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(Huffington Post UK)   Is it Matthew 5:39 or Luke 6:29 with the business about turning the other cheek? And which one is it that says to do it with your pants down on the altar in church?   ( divider line
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2243 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2014 at 5:40 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-20 05:26:19 PM
2014-03-20 05:47:24 PM  
WTF are a Matthew, Mark, or Luke? I was looking for the John.
2014-03-20 05:49:37 PM  
Matthew 16:26, I believe.
2014-03-20 05:52:48 PM  
In interview, Courtney told officers he went to the cathedral to pray but "lost it" when he arrived, for some unknown reason. He claimed he climbed on to the altar to be "closer to God", Mr Wraith said.

It's only a matter of degrees, isn't it?
2014-03-20 06:01:59 PM  
When you're crazy enough to disturb the group of people who are all talking to the same imaginary friend at once, then you're pretty fooking crazy.
2014-03-20 06:03:02 PM  
I thought dropping trou on an alter was the subtext of most of the epistles.
2014-03-20 06:08:11 PM  
I found the correct reference, Subby:
2014-03-20 07:17:38 PM  
The Aristocrats?

Or is that only applicable if he shiatted on the old ladies?
2014-03-20 08:00:45 PM  
Richard 6:9
2014-03-21 09:16:30 AM  
Bath salts? I miss bath salts stories. Bring back cannabalism!
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