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(Daily Mail)   Not News: Adorable kitty enjoys a comforting back massage. Caturday: From his best friend, a young crab-eating macaque monkey (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 1499
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2014-03-24 10:48:40 PM  

OlderGuy: Oops.. wrong fermenter.. make that 3720 gallons......


It's gonna take awhile...okay, about a year...but I can bring 4 gallons of blueberry and same of pomegranate and cranberry wine to contribute.

Yes, I too can turn water into wine!
Except that I gotta add a bunch of stuff like fruit, yeast and sugar to it...and then wait a long time.
So I'll need kind of a lengthy heads-up before any wedding, if you get me drift.

I'm making do with brandy at the moment. It helps.
 
2014-03-24 10:49:39 PM  
There's another hedgie one that I just can't find.

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2014-03-24 10:58:28 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: nobody gets out alive.

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Hang in there, Buddy.
 
2014-03-24 11:00:54 PM  
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2014-03-24 11:01:42 PM  

AlienDandelion: [howthehelldidienduphere.files.wordpress.com image 600x548]


re: Walking On Sunshine

I know that song gets Nickelback levels of hatred but I love it!
 
2014-03-24 11:02:20 PM  
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2014-03-24 11:04:16 PM  
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2014-03-24 11:05:23 PM  
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2014-03-24 11:06:30 PM  

John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: [howthehelldidienduphere.files.wordpress.com image 600x548]

re: Walking On Sunshine

I know that song gets Nickelback levels of hatred but I love it!


hahahaha oh there HAS to be someone out there way worse than that band...
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2014-03-24 11:44:42 PM  

AlienDandelion: lilyspad: AlienDandelion: Maybe I'll start with a piece of toast and go from there...

Fry an egg and throw it on there...at least you'll get some protein.

I haz no eggs.
I don't really have much foodwise now that I look around...
oh! but I haz a few cans of tunerz!
I can makes me a tuner fish sandwich!
THAT I can make!
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Well now I'm hungry for a tuna fish sammich!!

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/too late to eat
//should be in bed already
///6:15 comes too darned early in the morning
 
2014-03-24 11:49:35 PM  

AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: [howthehelldidienduphere.files.wordpress.com image 600x548]

re: Walking On Sunshine

I know that song gets Nickelback levels of hatred but I love it!

hahahaha oh there HAS to be someone out there way worse than that band...
[s2.quickmeme.com image 607x451]


Dozens. I seriously don't get the Nickelback hate. I get if you don't like that style, but the intensity of the hatred of this band amazes me.
 
2014-03-25 12:01:03 AM  
for some reason, every time I see this picture I think of Alien's cubicle of doom.....
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2014-03-25 12:03:32 AM  
and this one always makes me giggle...
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2014-03-25 12:04:28 AM  

John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: [howthehelldidienduphere.files.wordpress.com image 600x548]

re: Walking On Sunshine

I know that song gets Nickelback levels of hatred but I love it!

hahahaha oh there HAS to be someone out there way worse than that band...
[s2.quickmeme.com image 607x451]

Dozens. I seriously don't get the Nickelback hate. I get if you don't like that style, but the intensity of the hatred of this band amazes me.


agree.
They get way too much hate, and others truly not enough ahhahaha
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2014-03-25 12:05:42 AM  
miss the puce guardian, hope RL isn't kicking him too hard

Penny:
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Angel
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2014-03-25 12:06:58 AM  

genebone697: for some reason, every time I see this picture I think of Alien's cubicle of doom.....
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HAhahahaha!!!
I do believe I had that one up in my cubicle of Doom...
man...I miss that place... ah well.
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2014-03-25 12:07:44 AM  
and one more of Penny
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/need to call it a night
//see you all on purrsday
 
2014-03-25 12:14:05 AM  
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2014-03-25 12:21:11 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: Now, if I could just persuade the cat from climbing up on my chest and "making biscuits" directly on my incision and the device.
Dang! That hurts!


I've got a 23 lb'er that loves to stomp on my chemo port at any opportunity. I swear he aims for it. Talk about rude awakenings....
 
2014-03-25 12:26:05 AM  

AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: [howthehelldidienduphere.files.wordpress.com image 600x548]

re: Walking On Sunshine

I know that song gets Nickelback levels of hatred but I love it!

hahahaha oh there HAS to be someone out there way worse than that band...
[s2.quickmeme.com image 607x451]

Dozens. I seriously don't get the Nickelback hate. I get if you don't like that style, but the intensity of the hatred of this band amazes me.

agree.
They get way too much hate, and others truly not enough ahhahaha
[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 494x369]


Best friend got me tickets for Sox/Yankees for my 50th b'day in early June '07. PA blared 'Rockstar' during warm ups. Yeah, I'd had a few beers outside on Yawkey Way, pregame. Yeah, I was a little lit up. Yeah, I may have sung along.

Sue me.

I'm surly. Tough night. Stepson is in serious trouble.
 
2014-03-25 01:04:04 AM  

vudutek: quantum_jellyroll: Now, if I could just persuade the cat from climbing up on my chest and "making biscuits" directly on my incision and the device.
Dang! That hurts!

I've got a 23 lb'er that loves to stomp on my chemo port at any opportunity. I swear he aims for it. Talk about rude awakenings....


funny bout that.
I sometimes get to do my treatments at home, I know how to set up everything and have my own IV stand and stuff here.
And no matter what I said - the boys had it in their heads that it was fun to try to hang off of the iv line.
So yeah... I know the feeling of OUCH! !*@)!&#$
/he just wants to show you where you hurt is all :3
 
2014-03-25 01:04:21 AM  
Just kicked EVERYONE out of the of house.
Wimsey got 'designated' as 'spokescat'...and and then went sprayed on something while Mama was watching.
Not important, but got the message across. OK, Everybody, OUTTA DA POOL...
Means, you go you outside until Mama lets you in again.

Just don't feel like opening the window again...Rites of Spring have been observed and I do not want to deal with with whatever further joys D'Artagnan brings for me. I love the boy himself, buf my "give-a-damn" mechanism is under a sore strain...
 
2014-03-25 01:05:00 AM  

John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: [howthehelldidienduphere.files.wordpress.com image 600x548]

re: Walking On Sunshine

I know that song gets Nickelback levels of hatred but I love it!

hahahaha oh there HAS to be someone out there way worse than that band...
[s2.quickmeme.com image 607x451]

Dozens. I seriously don't get the Nickelback hate. I get if you don't like that style, but the intensity of the hatred of this band amazes me.

agree.
They get way too much hate, and others truly not enough ahhahaha
[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 494x369]

Best friend got me tickets for Sox/Yankees for my 50th b'day in early June '07. PA blared 'Rockstar' during warm ups. Yeah, I'd had a few beers outside on Yawkey Way, pregame. Yeah, I was a little lit up. Yeah, I may have sung along.

Sue me.

I'm surly. Tough night. Stepson is in serious trouble.


Oh no!
That does not sound good at all.
*hugs*
 
2014-03-25 01:16:04 AM  
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Failed to pay attention to when 1.4 was achieved, but it was denoted by our fave Alien who accomplished it. If the Night Crew stays up working & posting , all y'all could reach 1.5 again either before, or by, daylight.
Quality post's've been here -- regret to say am too weary to help make 1.5.
Do have a tale to tell tho; chorusmate is by now cuddling her aged ailing Springer spaniel for her, the spaniel's, last night.  Quality of life's vamoosed, poor dog (neither whose name nor age do I know but hope may be told on Wed)has no more Quality of Life. Walks around in circles confusedly, may have canine equivalent of Alzheimer's; Marcy, dog's mistress, said 10AM vet appt is set, & to crematory place after that. This is Best Dog Ever who's lived with them, such a very good girl, & will be sorely missed.
Oh yeah, type at ft of pg29 now.                                  ....                   ....
Do b'lieve will salsa last pg that's here, then say Hyvaa  Miaupaivaa (closest I get to Gd Meowning in Finn with cheap pocket bi-ling dictionary).
 
2014-03-25 01:33:12 AM  
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Time for me to pull the plug and hit the hay.
Good night all!
See you Thursday evening!
 
2014-03-25 01:40:22 AM  
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2014-03-25 01:42:21 AM  
Had all the fun I can deal with with.
Best, and dearest wishes to all. I am here if needed.


*sigh* anyone need mice?
 
2014-03-25 02:03:51 AM  
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This in 5 sections. Copied as title 1st best comment: Brb, adopting all the cats by one Naosis (hoo??)
 
2014-03-25 02:05:10 AM  
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2014-03-25 02:06:31 AM  
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2014-03-25 02:07:25 AM  
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2014-03-25 02:12:11 AM  
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Innat nice?  Good Night FM, Goody Luck to Night Crew still present
 
2014-03-25 06:13:22 AM  

ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!

Use Pyrex glass, partially silvered on the inside to reflect heat inward while remaining clear enough to see the toast! You could program that farker to cook pictures into the toast!
/Or you could use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range... just saying.


Hey all, been busy with guests all weekend, was talking with my daughter and she said that clear toasters exist!  I ask her to find one and she came up with this. Now I want one. Sorry if this has been posted already as I am way behind and may never catch up with the thread this week. Lots happening here on the farm this week, more news later.
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2014-03-25 07:20:46 AM  
Good morning! Hope everyone has a great week and I'll see you folks on Purrsday.
 
2014-03-25 07:29:14 AM  
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Have a good week everybody
 
2014-03-25 07:55:05 AM  
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2014-03-25 07:57:20 AM  
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2014-03-25 08:25:02 AM  
Good Tuesday Morning... we are getting nothing here.. Doppler shows snow but nothing is hitting the ground... maybe later.. and it is cold !  Heading to work to continue installing the new tanks... some needed fittings should be arriving via UPS shortly..  See y'all Purrsday.. Please have a good week......
 
2014-03-25 08:41:21 AM  
Good Meowning! I hope you all have a great week. See you Purrssday!

Hugs and healing going out to all in need.
 
2014-03-25 08:55:13 AM  
Ha!
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