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2014-03-21 10:42:37 PM  

The Ice Queen: yobbery: The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]

Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]

His name is Titan, was found by one of the directors along the side of the road. Was really matted so that's why he's clipped. He loves crawling up on your neck and laying there like a stole or something. Actually fell asleep on one of the volunteers that way :)


Biscuit and his brother were also brought in by the shelter director. She found them out roaming the rainy streets.
I never saw his brother but they said he had a chocolate coat and the same kitten face.
www.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 10:47:19 PM  
Furrgot to conga-catulate lajimi on getting oot of the care place & Going Home, where he & the Princess ought well be by now, comfily ensconced.
Type at ft of LuckyPg7, turns out well --
Speaking of comfily ensconced, that's my next move, now our Owners are all fed their late eve noms & otherwise tended to.
                                  ....                                   i.imgur.com
This may do for  Hyvaa Illta  despite no caption. These 2 look easily nap- or snooze-ready; early save with no credit recorded.  Do B'lieve I'll view pg8, where this'll land, before turning into Usual Lump. Cya in  daylight.
 
2014-03-21 10:50:44 PM  

yobbery: The Ice Queen: yobbery: The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]

Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]

His name is Titan, was found by one of the directors along the side of the road. Was really matted so that's why he's clipped. He loves crawling up on your neck and laying there like a stole or something. Actually fell asleep on one of the volunteers that way :)

Biscuit and his brother were also brought in by the shelter director. She found them out roaming the rainy streets.
I never saw his brother but they said he had a chocolate coat and the same kitten face.
[www.smugmug.com image 643x482]


Awwwww Babby Biscuit face :)
 
2014-03-21 10:52:32 PM  

AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D


'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D
 
2014-03-21 11:01:11 PM  

AlienDandelion: Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...
YES.
That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.
YES.
I DID assemble it fully  before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.
YES.
I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.
YES.
The post office delivery guy could  barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.
Muahh ahhh ahhh!!!
[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 478x640]
/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!


Hmmmmm.

As I recall, I ALSO sent you a cardboard 3D puzzle.


/oh deer
//it wasn't a moose
 
2014-03-21 11:01:56 PM  
Goodnight guys. Sleep well!
www.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 11:09:13 PM  
Need break final to offer condolences to reigning for late sr beagle who surely was good boy or girl, naught said as reigning said she was 'preoccupied'.
                                                                i.imgur.com
credit gremlin1 it's hoped, 4-6-13.  Pl yelling at me to quit for night.
 
2014-03-21 11:13:09 PM  
reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 11:24:07 PM  

lajimi: YAHOO!!! I'm getting out of here and going home within the hour!

[i236.photobucket.com image 800x600]


Good for you, man.  Keep on keeping on and getting better!
 
2014-03-21 11:33:35 PM  

AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
[scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]


You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.
 
2014-03-21 11:59:06 PM  

AlienDandelion: I think this goes for ANY kind of pet:
[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 403x398] (dog healing)


Hooray!  Dog people represent!


/born in Year of teh Dog
//WOOF
///slobbery LICK
 
2014-03-22 12:00:33 AM  

yobbery: All aboard the zombie plane!
[www.smugmug.com image 560x450]


I'm all on board!!!
hahahaha!!!
newspaper.neisd.net
 
2014-03-22 12:07:03 AM  

yobbery: The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]

Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]


the lights are on...
but noooobody's home... :P
www.coolest-gadgets.com
 
2014-03-22 12:10:24 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: spman:


I ...


heh..
I will agree with you there.
No one should have to experience so much and become so "hardened" at any age.
But I am what I have become.
And if I have anything that can be useful to others - then I'm all for it.
memecrunch.com
 
2014-03-22 12:13:29 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: what the what?!
[global3.memecdn.com image 669x514]


Now censored for your children's protection  :-{)
[img.fark.net image 669x514]


well that's no fun now is it?
/does it  count if I don't have any kids? and that I can't have kids?
//then gives me teh goods!!!
>;D
 
2014-03-22 12:14:28 AM  
*whew* Just got caught up on the conversations. Too bad my memory won't let me remember what I was going to reply after every single -- SQUIRRELL!! Where was I?

Sending:
Lots of love to everyone who needs it.
A pat on the back to Alien for making the matron fornicator (MF'er) crap his pants. Good girl!

Goings on in the House of I_F_P:

Sadie had to go to the V-E-T today. Why? She started pooping blood. Again. This time it wasn't her anal glands. Apparently she has a bacterial infection and is now on Metronidazole liquid.
The doctor said it would taste bitter, even with the "chicken flavoring" and that she would drool. He was right. She gagged, drooled like she was going to barf, told me to go to hell, and hid. I chased her down, plopped her on to the kitchen counter, and fed her treats until the shiat taste in her mouth went away.
I get to do this for a few more nights until the medicine is gone.
Hell, if I could do this with Lola, I can do this with Sadie.

Lola had a UTI and had to have meds. My old couch had a stain on the arm where she spit out a good sized dose. Mind you, she was still on her back and the syringe had not left her mouth and BOOM she let it fly. I was impressed, but she got another dose. Thanks to that episode, I know what "You godless whore!" sounds like in feline.
Lola was the one who peed on my lap on the ride home from the vet's office. Sadie wasn't allowed out of the carrier for that reason.
 
2014-03-22 12:14:49 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x416] (dog staring at distrACTION)


MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!
 
2014-03-22 12:15:31 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D


OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-
 
2014-03-22 12:16:51 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...
YES.
That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.
YES.
I DID assemble it fully  before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.
YES.
I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.
YES.
The post office delivery guy could  barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.
Muahh ahhh ahhh!!!
[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 478x640]
/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!

Hmmmmm.

As I recall, I ALSO sent you a cardboard 3D puzzle.


/oh deer
//it wasn't a moose


yeah and I still have it hahahahaha!!!
one of the best "WTF is this?!" gifts I ever got in the mail hahahahaha!!!

I'm gonna be sooo ooooold T minus 10 daysish!
 
2014-03-22 12:18:27 AM  

predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:19:33 AM  

predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:20:12 AM  

predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:20:53 AM  

predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:21:14 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
[scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.


No.
Gremlin was meant to be a BIG boy.
When I went to meet him before he came home - the lady said "Oh! his size? Well...let me get my husband to bring his father upstairs so you can see for yourself"
...
and then I heard huffing and puffing...
...
and this GIANT FUR COVERED RUG appeared.
Gremlin's dad is all pure muscle and hair -  All.just.over.30 lbs. of. him.
So yeah...
Gremlin's going to be the size of his father as his mother was just under 30 freakin pounds.
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-22 12:21:40 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 12:22:45 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
Most likely to kill me in my sleep tonight.
 
2014-03-22 12:23:49 AM  

predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 600x450]


Hi!! How are your pretty girls?
 
2014-03-22 12:23:54 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-


Curse my blind eye! I don't see what he's talking about or I'd do it in a heartbeat ;-(
I'll just leave this here instead. Yes Mr. Rabbit, I know how you feel!

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 12:24:35 AM  

For all of you who have been suffering this winter with endless snow


predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:24:51 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]
Hey...all you people out there looking for jobs! Imgur is advertising for software engineers!!!! Get on it!! :D


THANX.  Need all the networking and tips I can get.  Thank you.
 
2014-03-22 12:25:12 AM  

I_fling_poo: *whew* Just got caught up on the conversations. Too bad my memory won't let me remember what I was going to reply after every single -- SQUIRRELL!! Where was I?

Sending:
Lots of love to everyone who needs it.
A pat on the back to Alien for making the matron fornicator (MF'er) crap his pants. Good girl!

Goings on in the House of I_F_P:

Sadie had to go to the V-E-T today. Why? She started pooping blood. Again. This time it wasn't her anal glands. Apparently she has a bacterial infection and is now on Metronidazole liquid.
The doctor said it would taste bitter, even with the "chicken flavoring" and that she would drool. He was right. She gagged, drooled like she was going to barf, told me to go to hell, and hid. I chased her down, plopped her on to the kitchen counter, and fed her treats until the shiat taste in her mouth went away.
I get to do this for a few more nights until the medicine is gone.
Hell, if I could do this with Lola, I can do this with Sadie.

Lola had a UTI and had to have meds. My old couch had a stain on the arm where she spit out a good sized dose. Mind you, she was still on her back and the syringe had not left her mouth and BOOM she let it fly. I was impressed, but she got another dose. Thanks to that episode, I know what "You godless whore!" sounds like in feline.
Lola was the one who peed on my lap on the ride home from the vet's office. Sadie wasn't allowed out of the carrier for that reason.


OH pooor Sadie.
Vet is right - metronidazole tastes like absolute horrid shiat NO MATTER WHAT you do. You just can't mask the flavor. I know. I know.
*gag* doesn't even begin to cover that.
I remember I made a deal with Ben Hurr because we were trying everything to help him out.
If he let me get his meds down his throat or in his eyes or wherever else it needed to go without too much fuss - I would give him his favoritest treats.
It worked for the most part. But Gremlin figured he needed to have whatever meds Ben Hurr was on....that was harder to do - kept Gremlin away.
 
2014-03-22 12:29:16 AM  

predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 338x450]


speaking of Juno's blanket...
I did the same thing for someone I used to work with up here who's expecting her first child (she doesn't know the sex).
I remember her during one of our many conversations casually mentioning how she is an avid Zelda fan.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKIN HARD IT IS TO FIND A GREEN BABY BLANKET?!!?!?
Took me well over a week combing every store in New Westminster, Burnaby, Slurry, and Vancouver to find just ONE.
And not even the dark color I wanted.
But I put the Zelda Triforce on it and left it wrapped up sitting at her front door.

She is like Juno - she LOVES it!
I'm still getting random messages from her about it :D

/YAY Juno!!!!
 
2014-03-22 12:30:04 AM  

akimbotoo: predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 600x450]

Hi!! How are your pretty girls?


Lucy has to have oral surgery this week, but the other two are good. Morticia and Juno would be better if they would stop attacking each other though.


predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:32:10 AM  

ArmednHammered: AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

'shoop the faucet handle closer to the hand, and you haz a prefab Raptor.  GIF it and you can make it say stuff.  Put it on Youtube and you would have a weekly advice column  :-{D

OMG IF SOMEONE CAN DO THIS FOR ME!!!
I have need of such a thing!
Uncle - HOW did you know I've been  looking for something like that?!?!
/yes. I have a great need for this...this...I have a use for!
-O-

Curse my blind eye! I don't see what he's talking about or I'd do it in a heartbeat ;-(
I'll just leave this here instead. Yes Mr. Rabbit, I know how you feel!

[img.fark.net image 300x150]


he's either talking about the one  lysdexic did for me:
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net
or the one (same pic) that  Yobberydid of it
hahhahaha man I so wish!
/would make the best inside joke for someone close to me...oh man...it would be perfect!
 
2014-03-22 12:32:41 AM  

OlderGuy: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: [www.jokideo.com image 500x519]
cause I can even barely make toast!
/tooooooooast....

Clear toaster?

THAT IS FARKING BRILLIANT!  FARKING! BRILLIANT!


/off to look up polycarbonate thermal specs!!

Thermal glass?


Or transparent material that will withstand toaster temps.  Whatever gets the job done within engineered operational and safety limits.

Or I could just use an array of thermally-hardened photodiodes to scan the surface of the toast and, when the surface was too dark to be read at a preset limit, pop the toast out of the toaster at the correct time.
 
2014-03-22 12:33:57 AM  

Good night all, it was good to see you, especially Alien - keep fighting girl!


predle576.smugmug.com

 
2014-03-22 12:39:56 AM  

OlderGuy: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: [www.jokideo.com image 500x519]
cause I can even barely make toast!
/tooooooooast....

Clear toaster?

THAT IS FARKING BRILLIANT!  FARKING! BRILLIANT!


/off to look up polycarbonate thermal specs!!

Thermal glass?


OMG OMG OMG OMG I GOTS IT!!!!

Even better than before...

...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!

Photodiodes scan the surface of the slice of toast (as in previous drunken rant) but the thermal elements in the toaster that do the toasting are actually multiple small elements that are enabled or disabled according to what part of teh toast needs more or less toasting.  The photodiodes, phased array heating elements, and a thermocouple temp sensor are all tied in to an industry standard, appliance-based microprocessor.

HAHA!  I AM TEH JEENYUS!


/can you tell het that I finished my previous bottle and have opened my second bottle?
 
2014-03-22 12:42:05 AM  

AlienDandelion: /would make the best inside joke for someone close to me...oh man...it would be perfect!


The faucet handle looks like an eye, but I just can't visualize the rest for some reason (Bourbon most likely).
/dammit so much, I'll look again tomorrow.
 
2014-03-22 12:43:54 AM  

yobbery: All aboard the zombie plane!
[www.smugmug.com image 560x450] (let her sit)


Om nom nom nom!
 
2014-03-22 12:44:53 AM  

AlienDandelion: I_fling_poo: *whew* Just got caught up on the conversations. Too bad my memory won't let me remember what I was going to reply after every single -- SQUIRRELL!! Where was I?

Sending:
Lots of love to everyone who needs it.
A pat on the back to Alien for making the matron fornicator (MF'er) crap his pants. Good girl!

Goings on in the House of I_F_P:

Sadie had to go to the V-E-T today. Why? She started pooping blood. Again. This time it wasn't her anal glands. Apparently she has a bacterial infection and is now on Metronidazole liquid.
The doctor said it would taste bitter, even with the "chicken flavoring" and that she would drool. He was right. She gagged, drooled like she was going to barf, told me to go to hell, and hid. I chased her down, plopped her on to the kitchen counter, and fed her treats until the shiat taste in her mouth went away.
I get to do this for a few more nights until the medicine is gone.
Hell, if I could do this with Lola, I can do this with Sadie.

Lola had a UTI and had to have meds. My old couch had a stain on the arm where she spit out a good sized dose. Mind you, she was still on her back and the syringe had not left her mouth and BOOM she let it fly. I was impressed, but she got another dose. Thanks to that episode, I know what "You godless whore!" sounds like in feline.
Lola was the one who peed on my lap on the ride home from the vet's office. Sadie wasn't allowed out of the carrier for that reason.

OH pooor Sadie.
Vet is right - metronidazole tastes like absolute horrid shiat NO MATTER WHAT you do. You just can't mask the flavor. I know. I know.
*gag* doesn't even begin to cover that.
I remember I made a deal with Ben Hurr because we were trying everything to help him out.
If he let me get his meds down his throat or in his eyes or wherever else it needed to go without too much fuss - I would give him his favoritest treats.
It worked for the most part. But Gremlin figured he needed to have whatever meds Ben Hurr was on....that was harder to do - kept Gremlin away.


I'll bet Gremlin learned very quickly that it wasn't something he wanted, after all. Dear Ceiling cat, he's grown! Yes, he *does* know he's handsome -- I'd know that look anywhere. Samson has it down to an art.

So far, Sadie has been hanging around me so I guess I'm being forgiven for the time being. And she's eating her treats, something she stopped doing for a while. Perhaps she'll gain some weight after she's done with the medication. She's too darn skinny.
Bought some flora for the cats' bellies. Should be coming in through the mail soon. I feel like Oprah: "You get a healthy belly! YOU get a healthy belly! We're ALL getting healthy bellies!!"

Time for sleep. Yeah, it's Friday night...this is how I party. 😴
 
2014-03-22 12:47:36 AM  

predle: akimbotoo: predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 600x450]

Hi!! How are your pretty girls?

Lucy has to have oral surgery this week, but the other two are good. Morticia and Juno would be better if they would stop attacking each other though.


[predle576.smugmug.com image 338x450]



Awww, poor Lucy! I am sure she will feel much better after it is over. Please give them all a scritch for me!
 
2014-03-22 12:50:57 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: ...ACTIVELY SCANNED PHASED ARRAY SMART TOASTER!!!!!


Use Pyrex glass, partially silvered on the inside to reflect heat inward while remaining clear enough to see the toast! You could program that farker to cook pictures into the toast!
/Or you could use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range... just saying.
 
2014-03-22 12:51:57 AM  

laulaja: Furrgot to conga-catulate lajimi on getting oot of the care place & Going Home, where he & the Princess ought well be by now, comfily ensconced.
Type at ft of LuckyPg7, turns out well --
Speaking of comfily ensconced, that's my next move, now our Owners are all fed their late eve noms & otherwise tended to.
                                  ....                                   [i.imgur.com image 286x286]
This may do for  Hyvaa Illta  despite no caption. These 2 look easily nap- or snooze-ready; early save with no credit recorded.  Do B'lieve I'll view pg8, where this'll land, before turning into Usual Lump. Cya in  daylight.


FINALLY almost caught up...

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 12:58:54 AM  

laulaja: Need break final to offer condolences to reigning for late sr beagle who surely was good boy or girl, naught said as reigning said she was 'preoccupied'.
                                                                [i.imgur.com image 352x511]
credit gremlin1 it's hoped, 4-6-13.  Pl yelling at me to quit for night.


Just to let you guys know:

A few years ago, a very important Golden Retriever named Friday passed away at my folk's place.  Her grave is just above the lower driveway of my Dad's property.  I was meaning to visit and say my say to her, but never got round tuit yet.

Now, I am glad I procrapinated.  It gave me the chance to read this poem.  I right-clicked and saved it.  I will recite this over Friday's grave.

Almost done, the whiskey is really kicking in and they have some cool tunes on XM channels right now.  "How do you say - - DEELITE?"


/groove is in the hertz!
 
2014-03-22 01:07:38 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: spman:


And if I have anything that can be useful to others - then I'm all for it.
[memecrunch.com image 500x500] (dropped my nuts)


I dropped my nuts once.

Fortunately, the lady they landed on picked 'em back up and gave 'em back to me..  ;-{D


/a short time later, my nuts seemed so....   fatigued
//almost like 'nuttin' was there
 
2014-03-22 01:11:06 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: what the what?!
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Now censored for your children's protection  :-{)
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well that's no fun now is it?
/does it  count if I don't have any kids? and that I can't have kids?
//then gives me teh goods!!!
>;D


Don't think it wood matter.  If the size of the dot matches the length of the junk, you ain't gonna make much from THAT scrap drive   ;-{)


/heh-heh-heh
 
2014-03-22 01:36:11 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Too show just to what lengths I will go to in order to get a laugh out of friends...
YES.
That is a cardboard 3D moose head trophy.
YES.
I DID assemble it fully  before I sent it to my friends Pharmacy up in Edmonton.
YES.
I also threw in some grass and dried carrots so fred wouldn't get hungry on the trip.
YES.
The post office delivery guy could  barely fit the huge box through the doors to the pharmacy.
Muahh ahhh ahhh!!!
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/I love having friends who enjoy getting me back just as good hahhahha!

Hmmmmm.

As I recall, I ALSO sent you a cardboard 3D puzzle.


/oh deer
//it wasn't a moose

yeah and I still have it hahahahaha!!!
one of the best "WTF is this?!" gifts I ever got in the mail hahahahaha!!!

I'm gonna be sooo ooooold T minus 10 daysish!


If you haz it, show it off to the house.  Let them judge me by my proverted sense of hummer!

Oh, and as far as age?  I am STILL older than y'all.  You will always be a nice lil girl  -  to me.


/to meeee
//my lil queen beeeeee
///dum dum dududu dum
 
2014-03-22 01:40:30 AM  

predle: [predle576.smugmug.com image 600x450]


HAHA!  That date must have an ENORMOUS POLYWOG!


/snicker
 
2014-03-22 01:44:16 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
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You don't suppose the chemo mutated his DNA somehow, turning him into a powerful, atomically mutated, Monty Pythonesque, giant car-crushing cat do you?


/'cause that would be  SO. COOL.

No.
Gremlin was meant to be a BIG boy.
When I went to meet him before he came home - the lady said "Oh! his size? Well...let me get my husband to bring his father upstairs so you can see for yourself"
...
and then I heard huffing and puffing...
...
and this GIANT FUR COVERED RUG appeared.
Gremlin's dad is all pure muscle and hair -  All.just.over.30 lbs. of. him.
So yeah...
Gremlin's going to be the size of his father as his mother was just under 30 freakin pounds.
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30 lbs?  HOLY CRAP that is a big cat!

Bet fun to play with, though  :-{)
 
2014-03-22 01:45:37 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: //my lil queen beeeeee


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VwcmO6Xb3Q
It's gotta be this one ;-)
 
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