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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Is there anything creepier than sitting on the toilet in your school's bathroom only to have the janitor peek under the stall's door and smile at you?   (startribune.com) divider line 55
    More: Strange, Walter J. Happel, male students, elementary schools, St. Paul Police Department  
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2014-03-20 04:49:22 PM
Yes. Lots of things.
 
2014-03-20 04:56:07 PM
Maybe this.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 04:59:18 PM
Does the smile make it better or worse?
 
2014-03-20 05:30:33 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 08:01:15 PM
www.best-horror-movies.com
 
2014-03-20 08:03:22 PM
See this
Wat do?
 
2014-03-20 08:06:04 PM
Yes. Sitting on the toilet in your own home only to have the school's janitor peek under the door and smile at you.
 
2014-03-20 08:06:30 PM
Is the janitor a clown, or my mom, because either would escalate the situation immeasurably.
 
2014-03-20 08:08:57 PM
He has kind of a Gary Ridgeway look about him.
 
2014-03-20 08:11:20 PM
That's one way to get your nose broken. Foot, meet creepy face.
 
2014-03-20 08:12:51 PM
I was sexually molested by the janitor when I was in elementary school. I hope he's dead by now.
 
2014-03-20 08:16:09 PM

freetomato: He has kind of a Gary Ridgeway look about him.


stmedia.startribune.com

So he does.

This was my first thought:

home.earthlink.net
 
2014-03-20 08:16:40 PM
www.youredm.com
 
2014-03-20 08:19:13 PM
TomD beat me by 31 seconds!
 
2014-03-20 08:20:07 PM
Creepy no doubt.

But what does the testosterone or topical gel have to do with this?
 
2014-03-20 08:20:09 PM

TomD9938: freetomato: He has kind of a Gary Ridgeway look about him.



So he does.

This was my first thought:


Damn. I see that now too. Love child of Ridgeway and Milton.

If he had wagged his pecker at my child I would have raised holy hell every second of every day until he was hauled off in cuffs, but the school AND the mother just let it slide for three years? WTF?
 
2014-03-20 08:20:45 PM
ibfilmsas.wikispaces.com
 
2014-03-20 08:21:58 PM
He could lick his lips. Or just go deadpan and breath heavily.
 
2014-03-20 08:23:52 PM
Welcome to Silent Hill.
 
2014-03-20 08:24:37 PM

colinspooky: Yes. Lots of things.


Ctrl-Alt-Del: [ibfilmsas.wikispaces.com image 800x500]


Like that.

/came here to say that
/unsurprised there is a photo of the very thing
 
2014-03-20 08:27:02 PM
I was just trying to be friendly, FFS!
 
2014-03-20 08:27:09 PM

freetomato: Love child of Ridgeway and Milton.


Poor Milton...
 
2014-03-20 08:30:10 PM
Gives a new meaning to keeping an eye on the student body
 
2014-03-20 08:30:42 PM
Oh come on. What is the harm, really? So he caught a glimpse of little Joey squatting on the crapper. Big deal. Poor guy has to put up with cleaning up kid puke daily for 20 years, and he's going to lose his job over this? A travesty. I'm calling on the awesome power of Fark to start a fund for this guy in his time of need. C'mon people, dig deep and make a difference today!
 
2014-03-20 08:31:41 PM
Peter  Gazing Pecker Checker
 
2014-03-20 08:35:36 PM
Has been seen hanging out with this guy

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2014-03-20 08:47:30 PM
The teachers are going to be pissed, when they hear the janitors are cutting in on the action.
 
2014-03-20 08:55:36 PM
Happel kept a secret room in the building that contained an open packet of Enzyte topical intensifying gel

cdn.stripersonline.com

No wonder the janitor was always smiling.
 
2014-03-20 09:03:32 PM
i762.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 09:17:51 PM

naughtyrev: Maybe this.

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Yep, definitely that.
 
2014-03-20 09:23:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 09:26:10 PM
The penis shaking incident.
That has a certain ring to it. Like a Tom Clancy novel or a government scandal. I like it.
 
2014-03-20 09:43:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 09:45:13 PM
And how can we forget:

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-20 09:47:17 PM
The complaint shows that Happel worked for the school district for years even though allegations of misconduct were reported to school officials.

I'm shocked.  No, really.  This is my shocked face.
 
2014-03-20 09:47:38 PM
Yes.
 
2014-03-20 09:49:29 PM
rc.vc
 
2014-03-20 10:29:33 PM
Janitor should have worked for my high school.  No doors on the stalls.  Still didn't stop the occasional OD, though.  Fortunately, in case of emergencies, I knew of the one bathroom down in the music wing that had a real door on it.

And I'm still mildly traumatized by the time in elementary school where I was in a stall (with door), and some kid climbed up to look over the top and laugh.  Classmates and I started using the Buddy System to stand guard after that, since I wasn't the only one the freak did it to.

To whoever invented stalls with so many gaps (top, bottom, panel/door seams, sometimes even in the back so you can't even lean back without spotting the guy next to you):  I don't like you.
 
2014-03-20 10:30:26 PM
While in the military, I was in Japan sitting in a stall taking care of business when I had to raise my feet as the little old Japanese lady mopped under the stall door. I don't think she peeked... but then again.
 
2014-03-20 11:08:37 PM
My wife had something very similar happen.  She was working third shift at her store and the guy whose job was to clean, wax and buff the floor would sneak into the ladies room and listen to the ladies doing their business.  He never peaked, but that didn't help him from being fired and banned from Kroger.

albuquerquehalsey: [i.imgur.com image 850x554]


I was at a large week long gathering where that question came up.  We were playing social mixing games to get people who were shy to meet new people, so the host of the games had people sort themselves into three groups.  The groups being crumpled tp, folded tp, and none of your business.  We were all relieved when we were allowed to make a movement to something else.
 
2014-03-20 11:17:45 PM
Aka Manto! He's one of those urban legend ghosts -- it's said he, or his disembodied voice, appears to you while you are on the toilet in the 4th stall of a public restroom, and he asks if you want a red cape or a blue cape. Virtually any answer you give ensures that you will be horrifically murdered.
 
2014-03-20 11:27:29 PM
We never had doors on stalls. In 12 years, I never once shat at school.
 
2014-03-20 11:28:58 PM

ayrlander: Janitor should have worked for my high school.  No doors on the stalls.  Still didn't stop the occasional OD, though.  Fortunately, in case of emergencies, I knew of the one bathroom down in the music wing that had a real door on it.

And I'm still mildly traumatized by the time in elementary school where I was in a stall (with door), and some kid climbed up to look over the top and laugh.  Classmates and I started using the Buddy System to stand guard after that, since I wasn't the only one the freak did it to.

To whoever invented stalls with so many gaps (top, bottom, panel/door seams, sometimes even in the back so you can't even lean back without spotting the guy next to you):  I don't like you.


Move to Europe- each stall is a room.
 
2014-03-20 11:43:33 PM
Yes, sitting on a public toilet!
 
2014-03-20 11:49:36 PM

bratface: Yes, sitting on a public toilet!


That is why it is helpful to have strong thighs if ass gaskets are not dispensed in the stall. The Hover!
 
2014-03-20 11:53:59 PM

ayrlander: Janitor should have worked for my high school.  No doors on the stalls.  Still didn't stop the occasional OD, though.  Fortunately, in case of emergencies, I knew of the one bathroom down in the music wing that had a real door on it.

And I'm still mildly traumatized by the time in elementary school where I was in a stall (with door), and some kid climbed up to look over the top and laugh.  Classmates and I started using the Buddy System to stand guard after that, since I wasn't the only one the freak did it to.

To whoever invented stalls with so many gaps (top, bottom, panel/door seams, sometimes even in the back so you can't even lean back without spotting the guy next to you):  I don't like you.


There's a bar here in town where the only toilet stall has a door that is only about 3 feet high. Other people in the bathroom can watch your facial expressions while you poop.
 
2014-03-21 12:25:18 AM

fusillade762: ayrlander: Janitor should have worked for my high school.  No doors on the stalls.  Still didn't stop the occasional OD, though.  Fortunately, in case of emergencies, I knew of the one bathroom down in the music wing that had a real door on it.

And I'm still mildly traumatized by the time in elementary school where I was in a stall (with door), and some kid climbed up to look over the top and laugh.  Classmates and I started using the Buddy System to stand guard after that, since I wasn't the only one the freak did it to.

To whoever invented stalls with so many gaps (top, bottom, panel/door seams, sometimes even in the back so you can't even lean back without spotting the guy next to you):  I don't like you.

There's a bar here in town where the only toilet stall has a door that is only about 3 feet high. Other people in the bathroom can watch your facial expressions while you poop.



fusillade762,

Why would you do that in public?
 
2014-03-21 12:27:59 AM

freetomato: bratface: Yes, sitting on a public toilet!

That is why it is helpful to have strong thighs if ass gaskets are not dispensed in the stall. The Hover!


I never sit (even if there are 'ass gaskets'), I always hover. When me & my sister were little her mother would hold us over the toilet.
 
2014-03-21 12:57:37 AM

naughtyrev: Maybe this.


win
 
2014-03-21 01:57:14 AM

bratface: freetomato: bratface: Yes, sitting on a public toilet!

That is why it is helpful to have strong thighs if ass gaskets are not dispensed in the stall. The Hover!

I never sit (even if there are 'ass gaskets'), I always hover. When me & my sister were little her mother would hold us over the toilet.


Stepsisters, I guess.

There are worse things in the world than voiding oneself in a place used by others. I am guessing you have not travelled much.

Relax. When you die, I doubt it will be because your butt cheeks sat on a strange toilet.
 
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