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2014-03-22 01:51:22 AM

I_fling_poo: AlienDandelion: I_fling_poo: *whew* Just got caught up on the conversations. Too bad my memory won't let me remember what I was going to reply after every single -- SQUIRRELL!! Where was I?



yeah...heh.
Does Samson like to give what I call "the old man pursed lips" look too? especially when he's not happy about something
or annoyed or concerned?
Gremlin has THAT look down to an art.
As well as snoring loudly than any human I've ever known.
He is such a rumbler! heh heh
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2014-03-22 01:51:22 AM

AlienDandelion: predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 338x450]

DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKIN HARD IT IS TO FIND A GREEN BABY BLANKET?!!?!?
Took me well over a week combing every store in New Westminster, Burnaby, Slurry, and Vancouver to find just ONE.
And not even the dark color I wanted.
But I put the Zelda Triforce on it and left it wrapped up sitting at her front door.


No, I don't.  But I know it is fairly easy to find a pack of green RIT dye at Walmart.  Buy a white baby blanket (read the fine print make sure it can be dyed), and stuff the bad boy in a bucket or tub full of the RIT stuff.
 
2014-03-22 01:54:00 AM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...
YES.
That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.
YES.
I DID assemble it fully  before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.
YES.
I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.
YES.
The post office delivery guy could  barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.
Muahh ahhh ahhh!!!
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/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!

Hmmmmm.

As I recall, I ALSO sent you a cardboard 3D puzzle.


/oh deer
//it wasn't a moose

yeah and I still have it hahahahaha!!!
one of the best "WTF is this?!" gifts I ever got in the mail hahahahaha!!!

I'm gonna be sooo ooooold T minus 10 daysish!

If you haz it, show it off to the house.  Let them judge me by my proverted sense of hummer!

Oh, and as far as age?  I am STILL older than y'all.  You will always be a nice lil girl  -  to me.


/to meeee
//my lil queen beeeeee
///dum dum dududu dum


ME?!
Nice?!!??!
buwahhh ahahhhah hahahaha hahah!!!
you funny!
>;D
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2014-03-22 01:56:43 AM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 338x450]

DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKIN HARD IT IS TO FIND A GREEN BABY BLANKET?!!?!?
Took me well over a week combing every store in New Westminster, Burnaby, Slurry, and Vancouver to find just ONE.
And not even the dark color I wanted.
But I put the Zelda Triforce on it and left it wrapped up sitting at her front door.

No, I don't.  But I know it is fairly easy to find a pack of green RIT dye at Walmart.  Buy a white baby blanket (read the fine print make sure it can be dyed), and stuff the bad boy in a bucket or tub full of the RIT stuff.


I would have - if I had enough time. But I didn't and because honestly I didn't think of doing that until AFTER. *slaps forehead*
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2014-03-22 01:58:12 AM

ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!

Use Pyrex glass, partially silvered on the inside to reflect heat inward while remaining clear enough to see the toast! You could program that farker to cook pictures into the toast!
/Or you could use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range... just saying.


HAHA - let's have a toast... to the Fark Squirrel...  on a slice of toast!
 
2014-03-22 01:58:16 AM
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2014-03-22 02:07:31 AM

ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: //my lil queen beeeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VwcmO6Xb3Q
It's gotta be this one ;-)


Give that Arm a seegar!  That's it.
 
2014-03-22 02:10:38 AM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!

Use Pyrex glass, partially silvered on the inside to reflect heat inward while remaining clear enough to see the toast! You could program that farker to cook pictures into the toast!
/Or you could use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range... just saying.

HAHA - let's have a toast... to the Fark Squirrel...  on a slice of toast!


That would be pure awesome, it would get me fired at work but that might be worth the LOLs!
/and a cat to make up for all the words...
//see ya all later!
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2014-03-22 02:19:22 AM
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2014-03-22 02:21:03 AM

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UH OH!  Gettin' hungry.  When I get the munchies, I paw through the cabinets and get something unhealthy.  When I eat something unhealthy, I get sleepy.  When I get sleepy, I forget and leave the oven on.  WHen I forget and leave the oven on, I burn my Dad's homestead down.  And when I burn my Dad's homestead down, I stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks.  Don't stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks!  Order your satellite TV or delivered fast food toady!


/your parents will be glad you dude
 
2014-03-22 02:31:01 AM
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time for bed, really, I'm not kidding this time, honest!
/yaaawwnnn!
 
2014-03-22 02:37:55 AM
I find these....
unnerving....
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2014-03-22 02:39:21 AM

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UH OH!  Gettin' hungry.  When I get the munchies, I paw through the cabinets and get something unhealthy.  When I eat something unhealthy, I get sleepy.  When I get sleepy, I forget and leave the oven on.  WHen I forget and leave the oven on, I burn my Dad's homestead down.  And when I burn my Dad's homestead down, I stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks.  Don't stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks!  Order your satellite TV or delivered fast food toady!


/your parents will be glad you dude


hahahahaha!
...I guess...
not too sure how that would work if you were female?
/not so sure I want to know...
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2014-03-22 02:40:06 AM

ArmednHammered: [img.fark.net image 634x530]
time for bed, really, I'm not kidding this time, honest!
/yaaawwnnn!


Saweeet!
cool! I love it! thanks!
:3
 
2014-03-22 03:07:27 AM
ok...better post a couple moar cats before the time zones catch up :P
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2014-03-22 05:27:46 AM
Hey guise, sorry I've been AWOL, but a few days ago the RL train completely and totally jumped the farking tracks, and I just can't concentrate (or eat, or sleep or stop stressing) right now. Seriously, whatever could have possibly gone wrong in the last 96 hours, has.

I hope to be up to reading the thread and posting a couple of things later.
 
2014-03-22 07:13:43 AM
It's weird. I tend to get up earlier on the weekends than during the week. Probably because I know I can do this later in the afternoon.
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Except on the couch in the living room and not on a vanity table in the bathroom, of course.
 
2014-03-22 07:17:33 AM

sherpa18: Hey guise, sorry I've been AWOL, but a few days ago the RL train completely and totally jumped the farking tracks, and I just can't concentrate (or eat, or sleep or stop stressing) right now. Seriously, whatever could have possibly gone wrong in the last 96 hours, has.

I hope to be up to reading the thread and posting a couple of things later.


Please bring us up to speed when you can. Hope things improve rapidly.
 
2014-03-22 08:03:52 AM
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2014-03-22 08:19:24 AM
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2014-03-22 08:30:10 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Oh man, tired, need drunk munchies, one last shot of Northern Lights left.  Good episode of 'Vikings' tonights, looking forward to next week.

Anybuddy heard anything about Phelps?  Is it THE Fred Phelps that died?  I think it would be a cool gesture on us veteran's part if we all got together and presented the WBC with a ceremony of full, military honors.  To show that, in spite of personal religion an politics, the ability to show honor and respect to a fallen foe trumps any personal righteousness on the individual's part.  Or maybe that's the Canadian in the whiskey talking?

In any event, gotta go.  8PM to 12 midnight with 100 posts.  25 posts per hour.  If we can maintain this steady rate through the whole of Caturday, we could achieve 2000 POSTS.  Imagine that?


/oh well, can always dream
//gonna dream real sooooon
///zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes, it is THE Phelps of "The Most Hated Family in America" and "God Hates Sweden" and all that other crud. No, that's not the Canadian in the whiskey talking for ya, btw, that's the Heathen in ya talking. When I heard he died, the first thing I thought wasn't "gotta honor ol' Fred" because I despised the man. What I did think was "his passing must be noted to acknowledge him as a powerful adversary to common human decency and the building of relationships among men to promote human unity regardless of differences among groups" then wondered if his grave would be dance/piss accessible. I knocked the dancing/pissing on the grave out of my head IMMEDIATELY because that would be incredibly dishonorable conduct on my part. Why lower myself to his level? I will not. So I raised a mug of coffee and a Vicodin to his memory and whispered a "good game, ya crafty old bastard. say hi to Papa Loki for me" because honestly, who else do you think could inspire someone to gain fame and money won from lawsuits by trolling the entire world IRL all while using various amendments as weapons and not paying tax ...


I have this pic in my cubicle at work. Makes me laugh every day.....hee hee hee...
 
2014-03-22 08:31:14 AM

gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
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OH HELL NO!
 
2014-03-22 09:06:47 AM
Good Meowning! I hope you slept well. Eli let me sleep until 7:30. Not that I got out of bed then. :)
 
2014-03-22 09:16:51 AM
hello. here is my pal Tyrone when she was just a bebeh. Looks are deceiving, she loves Mr. Nosehair and me but is generally an asshole to my daughter.

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2014-03-22 09:21:52 AM
So the pussy was massaged with macaque?
 
2014-03-22 09:22:07 AM
So a new kitty moves in next door, a little grey and white boy about eight months old called Merlin. He's a real character and into exploration, particularly on our side of the fence, and he has also fallen in love with my old boy Tommy.
He usually turns up in the afternoon or early evening and meows for Tom to come out to play...
He's an adventurous young lad and likes to jump through things, including my kitchen window. He's tried to come in a couple of times but has run away when he has seen me.
So the other day I'm sitting here at my desk and I hear in the background the sound of Tom lapping at his food in the kitchen. Then I hear the sound of him jumping out the window, which is unusual as he almost always goes and sits on the set-top box to have a wash and get all warm on his belly.
So I look out and Tom's not to be seen. All I can see is Merlin, who is sitting outside my window licking his chops.
Turns out it was Merlin who was eating the food. Tommy was fast asleep on my bed and didn't hear a thing.
So the next day, I get up for a drink of water and there's Merlin again, chomping away. Only this time, Tom is awake but is just sitting there looking at this cat eating his lunch.
Then today, I hear the same sound. I quietly get up and bust him, finishing off today's meal (tuna and snapper surprise!) I managed to snap him haring out the window.

The Bandit, caught during getaway.
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2014-03-22 09:23:32 AM
He knows I'm onto him.

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2014-03-22 09:24:22 AM
Tom says, "So you're saying someone ate my food?"

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2014-03-22 09:25:06 AM
"Do you think I should be concerned about this?"

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2014-03-22 09:25:59 AM
"Meh."


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2014-03-22 09:26:50 AM
"Food, schmood."

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2014-03-22 09:30:29 AM

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Lily does this...all the time!!!  :D
 
2014-03-22 09:32:46 AM
At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

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2014-03-22 09:36:24 AM
Tryin' to catch up wit you guise!

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So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D


I am happy for you, but I am sad for the crappy-ass neighbors. It sounds like there are some serious issues in that family and they have minimal coping skills.

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//EVERYONE needs a butt kitty
 
2014-03-22 09:38:10 AM

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

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Welcome! What cookies did you bring? Teh kittehs are adorbs! Precious certaintly is. We would be happy to see more pics. :)
 
2014-03-22 09:46:00 AM

durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

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Yay!  Bebbehs!!!!  After they are weaned, she's getting fixed, right?  :D
 
2014-03-22 09:49:05 AM
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2014-03-22 09:49:12 AM

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Now I gotta pound chicken breasts out or buy fast food because I'm having a minor flare up causing some pain in my arm and hand, but chicken cordon bleu sounds good and I haven't made that in a long time. Like, at least 10 years. Well, not at home, anyway.

Um, whut??  What do you mean YOU have to do it??  He's got the recipe right there in front of him!  Let HIM do it!!  Stop enabling him to be reliant on you to feed him!  Silly woman.... :D


It took me forever to teach him how to make his own box of macaroni and cheese. Chicken Cordon Bleu is out of the question. He will starve to death some day, probably while living in a van by the river, because he won't be able to afford fast food anymore.

My chicken cordon bleu tasted wonderful, looked like a blind spastic crab eating macaque made it. I've had that problem for a while now, and I'm not sure why. Ticks me off, totally.

I need a breakfast - been up since 1 am - and I don't know what to have. Hrrmph! *grumble* *snarl*

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2014-03-22 09:50:09 AM
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2014-03-22 09:50:18 AM
akimbotoo:

Thank you!
 
2014-03-22 09:51:48 AM
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2014-03-22 09:52:17 AM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
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You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.


Shiat, you're turning into me. LAY OFF THE BOOZE! you'll drink it all and then the rest of us will have none :'-(
 
2014-03-22 09:53:06 AM
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2014-03-22 09:54:32 AM
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Sherpa....sorry things are crappy for you. Please let us know if we can help! Sending (((HUGS)))
 
2014-03-22 09:59:10 AM

lilyspad: durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!

Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor.  One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by.  But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!!

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Yay!  Bebbehs!!!!  After they are weaned, she's getting fixed, right?  :D


After this. Yes. We decided to let her get pregnant this once so our kids could see and experience it. They are thrilled! But there will be a from xing after this.

And... We already have homes for 2 of the 3!
 
2014-03-22 10:00:19 AM
From xing = fixing. Silly auto correct.
 
2014-03-22 10:00:54 AM
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2014-03-22 10:02:37 AM

durbnpoisn: And... We already have homes for 2 of the 3!


Good news...and keep posting pics! We lurvs the bebbehs! :D
 
2014-03-22 10:03:34 AM
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2014-03-22 10:04:32 AM
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