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2014-03-20 11:50:40 PM
2014-03-20 11:51:20 PM  
Oh man, tired, need drunk munchies, one last shot of Northern Lights left.  Good episode of 'Vikings' tonights, looking forward to next week.

Anybuddy heard anything about Phelps?  Is it THE Fred Phelps that died?  I think it would be a cool gesture on us veteran's part if we all got together and presented the WBC with a ceremony of full, military honors.  To show that, in spite of personal religion an politics, the ability to show honor and respect to a fallen foe trumps any personal righteousness on the individual's part.  Or maybe that's the Canadian in the whiskey talking?

In any event, gotta go.  8PM to 12 midnight with 100 posts.  25 posts per hour.  If we can maintain this steady rate through the whole of Caturday, we could achieve 2000 POSTS.  Imagine that?

/oh well, can always dream
//gonna dream real sooooon
2014-03-20 11:54:08 PM  
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You'll get over it...
2014-03-20 11:57:04 PM
2014-03-21 12:00:04 AM
2014-03-21 12:08:29 AM
2014-03-21 12:10:13 AM
2014-03-21 12:12:56 AM  
I hate when good kitties go bad...
2014-03-21 12:15:06 AM
2014-03-21 12:17:52 AM
2014-03-21 12:43:14 AM  
Mom was playing dress up with the puppy. I think this picture came out wonderful.
2014-03-21 12:47:01 AM  
img.fark.netShe loves her ducky!
2014-03-21 12:58:05 AM  
A word to the wise...
2014-03-21 01:07:48 AM  
Yes this is dog:
Mom was playing dress up with the puppy. I think this picture came out wonderful.
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That look makes me wonder what the poor thing is thinking!
2014-03-21 01:27:39 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: Updated package...

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You are SUCH a brat!
way to get me into Caturday early with that! >;D

/you poor, poor people.... muahhh ahhh ahhh!
2014-03-21 01:31:59 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: Yes this is dog:
Mom was playing dress up with the puppy. I think this picture came out wonderful.
[ image 775x960]

That look makes me wonder what the poor thing is thinking!

"Cookie cookie cookie cookie"
2014-03-21 01:41:48 AM  

Since I know the Caturday Family is wondering

how the first court date went

for the !*@%# who cut me...

/this is what I had sent  Sherpa yesterday:

 oh!OH! you should have  seen the LOOK and reaction from that bastard when
he finally noticed me in the court room and I gave my victim impact statement.
I only swore once during it. I  MADE him look directly into my eyes as I said it
to him.
I watched him go dead white, to green, and I am pretty sure he crapped his pants.

Afterwards I was speaking to the Judge and police officers and I was told they never
had someone who had the courage to tell the person being charged with attempted
"I am NOT afraid of you. I'll tell you something: I have been fighting cancer
(now 3 different types) for 14 years come april 1st. If cancer can't even kill me - what
in whatever god you believe in makes you think you could have? I am not afraid of
people like you, you just piss me off. For the rest of my life I will have to deal with
the damage you caused my hand. I depend on my hands to do my job. THAT is
what pisses me off the most. I don't need any more hardships buddy. I only have
ONE question for you that I want you to answer to me:  What drug or drugs were
you on when you decided to pull that knife on me after you already had my bag
and aim for my throat? I work in healthcare and I am curious. So, please answer
my question: what drug or drugs were you on?"

I give him credit. He gave me the answer. To which I will definitely use to research
so I better know the way people act when on shiat like this. Because I take every
chance I can get to learn something new.

There were a few other things that I said, but that was the best part.
I am proud of myself that I remained calm throughout it, though you could tell just
how angry I was at him because my irish accent was pretty strong.

And this was just the preliminary hearing. I am going to try to make it to
the others as well - if not then definitely the date when he gets his sentence.
/though that's not the !(@#$ name...
2014-03-21 01:54:55 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: OlderGuy: TGIC  !!   Hey, folks.. hope all are well. Just got home, very curious to hear Alien,s tale...  have been busy maneuvering 3500 pound tanks around with a bottle jack.. actually easy to do.. have to level each one after it is moved.. tomorrow will be connecting them to the glycol cooling system, they all should be ready to use by the middle of next week.. going to feed the crew now, they are calling me..  brb..

Damn!  Don't know what kind of "Jack" you're drinkin' from, but if it will make ME move 3500 lbs?  Send me a bottle!

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/am also curious to hear Alien's tail

//not my pic, stolen as shamelessly as my lovelife!!!!!

You knew of course that I would pick up on that? :P
I feel your pain...I'm in the same boat!
/err...psuedo boat?
2014-03-21 01:58:33 AM  

sno man: lysdexic: [ image 768x960]

Don't know how much I'll be around this weekend. Got fambly in town and the kids are out of school.

/hugs, q_j
//and everyone else who needs them

Read that quickly, and tired brain processed "fanboi".  Was all set to "YOU GO, Lysdexic!!!" 'till I re-read it... ;^p

2014-03-21 01:59:53 AM  

DanZero: [ image 422x77]

ha! that is so cool!
I like that ;D
2014-03-21 02:03:23 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: [ image 360x1200]

I can't stop laughing at this one.
I had to send it to my best friend.
Right on the mark! >;D
2014-03-21 02:04:34 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: I hate when good kitties go bad...

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THat picture  allllmost depicts what happened to me!

But this one is so much funnier.
2014-03-21 02:08:14 AM  
It's still early here.

muahhhh ahhh ahhhh!
2014-03-21 02:20:43 AM
2014-03-21 02:21:30 AM
2014-03-21 02:22:10 AM
2014-03-21 02:22:47 AM
2014-03-21 02:23:45 AM
2014-03-21 02:33:29 AM  
Cats enjoy training primates of all types.
2014-03-21 02:42:18 AM  
maybe I should actually  try to get any amount of sleep tonight...
hahahah! good luck to me! :(
2014-03-21 03:02:14 AM  
ok maybe one more...
2014-03-21 03:03:00 AM
2014-03-21 05:44:12 AM  
Yippee caturday!
Update from last week, the mother feral cat is mean(to be expected) but getting healthier, her kittens are (duh) cute. She seems to be a good mother. I have had to walk to the emergency vets due to the wife's car being in for repairs and her taking mine. Every time I think I am getting ahead on bills the universe blindsides me.

My real smile for the week was going into the barber. The little yippie dog that owns the place was very disgusted at me for only bringing in a pig's ear as a tribute. The whole time my hair was getting cut I was being growled at. My wife (who had the car) hit a local butcher shop for a smoked bone on her way home and I walked over and gave my offering and he was appeased. One time I brought in a medium sized bone and the little guy was a riot. He was showing off the bone to everyone multiple times going up and down the shop. The problem was that the bone was heavy for him and the back paws were not on the ground, only the front paws. Really, really funny.
Best and hopeful wishes to everyone on caturday,
2014-03-21 06:52:23 AM  

exvaxman: Really, really funny.
Morning all, and happy Friday!!
2014-03-21 06:54:37 AM
QJ, great pics last night! You make me giggle... :D
2014-03-21 06:56:03 AM
Alien, thanks for the update and funnies! To quote are pure "awesome sauce"!!
2014-03-21 06:57:09 AM
2014-03-21 06:58:39 AM  
Good Meowning! I hope you all slept well. I only woke up once, answered nature, then fell right back to sleep! Yippee. :) Eli likes it when I am not rolling around. Right now he is guarding my feet on the Hassock.

Have a Great day.
2014-03-21 06:59:06 AM
2014-03-21 07:00:01 AM  

tigerose: Good Meowning! I hope you all slept well. I only woke up once, answered nature, then fell right back to sleep! Yippee. :) Eli likes it when I am not rolling around. Right now he is guarding my feet on the Hassock.

Have a Great day.

Tigerose....scritches delivered! Lily says "fang queue"! :D
2014-03-21 07:22:58 AM
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2014-03-21 07:41:59 AM
2014-03-21 08:11:14 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: [crazy cat lady game.jpg]

I almost shrieked "DUDES I SO WANT THAT MY BIRFDAY IS IN NOVEMBER!" then I realized I live at least portions of that game every day.

OK, gonna go get caught up in between my computer based clickity clicking chores and whatnot.
2014-03-21 08:22:48 AM
2014-03-21 08:26:00 AM  
Just don't grab macaque, OK?
2014-03-21 08:43:44 AM
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