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(Breitbart.com)   Announcing 'I have a bomb all up in my ass', is no way to walk through Beijing Capital International Airport, Son   (breitbart.com) divider line 47
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2014-03-20 02:34:27 PM  
And this is Obama's fault?
 
2014-03-20 02:39:49 PM  
Anyone got any gnome dust and the guts to confirm this?
 
2014-03-20 02:42:13 PM  
can we get a non-breitbart link, please?
 
2014-03-20 02:48:40 PM  
oi54.tinypic.com
We check for that here
 
2014-03-20 02:50:17 PM  
How does one say "poop thread" in Mandarin?
 
2014-03-20 03:02:54 PM  

xanadian: How does one say "poop thread" in Mandarin?


Mongolian Beef
 
2014-03-20 03:16:33 PM  
Hell, that's just a night of Taco Hell for me.
 
2014-03-20 03:22:39 PM  

FlashHarry: can we get a non-breitbart link, please?


No. Don't like it? Go look for another .... Insert crying teenage girl here
 
2014-03-20 03:37:11 PM  
Unless of course you want the Chinese airport bullies to give you a rough and dry UFIA.
 
2014-03-20 03:38:26 PM  
Best headline meme ever!
 
2014-03-20 03:40:58 PM  
I bet they are still up in there diggign' for it.
And they WILL find it. Or he WILL die trying.
 
2014-03-20 03:42:30 PM  
I'm gona' go out on a limb here and say the guy really likes ass play.
 
2014-03-20 03:45:39 PM  
How many times in recorded history has this kind of remark been found to be true? Has an actual bomber ever said s/he had a bomb?

Or is this just another way to disprove "you can't be too careful?"
 
2014-03-20 03:46:31 PM  
this means we should cut taxes for the rich and look into benghazi
 
2014-03-20 03:46:58 PM  
Son is a Korean name, subby. Not Chinese.
 
2014-03-20 03:47:16 PM  
It sounds like he was just being indignant. "Oh, maybe I should take my pants off too because obviously I have a bomb up my ass."
 
2014-03-20 03:47:19 PM  
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2014-03-20 03:48:31 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: I'm gona' go out on a limb here and say the guy really likes ass play.


He does now.
 
2014-03-20 03:51:15 PM  
Confucius say "Man who go through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok."
 
2014-03-20 03:52:40 PM  
"Sir, I'm not feeling it up there anywhere"
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 03:53:45 PM  
bananascoop.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-20 03:55:59 PM  
Beijing airport is big and confusing. It's easy to end up standing in the wrong line and not finding out until you're at the counter, then have to go stand in the other line.

They are obsessive about making sure you don't have a cigarette lighter in your checked-in baggage, but I don't remember having to take my shoes off.

Going through security there is very much like a somewhat polite DMV/Soup Nazi experience.

Could totally see an American or Russian pulling something like this there, but not an Asian.
 
2014-03-20 03:56:08 PM  
Ate at Taco Bell for lunch.

Know the feeli......oops, gotta go.
 
2014-03-20 03:56:53 PM  
cdn2.screenjunkies.com

Actually, there is a MUCH more appropriate picture from the game, but don't want to spoil anything
 
2014-03-20 03:57:09 PM  

Headso: this means we should cut taxes for the rich and look into benghazi


Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your imbecile du jour.
 
2014-03-20 03:58:43 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

"Well, let me stick my foot up there to disarm it."
 
2014-03-20 04:01:24 PM  
Bomb bomb BOMB, Bomb Iran Iraq My Ass
 
2014-03-20 04:01:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Anyone got any gnome dust and the guts to confirm this?


Watch out for Nazi bacteria!
 
2014-03-20 04:02:34 PM  

zimbomba63: Headso: this means we should cut taxes for the rich and look into benghazi

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your imbecile du jour.


Thank You, someone had to say it. Perhaps we could do a Kickstarter to send him/her to Benghazi
 
2014-03-20 04:04:46 PM  
I think Breitbart has been hacked, that article was totally rational.
 
2014-03-20 04:15:04 PM  
Someone stuffed up us the bomb.
 
2014-03-20 04:23:45 PM  
Coulda been worse.

He also could have said "...and Long Live Falum Gong!"
 
2014-03-20 04:25:11 PM  
Someone set ass up the bomb.
 
2014-03-20 04:25:36 PM  
It's probably difficult to walk anywhere that way, really.
 
2014-03-20 04:26:54 PM  
Hmmm, just got a colonoscopy this morning, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

/along with my own copies of beautiful color pics of my superb, clean, polyp-free colon...
 
2014-03-20 04:29:19 PM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: scottydoesntknow: Anyone got any gnome dust and the guts to confirm this?

Watch out for Nazi bacteria!


And don't forget to answer the phone.
 
2014-03-20 04:33:17 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
Not amused.

/hot
 
2014-03-20 04:47:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 04:48:57 PM  

grinding_journalist: [i229.photobucket.com image 475x202]
Not amused.

/hot


" Do you know what this is? It's a charger used by convicts to hide money and drugs they tuck it up their rectum. This is pencil detonator, timer, used as a receiver from the pager. This is C4 highly explosive; you put it all together you've got a bomb, not very sophisticated, but very powerful "
 
2014-03-20 04:53:50 PM  
users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2014-03-20 05:20:30 PM  

rjakobi: Coulda been worse.

He also could have said "...and Long Live Falum Gong!"


I don't think the Chinese authorities take tom-foolery lightly.  The "funny man" may end up with tongue pulled out his asshole.
 
2014-03-20 05:34:14 PM  
"Where is the bomb"?

"If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was".
 
2014-03-20 06:00:41 PM  

jim32rr: FlashHarry: can we get a non-breitbart link, please?

No. Don't like it? Go look for another .... Insert crying teenage girl here


HaHa.jpg
 
2014-03-20 06:02:14 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

/sounds like he has an unmentionable problem.
 
2014-03-20 08:24:23 PM  
Fa
 
2014-03-20 08:39:54 PM  

talkertopc: I think Breitbart has been hacked, that article was totally rational.


All these derp sites run stories like this every now and then to try to get clicks from people who won't read their political shiat.
 
2014-03-21 07:13:35 AM  
The security official then reportedly asked the man what must have been the English equivalent of "Come again?"

Which would be, "Come again?" In English.

/I think he meant the Chinese equivalent
 
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