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2014-03-22 10:05:44 AM  
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2014-03-22 10:07:02 AM  

lajimi: YAHOO!!! I'm getting out of here and going home within the hour!


FANFARKINGTASTIC!
 
2014-03-22 10:07:14 AM  
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2014-03-22 10:07:18 AM  

AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!

Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3

awww! really?!
I'm sorry. :(
*hugs*
yeah there's been too many losses lately. Way too many.
/1 is STILL too many


Yeah - poor old Walter (who only came to me last fall, so hadn't been here long) was suffering with Congestive Heart Failure, and his kidneys were also failing.  Sunday morning he woke up extremely disoriented, stumbling, walking into walls and his urine had gone from orange to colorless - mere minutes after drinking it he was peeing it out.  He was in such poor shape, and we didn't want him to suffer, so...  It's a choice we've all made.  Not that it gets any easier.  And it's a choice we make every time we open our hearts and homes to one of these fuzzy little monsters masters...  My former roomie (is now roomie w/ my daughter across the hall, so we are all neighbors now) had been his primary cuddler, and she has taken it really hard.  She kept his collar and tag and the paw imprint that they gave us.  Fozzie misses him.
 
2014-03-22 10:08:02 AM  

Salem Witch: lajimi: YAHOO!!! I'm getting out of here and going home within the hour!

FANFARKINGTASTIC!


How are you and sweet Suzy doing this week??
 
2014-03-22 10:11:14 AM  

reigning.cats.and.dogs: Not that it gets any easier.


I'm so sorry!
 
2014-03-22 10:11:54 AM  

laulaja: Need break final to offer condolences to reigning for late sr beagle who surely was good boy or girl, naught said as reigning said she was 'preoccupied'.
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credit gremlin1 it's hoped, 4-6-13.  Pl yelling at me to quit for night.


thank you, laulaja!

Walter is much missed, and credit to spinach gunk for making his halo visible for all to see!
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2014-03-22 10:15:32 AM  
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2014-03-22 10:21:35 AM  
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2014-03-22 10:26:24 AM  

AlienDandelion: [www.jokideo.com image 500x519]
cause I can even barely make toast!
/tooooooooast....


Not sure what it has to do with the Caturday post, but if you want a clear toaster, that has been invented already.  It costs ten times the price of a regular toaster, and does the same job...
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2014-03-22 10:28:42 AM  

lilyspad: reigning.cats.and.dogs: Not that it gets any easier.

I'm so sorry!


Thank you, lilyspad.  It's always so sad when it's time for them to say farewell...  no matter how long they've been with you.
 
2014-03-22 10:29:11 AM  
sherpa18:

Lots of hugs are being sent from over here.

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2014-03-22 10:29:21 AM  

AlienDandelion: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]
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2014-03-22 10:34:46 AM  
Wakey wakey at last, crept to ft of pg9 where I type. FangQ various for various.
I_fling_poo, hope those who own you will be OK. predle, sympathy to Lucy for her coming oral surgery.
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pic copied from Bettie Schultz's profile in Care2Causes.  Reminds me ,retain buncha linkies meant to share yesterday & didn't.
http://www.rantlifestyle.com/2014/01/29/25-naughtiest-cats-planet/?u tm _medium=referral&utm_source=Outbrain&utm_term=Title3
http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/dying-zookeeper-gets-a-ki ss -good-bye-from-a-giraffe-he-cared-for-gmp/    You All maya seen this, specif request from someone on Care2 who missed when this tale was in their yesterday-AM feed.  Seek of stuff there not always as easy as one might think --
http://www.care2.com/causes/daily-cute-bath-time-for-mr-peabody-the- ow l.html; 2:28
http://www.care2.com/causes/orphaned-foal-finds-comfort-in-giant-ted dy -bear-after-rescue.html; :51
Already furrgot who had comment re burrowing owls; yrs ago bunch of amateur radio ops, not incl me, were active in locating colony thereof.  Owls not electronically tagged which mighta made it easier; aim was to find to re-locate & protect.
onward & furr-ward, still got goodles & obbs to accomplish toady (sic)
 
2014-03-22 10:47:59 AM  

AlienDandelion: [thumbpress.com image 540x816]
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Sorry I blocked the words...
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2014-03-22 10:51:29 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

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/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-


I would totally follow your advice column. I would even ask for advice about pressing, real-world problems that I had totally made up because no one really has pressing, real-world problems they ask advice for from advice people.

"Dear Wise Advice Hand Raptor, at what age is it inappropriate to refer to a kid's dad as 'the Jizzler' in front of the kid before they figure out what that means? What if they think that's their dad's first name? Signed, 'Manners Matter' in California"
 
2014-03-22 10:52:07 AM  

lilyspad:

How are you and sweet Suzy doing this week??


I'm beat. Twenty years ago I could do 10 hour days for weeks standing on my head. Not so much anymore.

Other Oregonians will understand when I say that I am on the team to help Cover Oregon get people enrolled in health coverage. It's been in the news for weeks, it's a big debacle.

Suzy is doing well, we are thinking that we are going to up her dose to one drop twice a day. Her seizures have decreased, we are only seeing one or two a day. We might also try acupuncture. There is a vet here in town that does veterinary acupuncture for seizures. We don't want to give her drugs where the side effects are worse than the disease if we don't have to. She is still her sweet little dorkopotamus self :-D

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2014-03-22 10:53:17 AM  
Get to type at ft of pg11 to wish sherpa all the Better that'll manage.
& conga-catulate Precious who owns the durbnpoisns on her attractive mewbies.  Is good that homes are lined up for 2 of those 3; 3d ought not take much longer.  Also good to hear Fix to be scheduled once young are weaned.  Situation with Furrnandina the Queen Mum in 2007 very very similar.
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nother borrowment from Care2 profile, Liljana M's  Many cat fanciers/lovers over there ....
 
2014-03-22 10:56:28 AM  
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2014-03-22 10:59:17 AM  

Nineinchnosehair: hello. here is my pal Tyrone when she was just a bebeh. Looks are deceiving, she loves Mr. Nosehair and me but is generally an asshole to my daughter.

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2014-03-22 11:04:29 AM  

steerforth: "Food, schmood."

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lol! He knows you'll give him moar fuds. My cat actually throws fits - screaming and trashing the dining room - if there's a cat in the back yard and there's no food out there for his "guest". After I put some kibble out there, my Gogh Beastie will eat his kibbles at his feeding station on his side of the sliding glass door while his guest is on the other side eating their kibble. I swear, I go through so much food for my cat, and he gives most of it away. :-/

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2014-03-22 11:10:23 AM  

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

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I WANT A BABBY KITTEH!

Just to pet it, then you have to take it back. They are soooooo cute!

*smooch!* fur teh mewbies!
 
2014-03-22 11:10:44 AM  

steerforth: So a new kitty moves in next door, a little grey and white boy about eight months old called Merlin. He's a real character and into exploration, particularly on our side of the fence, and he has also fallen in love with my old boy Tommy.
He usually turns up in the afternoon or early evening and meows for Tom to come out to play...
He's an adventurous young lad and likes to jump through things, including my kitchen window. He's tried to come in a couple of times but has run away when he has seen me.
So the other day I'm sitting here at my desk and I hear in the background the sound of Tom lapping at his food in the kitchen. Then I hear the sound of him jumping out the window, which is unusual as he almost always goes and sits on the set-top box to have a wash and get all warm on his belly.
So I look out and Tom's not to be seen. All I can see is Merlin, who is sitting outside my window licking his chops.
Turns out it was Merlin who was eating the food. Tommy was fast asleep on my bed and didn't hear a thing.
So the next day, I get up for a drink of water and there's Merlin again, chomping away. Only this time, Tom is awake but is just sitting there looking at this cat eating his lunch.
Then today, I hear the same sound. I quietly get up and bust him, finishing off today's meal (tuna and snapper surprise!) I managed to snap him haring out the window.

The Bandit, caught during getaway.
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2014-03-22 11:17:13 AM  
Here is my monster, thinking he is Cat-Cobain. His name is Pixel.


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2014-03-22 11:17:27 AM  

hawaiijenno: [img.fark.net image 620x614]
I have a day off today so we can check out a doggie at a local no kill shelter.  If my husband doesn't get moving soon the above may be me in a few hours.


Sooooooo...what did you come home with?????  :D
 
2014-03-22 11:17:57 AM  

steerforth: He knows I'm onto him.

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2014-03-22 11:21:19 AM  
As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

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2014-03-22 11:26:35 AM  

steerforth: "Do you think I should be concerned about this?"

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Unfortunately, law enforcement must contend with a shimmering sea of corruption...
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2014-03-22 11:29:33 AM  
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2014-03-22 11:37:34 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 400x300] (is is Caturday already?)


That's exactly what I thought when I farted meself awake this morning  >|^(    *<
 
2014-03-22 11:39:08 AM  

durbnpoisn: As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

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Oh my gods. The cute is too much! Awwww! I haz a jealous. :-)

hawaiijenno: [img.fark.net image 620x614]
I have a day off today so we can check out a doggie at a local no kill shelter.  If my husband doesn't get moving soon the above may be me in a few hours.


25.media.tumblr.com

:-D
 
2014-03-22 11:43:40 AM  
OK! I iz all caught up! Sorta. I scanned a lot, I admit it. I gotta paint my nails in jet black and throw a matte top coat on it for the base of a nail design I'm doing today, so I'll be behind again later. I shall leave you guys with a few critters though, as if the cute here with durbnpoisn posting pics of the new grandkittehs wasn't enough.

Akshully - you can NEVER have enough cute!

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2014-03-22 11:46:18 AM  
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2014-03-22 11:47:50 AM  

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


Welcome, durbnpoisn!  Your mewbies look wonderful!  As for the horrific screaming sounds...
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2014-03-22 11:48:01 AM  
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2014-03-22 11:54:11 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
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You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.

Shiat, you're turning into me. LAY OFF THE BOOZE! you'll drink it all and then the rest of us will have none :'-(


Lay off the booze?  I don't even lay ON the booze!


/well there WUZ that one party I slept over at
//used an empty vodka bottle
///ran outta pillows
 
2014-03-22 11:54:24 AM  

OregonVet: So did it give the pussy crabs?


oh, that's awful!

/but I still giggled!
 
2014-03-22 12:03:09 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 411x640]
Sherpa....sorry things are crappy for you. Please let us know if we can help! Sending (((HUGS)))


Yeah, Sherpa, hang in there buddy.  Don't be shy about asking for help from any of us.  We will respond to the best of our ability (though some of us are more broke than others).

In the meantime, have a couple of lolbirds to lighten the mood and, with luck, the load.
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2014-03-22 12:04:26 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUJOwq_trsKYpVWUpGuXeyAg&v=brjwVz7 u E-0

Etrade Baby Quits over Singing Cat sidekick. hehe, cute.   Happy Caturday Everybody!!!!   meow!
 
2014-03-22 12:05:44 PM  
neongoats, Pixel's a handsome guy, not to mention all that orange fur! FangQ for checking in & fetching his pic.
Commercial Threadjack follows, primarily for us females but where this can be found offers chance to click to help Sonoran wildlife, especially ocelots.
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This bit of bling is $8 today only, marked down from $16.95 other times, at theanimalrescuesite.com  Suggest copy&paste.  The clickie to help Sonoran wildlife is at Greater Good site, all the way left among 8 buttons near top of page.  I generally make clickie laps of all sites at least once daily & often more.
Have embiggened this a tad, which often worx.  Also is lunchie time here, so bbl,.
 
2014-03-22 12:06:24 PM  
Burt says, it's Caturday. Play with me or else.


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-22 12:06:29 PM  

durbnpoisn: As per request for more pics of the new kittens...  My daughter just took this pic.

The cute is simply overflowing.

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


Dawwwww...Mommy hugz!  :D
 
2014-03-22 12:07:24 PM  
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2014-03-22 12:09:40 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x339] (don't care what they broke)


What if their cuteness broke your heart?


/it could happen
 
2014-03-22 12:10:55 PM  

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

[img.fark.net image 717x960]


Welcome to earth, baby kittens of Precious.
 
2014-03-22 12:12:14 PM  

AlienDandelion: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x452]
Alien, thanks for the update and funnies! To quote you...you are pure "awesome sauce"!!

ha!
I am more like "piss and vinegar" than awesome sauce :P


Fark it, I may never catch up on the thread, gonna just have to comment on what I have seen so far!

Piss and vinegar is good!  Thanks for the update on your court appearance--give him hell!  He will be sorry he messed with our Alien!


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This is baby Baxter's determined face!  He is a fierce climber!
 
2014-03-22 12:15:17 PM  

reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!

Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3

awww! really?!
I'm sorry. :(
*hugs*
yeah there's been too many losses lately. Way too many.
/1 is STILL too many

Yeah - poor old Walter (who only came to me last fall, so hadn't been here long) was suffering with Congestive Heart Failure, and his kidneys were also failing.  Sunday morning he woke up extremely disoriented, stumbling, walking into walls and his urine had gone from orange to colorless - mere minutes after drinking it he was peeing it out.  He was in such poor shape, and we didn't want him to suffer, so...  It's a choice we've all made.  Not that it gets any easier.  And it's a choice we make every time we open our hearts and homes to one of these fuzzy little monsters masters...  My former roomie (is now roomie w/ my daughter across the hall, so we are all neighbors now) had been his primary cuddler, and she has taken it really hard.  She kept his collar and tag and the paw imprint that they gave us.  Fozzie misses him.


Sorry to hear about Walter. At least you gave him a few months of warmth, food, and love.
 
2014-03-22 12:16:35 PM  

hawaiijenno: [img.fark.net image 620x614]
I have a day off today so we can check out a doggie at a local no kill shelter.  If my husband doesn't get moving soon the above may be me in a few hours.


So did you?  Didja?  And if you did can you talk your way out of it?  Pull the cute card?  It works sometimes!

img.fark.net

/brain is going in silly directions
//need coffee
///need coffee very bad!
 
2014-03-22 12:16:57 PM  

genebone697: AlienDandelion: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x452]
Alien, thanks for the update and funnies! To quote you...you are pure "awesome sauce"!!

ha!
I am more like "piss and vinegar" than awesome sauce :P

Fark it, I may never catch up on the thread, gonna just have to comment on what I have seen so far!

Piss and vinegar is good!  Thanks for the update on your court appearance--give him hell!  He will be sorry he messed with our Alien!


[img.fark.net image 850x637]
This is baby Baxter's determined face!  He is a fierce climber!


That's beyond a determined face. That's "I know I can make it and then make you pay for not just picking me up" on that little face.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-22 12:18:16 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x400]


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