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(Independent)   Rolling Stones cancel entire Australia and New Zealand tour after the death of Mick Jagger's former girlfriend. Which is unusual since the Stones didn't even take a break after any of the times Keith Richards was found dead   (independent.co.uk) divider line 30
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2014-03-20 08:59:30 PM
  Peace, peace! he is not dead, he doth not sleep,
       He hath awaken'd from the dream of life;
       'Tis we, who lost in stormy visions, keep
       With phantoms an unprofitable strife,
       And in mad trance, strike with our spirit's knife
       Invulnerable nothings.

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2014-03-20 09:00:34 PM
When the End Times arrive, the last two living beings on the planet will be a cockroach in Brazil... and Keith Richards, finishing off the last bottle of Jack Daniels on the planet right before finishing off the last pack of Marlboro Reds in existence.
 
2014-03-20 09:05:05 PM
He won't forget to put roses on that grave.
 
2014-03-20 09:14:02 PM
Are you kidding? Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons.
 
2014-03-20 09:25:55 PM
Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.
 
2014-03-20 09:27:45 PM
He has certainly become a weenie in his old-age.

Time was, when a girlfriend of a band member died the response was "pass me the heroin. And where we playing tomorrow night?"
 
2014-03-20 09:28:41 PM

The Goddamn Batman: Are you kidding? Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons.


Nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2014-03-20 09:32:44 PM

lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.


Well she's former now...
 
2014-03-20 09:33:11 PM
Like they really need the money.
 
2014-03-20 09:40:58 PM

lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.


Go home Mr Petty, you're drunk.
 
2014-03-20 09:43:27 PM

The Goddamn Batman: Are you kidding? Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons.


EXACTLY! Besides, Keith showed up on stage after each death.
 
2014-03-20 09:44:34 PM

BumpInTheNight: lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.

Go home Mr Petty, you're drunk.


:-P
 
2014-03-20 09:49:01 PM
Well at least this was the last Rolling Stones tour for somebody
 
2014-03-20 10:06:44 PM

czetie: The Goddamn Batman: Are you kidding? Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons.

Nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Probably the only thing that could kill him would be that mystical knife from 'Supernatural'.
 
2014-03-20 10:25:47 PM

kling_klang_bed: czetie: The Goddamn Batman: Are you kidding? Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons.

Nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Probably the only thing that could kill him would be that mystical knife from 'Supernatural'.


Prop knife from a TV show? You'll have to do much better than that!
 
2014-03-20 11:21:45 PM
I often bag on Mick, but I do hope he does get better.
 
2014-03-20 11:24:01 PM

ClavellBCMI: When the End Times arrive, the last two living beings on the planet will be a cockroach in Brazil... and Keith Richards, finishing off the last bottle of Jack Daniels on the planet right before finishing off the last pack of Marlboro Reds in existence.


And then Keith will turn around and ask Abe Vigoda if he has any bottles left.
 
2014-03-20 11:56:51 PM

MatrixOutsider: ClavellBCMI: When the End Times arrive, the last two living beings on the planet will be a cockroach in Brazil... and Keith Richards, finishing off the last bottle of Jack Daniels on the planet right before finishing off the last pack of Marlboro Reds in existence.

And then Keith will turn around and ask Abe Vigoda if he has any bottles left.


For old times sake.
 
2014-03-21 12:05:15 AM
Technically they're postponed, not cancelled.

I feel for Mick, reports are that he's taking it pretty badly.
 
2014-03-21 12:23:36 AM

lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.


Came here to say that!

Although I'm still trying to figure out how someone hangs herself from a doorknob. Not mocking, just confused.
 
2014-03-21 12:25:33 AM

Summoner101: Well at least this was the last Rolling Stones tour for somebody


I lol'd inappropriately.
 
2014-03-21 12:51:45 AM

MadAzza: lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.

Came here to say that!

Although I'm still trying to figure out how someone hangs herself from a doorknob. Not mocking, just confused.


And she was 6'3"
 
2014-03-21 02:26:59 AM

MadAzza: lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.

Came here to say that!

Although I'm still trying to figure out how someone hangs herself from a doorknob. Not mocking, just confused.



Well, the guy from INXS figured it out, and she was hanging around people way more talented than INXS.

/For the record, Keith Richards died in 1981. It's just no one had the heart to tell him.
 
2014-03-21 04:36:17 AM

MadAzza: lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.

Came here to say that!

Although I'm still trying to figure out how someone hangs herself from a doorknob. Not mocking, just confused.


Having anectodal evidence from a variety of nurses, it seems there are depths of depression and desperation that we can't even imagine, like tying oneself to a doornob and simply going limp, allowing yourself to, I guess, in essence to suffocate. What makes one person take a swift swipe across their wrist with a razor while another tries to hit their heart by plunging a butcher knife upward under their breastbone (he lived and seems fine 3yrs later)? I'm hoping research will eventually conclude, and be able to correct, chemical and/or misfiring synapses - because if the reasons turn out to be "just life", we're doomed.

/everyone in Pgh knows/is related to more than a few nurses; UPMC is the areas largest employer
 
2014-03-21 07:16:25 AM

lindalouwho: I'm hoping research will eventually conclude, and be able to correct, chemical and/or misfiring synapses - because if the reasons turn out to be "just life", we're doomed.


Depression is the cancer of the soul.
 
2014-03-21 07:50:09 AM
Love, it's a biatch.
 
2014-03-21 12:31:53 PM

MadAzza: lindalouwho: Excuse me subby, but when she died she WAS Mick"s girlfriend, not his former girlfriend. Death does not negate that.

Came here to say that!

Although I'm still trying to figure out how someone hangs herself from a doorknob. Not mocking, just confused.


Forgot to address the first line of your post:

*fistbump*

/semantics is important
 
2014-03-21 03:02:19 PM
Nobody is ever going to believe it when keith dies..
 
2014-03-21 07:04:02 PM

Somaticasual: Nobody is ever going to believe it when keith dies..


I'm just about convinced that he's an immortal - it would explain everything.

/well, maybe not the "fell out of a coconut tree" incident
 
2014-03-21 07:37:39 PM
Keith Richards was able to just play through it every time he died.
 
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