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2014-03-21 09:02:19 PM  

AlienDandelion: Another picture to show just how BIG he now is...
and I mean BIG.
But I will always love him, even if I'm old news to him now.
[scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]


What a beautiful boy!
 
2014-03-21 09:04:14 PM  
AlienDandelion: [fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 850x1133]
/picture of Gremlin outside at his castle. Think this was taken last year sometime...
//I miss him so much but I know I had no choice. And he is becoming the majesty he was meant to be...or the biggest pain in her ass she's ever seen! >;D


Do you ever get a chance to visit him?
 
2014-03-21 09:08:51 PM  

AlienDandelion: And I can't find the picture of Ben Hurr playing in  Spinach Gunk's long, long hair.
He loved him some long hair.
First time I ever saw Gremlin jealous. Ever.

But I did come across this she made:
[img.fark.net image 850x850]


Wow...that brings back memories.....haven't seen that for a long time!  Thanks!!
 
2014-03-21 09:11:06 PM  
Link awww...kitteh helps you wake up..
 
2014-03-21 09:12:02 PM  

John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

That's YOUR hand? Quite the slash. Good on yer for givin' the creepy little fu*k hell in court!


yup.
It sure is.
And its not being very cooperative anymore in wanting to heal and rehab.
At first it was and now it's not so not sure why that is.
Oh for sure it still hurts like a biatch, and I am not allowed to use it to lift or hold anything more than 5lbs.
Even typing (which is the easiest part of rehabbing it) I'm having trouble since the  thumb was almost cut off.

Other injuries are usually brought on by my own clumsiness, or from my surgeries.
ok so I have ONE scar on my *looks* HEY! same side! left shoulder from childhood when my younger sister stabbed me there with a knife.

/my life...so....WTF
 
2014-03-21 09:14:06 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Now I gotta pound chicken breasts out or buy fast food because I'm having a minor flare up causing some pain in my arm and hand, but chicken cordon bleu sounds good and I haven't made that in a long time. Like, at least 10 years. Well, not at home, anyway.


Um, whut??  What do you mean YOU have to do it??  He's got the recipe right there in front of him!  Let HIM do it!!  Stop enabling him to be reliant on you to feed him!  Silly woman.... :D
 
2014-03-21 09:15:41 PM  

reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: Oddly enough I've had a couple doctors and some people say I should use vitamin E oil and other stuff
to minimize the battle wound on my hand.

For the life of me I can't figure out  WHY I would want to hide it?
No offense to anyone who suggested it to me -but I want it to be
loud and proud.
I'm not ashamed of it - I SURVIVED.
And I want it as noticeable as possible as a warning to all the other
a**holes out there who look at me and think I'm an easy target.

[scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x655]
/thanks  lysdexic for this :D

I am also a believer that scars don't need to be hidden or masked, application of Vitamin E or similar can just make them more comfortable (i.e., less tight and itchy) to the bearer as time goes on.  I am not ashamed of my scars, but it's always nice to not have to live with them being a constant source of pain (I speak both physically and metaphorically...)


I was going to say - you guys are right.
My hand is not healing up as good as it was in the beginning so it's making rehabbing it really hard to do. I move fingers - especially (duh) the thumb and pointer finder and it tries to stretch the skin and everything and hurts like a mega biatch and it's bled a couple of times. So I don't know why it was healing up amazingly quick after I got the stitches out at the beginning of march to what it's reduced to now.

/I need  both of my hands for work!
//*plays herself a tiny violin*
 
2014-03-21 09:19:58 PM  

tigerose: Link awww...kitteh helps you wake up..


Yep, that's pretty accurate!!!
 
2014-03-21 09:22:26 PM  

lilyspad: tigerose: Link awww...kitteh helps you wake up..

Yep, that's pretty accurate!!!


Iespecially like the one where kitteh bites teh face..that is Eli..he puts his teeth on your skin..all the while purring like a nutter..then takes a wee pinch of skin. And it stings like crazy!
 
2014-03-21 09:23:25 PM  
Whew! Took me foreber to catch up with you guize! Anyway, here I am....and I have a 4 day weekend. And Lily is doing her "creep" across my tyong hands, so...we'll see how that goes. Lick,bite.....lick, rub..
 
2014-03-21 09:24:05 PM  
"typing"
 
2014-03-21 09:31:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D
 
2014-03-21 09:37:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:40:22 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x431]
So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D


Does your landlord own that property?
 
2014-03-21 09:44:42 PM  

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 400x238] (karma takes too long, just beat 'em up)


HAHAHA!  I just favorited you for this!

On a semi-related note: any app coders out there that can make an upgrade to the Fark server software?  How about some software that can interpret the captions on a jpg, or other image file, and display it in brackets in the bracketed italicized text when you reply to someone's post?  Be a lot less confusing then some (idontow.farkyou.com/image69xyomommasucksshiatdick) ya know?


/why, yes my liptop is giving me lip and freezing on me tonight
//how-farking-ever did you guess?
///off to refill my farking whiskey! !1
 
2014-03-21 09:44:50 PM  

OlderGuy: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x431]
So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D

Does your landlord own that property?


No...if he did, they would not still be there. But I have the phone number of the landlord over there. There will be no more problems in the future.. :D And when they are gone, I am going over there and spray the whole fence line with Roundup!!! They have let Virginia Creeper vine,and Trumpet vine take over.....and that crap comes up in my back yard!!! Ooooh...I am so excited to see them leave!!
 
2014-03-21 09:46:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:47:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:48:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:48:55 PM  
reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 09:50:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
Hey...all you people out there looking for jobs! Imgur is advertising for software engineers!!!! Get on it!! :D
 
2014-03-21 09:51:19 PM  
lilyspad glad the gadfly neighbors will be gone soon. Here is hoping the other landlord is better at picking tenants this next time.
 
2014-03-21 09:51:26 PM  

lilyspad: OlderGuy: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x431]
So, I got all the "news" on the crappy-ass neighbors! Apparently the daughter (that doesn't live there anymore) has to go to some sort of rehab, but won't let her folks have custody of her 4 kids...so they are moving to wherever she is going. Plus, the Mom lost her job...again, so they can't do rent. The Dad has been on "disability" pretty much ever since they moved in about 3 years ago, so they have no income. I am so happy right now!! Within a month, they will be GONE!!!!! :D

Does your landlord own that property?

No...if he did, they would not still be there. But I have the phone number of the landlord over there. There will be no more problems in the future.. :D And when they are gone, I am going over there and spray the whole fence line with Roundup!!! They have let Virginia Creeper vine,and Trumpet vine take over.....and that crap comes up in my back yard!!! Ooooh...I am so excited to see them leave!!


Convince the landlord to put you in the approval chain.. the benefit to him/her would be better tenants and less headaches all the way around....
 
2014-03-21 09:51:32 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 640x416]


I love you, QJ! HOW did I know you would be the 1st one to caption that??? You are my idol.... :D
 
2014-03-21 09:53:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:54:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:55:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 09:56:06 PM  

AlienDandelion: [www.jokideo.com image 500x519]
cause I can even barely make toast!
/tooooooooast....


Clear toaster?

THAT IS FARKING BRILLIANT!  FARKING! BRILLIANT!


/off to look up polycarbonate thermal specs!!
 
2014-03-21 09:57:34 PM  
eli the bitey is out enjoying the above freezing temps. And the snow is almost all gone. Yay! I think I have let him in/ out 3 times since I got back from riding...yoyo cat!
 
2014-03-21 09:58:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
I'm having some leftover ribs and fetuccini for dinner. The ribs came out awesome!!! So, no cook for me tonight... :D
 
2014-03-21 09:58:18 PM  

AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!


Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3
 
2014-03-21 09:59:31 PM  
Forgot to add "BORK...BORK...BORK!
 
2014-03-21 10:00:31 PM  

lilyspad: Forgot to add "BORK...BORK...BORK!


That's ok, I still heard it.
 
2014-03-21 10:01:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 10:01:56 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: AlienDandelion: [www.jokideo.com image 500x519]
cause I can even barely make toast!
/tooooooooast....

Clear toaster?

THAT IS FARKING BRILLIANT!  FARKING! BRILLIANT!


/off to look up polycarbonate thermal specs!!


Thermal glass?
 
2014-03-21 10:04:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 10:07:37 PM  

The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]


Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
www.smugmug.com
www.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 10:07:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
I wants to stay and play, but I needz to go eats...so, I guess I will see you all tomorrow. Have good dreams! :D
 
2014-03-21 10:10:43 PM  

John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: [fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 850x1133]
/picture of Gremlin outside at his castle. Think this was taken last year sometime...
//I miss him so much but I know I had no choice. And he is becoming the majesty he was meant to be...or the biggest pain in her ass she's ever seen! >;D

Do you ever get a chance to visit him?


I have.
A couple of times - at first.
But he acted like I was old news, stuck by the lady's side.
Maybe seeing me brought back too many memories for him, and for me.
So after that we just keep in touch through email and a phone call every once in awhile.
Plus me not driving it's hard to get to where she lives.

But I am ok with that.
I know he's doing amazing with her, he is still a brat, he's breathed new life into her two very
senior ladies - which is totally cool.
And I know he is so very loved there, and well taken care of.
Besides my old work colleague is her neighbour. So I get updates all the time :3

/still doesn't make me miss him any less, just laugh that he hasn't changed at all :P
 
2014-03-21 10:12:31 PM  

AlienDandelion: spman: So some of you may remember last week I posted about how my mothers cat had a fatty lump, which the Vet referred to as a tumor, and wanted to perform sugery because according the X-Ray, "it hadn't spread". So the cat has the surgery, everything goes well, seems to be recovering fine.

Today the Vet calls my mother and sells her the biopsy shows Fibrosarcoma, and immediately goes on about consulting an oncologist and radiation, and chemo, which is both A. Unaffordable and B. Quite frankly absurd to put a near 13 year old cat through. Unfortunately the vet was light on further details as far as prognosis, etc. etc., and that's how it was left.

This is very upsetting to me obviously, part of me almost wishes that it was over now, so I could grieve and move on, rather than dragging it on for however long it might be, knowing what the inevitable conclusion will be. Anyone have similar experiences, what is the typical prognosis is since we're just going to let it be? Two months? Six months? A Year? I'm just really bummed out now about the whole situation, especially since the Vet kind of set our expectations pretty high, only to have them drop to nothing once reality set in.

My opinion - such as it is - is the same thing I tell my other fighters of the C (as I reach my 14th year in april) - if your cat is not suffering, nor is in any pain, and your cat doesn't give one hot damn what the vet says - you could be with your friend for more years than you'd expect.
If your cat (like I tell my human fighters here) decides its not worth it to keep going, then nothing you or anyone else says or does can stop the fast decline to peace.
That probably makes zero sense.

If your cat is full of piss and vinegar and maybe just wants to spite everyone - expect your friend to be around for as many years as it decides to.
/I have known other cats who got same diagnosis - decided not to do the chemo and the cat lived to almost 22. Never in pain, never suffered.


I just right-clicked (waited 30 goddam years for the liptop to deign to give me menu options) and saved these words of wisdom.  Please keep on with your opinions and experience.  You have more hardened wisdom than any 3 sages I know.
 
2014-03-21 10:12:37 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]
I'm having some leftover ribs and fetuccini for dinner. The ribs came out awesome!!! So, no cook for me tonight... :D


ribs kick ass. Unfortunately Mrs. Buck isn't a big fan
 
2014-03-21 10:14:46 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 640x416]


I knew you would be all over that picture hahahha! :P
/gutter
 
2014-03-21 10:16:26 PM  

reigning.cats.and.dogs: AlienDandelion: reigning.cats.and.dogs: gremlin1: Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 563x450]

Gee, thanks...  although it would explain why one of the kitties is constantly trying to kill the TP roll.  'Scuse me - I gotta go give the kitty a treat and lock him in the bathroom....

*WAVES LIKE A CRAZED ALIEN*
HI!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?!?!?!?
it's been like - foreber since I saw/heard from you!

Missed you, too, babe!  I've been lurking, from time to time, but haven't posted much.  Last weekend sukked - had to put down one of my dogs (the senior beagle)...  So happy to see you here, though!!  I've definitely missed you!  <3


awww! really?!
I'm sorry. :(
*hugs*
yeah there's been too many losses lately. Way too many.
/1 is STILL too many
 
2014-03-21 10:18:23 PM  
All aboard the zombie plane!
www.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 10:22:57 PM  
syzygy whizz:
Thanks, Uncle Cabbage...naw, the whole works just hurts.

Sorry for you for that.  I wish you better and healthier times.


Alien Dandelion...
Check out the nac MacFeegle . Considering your size and fearlessness and a whole bunch of other stuff about you that means your adversay is toast...if he's lucky...you must be related to them.


I read that article from the link.  OMG that is high-larious!  Alien is DEF a Nac MacFeegle.  Only more stubborn!
 
2014-03-21 10:27:54 PM  

yobbery: The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]

Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]


His name is Titan, was found by one of the directors along the side of the road. Was really matted so that's why he's clipped. He loves crawling up on your neck and laying there like a stole or something. Actually fell asleep on one of the volunteers that way :)
 
2014-03-21 10:29:48 PM  
www.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 10:30:10 PM  

The Ice Queen: yobbery: The Ice Queen: Check it out, we have a Biscuit-face look a like at the shelter :)
[img.fark.net image 500x353]

Wow...S/He does look like him. Shaved too!

However, Biscuit never has a serious look on his face.
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]
[www.smugmug.com image 600x450]

His name is Titan, was found by one of the directors along the side of the road. Was really matted so that's why he's clipped. He loves crawling up on your neck and laying there like a stole or something. Actually fell asleep on one of the volunteers that way :)


awwww! Love it!
 
2014-03-21 10:31:26 PM  

AlienDandelion: Buwahh haHHAHAHAH AH!!!!
[www.funniestmemes.com image 450x483] (cat warming itself on floor vent)


UH OEHS!  Looks like basement kitty has his harbles!


/ouch!
 
2014-03-21 10:38:33 PM  

AlienDandelion: what the what?!
[global3.memecdn.com image 669x514]



Now censored for your children's protection  :-{)
img.fark.net
 
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