If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KIRO TV)   Seattle police report that Kurt Cobain is still dead   (kirotv.com) divider line 62
    More: Obvious, Seattle Center, Seattle Police, Kurt Cobain, King County Sheriff's Office  
•       •       •

3274 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2014 at 5:39 PM (17 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



62 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-03-20 04:28:07 PM
That's good, because if he were a zombie, someone would have to put another hole in his head.
 
2014-03-20 04:35:33 PM
Yeah. Thanks Obama. Why'd you have to give Cobain the shotgun mouthwash.
 
2014-03-20 04:44:45 PM

www.makara.us

 
2014-03-20 05:44:32 PM
Before he was shot

The author seems to indicate murder.  Usually, suicides are in active voice. (Before he shot himself...)
 
2014-03-20 05:48:27 PM

2wolves: [www.makara.us image 200x296]


Ant-Man approves.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-20 05:51:13 PM
Yep, dead as Tupac.
 
2014-03-20 05:55:24 PM
 
2014-03-20 05:55:47 PM
Well at least where he died of a gunshot to the head he can't come back as a zombie.
 
2014-03-20 06:07:54 PM
mbillips Yep, dead as Tupac.

we got fotos of 'pac, Kurt's could be any Converse-wearing junkie
i.ytimg.com
Of course Richard Lee's Seattle Public Access show's the best-next to The Goddess Kring-I just wish they didn't air every episode a thousand times.  He basically harangues differing Seattle Police Chiefs at SeaFairs, Aberdeen High campus police, whomever, over the years about their complicity in the 'cover-up', imagine if David Fincher's "Zodiac" was a Daniel Clowes comic  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdWWXAMKLr0
 
IP
2014-03-20 06:08:05 PM

2wolves: [www.makara.us image 200x296]


Dammit I wanted to post that!


/shakes tiny fist
 
2014-03-20 06:08:43 PM
Someone should just ask Courtney Love what happened to him. I'm sure she knows.....
 
2014-03-20 06:26:47 PM
Came for Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Leaving happy.
 
2014-03-20 06:28:44 PM

zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/


Well it's on the internet and convenient to repost, I'm sure none of this is biased or false. Someone show this to the Seattle Police, stat!
 
2014-03-20 06:29:55 PM

mbillips: Yep, dead as Tupac.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 06:33:59 PM

zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/


That's fun to read, but of course ignores all of the evidence that points to it being suicide.
 
2014-03-20 06:44:47 PM

marius2: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

Well it's on the internet and convenient to repost, I'm sure none of this is biased or false. Someone show this to the Seattle Police, stat!


That's Tom Grant's website. He is the detective hired by Love in 1994 to locate Cobain in 1994.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Grant_%28private_investigator%29
 
2014-03-20 06:45:58 PM
At least he killed hair metal before killing himself.
 
2014-03-20 06:49:53 PM
That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou.
 
2014-03-20 07:03:28 PM

zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/


This is all SUCH bullshiat, based on the cash-in book and video of a private investigator who saw dollar signs in pandering to Cobain's fans.

He shot himself. Get over it. Stop blaming Courtney because Kurt was a worthless piece of shiat who couldn't face the real world.
 
2014-03-20 07:11:16 PM

Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

This is all SUCH bullshiat, based on the cash-in book and video of a private investigator who saw dollar signs in pandering to Cobain's fans.

He shot himself. Get over it. Stop blaming Courtney because Kurt was a worthless piece of shiat who couldn't face the real world.


That Courtney love is an opportunistic washed up vapid gas-bag has nothing to do with cobain's suicide.
 
2014-03-20 07:12:59 PM

Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

This is all SUCH bullshiat, based on the cash-in book and video of a private investigator who saw dollar signs in pandering to Cobain's fans.

He shot himself. Get over it. Stop blaming Courtney because Kurt was a worthless piece of shiat who couldn't face the real world.


I agree that he shot himself, but why is he a worthless piece of shiat?
 
2014-03-20 07:18:06 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: At least he killed hair metal before killing himself.


I was never a fan of Nirvana ( or the rest of the "Grunge" movement), but that alone earns him some points....
 
2014-03-20 07:25:22 PM
Suicide is the last, desperate act of a person who feels worthless, unloved, uncared-for and unnoticed, attempting to tell the world "Look, motherf*ckers, I did this! Me! Look at me! I did this ALL BY MYSELF!" It's a completely selfish attempt at self-validation.

So when well-meaning people take that away by pretending it had to be murder, because CLEARLY no successful, beloved celebrity could POSSIBLY be that depressed, all they are doing is confirming the desperation of the suicide's final act: They weren't even allowed the selfishness of suicide. It has to be all about their fans--nothing they could do was about them.
 
2014-03-20 07:26:46 PM

FlyingJ: The Goddess Kring



*Shudder*
 
2014-03-20 07:27:43 PM

rattchett: Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

This is all SUCH bullshiat, based on the cash-in book and video of a private investigator who saw dollar signs in pandering to Cobain's fans.

He shot himself. Get over it. Stop blaming Courtney because Kurt was a worthless piece of shiat who couldn't face the real world.

I agree that he shot himself, but why is he a worthless piece of shiat?


He would get stoned and miss practices, miss gigs, and of course, the whole "killing yourself and putting your child through horror and nightmares" really tops the list.
 
2014-03-20 07:30:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: Suicide is the last, desperate act of a person who feels worthless, unloved, uncared-for and unnoticed, attempting to tell the world "Look, motherf*ckers, I did this! Me! Look at me! I did this ALL BY MYSELF!" It's a completely selfish attempt at self-validation.

So when well-meaning people take that away by pretending it had to be murder, because CLEARLY no successful, beloved celebrity could POSSIBLY be that depressed, all they are doing is confirming the desperation of the suicide's final act: They weren't even allowed the selfishness of suicide. It has to be all about their fans--nothing they could do was about them.


This is my point, and why I refer to him as a piece of shiat. He was a selfish prick who had everything, and he had this snotty attitude about it and wasted his life, spun his family's lives into turmoil, and screwed over his bandmates. His kid grew up without a father because he was a spineless loser who begged for fame and then got pissy and killed himself when people kept asking him to play his biggest radio hit.

Also, in my book, heroin does not a hero make.
 
2014-03-20 07:32:05 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: At least he killed hair metal before killing himself.


Well, yes. He gets partial credit for this, though Dave Grohl and Courtney Love certainly did their part in the death of hair metal.

But I'd argue that grunge was WORSE. It has lasted in some form or another, but hair metal is gone and won't come back.
 
2014-03-20 07:43:45 PM

Nix Nightbird: thismomentinblackhistory: At least he killed hair metal before killing himself.

Well, yes. He gets partial credit for this, though Dave Grohl and Courtney Love certainly did their part in the death of hair metal.

But I'd argue that grunge was WORSE. It has lasted in some form or another, but hair metal is gone and won't come back.


Grunge was just some marketing fantasy from coked up A&R guys, and yeah, what they called grunge sucked. Nirvana was a postpunk pop band. I give Kurt credit for giving credit where it is do. For me, like many, Nirvana was one of several starting points for a lifetime of discovery -- the pixies, the meat puppets, the vaselines, and so forth.

Just my two pesos.
 
2014-03-20 07:46:52 PM
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
 
2014-03-20 07:47:59 PM
Nix Nightbird:

This is my point, and why I refer to him as a piece of shiat. He was a selfish prick who had everything, and he had this snotty attitude about it and wasted his life, spun his family's lives into turmoil, and screwed over his bandmates. His kid grew up without a father because he was a spineless loser who begged for fame and then got pissy and killed himself when people kept asking him to play his biggest radio hit.

Also, in my book, heroin does not a hero make.


So depressed people are pieces of shiat because they don't realize all the good things they have? He was in physical and emotional pain his whole life, drugs dulled that pain and made it stronger at the same time.

I'll give you a 4/10 as you at least got a reaction out of me.
 
2014-03-20 07:53:00 PM

Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

This is all SUCH bullshiat, based on the cash-in book and video of a private investigator who saw dollar signs in pandering to Cobain's fans.


Why can't it be both? He has evidence of a murder and has made money off the case.


Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

He shot himself. Get over it.


How do you know he shot himself?
I am over it.


Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

Stop blaming Courtney because Kurt was a worthless piece of shiat who couldn't face the real world.


Tom Grant has recorded conversations he made with with Courtney Love that demonstrate inconsistencies and outright lies, including her filing a false police report about Cobain while impersonating his mother because Love didn't want Cobain to know she was looking for him. Why would an innocent person behave that way?

It's been verified, including by Love's own lawyer, that Cobain was seeking a divorce at the time of his death. She has already blown through hundreds of millions of Cobain-related money, a motive as old as recorded time.

Read the book, then form an opinion:
http://www.amazon.com/Killed-Kurt-Cobain-Mysterious-Death/dp/0806520 74 4/ref=sr_1_1/184-6688844-5342229?ie=UTF8&qid=1395359465&sr=8-1&keyword s=who+killed+kurt+cobain
 
2014-03-20 07:53:30 PM
Hey, I live out here. NEVER, NEVER trust what KIRO news says. They literally make shiat up. People are hurt by their bogus stories. For example saying felons were illegally voting in 2008. Everyone who was incarcerated lost the vote for that election. Even the state of WA considered adding to the lawsuits against them. In the end they decided to let the public decide if they are worth watching. THEY ARE NOT.
Please continue to harpoon them at will
 
2014-03-20 07:54:24 PM

Nix Nightbird: This is my point, and why I refer to him as a piece of shiat. He was a selfish prick who had everything, and he had this snotty attitude about it and wasted his life, spun his family's lives into turmoil, and screwed over his bandmates. His kid grew up without a father because he was a spineless loser who begged for fame and then got pissy and killed himself when people kept asking him to play his biggest radio hit.

Also, in my book, heroin does not a hero make.


Cobain had severe chronic stomach pains that his friends and bandmates said was borderline debilitating, and that numerous doctors failed to diagnose. He turned to drugs in part as a way to self-medicate the pain. He also had about the shiattiest childhood you can imagine, and was probably an und-iagnosed manic depressive. And on top of that he married a manipulative, greedy sociopath. But, yeah, shiat all over him if it makes you feel like a bigger person.
 
2014-03-20 07:54:27 PM

marius2: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

Well it's on the internet and convenient to repost, I'm sure none of this is biased or false. Someone show this to the Seattle Police, stat!


Ditto!
 
2014-03-20 07:57:27 PM
 
2014-03-20 08:02:49 PM

Nix Nightbird: rattchett: Nix Nightbird: zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/

This is all SUCH bullshiat, based on the cash-in book and video of a private investigator who saw dollar signs in pandering to Cobain's fans.

He shot himself. Get over it. Stop blaming Courtney because Kurt was a worthless piece of shiat who couldn't face the real world.

I agree that he shot himself, but why is he a worthless piece of shiat?

He would get stoned and miss practices, miss gigs, and of course, the whole "killing yourself and putting your child through horror and nightmares" really tops the list.


Yeah, he was in agony.  Maybe you should try it before you judge.
 
2014-03-20 08:15:37 PM
Very nice that Farkers think a suicidal person is selfish and are douchebags. Also selfish are people who get cancer, are the victims of crime, and other stuff.

Next up from Farkers: old people are attention whores!
 
2014-03-20 08:28:51 PM

zvoidx: [i.imgur.com image 443x1500]
http://cobaincase.com/


Wow, That just blows my mind.
 
2014-03-20 08:29:13 PM

Gyrfalcon: Suicide is the last, desperate act of a person who feels worthless, unloved, uncared-for and unnoticed,


You should have stopped there. More often, it's seen as the one and only way to kill the emotional pain that's caused by sheer existence. Yeah, he had money, fame, all the material trappings of life that anyone could want, but for some people, that's not the point of life. I would hazard a guess that he wanted something much more meaningful, but was unable to grasp it.

The attention whores are the ones who make an attempt, with every intention of failing.
 
2014-03-20 08:30:23 PM

buckler: Came for Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Leaving happy.


GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW

/we all came for this, really
 
2014-03-20 08:34:48 PM
Regardless of whether his "alleged" suicide was because of mental and/or physical problems, or because he was a selfish piece of shiat, the bottom line remains this: Dave Grohl was the true artistic force behind Nirvana. His body of work bears that out--before, during, and after.
 
2014-03-20 08:35:14 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: At least he killed hair metal before killing himself.


Kurt Cobain is gone, but I'm back wearing leather pants and a backwards hat

/best.  song.  ever.
 
2014-03-20 08:41:33 PM

Mister Peejay: thismomentinblackhistory: At least he killed hair metal before killing himself.

Kurt Cobain is gone, but I'm back wearing leather pants and a backwards hat

/best.  song.  ever.


That's great. I've never seen it.
 
2014-03-20 08:48:42 PM

D2theMcV: Dave Grohl was the true artistic force behind Nirvana. His body of work bears that out--before, during, and after.


1/10
 
2014-03-20 08:50:03 PM
padra Hey, I live out here. NEVER, NEVER trust what KIRO news says.

Also don't accept rides on the KOMO Newschopper

The_Sponge shudder

You wouldn't say that in front of an Evergreen Feminist Studies Major, what else to do on a rainy day than watch a chubby German woman run around nude in bodypaint playing with-ah, there's Google
 
2014-03-20 08:51:48 PM

buckler: Gyrfalcon: Suicide is the last, desperate act of a person who feels worthless, unloved, uncared-for and unnoticed,

You should have stopped there. More often, it's seen as the one and only way to kill the emotional pain that's caused by sheer existence. Yeah, he had money, fame, all the material trappings of life that anyone could want, but for some people, that's not the point of life. I would hazard a guess that he wanted something much more meaningful, but was unable to grasp it.

The attention whores are the ones who make an attempt, with every intention of failing.


All suicides are desperate attention whores in unrelieved emotional pain who want something more meaningful and yet selfishly refuse to take it. If you're in so much pain that you attempt an act that, if you fail to fail, will kill you horribly, then you are...desperately depressed and in unrelieved pain.

I've only tried six times, so I know whereof I speak. None of them succeeded, obviously; but not one was "intended to fail." And yet, no matter how ultimately lethal and final the means, no suicide ever really wants the act to succeed. I guarantee you that at the moment he pulled the trigger, Cobain was thinking "Am I really doing this? Why isn't someone coming in to stop me?" even as he was also thinking "Thank god, I'll finally be dead." Suicide is the ultimate tautology.

Which is why taking away their last validation is equally selfish. Denying that someone could be in so much pain that they could take their own lives (It was murder! It was just an accident! She was just looking for attention, she didn't mean to kill herself!) confirms what the suicide thought: That nobody believed that they were really in emotional pain and thought they were just being selfish.
 
2014-03-20 08:58:21 PM

SpdrJay: Someone should just ask Courtney Love what happened to him. I'm sure she knows.....


Nope, sorry, she's too busy telling everyone what happened to that Malaysian jet.
 
2014-03-20 09:42:08 PM
I can't farking stand Pearl Jam. I'm telling right now. If Nirvana existed today I would probably be listening to them still.
 
2014-03-20 10:52:03 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Nix Nightbird: This is my point, and why I refer to him as a piece of shiat. He was a selfish prick who had everything, and he had this snotty attitude about it and wasted his life, spun his family's lives into turmoil, and screwed over his bandmates. His kid grew up without a father because he was a spineless loser who begged for fame and then got pissy and killed himself when people kept asking him to play his biggest radio hit.

Also, in my book, heroin does not a hero make.

Cobain had severe chronic stomach pains that his friends and bandmates said was borderline debilitating, and that numerous doctors failed to diagnose. He turned to drugs in part as a way to self-medicate the pain. He also had about the shiattiest childhood you can imagine, and was probably an und-iagnosed manic depressive. And on top of that he married a manipulative, greedy sociopath. But, yeah, shiat all over him if it makes you feel like a bigger person.


It's way easier to say "he's dead and he was a piece of shiat" then it is to do some research and hear the counter argument.

It's trolling at its most fundamental levels.
 
2014-03-20 10:58:35 PM
Good Lord, I am old...
 
Displayed 50 of 62 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report