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2014-03-22 12:19:41 PM  

vudutek: Sorry, no kitteh pics today:
Just got home from 3 days in hospital. Now on cocktail of anticoagulants, one week behind on chemo, many more restrictions on activities.

Tough shiat, cancer, I'm still gonna kick yer ass!


Big Hugs!  Hope your day today is better, know that there are a lot of people here pulling for you!

This isn't a hug, but close enough!
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2014-03-22 12:21:35 PM  
12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
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2014-03-22 12:24:53 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

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/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-

I would totally follow your advice column. I would even ask for advice about pressing, real-world problems that I had totally made up because no one really has pressing, real-world problems they ask advice for from advice people.

"Dear Wise Advice Hand Raptor, at what age is it inappropriate to refer to a kid's dad as 'the Jizzler' in front of the kid before they figure out what that means? What if they think that's their dad's first name? Signed, 'Manners Matter' in California"


If you wanted to, you could shorten that up to "Dear Wise AHRce".  :-{D
 
2014-03-22 12:24:57 PM  

steerforth: So a new kitty moves in next door, a little grey and white boy about eight months old called Merlin. He's a real character and into exploration, particularly on our side of the fence, and he has also fallen in love with my old boy Tommy.
He usually turns up in the afternoon or early evening and meows for Tom to come out to play...
He's an adventurous young lad and likes to jump through things, including my kitchen window. He's tried to come in a couple of times but has run away when he has seen me.
So the other day I'm sitting here at my desk and I hear in the background the sound of Tom lapping at his food in the kitchen. Then I hear the sound of him jumping out the window, which is unusual as he almost always goes and sits on the set-top box to have a wash and get all warm on his belly.
So I look out and Tom's not to be seen. All I can see is Merlin, who is sitting outside my window licking his chops.
Turns out it was Merlin who was eating the food. Tommy was fast asleep on my bed and didn't hear a thing.
So the next day, I get up for a drink of water and there's Merlin again, chomping away. Only this time, Tom is awake but is just sitting there looking at this cat eating his lunch.
Then today, I hear the same sound. I quietly get up and bust him, finishing off today's meal (tuna and snapper surprise!) I managed to snap him haring out the window.

The Bandit, caught during getaway.
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They are both such handsome guys! Maybe Merlin's minions are not offering as delightful munchies as you are. It looks like your Tom knows that you will always give him more. :D
 
2014-03-22 12:24:58 PM  

neongoats: Here is my monster, thinking he is Cat-Cobain. His name is Pixel.


[img.fark.net image 360x480]

The Ripenator
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2014-03-22 12:25:10 PM  

Spiralmonkey: [img.fark.net image 449x591]


That's hilarious. I might also caption it..."I look like a pink nightmare"
 
2014-03-22 12:28:16 PM  

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]



Precious certainly is pretty & her babies are adorable little fuzzy jellybeans! Welcome! I hope you will be able to get her spayed after the babies are weaned, for her benefit.
 
2014-03-22 12:28:20 PM  

John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


So long as you gots nowheres to go....hell no!  :D
 
2014-03-22 12:29:16 PM  

Salem Witch: akimbotoo:

Thank you!


:D
 
2014-03-22 12:30:32 PM  

John Buck 41: reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!

Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3

awww! really?!
I'm sorry. :(
*hugs*
yeah there's been too many losses lately. Way too many.
/1 is STILL too many

Yeah - poor old Walter (who only came to me last fall, so hadn't been here long) was suffering with Congestive Heart Failure, and his kidneys were also failing.  Sunday morning he woke up extremely disoriented, stumbling, walking into walls and his urine had gone from orange to colorless - mere minutes after drinking it he was peeing it out.  He was in such poor shape, and we didn't want him to suffer, so...  It's a choice we've all made.  Not that it gets any easier.  And it's a choice we make every time we open our hearts and homes to one of these fuzzy little monsters masters...  My former roomie (is now roomie w/ my daughter across the hall, so we are all neighbors now) had been his primary cuddler, and she has taken it really hard.  She kept his collar and tag and the paw imprint that they gave us.  Fozzie misses him.

Sorry to hear about Walter. At least you gave him a few months of warmth, food, and love.


Thank you.
 
2014-03-22 12:30:51 PM  

durbnpoisn: lilyspad: durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]

Yay!  Bebbehs!!!!  After they are weaned, she's getting fixed, right?  :D

After this. Yes. We decided to let her get pregnant this once so our kids could see and experience it. They are thrilled! But there will be a from xing after this.

And... We already have homes for 2 of the 3!


Great news!
 
2014-03-22 12:31:19 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:31:28 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:32:20 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:32:29 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:32:59 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:33:37 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:34:13 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:34:57 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:35:04 PM  

lilyspad: John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
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So long as you gots nowheres to go....hell no!  :D


Post office, check. Returnables (10 bucks worth!), check. Quick bookstore browse, check. Errands are done. That seals the deal. Here's me in a couple hours (Jasper standing in for yours truly)
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2014-03-22 12:35:36 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:36:18 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:36:23 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: steerforth: "Food, schmood."

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lol! He knows you'll give him moar fuds. My cat actually throws fits - screaming and trashing the dining room - if there's a cat in the back yard and there's no food out there for his "guest". After I put some kibble out there, my Gogh Beastie will eat his kibbles at his feeding station on his side of the sliding glass door while his guest is on the other side eating their kibble. I swear, I go through so much food for my cat, and he gives most of it away. :-/

[images.sodahead.com image 555x649]


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2014-03-22 12:46:02 PM  

durbnpoisn: As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


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2014-03-22 12:46:07 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:48:23 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 460x504]

One glass a day? I'm ok with that.
www.dailyhaha.com
 
2014-03-22 12:48:24 PM  
Noob enjoying Caturday
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Noob watching a monster sneak up behind me
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2014-03-22 12:51:11 PM  
Busy cat day at the Aardvark House.  Lindsay and Diego are visiting after their vet appointment this morning, and....Today (this very Caturday) is Ceridwen's first birthday!  So it's like having the cousins in for a party.  All of the kitties met (Lindsay and Diego stayed in their carriers for it), and did some nose-sniffing.  There was no hissing, so I guess it was a good cat party.

Here's a pic of the birthday girl in the bathroom sink.

i445.photobucket.com

She's slightly jealous that Lindsay and Diego are having bathroom time without her.  It's her favorite place to go, but she tends to knock things off the counters, so she's not allowed in there much.
 
2014-03-22 12:56:04 PM  
Happy Caturday!

Just posting out here in case anyone would know - My mom loves Maine Coon cats and she lost hers to cancer a couple years ago and she wants another one.  Does anyone know of a reputable breeder in CT?  Thanks in advance.
 
2014-03-22 12:56:46 PM  

genebone697: AlienDandelion: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x452]
Alien, thanks for the update and funnies! To quote you...you are pure "awesome sauce"!!

ha!
I am more like "piss and vinegar" than awesome sauce :P

Fark it, I may never catch up on the thread, gonna just have to comment on what I have seen so far!

Piss and vinegar is good!  Thanks for the update on your court appearance--give him hell!  He will be sorry he messed with our Alien!


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This is baby Baxter's determined face!  He is a fierce climber!


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2014-03-22 12:59:15 PM  
Just looked out front, and I guess my neighbors are having a yard sale....in our front yard. Just called my landlord. The rudeness of some people amazes me sometimes......
 
2014-03-22 01:00:03 PM  

Krustofsky: Happy Caturday!

Just posting out here in case anyone would know - My mom loves Maine Coon cats and she lost hers to cancer a couple years ago and she wants another one.  Does anyone know of a reputable breeder in CT?  Thanks in advance.


2 words. Rescue kitty!
 
2014-03-22 01:00:42 PM  

DoomsDayAardvark: Busy cat day at the Aardvark House.  Lindsay and Diego are visiting after their vet appointment this morning, and....Today (this very Caturday) is Ceridwen's first birthday!  So it's like having the cousins in for a party.  All of the kitties met (Lindsay and Diego stayed in their carriers for it), and did some nose-sniffing.  There was no hissing, so I guess it was a good cat party.

Here's a pic of the birthday girl in the bathroom sink.

[i445.photobucket.com image 640x480]

She's slightly jealous that Lindsay and Diego are having bathroom time without her.  It's her favorite place to go, but she tends to knock things off the counters, so she's not allowed in there much.


Happy birfday Dwennie!!!
 
2014-03-22 01:01:42 PM  

lilyspad: Just looked out front, and I guess my neighbors are having a yard sale....in our front yard. Just called my landlord. The rudeness of some people amazes me sometimes......


'Neighbors' as in not living in the same building as you? How rude!
 
2014-03-22 01:01:52 PM  

reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!

Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3

awww! really?!
I'm sorry. :(
*hugs*
yeah there's been too many losses lately. Way too many.
/1 is STILL too many

Yeah - poor old Walter (who only came to me last fall, so hadn't been here long) was suffering with Congestive Heart Failure, and his kidneys were also failing.  Sunday morning he woke up extremely disoriented, stumbling, walking into walls and his urine had gone from orange to colorless - mere minutes after drinking it he was peeing it out.  He was in such poor shape, and we didn't want him to suffer, so...  It's a choice we've all made.  Not that it gets any easier.  And it's a choice we make every time we open our hearts and homes to one of these fuzzy little monsters masters...  My former roomie (is now roomie w/ my daughter across the hall, so we are all neighbors now) had been his primary cuddler, and she has taken it really hard.  She kept his collar and tag and the paw imprint that they gave us.  Fozzie misses him.



I am so sorry sweetie, I know it is never easy. (((((((HUGS)))))))
 
2014-03-22 01:05:53 PM  

John Buck 41: 12:22 pm. Been up since 6:30am. Snow and a mix coming this afternoon. Too soon to start drinking?
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


It's NEVER too soon to start drinking.  I'm still on McClellan/Hickam/Korea/Diego Garcia/Kuwait/Ascension time, so my body's inner clock is adjusted to drink any time of day or night.  Skips having to wait for 5 o'clock.

Of course, it skips having to wait for an average life span too.


/here's to being the least healthiest corps in the whole cemetary!
//'clink'
 
2014-03-22 01:07:34 PM  

neongoats: Here is my monster, thinking he is Cat-Cobain. His name is Pixel.


[img.fark.net image 360x480]


Wow! Pixel is impressively floofy and an extremely photogenic gentleman! Welcome, and thank you for bringing a picture of your master too!
 
2014-03-22 01:07:57 PM  
blind post before catching up. good morning everyone!

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2014-03-22 01:08:39 PM  

durbnpoisn: As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

[img.fark.net image 717x960]



Awwww! She is such a good mommy!
 
2014-03-22 01:11:21 PM  
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2014-03-22 01:11:47 PM  

litespeed74: Burt says, it's Caturday. Play with me or else.


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Burt has the sweetest little face! Welcome!
 
2014-03-22 01:11:57 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Real Women Drink Akvavit: steerforth: "Food, schmood."

[i1126.photobucket.com image 600x447]

lol! He knows you'll give him moar fuds. My cat actually throws fits - screaming and trashing the dining room - if there's a cat in the back yard and there's no food out there for his "guest". After I put some kibble out there, my Gogh Beastie will eat his kibbles at his feeding station on his side of the sliding glass door while his guest is on the other side eating their kibble. I swear, I go through so much food for my cat, and he gives most of it away. :-/

[images.sodahead.com image 555x649]

[img.fark.net image 555x649]


THEY = THE


/damnit!
 
2014-03-22 01:12:26 PM  
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Screw it, I'm going shopping.
 
2014-03-22 01:14:32 PM  

gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]


i445.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-22 01:15:20 PM  

duke3522: Noob enjoying Caturday
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Noob watching a monster sneak up behind me
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Awww! I love the little pink nose! Welcome!
 
2014-03-22 01:16:08 PM  

lilyspad: Just looked out front, and I guess my neighbors are having a yard sale....in our front yard. Just called my landlord. The rudeness of some people amazes me sometimes......


Go over there and demand your cut up front!
 
2014-03-22 01:17:17 PM  

lilyspad: Just looked out front, and I guess my neighbors are having a yard sale....in our front yard. Just called my landlord. The rudeness of some people amazes me sometimes......



Damn! It is amazing that they can get through their door with brass ones that big!
 
2014-03-22 01:22:07 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x500] (get it off x infinity)


At first, I thought it said 'getoffgetoff'.  I almost reponded in a most unfamily-friendly manner  ;-{D

Maybe this guy can help...
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2014-03-22 01:27:24 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 634x484] (what's snoo with you?)


ow, mild twinge in ma liver.


/why was the crow's phone bill so high?
//too many long distance caws!
 
2014-03-22 01:30:37 PM  
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