* Goldfish Memory!

I wanna play!
This was the ONLY pic I have of me and Ben Hurr and Gremlin.
This was the first and ONLY Christmas I got with both of them :(
You know how extremely hard it was trying to get this...
But it was worth it :3
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I'll play, too. Here's a photo of me and Samson:
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farm8.staticflickr.com
I'm not sure what we were talking about, but he looked quite amused.
2014-03-22 09:50:17 PM  
1 vote:
punkrockgirl:
WTF have I gotten myself into?

Evidently, more than you you anticipated
(Damn cats! Give 'em an inch, and they think they're a ruler!)
2014-03-22 09:46:32 PM  
1 vote:

punkrockgirl: did I mention he was stinky? Because he's really, really stinky. And he's all stretched out on my lap now. I'm afraid to jostle him, because if I do he'll yell at me :( WTF have I gotten myself into?


This is an occupational hazard of being a cat person. Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt.
crow202.org
Moira here did something very similar. Her previous owner abandoned her in August 2005, I found her and brought her in, and she's been living with me ever since. At least she was only sleeping rough for about 2 weeks, so she wasn't particularly stinky.
2014-03-22 09:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 09:02:49 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 400x395] (forgot how to woman)
Not really, I just can't get it all done in 1 day. :D

FUNNY, AND HERE I AM BEING YELLED AT ALL THIS TIME FOR THINKING THAT COOKING, CLEANING, SEWING, AND REARING ARE SOLEY A WOMAN'S JOB!

No, am NOT pissed at anyone here in particular.  It's just that I have multiple opinions across both political wings on the subject of gender-specific roles in a modern, western society!  And sometimes things that, to me, appear absolutely clear and sensible become a cause for mocking scorn from both the commonly held genders in this world.


/what, I'm blasted?
//oh, how did you guess?


You had better be farking JOKING Mister, or Isweartogod I will come back there and kickyourfarkingass! :D
2014-03-22 08:58:52 PM  
1 vote:
yobbery.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 08:55:24 PM  
1 vote:
Dayum! You guys have been busy.
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 08:45:21 PM  
1 vote:
I am not getting really far at all with this cleaning and shiat....
stupid rain outside...
oh well..better than snow anyday!
theunderanalyst.files.wordpress.com
my boys sleeping all bendy and stuff :3
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2014-03-22 08:42:04 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: DoomsDayAardvark: Me and the critters.

[i445.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Nice to be able to put a face with the name.
Jasper and yours truly
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


More of Clan Aardvark.

Me with Kay
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Papa Aardvark (my dad) with the late greats Archie and Agatha

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Mama Aardvark with Nero
i445.photobucket.com

My girlfriend (Griffyn's mom)
i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 08:41:36 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: DoomsDayAardvark: Me and the critters.

[i445.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Nice to be able to put a face with the name.
Jasper and yours truly
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


Nice!
I'm used to seeing you on the couch with the dogs.
You ...do have two shih-tzus...right?
/my *bleeeping* Goldfish Memory!

I wanna play!
This was the ONLY pic I have of me and Ben Hurr and Gremlin.
This was the first and ONLY Christmas I got with both of them :(
You know how extremely hard it was trying to get this...
But it was worth it :3
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 08:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
Dwennie has the best lazors.


i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 08:10:26 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x481]


That cat looks like the tabby cat that my family had from 1982..1993. Their current holy terror feline overlord:

crow202.org

Cameras on tablets/phones are not great in low light and it's not obvious, but he's huge at 16 pounds and he loves nothing better than getting in your lap and shedding all over your pants.
2014-03-22 08:10:07 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Snuffybud: Hi all, I've been real busy and I haven't had the chance to stop in recently. Nick the Cat Whisperer stopped by last night, he got the full stretch out of Cisco! He's the only one of us who can get Cisc to do this. The boys were all over him, you can tell they've missed him!

[i380.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Hai...was wondering where you were!  That Nick looks awesome with Cisco!  He must feel really comfortable to let a human hold him for that!  Does Nick do house calls???  :D


I've been busy every weekend for weeks. Niagara Falls weekend, Alumni weekend, babysitting weekend, overtime at work weekend, arrrggghhh. This is the first weekend in dog knows how long since I could sleep in, in my own bed, both days, with Snuffycat curled up next to me. Ahhhhhhhh......
2014-03-22 08:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
Me and the critters.

i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 07:54:20 PM  
1 vote:
Oops.. wrong fermenter.. make that 3720 gallons......
2014-03-22 07:52:09 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 07:51:26 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: lilyspad: AlienDandelion: That for every post....okokok every couple of posts I make - I have to go do something like vaccuum,
take out the garbage, dishes, start putting everything away...

[i.imgur.com image 400x300] (clean house wasted life)

I am SOOOO glad you guys said that.

Promised myself I would get crackin on the cleaning here while housesitting.  Managed to take a shower and wash exactly half the dirty dishes near the sink!

Then, all of a sudden, without warning, FROM OUT OF NARWHALE, I started drinking more MGD.  Godamnitsomuch!  (hangs head in buzzed, youphoric shame)

Plus, I got a bunch of free downloadable mp3 files my heavy consumption of Pringles has awarded me.  I got one more month that the access codes are good for.  It's the last week here and I haven't even BEGUN to start downloading free stuff.  I am SUCH a poopcrastinator!

Haven't even been drinky every day.  Just sitting on the coach, watching satellite, and not wanting to think or plan.


/maybe it's an ominous omen?


You are not part Newfie are you?
I swear anyone that is - was born without livers.
Never seen that special ability to drink so much.
/I have one shot and my irish goes HAHAHHA nice try and I'm half drunk.
//two drinks I'm drunk till the next day
///more...and well...I never get hangovers, it just stays in my system :O
2014-03-22 07:49:09 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Snuffybud: Nick the Cat Whisperer

Is he a relative???


Nick the Cat Whisperer is Mrs Snuffybud's son. He bought a house and moved about a year ago, the boys all still love him. He's going to have 4 cats one of these days, he just doesn't know it yet!
2014-03-22 07:07:54 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 07:06:28 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 06:41:46 PM  
1 vote:
AlienDandelion:

OMG that is so YOU, Alien!  Look at the greeniness of those eyes!  No Earf creature could haz eyes like that.  Those HAVE to be alien eyes!  Duh duh duh, duh du du dudu.

img.fark.net
2014-03-22 06:27:18 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 383x640]
John Buck and Uncle Cabbage....mind if I join you???? :D


If ONLY we were allowed to use that while working in pharmacy hahahaha!
memeshare.net
laughingsquid.com
static4.businessinsider.com
www.homewetbar.com
the one above I did actually find somewhere and sent it to my pharmacist friend hahahaah!
www.homewetbar.com
/the backside of it :D
2014-03-22 06:25:58 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Kitten got BIG!!!
2014-03-22 06:15:09 PM  
1 vote:
Hi all, I've been real busy and I haven't had the chance to stop in recently. Nick the Cat Whisperer stopped by last night, he got the full stretch out of Cisco! He's the only one of us who can get Cisc to do this. The boys were all over him, you can tell they've missed him!

i380.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 06:11:39 PM  
1 vote:

professional_vampire: Hai, everybuddy! Just got home from a 3 mile hike. Now I gotta go get ready to run my Ostara ritual. Shut up, nerves!

You will be fine. Deeep cleansing breath..draw the energy in through the soles of your feet..blessed be.
2014-03-22 06:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
Hai, everybuddy! Just got home from a 3 mile hike. Now I gotta go get ready to run my Ostara ritual. Shut up, nerves!
2014-03-22 06:05:39 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
I got to see some horse babies today when I went to see step-dad!! First ones this year....must be SPRING!!!! :D
2014-03-22 05:51:45 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Got home from shopping, and the landlord must have talked to the people next door. They moved their yard sale over to in front of THEIR house. Nice....
2014-03-22 05:45:58 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 05:32:28 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: AlienDandelion: That for every post....okokok every couple of posts I make - I have to go do something like vaccuum,
take out the garbage, dishes, start putting everything away...

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]


HAhahah!
I can barely do too much cause of the left hand.
If it was any other body part - fine. Wouldn't stop me.
But almost everything requires the use of both hands and arms.
I've been in this place since September and man oh man! STILL have too many boxes to go through, clean up and put in storage.
Kinda hard to do one handed as they are heavy.
Arrrggghhh!!!!!
Oh well. Do the best I can right?
fluiddruid.net
i.chzbgr.com
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 05:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:22:30 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 05:09:22 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 04:52:58 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage:

If you wanted to, you could shorten that up to "Dear Wise AHRce".  :-{D


Nice. I knew there was a deeper meaning there that was dead on, but I was missing.

Alien, Wear your scar and your title with pride, Woman! hehehe!

Not shrinking this one. It would be too small.
funlexia.com
2014-03-22 04:44:12 PM  
1 vote:
i614.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 04:30:59 PM  
1 vote:

Krustofsky: Happy Caturday!

Just posting out here in case anyone would know - My mom loves Maine Coon cats and she lost hers to cancer a couple years ago and she wants another one.  Does anyone know of a reputable breeder in CT?  Thanks in advance.


I would check a shelter, you would be surprised the number of Maine Coons and Norwegians we get. People get them thinking, "oh they're so fluffy" but they are a lot of work with their coats and can eat like horses.
2014-03-22 04:16:14 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-22 04:11:46 PM  
1 vote:
lucky you guys.
I get to be on Caturday all weekend.
Nyah nyah!
www.zastavki.com
2014-03-22 01:36:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 01:36:34 PM  
1 vote:

mousiebelle: Real Women Drink Akvavit: **Easter nails topic**

I know! I know!  Pick me! **waves hands in air**  You should do some sort of Celtic knots!!  Not cutesy, but really cool :)  I actually found a really cool picture online of a dragon Celtic knot that I'm going to figure out how to adapt into wall hangings.  Actually, I can even link it.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 300x449]

I printed it off and spent some time coloring so I had a dragon for each season.  Now to figure out how to make it into the wallhangings :)  I'm excited!


Griffyn's attempt at a Celtic knot

i445.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 01:22:07 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x500] (get it off x infinity)


At first, I thought it said 'getoffgetoff'.  I almost reponded in a most unfamily-friendly manner  ;-{D

Maybe this guy can help...
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 01:05:53 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


It's NEVER too soon to start drinking.  I'm still on McClellan/Hickam/Korea/Diego Garcia/Kuwait/Ascension time, so my body's inner clock is adjusted to drink any time of day or night.  Skips having to wait for 5 o'clock.

Of course, it skips having to wait for an average life span too.


/here's to being the least healthiest corps in the whole cemetary!
//'clink'
2014-03-22 01:00:03 PM  
1 vote:

Krustofsky: Happy Caturday!

Just posting out here in case anyone would know - My mom loves Maine Coon cats and she lost hers to cancer a couple years ago and she wants another one.  Does anyone know of a reputable breeder in CT?  Thanks in advance.


2 words. Rescue kitty!
2014-03-22 12:51:11 PM  
1 vote:
Busy cat day at the Aardvark House.  Lindsay and Diego are visiting after their vet appointment this morning, and....Today (this very Caturday) is Ceridwen's first birthday!  So it's like having the cousins in for a party.  All of the kitties met (Lindsay and Diego stayed in their carriers for it), and did some nose-sniffing.  There was no hissing, so I guess it was a good cat party.

Here's a pic of the birthday girl in the bathroom sink.

i445.photobucket.com

She's slightly jealous that Lindsay and Diego are having bathroom time without her.  It's her favorite place to go, but she tends to knock things off the counters, so she's not allowed in there much.
2014-03-22 12:48:24 PM  
1 vote:
Noob enjoying Caturday
img.fark.net
Noob watching a monster sneak up behind me
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 12:46:02 PM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 12:34:57 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:32:59 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-22 12:31:19 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-22 12:28:16 PM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]



Precious certainly is pretty & her babies are adorable little fuzzy jellybeans! Welcome! I hope you will be able to get her spayed after the babies are weaned, for her benefit.
2014-03-22 12:24:58 PM  
1 vote:

neongoats: Here is my monster, thinking he is Cat-Cobain. His name is Pixel.


[img.fark.net image 360x480]

The Ripenator
farm9.staticflickr.com
2014-03-22 12:18:16 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x400]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 12:15:17 PM  
1 vote:

reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!

Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3

awww! really?!
I'm sorry. :(
*hugs*
yeah there's been too many losses lately. Way too many.
/1 is STILL too many

Yeah - poor old Walter (who only came to me last fall, so hadn't been here long) was suffering with Congestive Heart Failure, and his kidneys were also failing.  Sunday morning he woke up extremely disoriented, stumbling, walking into walls and his urine had gone from orange to colorless - mere minutes after drinking it he was peeing it out.  He was in such poor shape, and we didn't want him to suffer, so...  It's a choice we've all made.  Not that it gets any easier.  And it's a choice we make every time we open our hearts and homes to one of these fuzzy little monsters masters...  My former roomie (is now roomie w/ my daughter across the hall, so we are all neighbors now) had been his primary cuddler, and she has taken it really hard.  She kept his collar and tag and the paw imprint that they gave us.  Fozzie misses him.


Sorry to hear about Walter. At least you gave him a few months of warmth, food, and love.
2014-03-22 12:06:24 PM  
1 vote:
Burt says, it's Caturday. Play with me or else.


lh4.googleusercontent.com
2014-03-22 11:47:50 AM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


Welcome, durbnpoisn!  Your mewbies look wonderful!  As for the horrific screaming sounds...
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 11:21:19 AM  
1 vote:
As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

img.fark.net
2014-03-22 10:29:21 AM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]
[i.chzbgr.com image 500x332]
[ct.weirdnutdaily.com image 589x343]


img.fark.net
2014-03-22 10:11:54 AM  
1 vote:

laulaja: Need break final to offer condolences to reigning for late sr beagle who surely was good boy or girl, naught said as reigning said she was 'preoccupied'.
                                                                [i.imgur.com image 352x511]
credit gremlin1 it's hoped, 4-6-13.  Pl yelling at me to quit for night.


thank you, laulaja!

Walter is much missed, and credit to spinach gunk for making his halo visible for all to see!
fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-22 09:53:06 AM  
1 vote:
i303.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:36:24 AM  
1 vote:
Tryin' to catch up wit you guise!

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x431]
So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D


I am happy for you, but I am sad for the crappy-ass neighbors. It sounds like there are some serious issues in that family and they have minimal coping skills.

2.bp.blogspot.com
/a butt kitty would help
//EVERYONE needs a butt kitty
2014-03-22 09:32:46 AM  
1 vote:
At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

img.fark.net
2014-03-22 09:24:22 AM  
1 vote:
Tom says, "So you're saying someone ate my food?"

i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:22:07 AM  
1 vote:
So a new kitty moves in next door, a little grey and white boy about eight months old called Merlin. He's a real character and into exploration, particularly on our side of the fence, and he has also fallen in love with my old boy Tommy.
He usually turns up in the afternoon or early evening and meows for Tom to come out to play...
He's an adventurous young lad and likes to jump through things, including my kitchen window. He's tried to come in a couple of times but has run away when he has seen me.
So the other day I'm sitting here at my desk and I hear in the background the sound of Tom lapping at his food in the kitchen. Then I hear the sound of him jumping out the window, which is unusual as he almost always goes and sits on the set-top box to have a wash and get all warm on his belly.
So I look out and Tom's not to be seen. All I can see is Merlin, who is sitting outside my window licking his chops.
Turns out it was Merlin who was eating the food. Tommy was fast asleep on my bed and didn't hear a thing.
So the next day, I get up for a drink of water and there's Merlin again, chomping away. Only this time, Tom is awake but is just sitting there looking at this cat eating his lunch.
Then today, I hear the same sound. I quietly get up and bust him, finishing off today's meal (tuna and snapper surprise!) I managed to snap him haring out the window.

The Bandit, caught during getaway.
 i1126.photobucket.com
2014-03-22 09:16:51 AM  
1 vote:
hello. here is my pal Tyrone when she was just a bebeh. Looks are deceiving, she loves Mr. Nosehair and me but is generally an asshole to my daughter.

img.fark.net
2014-03-22 08:03:52 AM  
1 vote:
cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 03:07:27 AM  
1 vote:
ok...better post a couple moar cats before the time zones catch up :P
i.chzbgr.com
i.chzbgr.com
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-22 12:24:35 AM  
1 vote:

For all of you who have been suffering this winter with endless snow


predle576.smugmug.com

2014-03-22 12:20:53 AM  
1 vote:

predle576.smugmug.com

2014-03-21 11:33:35 PM  
1 vote:

AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
[scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]


You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.
2014-03-21 10:07:37 PM  
1 vote:

The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]


Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
www.smugmug.com
www.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 08:12:59 PM  
1 vote:
Real Women Drink Akvavit: **Easter nails topic**

I know! I know!  Pick me! **waves hands in air**  You should do some sort of Celtic knots!!  Not cutesy, but really cool :)  I actually found a really cool picture online of a dragon Celtic knot that I'm going to figure out how to adapt into wall hangings.  Actually, I can even link it.

farm8.staticflickr.com

I printed it off and spent some time coloring so I had a dragon for each season.  Now to figure out how to make it into the wallhangings :)  I'm excited!


And a quilt cat or two to make up for the non-cat picture and topic:

farm4.staticflickr.com

farm6.staticflickr.com


Or three!!!  Funny how all three of my cats have been quilting "helpers"

farm2.staticflickr.com
2014-03-21 07:51:17 PM  
1 vote:
And I can't find the picture of Ben Hurr playing in  Spinach Gunk's long, long hair.
He loved him some long hair.
First time I ever saw Gremlin jealous. Ever.

But I did come across this she made:
img.fark.net
2014-03-21 06:59:48 PM  
1 vote:
This one always makes me laugh.
It's up in my doctors office and by some of my fellow fighters beds :D
A sense of humour is always a good thing. It helps.
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-21 06:56:42 PM  
1 vote:
GOLDFISH MEMORY ALERT!
I can't remember if I shared the last picture I got of Gremlin back in October last year.
In case I didn't well let me show you just how well that brat is doing :3
img.fark.net
2014-03-21 06:46:18 PM  
1 vote:

lajimi: YAHOO!!! I'm getting out of here and going home within the hour!

[i236.photobucket.com image 800x600]


YAYAYAYYAYA!!!!
Nothing will make you feel better than healing at home!
I'm a firm believer in that.
Plus! you need your kitteh!!! :D
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
/picture of Gremlin outside at his castle. Think this was taken last year sometime...
//I miss him so much but I know I had no choice. And he is becoming the majesty he was meant to be...or the biggest pain in her ass she's ever seen! >;D
2014-03-21 06:38:05 PM  
1 vote:
OoOOooo!
Look who I found!
Who are these two wonderful, amazing people I got to meet during my Alien Invasion Tour?!?!
scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
The very 1st and 2nd people I met when I first "landed" :D

and of course!
we cannot forget this gem!
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
/you better believe I still have all the shirts and everything I got from my invasion.
//hoping for do a second invasion Alien Boogaloo in the future cause there are just too many family I want to meet!
2014-03-21 06:15:51 PM  
1 vote:
Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...
YES.
That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.
YES.
I DID assemble it fully  before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.
YES.
I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.
YES.
The post office delivery guy could  barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.
Muahh ahhh ahhh!!!
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!
2014-03-21 06:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-03-21 05:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
shay say hey!

i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 03:07:02 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 01:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
g'day all.
made it safely to western kentucky, thank you Lord.
very happy to see/hear/read alien, you go GRRL!

shay has gotten sniffles and sneezes for the first time evar that i've been owned by her.
it's not that cold here, maybe just the varying changes over the trip caught up?

here's a bookmark and i'll be back tomorrow - huggerz!

i.imgur.com
2014-03-21 12:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-03-21 10:39:49 AM  
1 vote:
My cat sitting job has opened up again. Ratchett and Riley's person fell off the wagon again in a big way so her sister is taking her to her home on the east coast to try and figure out what can help. I'll be sitting them again until further notice.

Ratchett:

i283.photobucket.com

Riley:

i283.photobucket.com
2014-03-21 10:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-03-21 03:02:14 AM  
1 vote:
ok maybe one more...
snedo.com
2014-03-21 02:33:29 AM  
1 vote:
Cats enjoy training primates of all types.
2014-03-21 01:41:48 AM  
1 vote:

Since I know the Caturday Family is wondering


how the first court date went


for the !*@%# who cut me...


/this is what I had sent  Sherpa yesterday:

 oh!OH! you should have  seen the LOOK and reaction from that bastard when
he finally noticed me in the court room and I gave my victim impact statement.
I only swore once during it. I  MADE him look directly into my eyes as I said it
to him.
I watched him go dead white, to green, and I am pretty sure he crapped his pants.

Afterwards I was speaking to the Judge and police officers and I was told they never
had someone who had the courage to tell the person being charged with attempted
murder:
"I am NOT afraid of you. I'll tell you something: I have been fighting cancer
(now 3 different types) for 14 years come april 1st. If cancer can't even kill me - what
in whatever god you believe in makes you think you could have? I am not afraid of
people like you, you just piss me off. For the rest of my life I will have to deal with
the damage you caused my hand. I depend on my hands to do my job. THAT is
what pisses me off the most. I don't need any more hardships buddy. I only have
ONE question for you that I want you to answer to me:  What drug or drugs were
you on when you decided to pull that knife on me after you already had my bag
and aim for my throat? I work in healthcare and I am curious. So, please answer
my question: what drug or drugs were you on?"

I give him credit. He gave me the answer. To which I will definitely use to research
so I better know the way people act when on shiat like this. Because I take every
chance I can get to learn something new.

There were a few other things that I said, but that was the best part.
I am proud of myself that I remained calm throughout it, though you could tell just
how angry I was at him because my irish accent was pretty strong.

And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his sentence.

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/though that's not the !(@#$ name...
2014-03-21 12:43:14 AM  
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Mom was playing dress up with the puppy. I think this picture came out wonderful.
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I'll just leave some Alien bait here, maybe she'll update us with how things went in court...
2014-03-20 09:56:21 PM  
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laulaja: Seem off to rollicking start. Wracking cat-toy brain to recall why lilyspad might have 4 day wkend, besides Luck Of Schedule. Thought Spring Break only applied to school(s), as tigerose says that approaches  where she is. Unless there's Secret Local Howl-iday out yonder?
[i.imgur.com image 850x862]May need apologise for screen.  Visiting Jellicle who's known to be female stopped by again, this an older pic. Haven't one yet of other with almost all black face. May need to leave camera out for quick use.


I get so many vacay days per year, so I usually take a Monday after after my weekend off, and my regular day off is Tuesday, so I end up with 4 days off with only using 1 vacation day. Works for me.... :D
2014-03-20 09:47:19 PM  
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2014-03-20 09:08:02 PM  
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"What's going on over here..."

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