I_fling_poo: AlienDandelion: I_fling_poo: *whew* Just got caught up on the conversations. Too bad my memory won't let me remember what I was going to reply after every single -- SQUIRRELL!! Where was I?
AlienDandelion: predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 338x450]DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKIN HARD IT IS TO FIND A GREEN BABY BLANKET?!!?!?Took me well over a week combing every store in New Westminster, Burnaby, Slurry, and Vancouver to find just ONE.And not even the dark color I wanted.But I put the Zelda Triforce on it and left it wrapped up sitting at her front door.
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...YES.That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.YES.I DID assemble it fully before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.YES.I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.YES.The post office delivery guy could barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.Muahh ahhh ahhh!!![scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 478x640]/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!Hmmmmm.As I recall, I ALSO sent you a cardboard 3D puzzle./oh deer//it wasn't a mooseyeah and I still have it hahahahaha!!!one of the best "WTF is this?!" gifts I ever got in the mail hahahahaha!!!I'm gonna be sooo ooooold T minus 10 daysish!If you haz it, show it off to the house. Let them judge me by my proverted sense of hummer!Oh, and as far as age? I am STILL older than y'all. You will always be a nice lil girl - to me./to meeee//my lil queen beeeeee///dum dum dududu dum
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 338x450]DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKIN HARD IT IS TO FIND A GREEN BABY BLANKET?!!?!?Took me well over a week combing every store in New Westminster, Burnaby, Slurry, and Vancouver to find just ONE.And not even the dark color I wanted.But I put the Zelda Triforce on it and left it wrapped up sitting at her front door.No, I don't. But I know it is fairly easy to find a pack of green RIT dye at Walmart. Buy a white baby blanket (read the fine print make sure it can be dyed), and stuff the bad boy in a bucket or tub full of the RIT stuff.
ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!Use Pyrex glass, partially silvered on the inside to reflect heat inward while remaining clear enough to see the toast! You could program that farker to cook pictures into the toast!/Or you could use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range... just saying.
ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: //my lil queen beeeeeehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VwcmO6Xb3QIt's gotta be this one ;-)
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ArmednHammered: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!Use Pyrex glass, partially silvered on the inside to reflect heat inward while remaining clear enough to see the toast! You could program that farker to cook pictures into the toast!/Or you could use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range... just saying.HAHA - let's have a toast... to the Fark Squirrel... on a slice of toast!
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Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423][i.chzbgr.com image 500x332][ct.weirdnutdaily.com image 589x343]UH OH! Gettin' hungry. When I get the munchies, I paw through the cabinets and get something unhealthy. When I eat something unhealthy, I get sleepy. When I get sleepy, I forget and leave the oven on. WHen I forget and leave the oven on, I burn my Dad's homestead down. And when I burn my Dad's homestead down, I stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks. Don't stink up the valley with burnt timber and fapped up socks! Order your satellite TV or delivered fast food toady!/your parents will be glad you dude
ArmednHammered: [img.fark.net image 634x530]time for bed, really, I'm not kidding this time, honest!/yaaawwnnn!
sherpa18: Hey guise, sorry I've been AWOL, but a few days ago the RL train completely and totally jumped the farking tracks, and I just can't concentrate (or eat, or sleep or stop stressing) right now. Seriously, whatever could have possibly gone wrong in the last 96 hours, has.I hope to be up to reading the thread and posting a couple of things later.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Oh man, tired, need drunk munchies, one last shot of Northern Lights left. Good episode of 'Vikings' tonights, looking forward to next week.Anybuddy heard anything about Phelps? Is it THE Fred Phelps that died? I think it would be a cool gesture on us veteran's part if we all got together and presented the WBC with a ceremony of full, military honors. To show that, in spite of personal religion an politics, the ability to show honor and respect to a fallen foe trumps any personal righteousness on the individual's part. Or maybe that's the Canadian in the whiskey talking?In any event, gotta go. 8PM to 12 midnight with 100 posts. 25 posts per hour. If we can maintain this steady rate through the whole of Caturday, we could achieve 2000 POSTS. Imagine that?/oh well, can always dream//gonna dream real sooooon///zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzYes, it is THE Phelps of "The Most Hated Family in America" and "God Hates Sweden" and all that other crud. No, that's not the Canadian in the whiskey talking for ya, btw, that's the Heathen in ya talking. When I heard he died, the first thing I thought wasn't "gotta honor ol' Fred" because I despised the man. What I did think was "his passing must be noted to acknowledge him as a powerful adversary to common human decency and the building of relationships among men to promote human unity regardless of differences among groups" then wondered if his grave would be dance/piss accessible. I knocked the dancing/pissing on the grave out of my head IMMEDIATELY because that would be incredibly dishonorable conduct on my part. Why lower myself to his level? I will not. So I raised a mug of coffee and a Vicodin to his memory and whispered a "good game, ya crafty old bastard. say hi to Papa Loki for me" because honestly, who else do you think could inspire someone to gain fame and money won from lawsuits by trolling the entire world IRL all while using various amendments as weapons and not paying tax ...
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lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x431]So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D
durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor. One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by. But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!![img.fark.net image 717x960]
lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Now I gotta pound chicken breasts out or buy fast food because I'm having a minor flare up causing some pain in my arm and hand, but chicken cordon bleu sounds good and I haven't made that in a long time. Like, at least 10 years. Well, not at home, anyway.Um, whut?? What do you mean YOU have to do it?? He's got the recipe right there in front of him! Let HIM do it!! Stop enabling him to be reliant on you to feed him! Silly woman.... :D
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...and I mean BIG.But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.[scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?/'cause that would be SO. COOL.
lilyspad: durbnpoisn: At long last, I have something to contribute for Caturday!!!Friday morning at like 2:30AM, our cat went into labor. One of the most horrific screaming sounds I've ever been woken up by. But after all, the birthing itself went very easily, and mommy Precious (for that is her name), and her 3 babies are doing just fine!![img.fark.net image 717x960]Yay! Bebbehs!!!! After they are weaned, she's getting fixed, right? :D
durbnpoisn: And... We already have homes for 2 of the 3!
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