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2014-03-21 08:44:34 AM  
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2014-03-21 08:51:24 AM  
Alien glad to hear you kicked his a$$ in court and will return as needed.
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 09:01:50 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:04:17 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:05:22 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:12:10 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:13:03 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:15:02 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:15:56 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:17:03 AM  
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I have a day off today so we can check out a doggie at a local no kill shelter.  If my husband doesn't get moving soon the above may be me in a few hours.
 
2014-03-21 09:17:22 AM  
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Have a great day....see you all later! :D
 
2014-03-21 09:25:15 AM  
How come TotaLPhark is constantly red and Caturday is always green? I can't tell the difference between the two.
 
2014-03-21 09:30:50 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Oh man, tired, need drunk munchies, one last shot of Northern Lights left.  Good episode of 'Vikings' tonights, looking forward to next week.

Anybuddy heard anything about Phelps?  Is it THE Fred Phelps that died?  I think it would be a cool gesture on us veteran's part if we all got together and presented the WBC with a ceremony of full, military honors.  To show that, in spite of personal religion an politics, the ability to show honor and respect to a fallen foe trumps any personal righteousness on the individual's part.  Or maybe that's the Canadian in the whiskey talking?

In any event, gotta go.  8PM to 12 midnight with 100 posts.  25 posts per hour.  If we can maintain this steady rate through the whole of Caturday, we could achieve 2000 POSTS.  Imagine that?


/oh well, can always dream
//gonna dream real sooooon
///zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Yes, it is THE Phelps of "The Most Hated Family in America" and "God Hates Sweden" and all that other crud. No, that's not the Canadian in the whiskey talking for ya, btw, that's the Heathen in ya talking. When I heard he died, the first thing I thought wasn't "gotta honor ol' Fred" because I despised the man. What I did think was "his passing must be noted to acknowledge him as a powerful adversary to common human decency and the building of relationships among men to promote human unity regardless of differences among groups" then wondered if his grave would be dance/piss accessible. I knocked the dancing/pissing on the grave out of my head IMMEDIATELY because that would be incredibly dishonorable conduct on my part. Why lower myself to his level? I will not. So I raised a mug of coffee and a Vicodin to his memory and whispered a "good game, ya crafty old bastard. say hi to Papa Loki for me" because honestly, who else do you think could inspire someone to gain fame and money won from lawsuits by trolling the entire world IRL all while using various amendments as weapons and not paying taxes on any of it because his family is a church? FFS, that was BRILLIANT. Awful, but brilliant.

Here, have a cat.
counterforce.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-21 09:36:16 AM  
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2014-03-21 09:36:50 AM  
Just a little something that will make you turn on all the lights when you make that middle of the night trip to the bathroom
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 09:58:51 AM  
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2014-03-21 10:09:13 AM  
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2014-03-21 10:32:37 AM  

AlienDandelion:

 oh!OH! you should have  seen the LOOK and reaction from that bastard when
he finally noticed me in the court room and I gave my victim impact statement.
I only swore once during it. I  MADE him look directly into my eyes as I said it
to him.
I watched him go dead white, to green, and I am pretty sure he crapped his pants.

Afterwards I was speaking to the Judge and police officers and I was told they never
had someone who had the courage to tell the person being charged with attempted
murder:
"I am NOT afraid of you. I'll tell you something: I have been fighting cancer
(now 3 different types) for 14 years come april 1st. If cancer can't even kill me - what
in whatever god you believe in makes you think you could have? I am not afraid of
people like you, you just piss me off. For the rest of my life I will have to deal with
the damage you caused my hand. I depend on my hands to do my job. THAT is
what pisses me off the most. I don't need any more hardships buddy. I only have
ONE question for you that I want you to answer to me:  What drug or drugs were
you on when you decided to pull that knife on me after you already had my bag
and aim for my throat? I work in healthcare and I am curious. So, please answer
my question: what drug or drugs were you on?"
I give him credit. He gave me the answer. To which I will definitely use to research
so I better know the way people act when on shiat like this. Because I take every
chance I can get to learn something new.

There were a few other things that I said, but that was the best part.
I am proud of myself that I remained calm throughout it, though you could tell just
how angry I was at him because my irish accent was pretty strong.

And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his se ...


THAT'S the Alien we all know and love! You did good, girlie. !
 
2014-03-21 10:39:49 AM  
My cat sitting job has opened up again. Ratchett and Riley's person fell off the wagon again in a big way so her sister is taking her to her home on the east coast to try and figure out what can help. I'll be sitting them again until further notice.

Ratchett:

i283.photobucket.com

Riley:

i283.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 10:47:58 AM  
Try Once More to type Good Meowning from ft of pg2, curssing cursor freeze.
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credit StackJones, whoever dat, pic from  Fotobukkit.   Tripped over this, thought it decent Good Meowning pic even w/o catption. Which I may not do again until Plumbicon re-installs PaintShopPro whatever version for me. Did embiggen, how nice. Sun crash&burn took that & many of fonts I use, as well as e-drsbk & all else.
Ought Say: pls see Zookeeper dying of cancer, #3 on main pg when went past en route here.  Didna read, but sounds like Kind Move.
Not Sure Sufficiently Credited lysdexic for actual Weeners500, 1.5 KiloKitty, last session.  Appeared he (?) was up posting All Night.  Threadclose wasn't until 9ot AM Tue.
AnimalRescueSite sez today Ntl Puppy Day!Linkie w 5 vids in aid of:
http://blog.theanimalrescuesite.com/celebrate-national-puppy-day-wit h- these-five-fun-
videos/&utm_source=email&utm_medium=arsreminder&utm_campaign=celebrat e -national-puppy-day-with-these-five-fun-
videos&utm_term=20140321&utm_content=_S #3   3:05     #5  1:55  wotta linkie!
Predictably said throwing away unfetchable URL, twice,  but click on 1st line took to destination even before reset. Re-set once more & post anyhoo!
bbl
 
2014-03-21 11:07:50 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: A word to the wise...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 350x600] (check for ticks)


DAMNIT, I fell for that one as well!

Of course, she wasn't that bad looking.  And she even promised to delete the video file on her camera after she finished uploading it to her medical computer for analysis.
 
2014-03-21 11:23:32 AM  

AlienDandelion: [www.owned.com image 450x449] (lesbians eat wut)


What?  I ain't head a no country named what!


/Dey speak English in what?  :-{)
 
2014-03-21 11:26:10 AM  

AlienDandelion: [www.owned.com image 450x449]


HEARD DAMNIT HEARD!

Someone needs to start a research program into how far mispellings go before a new language is declared.


/GRRRRRR!
 
2014-03-21 11:35:59 AM  
Attempt Again to type at ft of pg3.
FangQ All in Night Crew, or serving therein, who brought pix & words that caused guffaws, chorkles & Great Appreciation.  long tale way shorter
Pix so often Leap Oot at one when seeking to prep pic one already has.  Like this one --
               i.imgur.com
Served 25 Years at Animal Shelter, posted 11PM last eve by sharkhotel. Sole comment recalled from reddit, Gonna start my cat on strength training or words to that effect, furrgot who typed that.
 
2014-03-21 11:39:36 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x400]


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2014-03-21 11:42:50 AM  

AlienDandelion: Since I know the Caturday Family is wondering
how the first court date went
for the !*@%# who cut me...
/this is what I had sent  Sherpa yesterday:

 And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his se ...


YOU GO ALIEN!  KICK HIS LITTLE ASS!


/and other parts of him!
 
2014-03-21 11:47:45 AM  

AlienDandelion: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: OlderGuy: TGIC  !!   Hey, folks.. hope all are well. Just got home, very curious to hear Alien,s tale...  have been busy maneuvering 3500 pound tanks around with a bottle jack.. actually easy to do.. have to level each one after it is moved.. tomorrow will be connecting them to the glycol cooling system, they all should be ready to use by the middle of next week.. going to feed the crew now, they are calling me..  brb..

Damn!  Don't know what kind of "Jack" you're drinkin' from, but if it will make ME move 3500 lbs?  Send me a bottle!

[img.fark.net image 500x356]


/am also curious to hear Alien's tail
//not my pic, stolen as shamelessly as my lovelife!!!!!

HAhahha!
You knew of course that I would pick up on that? :P
I feel your pain...I'm in the same boat!
/err...psuedo boat?



Don't you stick your tongue out at ME young lady.


/that's MY department!
 
2014-03-21 11:53:03 AM  
This for RealWomen, resembles Commercial Threadjack at least for her. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/15bb/; blood spattered synth nails  in case linkie fails.
Apology for leaving caps lock on for cat strength training quote. Italix intended. Curse caps lock almost  as much as cursor freeze -- but caps lock doesn't require re boot.
Lunch 4 All Here looms soon, Pl's been Oot at lunchtime so often lately is challenge to recall what we're due for.  Always Same for our Owners of course --
Also gonna save DLC's comment above re misspellings creating new languages.
i.imgur.com
crop of Lunch for 5 Mewbies, 9.6.13, credit TheIceQueen.
 
2014-03-21 12:00:45 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 12:01:33 PM  
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2014-03-21 12:02:14 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 12:03:05 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x500] (raptor kitten)


HAHA don't let legless T-Rex Cat see raptor, he might try snacking on him!


/kitteh T-Rex
//roar!
 
2014-03-21 12:05:21 PM  
Happy Caturday Warmup Day everybuddy! My mom had to go in for oral surgery yesterday so she's only eating eggs, yogurt and mashed banana, supplementing with protein drinks. She's very funny when she's on pain medication. Vicodin has never effected me the way it does my mom. She *staggers* into my Lair last night and said she wanted to go to our favorite FroYo place (Yogurt Land!!!) but instead of saying "You fly I'll buy" it came out a slurred thing about flying. It's OK, mom. I'll drive us. :-) Please just be reaaaaally quiet when we get there so they don't call the cops about wandering drunks or something.

catmandu: My cat sitting job has opened up again. Ratchett and Riley's person fell off the wagon again in a big way so her sister is taking her to her home on the east coast to try and figure out what can help. I'll be sitting them again until further notice.

Ratchett:

[i283.photobucket.com image 750x563]

Riley:

[i283.photobucket.com image 750x563]


Oh, HAI!!! I am still trying to get caught up on my emails and I think you're next on my list. However, the answer to the topcoat question (I skimmed them all to make sure no one else had died and I think you're the one who asked) is Seche Vite Dry Fast Top Coat. I even use that to make my own nail transfers/decals as it's easier than painting with my non-dominant hand on my dominant hand. Stuff is AWESOME. Runs about $10/bottle at places like Rite Aid OR you can do it the thrifty, poor person's way and grab it from an eBay store for half the price with free shipping. I see it there a LOT, so I am always fully stocked on the stuff. The important stuffs in life, right?

I'm sorry to hear about that person's relative falling off the wagon. That's rough. My sister has that problem and has been in jail a couple of times because of it. She'll do really well for a while then suddenly fall off the wagon and no one can stand to be around her - especially me. I am her favorite target for some of the most petty, hateful behavior imaginable, with occasional touches of actual physical violence directed at me, all of it for no reason at all. The other half for reasons that she's made up and sincerely believes because she's horribly wrong upstairs. That's how she's been since we were kids, she just added booze into the mix as she got older and since she's never matured emotionally because of her drinking problem, I still am her favorite target. I hope Ratchett and Riley's person knows when to step back, because there's not a whole lot you can do with a relative like that except visit them in jail, the hospital or rehab. (or with my sis - all three because that's kinda the way things go)

BTW, rehab doesn't seem to work on the worst of the cases. My sis has three drunk driving convictions and five or six stints in rehab, several hospitalizations - this has been an ongoing problem for many years now. She started drinking again right before Halloween. I saw her last week and you could smell the cloud of booze from several feet away, but she was walking and talking like a normal, sober person, That's incredibly bad. I will be very surprised if it doesn't literally kill her some day and probably some day in the not too distant future, so it's incredibly bad AND sad. I really, really feel for Ratchett and Riley's person, because I know exactly what it's like having a relative who is that ill in that way. :'-( I will definitely light a candle for them tonight, because they need strength and support just as much as the sick relative does.

Haz a kitteh or two! I need to go to the drug store for my mom, then I can answer the last few emails and post cats! YAY!!!

i331.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 12:18:49 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x282] (rocket-coon)


Houston, this is Bandit One!  Mayday!  We've lost our guidance computer!

WE"RE OUT OF 'COON'TROL!


/gooses
 
2014-03-21 12:27:05 PM  
So did it give the pussy crabs?
 
2014-03-21 12:36:04 PM  
Hello everyboddeee!
 ^-^
='.'=

Had my protien shake, banana, and pain meds in an attempt to get the motor started.
All it made was a noise like "BLARRRGH PPPBBBTTT"...not good. Sorta like giving one the finger.
To complete my happiness, it's snowing again. :-P
Y'all understand 'motor'='body', right?

Luckily my friend planted the Costco white lily bulbs and Japanese peonies for me here, and I got the Minion to plant the pink lilies at the group home yesterday.

So go right ahead and snow. The bulbs are in the ground.
Nyah nyah nayh nyah nyah!
 
2014-03-21 12:38:04 PM  

gremlin1: Alien glad to hear you kicked his a$$ in court and will return as needed.
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 400x251]


NAAW!  Knowing Alien, it would be more like this...
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2014-03-21 12:58:29 PM  

syzygy whizz: Hello everyboddeee!
 ^-^
='.'=

Had my protien shake, banana, and pain meds in an attempt to get the motor started.
All it made was a noise like "BLARRRGH PPPBBBTTT"...not good. Sorta like giving one the finger.
To complete my happiness, it's snowing again. :-P
Y'all understand 'motor'='body', right?



I figured that, but I reckoned you were referring to a certain part of your body.


/wasn't gonna get into WHICH part
//different body parts have different periodic maintenance routines
///and yield different, err, 'results'.
 
2014-03-21 01:06:35 PM  
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2014-03-21 01:12:58 PM  
Didn't get this pic ready in time for reply to QJ's 'tick' comment.  Will throw it up, err, OUT here anyways.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-21 01:16:06 PM  
BBL, must clean up and sortee into town to buy a weekends worth of beer, whiskey, and other groceries.


/may need the pickup truck
 
2014-03-21 01:46:52 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2014-03-21 01:50:06 PM  

AlienDandelion: Since I know the Caturday Family is wondering
how the first court date went
for the !*@%# who cut me...
/this is what I had sent  Sherpa yesterday:

 oh!OH! you should have  seen the LOOK and reaction from that bastard when
he finally noticed me in the court room and I gave my victim impact statement.
I only swore once during it. I  MADE him look directly into my eyes as I said it
to him.
I watched him go dead white, to green, and I am pretty sure he crapped his pants.

Afterwards I was speaking to the Judge and police officers and I was told they never
had someone who had the courage to tell the person being charged with attempted
murder:
"I am NOT afraid of you. I'll tell you something: I have been fighting cancer
(now 3 different types) for 14 years come april 1st. If cancer can't even kill me - what
in whatever god you believe in makes you think you could have? I am not afraid of
people like you, you just piss me off. For the rest of my life I will have to deal with
the damage you caused my hand. I depend on my hands to do my job. THAT is
what pisses me off the most. I don't need any more hardships buddy. I only have
ONE question for you that I want you to answer to me:  What drug or drugs were
you on when you decided to pull that knife on me after you already had my bag
and aim for my throat? I work in healthcare and I am curious. So, please answer
my question: what drug or drugs were you on?"
I give him credit. He gave me the answer. To which I will definitely use to research
so I better know the way people act when on shiat like this. Because I take every
chance I can get to learn something new.

There were a few other things that I said, but that was the best part.
I am proud of myself that I remained calm throughout it, though you could tell just
how angry I was at him because my irish accent was pretty strong.

And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his se ...


Good on you, Alien! :-)
 
2014-03-21 01:52:07 PM  
g'day all.
made it safely to western kentucky, thank you Lord.
very happy to see/hear/read alien, you go GRRL!

shay has gotten sniffles and sneezes for the first time evar that i've been owned by her.
it's not that cold here, maybe just the varying changes over the trip caught up?

here's a bookmark and i'll be back tomorrow - huggerz!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-21 01:54:10 PM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-21 02:23:37 PM  

captain feedback: g'day all.
made it safely to western kentucky, thank you Lord.
very happy to see/hear/read alien, you go GRRL!

shay has gotten sniffles and sneezes for the first time evar that i've been owned by her.
it's not that cold here, maybe just the varying changes over the trip caught up?

here's a bookmark and i'll be back tomorrow - huggerz!

[i.imgur.com image 480x544]


Could be an allergy. Cats can get hay fever too.
 
2014-03-21 02:25:09 PM  

laulaja: This for RealWomen, resembles Commercial Threadjack at least for her. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/15bb/; blood spattered synth nails  in case linkie fails.
Apology for leaving caps lock on for cat strength training quote. Italix intended. Curse caps lock almost  as much as cursor freeze -- but caps lock doesn't require re boot.
Lunch 4 All Here looms soon, Pl's been Oot at lunchtime so often lately is challenge to recall what we're due for.  Always Same for our Owners of course --
Also gonna save DLC's comment above re misspellings creating new languages.
[i.imgur.com image 755x507]
crop of Lunch for 5 Mewbies, 9.6.13, credit TheIceQueen.


I can totally do that with polish! Halloween is always such fun. :-) Takk!

Right now I'm kinda sorta dodging Easter themed nails. Gonna do a matte black and metallic thing later today when I have time. Right now am up to no good around the kitchen. Bah! work work work around the house. I wouldn't mind it so much if it were just MY mess, but it's almost never my mess at all.

i16.photobucket.com
/how does its legs even hold it up???
 
2014-03-21 02:53:57 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: laulaja: This for RealWomen, resembles Commercial Threadjack at least for her. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/15bb/; blood spattered synth nails  in case linkie fails.
Apology for leaving caps lock on for cat strength training quote. Italix intended. Curse caps lock almost  as much as cursor freeze -- but caps lock doesn't require re boot.
Lunch 4 All Here looms soon, Pl's been Oot at lunchtime so often lately is challenge to recall what we're due for.  Always Same for our Owners of course --
Also gonna save DLC's comment above re misspellings creating new languages.
[i.imgur.com image 755x507]
crop of Lunch for 5 Mewbies, 9.6.13, credit TheIceQueen.

I can totally do that with polish! Halloween is always such fun. :-) Takk!

Right now I'm kinda sorta dodging Easter themed nails. Gonna do a matte black and metallic thing later today when I have time. Right now am up to no good around the kitchen. Bah! work work work around the house. I wouldn't mind it so much if it were just MY mess, but it's almost never my mess at all.

[i16.photobucket.com image 360x480]
/how does its legs even hold it up???


If you love something, set it free
If it comes back, it will always be yours
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with

But.......

If it just sits in your living room, messes
with your stuff, eats your food, uses your
telephone, takes your money, and doesn't
appear to realize that you actually set it
free in the first place;
You either married it or gave birth to it.


//shamelessly stolen from somewhere I don't remember
 
2014-03-21 02:55:59 PM  

AlienDandelion: Since I know the Caturday Family is wondering
how the first court date went
for the !*@%# who cut me...
/this is what I had sent  Sherpa yesterday:

 oh!OH! you should have  seen the LOOK and reaction from that bastard when
he finally noticed me in the court room and I gave my victim impact statement.
I only swore once during it. I  MADE him look directly into my eyes as I said it
to him.
I watched him go dead white, to green, and I am pretty sure he crapped his pants.

Afterwards I was speaking to the Judge and police officers and I was told they never
had someone who had the courage to tell the person being charged with attempted
murder:
"I am NOT afraid of you. I'll tell you something: I have been fighting cancer
(now 3 different types) for 14 years come april 1st. If cancer can't even kill me - what
in whatever god you believe in makes you think you could have? I am not afraid of
people like you, you just piss me off. For the rest of my life I will have to deal with
the damage you caused my hand. I depend on my hands to do my job. THAT is
what pisses me off the most. I don't need any more hardships buddy. I only have
ONE question for you that I want you to answer to me:  What drug or drugs were
you on when you decided to pull that knife on me after you already had my bag
and aim for my throat? I work in healthcare and I am curious. So, please answer
my question: what drug or drugs were you on?"
I give him credit. He gave me the answer. To which I will definitely use to research
so I better know the way people act when on shiat like this. Because I take every
chance I can get to learn something new.

There were a few other things that I said, but that was the best part.
I am proud of myself that I remained calm throughout it, though you could tell just
how angry I was at him because my irish accent was pretty strong.

And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his se ...


That is so totally awesome! I would love to hear more when you complete your takedown of this dirtbag! You are amazing, sweetie! Keep up the good work!
 
2014-03-21 03:07:02 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
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