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    More: NewsFlash, Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church, god, Baptist church, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro, Vince Gill, Lesbian Task Force  
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2014-03-20 11:59:16 AM  
59 votes:
www.thefunnypage.com
2014-03-20 12:47:04 PM  
49 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 12:22:26 PM  
37 votes:
Asses to ashes.
Douche to dust.
2014-03-20 12:59:17 PM  
16 votes:
memeguy.com
2014-03-20 12:50:08 PM  
16 votes:
www.thegailygrind.com
2014-03-20 12:53:11 PM  
15 votes:

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 641x375]


i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 12:12:20 PM  
14 votes:

drgullo.com

R.I.P. Mr. Phelps

2014-03-20 12:56:33 PM  
12 votes:
Fred's dead, baby. Fred's dead.
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:14:25 PM  
11 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-20 01:09:33 PM  
11 votes:
www.metalsucks.net
2014-03-20 12:51:14 PM  
11 votes:
i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 12:49:38 PM  
11 votes:
I'm calling it now. The Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest his funeral.
2014-03-20 12:47:15 PM  
11 votes:
Wait.  Is this another "International Day of Happiness" thread?
2014-03-20 01:17:17 PM  
10 votes:
Outside of the Westboro Baptist Church, Phelps' followers were reported as confused and unsure what to picket next...
imageshack.com
2014-03-20 01:00:47 PM  
10 votes:

www.thecuckoobee.com


RIP BREAD FELT

2014-03-20 12:57:57 PM  
10 votes:
fixed.gr
2014-03-20 12:47:13 PM  
10 votes:
May his grave be forever drenched in urine.
2014-03-20 01:13:11 PM  
9 votes:
There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.

The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his seat belt and his head flew into the windshield. Took me all day to make the face look natural."

Not to be outdone, the second mortician says, "You think that's bad?   I had this guy in who got hit by a train while he was riding his bike. Took me TWO days to put all the pieces back together!"

The third mortician just shook his head. "You guys have it easy," he said. "I had Fred Phelps in my place. Seems like the head nurse at the Hospice was one angry gay man. He raped Fred multiple times the night before he died. Took me all week just to wipe the smile off his face!"
2014-03-20 01:01:22 PM  
9 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 12:52:21 PM  
9 votes:
Dear Fark Mods,

img1.wikia.nocookie.net

You will attempt to moderate this thread, but you will fail.

After years of built-up anger, the rage is finally going to flow.

i24.photobucket.com

Just......walk away.
2014-03-20 01:58:39 PM  
8 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 12:55:08 PM  
8 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.


2.bp.blogspot.com
But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!
2014-03-20 12:53:10 PM  
8 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:52:15 PM  
8 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:52:06 PM  
8 votes:
Won't someone please think of all those ungiven farks?

For just Pennies a day, you could give those farks a nice home.
2014-03-20 01:21:38 PM  
7 votes:
A play

Fred Phelps comes rides the escalator to heaven and steps of to the entrance area in front of the pearly gates.

Fred: I was right!
St. Peter: Come on in my son.
Fred: I told you so! God hates everyone except for me and my believers!

Fred steps forward only to have the gates slam shut.
St. Peter: Just farkin' with ya.
Fred: What?!?!
St. Peter: You think you're getting in here you hate spewing asshole? Uhhh, nope.
Fred: But, but!
St. Peter: Look we're all about
forgiveness around here, but you crossed the line and went lightyears beyond it. I don't know what Bible you were reading to think what you did, but you're the last person getting into heaven.
St. Peter picks up his phone and dials.
St. Peter: Lucifer? Yeah, it's Pete: Fred's here and I just finishing messing with him. I know you guys have been working up a bunch of new stuff, so are you ready? *pause* Okay, I'll send him down the express elevator. (hangs up)
St. Peter to Fred: Whoa boy, you are sooooo screwed. I was CC'ed on the torture order forms and know what they've been working on down in Hell just for you.
The doors to the express elevator to Hell open up, with the Village People's "Macho Man" playing inside.
St. Peter: See ya Fred, and watch your corn hole.
2014-03-20 01:13:39 PM  
7 votes:
scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-20 01:05:43 PM  
7 votes:

scottydoesntknow: What if he resurrects in 3 days?


cdn.uproxx.com
2014-03-20 12:55:41 PM  
7 votes:

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


static2.fjcdn.com
2014-03-20 12:49:42 PM  
7 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:48:26 PM  
7 votes:
AIDS claims another victim.
2014-03-20 12:47:38 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 01:31:05 PM  
6 votes:
I hope his dog dies too:
imageshack.com
2014-03-20 01:13:23 PM  
6 votes:

ariseatex: So who will play him in the inevitable Hollywood biopic?


George Takei
2014-03-20 01:04:19 PM  
6 votes:
What if he resurrects in 3 days?
2014-03-20 12:56:10 PM  
6 votes:
cdn.shopify.com

Another victim of the Gayroller.
2014-03-20 12:46:09 PM  
6 votes:
forum.maplewoodonline.com
2014-03-20 04:05:00 PM  
5 votes:

www.fritriac.de

2014-03-20 03:09:01 PM  
5 votes:

Vacation Bible School: That's because Cheney can't die. He's a monster wearing a remarkable looking human suit. When this age of the earth passes into the dust of time, he will still be here, roaming the wasted landscape, scouring for the next life to assume, waiting for the next intelligence to rise and command the planet. He is a monster that thrives on the innocence of others, the breaths of infants that are taken too soon sustain him. Every culture, living and dead, has known a Cheney. He lurks in the shadows, unassuming and unsuspected, until such time as the monster can take a new host and reveal himself.

i887.photobucket.com

This +1 was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the +1 it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that +1 was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.

His ass.

Five long years, he wore this +1... up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the +1. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of +1 up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, Vacation Bible School, I give the +1 to you.
2014-03-20 01:34:44 PM  
5 votes:
Aerial shot of Fred Phelps grave in a year. I time traveled to get the shot.

farm8.static.flickr.com
2014-03-20 01:31:07 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:27:28 PM  
5 votes:
ComicCon did it best


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2014-03-20 01:18:00 PM  
5 votes:
media.heavy.com
2014-03-20 01:02:10 PM  
5 votes:
i159.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:59:55 PM  
5 votes:
If his funeral doesn't look like this...

2.bp.blogspot.com

...I will very disappointed.
2014-03-20 12:56:05 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 12:52:34 PM  
5 votes:

Impasse: One less Democrat.


9/10. You'll get some bites. Points off for spelling everything correctly.
2014-03-20 07:19:03 PM  
4 votes:

Omahawg: good night, funny man

will we ever see an attention whore of his like again? ever?


media.salon.com
2014-03-20 04:40:28 PM  
4 votes:

Darwins Point-ed Stick: Adding my two pence to this epic thread, Fred, SINCERELY, fark you, you shoulda died years ago.

/do I get a badge?


i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 03:23:39 PM  
4 votes:
i236.photobucket.com.
i236.photobucket.com.
i236.photobucket.com.
2014-03-20 01:45:48 PM  
4 votes:

Jairzinho:

I will not celebrate the death of Cheney


/I'm not saying they're at the same. just evil in their own way.


briankaldorf.files.wordpress.com

That's because Cheney can't die. He's a monster wearing a remarkable looking human suit. When this age of the earth passes into the dust of time, he will still be here, roaming the wasted landscape, scouring for the next life to assume, waiting for the next intelligence to rise and command the planet. He is a monster that thrives on the innocence of others, the breaths of infants that are taken too soon sustain him. Every culture, living and dead, has known a Cheney. He lurks in the shadows, unassuming and unsuspected, until such time as the monster can take a new host and reveal himself.

2014-03-20 01:29:38 PM  
4 votes:

doonesbury.slate.com


RIP phred

2014-03-20 01:29:30 PM  
4 votes:
I urge everyone to take a moment during this solemn occasion to make a donation in memory of Fred's work to Lambda Legal:  http://www.lambdalegal.org/ways-to-give/in-honor

If you're feeling extra generous, feel free to increase his corpse-spin with a donation in his name to Planned Parenthood:   http://www.plannedparenthood.org/


/We now return to the 1000 post series "Celebratory Schadenfreude and the Modern GIF"
2014-03-20 01:25:25 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 01:21:35 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-20 01:17:53 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com

But seriously, the cruelest reaction we could have would be to ignore these jackoffs.

They thrive on attention, and even the slightest fuel for their persecution fantasy would just be bliss for them.
2014-03-20 01:17:33 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:17:24 PM  
4 votes:
What his grave site will look like for the foreseeable future.

i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 01:12:59 PM  
4 votes:
media.twirlit.com
2014-03-20 01:11:20 PM  
4 votes:

www.propooltablefelt.com


RIP RED FELT POOL TABLE

2014-03-20 01:11:01 PM  
4 votes:

OccamsWhiskers: Death is not something to celebrate


1.bp.blogspot.com



The City of New Orleans begs to differ.
2014-03-20 01:07:31 PM  
4 votes:

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


i.imgur.com

/although if you weren't, 0/10
2014-03-20 01:06:13 PM  
4 votes:

Radak: Well, that's it.  I was debating whether to use half and half or full cream in the mashed potatoes tonight.  Cream it is!


YOLO
2014-03-20 12:58:06 PM  
4 votes:
www.rounds.com

R.I.P. Right Said Fred
2014-03-20 12:57:43 PM  
4 votes:
is it too much to hope he has a  long-term male lover who steps forward to grieve for  Freddy publicly right about now?
2014-03-20 12:55:28 PM  
4 votes:
Na na na na
Na na NA na
Hey hey hey
FARK YOU!!!!
2014-03-20 12:52:57 PM  
4 votes:
community.us.playstation.com
2014-03-20 12:49:41 PM  
4 votes:
www.termcoord.eu
2014-03-20 12:49:37 PM  
4 votes:
RIP fundy man
2014-03-20 12:48:32 PM  
4 votes:
Goodnight, funnyman.
2014-03-20 12:47:52 PM  
4 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:47:26 PM  
4 votes:
I sure hope someone protests his funeral.

Spring really is here.
2014-03-20 10:57:07 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 10:18:15 PM  
3 votes:

ciberido: ReverendJynxed: MustardTiger: "She didn't provide the cause of death or the condition that recently put him in hospice care."


It was AIDS

The gay agenda will do that to you I suppose. All these forced marriages are the beginning of the end.

I know!  And all the good ones have already been assigned!  I got stuck with a sick turtle.


I got a rock.
2014-03-20 07:30:03 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 06:30:30 PM  
3 votes:
www.blogcdn.com
2014-03-20 05:06:44 PM  
3 votes:
i6.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 04:20:57 PM  
3 votes:
drew46n2: waaahhhhhh discusting thread, you haters

i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 03:56:31 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 02:34:27 PM  
3 votes:
I'm sending a bunch of Pansies to his funeral.
2014-03-20 02:32:15 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 02:27:40 PM  
3 votes:
www.macmeisters.com
2014-03-20 02:25:17 PM  
3 votes:
Sylvia Browne: DEAD

Fred Phelps: DEAD

Kevin Trudeau: IN PRISON


Maybe there is a god, after all.

img.fark.net
Never Mind
2014-03-20 02:23:06 PM  
3 votes:
mimg.ugo.com

Never a better time to quote this scene.
2014-03-20 01:42:08 PM  
3 votes:
My mother raised me to never speak ill of the dead, only good.

Fred Phelps is dead.

Good.
2014-03-20 01:39:22 PM  
3 votes:

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


I agree.  It's very likely they will read this thread.
2014-03-20 01:36:09 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:35:09 PM  
3 votes:

Fiction Fan: I usually don't believe in anything like a Hell.
But, if I *were* to believe in one, Fred is there.


I'd prefer to believe that Fred is in a custom-built Hell. Not one with fire and brimstone and rabid dogs, but more like the Castro: scantily-clad queens running amok through the hallways, yelling, "Bring it, sister!" and, "Oh no you di'int!" while waving huge rainbow flags and doing the YMCA on full repeat. And the entire place smells like a santorum smoothie, and everyone in the bathroom has a wide stance. And Fred is only allowed to wear leather S&M garb for eternity while the sisters rub up against him in the most carnal of ways.

Yes, that's his Hell, and I hope he's there. Even God would have a hand in making that carnival.
2014-03-20 01:31:14 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.


We need to make sure his phylactery is destroyed.
2014-03-20 01:26:42 PM  
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-20 01:23:33 PM  
3 votes:
I don't do the wikipedia thing, so I can't edit it, but somebody needs to add, at the very end where it says:
Phelps died shortly before midnight on March 19.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps#cite_note-90">[90]and there was much rejoicing

And link to this thread as the farking citation
2014-03-20 01:22:32 PM  
3 votes:

i253.photobucket.com

2014-03-20 01:20:15 PM  
3 votes:
You know how many farks I give?  Not enough to finish th
2014-03-20 01:08:45 PM  
3 votes:
I guess now the secretary will disavow any knowledge of his actions.
boldquestions.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-20 01:07:15 PM  
3 votes:
blog.zap2it.com
2014-03-20 01:05:38 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: What if he resurrects in 3 days?


randomthoughtsofamananap.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-20 01:04:49 PM  
3 votes:
tropfest.com
2014-03-20 01:01:56 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-20 01:00:18 PM  
3 votes:

CoolHandLucas: [cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com image 500x238]


gifstumblr.com
2014-03-20 12:58:19 PM  
3 votes:
static.someecards.com
2014-03-20 12:58:02 PM  
3 votes:
cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
2014-03-20 12:57:49 PM  
3 votes:
PARTY AT MY PLACE!

Bring your own meat for the BBQ, celebratory buggery welcome.
2014-03-20 12:57:28 PM  
3 votes:
i756.photobucket.com i756.photobucket.com i756.photobucket.comi756.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:56:39 PM  
3 votes:
kw53.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-20 12:55:51 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 12:55:19 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
♪♫ DING DONG, THE WICKED biatch IS DEAD!!! ♪♫
2014-03-20 12:53:55 PM  
3 votes:
Rest in piss, guy.
2014-03-20 12:52:02 PM  
3 votes:
www.happyhelmraths.com
2014-03-20 12:51:59 PM  
3 votes:
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people from all walks of life cheered for joy


/fark you fred
2014-03-20 12:51:18 PM  
3 votes:
Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.
2014-03-20 12:50:41 PM  
3 votes:
I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.
2014-03-20 12:50:09 PM  
3 votes:
Well that explains why its the sun is especially bright and the birds are extra chirpy. Happy spring everyone!
2014-03-20 12:49:35 PM  
3 votes:
img.izismile.com
Party time!
2014-03-20 12:49:19 PM  
3 votes:
Meanwhile, at Fark HQ, the Fark Mods prepare for the Stampede of Schadenfreude that is sure to come.

img.fark.net

"Oh my god! The day we've dreaded is finally here!"

"Hold the line, men. Hold! HOLLLLLLDDDDDDD!"
2014-03-20 12:49:19 PM  
3 votes:
Stay away from the Freds. He hates these Freds!
2014-03-20 12:49:13 PM  
3 votes:
Never will a patch of soil be more nobly fertilized.
2014-03-20 12:48:35 PM  
3 votes:
One less Democrat.
2014-03-20 12:48:11 PM  
3 votes:
Almost makes me wish there really were a hell for people like this.


*leaves thread before more RIP-tards show up*
2014-03-20 12:46:25 PM  
3 votes:
Goodnight, sweet prince.
2014-03-20 12:17:58 PM  
3 votes:
The world has become a slightly more pleasant place.
2014-03-20 09:32:38 PM  
2 votes:
fc00.deviantart.net
2014-03-20 08:01:22 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Grubermann: figment of the human imagination. No one goes to Hell. No one goes to Heaven. We all just go back to the void from whence we sprang.


Yuck, I hope I outlive my mom.
2014-03-20 07:08:42 PM  
2 votes:
Ed Grubermann 2014-03-20 06:52:07 PM

We all just go back to the void from whence we sprang.

Meet Void. He just got fed.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-20 06:44:31 PM  
2 votes:
Oh good, I got here just in time for the badge.

Good riddance, long overdue.

media3.giphy.com
2014-03-20 06:02:49 PM  
2 votes:
I think it's time to post it, gang:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 05:24:03 PM  
2 votes:
www.religifake.com
2014-03-20 04:18:11 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 03:56:01 PM  
2 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com

img0.joyreactor.com

whatgifs.com

31.media.tumblr.com

*plays Lily Allen's "F**k You" in his memory*
2014-03-20 03:38:55 PM  
2 votes:

rockradio1: Fred, say "HI" to Hitler for us.


And enjoy your Pineapple.

fc02.deviantart.net
2014-03-20 03:30:19 PM  
2 votes:

LeroyBourne: Maud Dib: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight

Boondock Saints, cult classic.

Avoid the sequel though.

I'd avoid the original, too

*plonk*

Adios, mofo.

LOL, he crossed the line.


Damn straight.



i865.photobucket.com

\not obscure.
2014-03-20 03:27:24 PM  
2 votes:
LOL everybody hates that dude.

/and I'm not talking about Phelps
2014-03-20 03:18:12 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Frehar: If reincarnation exists, he should have to come back as a gay man's dick.

So you want to give him a reward?


Sure.  It would be the Christian thing to do.
2014-03-20 03:18:06 PM  
2 votes:

SilentStrider: Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.

We need to make sure his phylactery is destroyed.


Put it in a gazebo.  Some paladin will come along.
2014-03-20 03:01:48 PM  
2 votes:
Fred Phelps approached the Pearly Gates, only to find Fred Rogers substituting for St. Peter.

Rogers took one look and said: "You will not be my neighbor."
2014-03-20 02:47:57 PM  
2 votes:

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-03-20 02:39:13 PM  
2 votes:
He certainly chose the appropriate day to die

img.fark.net
2014-03-20 02:37:44 PM  
2 votes:

Dragonflew: Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.


Aw, leave him alone.. he just lost his dad a few hours ago, you might've read about it.
2014-03-20 02:32:30 PM  
2 votes:

img.fark.netRIP FREDO

2014-03-20 02:29:10 PM  
2 votes:
This should be in the Entertainment tab.
2014-03-20 02:28:37 PM  
2 votes:
I just refreshed and saw "Displayed 66 of 666 comments" which was great until I posted this and wrecked it.
2014-03-20 02:08:41 PM  
2 votes:

drew46n2: wyltoknow: random comments on an internet board


online bullying is a real problem. How many kids have killed themselves due to it? Yet you callously dismiss them as harmless.


Fine. If Fred zombies back to life, reads this thread, and kills his zombie self because we were mean to him, then we are all guilty for that re-death.
2014-03-20 02:05:01 PM  
2 votes:

guestguy: [img.fark.net image 200x125]



CSB:

When I first adopted my cat, he was fascinated every time I took a piss.  One day, he was leaning to far forward into the bowl, and my stream hit him in the back of the head....and he took off running.

/At least he learned his lesson.
//What is this thread about again?
2014-03-20 01:52:22 PM  
2 votes:

drew46n2: Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?


You make a great point. Posting a snarky comment on fark is EXACTLY equivalent to disrupting the grieving family at a funeral.

EXACTLY. THE. SAME.
2014-03-20 01:51:38 PM  
2 votes:
Where are they burying him?
Because I was serious about knocking the bottom out of a port-o-let and parking it on top of the grave.
I have the resources and I have done much much worse in my life.
Just tell me where to park it.
2014-03-20 01:47:00 PM  
2 votes:
I imagine it went a bit like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Going down...
2014-03-20 01:34:37 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:33:47 PM  
2 votes:
He was and shall remain to be the most successful troll in the history of trolling.

But seriously folks,

i1.livememe.com
2014-03-20 01:32:00 PM  
2 votes:

drew46n2: Ed Grubermann: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[img.fark.net image 540x540]

Fred was a disgusting display of humanity. He deserves scorn and nothing more.


Do we punish the families of other cult leaders? Do we torment them? Or should we recognize instead that they too are victims?

I guess there is no one out there too evil and hateful that someone won't white knight for them.


I've not defended him, merely called-out the droves of blithering hypocrites doing the same thing now that they're supposedly mad at Phelps for doing.


Umm congratulations? You are now better than everyone else. Which coincidentally, is exactly how Phelps felt about himself.

I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.
2014-03-20 01:31:39 PM  
2 votes:

zulius: We're NOT GONNA PROTEST!


Gutter is a tool!
2014-03-20 01:25:22 PM  
2 votes:

buckler: Ah, the first day of spring! The flowers are blooming, the birds are singing, and the Phelpses are dying. Could anything be more glorious?


Bieber going with him?
2014-03-20 01:25:21 PM  
2 votes:
We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.
2014-03-20 01:24:11 PM  
2 votes:
Its very convenient him dieing without even denying that he on multiple occasions engaged in  gay sex with Senators and Congressmen
2014-03-20 01:21:19 PM  
2 votes:

yanceylebeef: The world has become a slightly more pleasant place.


Yep. I have a policy of not speaking ill of the dead close to their death. Today, Phelps finally did something nice for the world.
2014-03-20 01:20:40 PM  
2 votes:
I hope there is a heaven and hell, and I hope that God and Jesus are waiting at the gates to cock punch Fred Phelps with all their holy might straight to hell.
2014-03-20 01:18:47 PM  
2 votes:
Bury him where he deserves to be.

img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:18:42 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-20 01:16:51 PM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: OccamsWhiskers: Death is not something to celebrate

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The City of New Orleans begs to differ.


--"Whose funeral is it?"
--"Yours."
2014-03-20 01:15:35 PM  
2 votes:
I've been holding onto this for years.

i127.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 01:14:53 PM  
2 votes:

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[img.fark.net image 540x540]


Phelp's body isn't here, and even if it was, you cant give blowjobs to a corpse over the internet.
2014-03-20 01:14:52 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, the first day of spring! The flowers are blooming, the birds are singing, and the Phelpses are dying. Could anything be more glorious?
2014-03-20 01:13:20 PM  
2 votes:
I feel about this man's death the same way I feel about an enormous pimple bursting.  It was there for a while, and it hurt like hell to have it around.  It was utterly disgusting and unhealthy and full of filth.  Then there's the moment that you really can't be happy about - in the pimple's case, the moment it pops.  In Fred's the moment he died - and then relief.

Relief because there's some remnant of it remaining, and it still kinda hurts if you press on it, but you know it's going to start healing now.
2014-03-20 01:12:35 PM  
2 votes:

Impasse: One less Democrat.


Nice one. Short, concise, to the point. I would have gone with "One less Christian" myself.
2014-03-20 01:11:00 PM  
2 votes:

macross87: Stay away from the Freds. He hates these Freds!


I'm, too sexy for my grave,

Too sexy for my grave,

So sexy, the gays will have a rave!
2014-03-20 01:10:08 PM  
2 votes:

Mateorocks: I sure hope someone protests his funeral.

Spring really is here.


img.fark.net

Got to give credit.

/thanks
2014-03-20 01:08:53 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2014-03-20 01:08:35 PM  
2 votes:

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
2014-03-20 01:07:20 PM  
2 votes:

siyuntz: It's moments like this when I kind of wish there was a Hell.


It's moments like this when I'm glad I believe there is a hell.

/won't argue these sort of beliefs
2014-03-20 01:06:43 PM  
2 votes:
www.motherjones.com
2014-03-20 01:06:20 PM  
2 votes:
But in 1979, the Kansas Supreme Court stripped him of his license to practice in state courts, concluding he'd made false statements in court documents and "showed little regard" for professional ethics.

Say what you like about him, but in a world full of sleazy lawyers, he was the Elvis.
2014-03-20 01:05:27 PM  
2 votes:
i8.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 01:05:02 PM  
2 votes:
Well, that's it.  I was debating whether to use half and half or full cream in the mashed potatoes tonight.  Cream it is!
2014-03-20 01:03:30 PM  
2 votes:

Tax Boy: [lh3.ggpht.com image 850x1275]

these guys will be at the cemetery and play extra loud disco music


If I were Bill Gates rich, I would pay for a Million Gay March out of my pocket. And I send Bill Murray as well, with a bottle of whiskey.
2014-03-20 01:03:04 PM  
2 votes:
media.giphy.com
2014-03-20 01:00:42 PM  
2 votes:
Hey! Has anyone had the idea that people should go and protest at his funeral???


/lol oh man I just kill myself!
2014-03-20 12:59:53 PM  
2 votes:
i910.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:58:14 PM  
2 votes:
Bette Davis, on the passing of Joan Crawford, is reported to have said about all I can say here.

"My mother told me never to speak badly of the dead.  She's dead.  Good."
2014-03-20 12:58:07 PM  
2 votes:
I am reminded of this -  Everyone Who Enters Makes Us Happy-Some When They Arrive, Some When They Leave
2014-03-20 12:56:46 PM  
2 votes:

bombdiggitydogs.files.wordpress.com



RIP FRED'S STOLEN FRANKS TRAILER

2014-03-20 12:56:35 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-20 12:56:33 PM  
2 votes:
oh, and this:

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2014-03-20 12:54:20 PM  
2 votes:
I know I heard "Highway to Hell: playing somewhere this morning.
2014-03-20 12:53:53 PM  
2 votes:
The planet just breathed a sigh of relief.

Either that or I just farted. Yep, it's a fart. Well Freddy Farkwad, there's your one-gun salute.

/skidmark
//looks like
///fred
2014-03-20 12:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
This isn't a News Flash.  This is a historical event less important than my dog drooling on a pillow.  Ash upon a mountain.
2014-03-20 12:51:13 PM  
2 votes:

Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.


It was the longest of long cons.  You gotta respect a grifter that never publicly broke character even once
2014-03-20 12:50:58 PM  
2 votes:
God still loves him. That's the point he missed all along.
2014-03-20 12:50:13 PM  
2 votes:
Good. One less horror in the world.
cdn.staticneo.com
2014-03-20 12:49:15 PM  
2 votes:
My dad is named Fred.  Don't hate on Freds, Subby.  Not all of them are arseholes like this guy!
2014-03-20 12:48:56 PM  
2 votes:
I thought I would feel something.
2014-03-20 12:47:52 PM  
2 votes:
If this thread is anything like the one from when we found out he was sick...it's going to be epic.
2014-03-20 12:47:16 PM  
2 votes:
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

He will be missed...

...With my car the next time I'm driving past one of these protests.
2014-03-21 01:30:01 AM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: his interpretation of scripture isn't far off.

Spreading hate and calling it love?


Both of your interpretations are off. The Bible is a lot stranger than what most realize, but only when you realize the ridiculous is what happened, does the old testament make sense. Fallen angels came down and tried to completely corrupt creation. They built all those ancient megaliths. Ancient Aliens isn't far off of what happened, but they were not little green men from another planet, but corrupt spiritual beings from another dimension. The first prophecy in the Bible is what God gives about the woman and her seed, and the serpent and his seed. The corruption of the human race and the world is what was going on genetically. Noah was "perfect in his generations". There is a reason that was stated, but has been long lost among traditional churches.

The flood and the later cleaning of Canaan were all part of cleaning the world of demonic and corrupted DNA. Don't spare any of them. They are there to simply corrupt creation.

It seems weird, but once you realize what the Old Testament was really getting at it starts to make much more sense. Weird, but makes more sense.
2014-03-21 12:37:14 AM  
1 votes:
So, you know how when you've got some terrible stomach flu or food poisoning, and you're completely miserable and life is awful, and you get to the point where you're almost ready to give up on living, but instead you have the sudden urge to run to the bathroom, and drop trousers just in time and a flood of totally vile substances come shooting out your ass like a Saturn V engine lifting a mighty Apollo spacecraft as it starts a journey to the moon, and just as it's coming to an end, you just know that your body has finally gotten rid of the festering malaise that's laid you low, and at that point, even though you're dehydrated and cramped, you nevertheless know you're going to pull through and the sun will shine and birds will sing again?

That's how I feel; not happy, not bitter, but relieved that we got rid of this one nasty bug.
2014-03-20 10:49:07 PM  
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: ciberido: ReverendJynxed: MustardTiger: "She didn't provide the cause of death or the condition that recently put him in hospice care."


It was AIDS

The gay agenda will do that to you I suppose. All these forced marriages are the beginning of the end.

I know!  And all the good ones have already been assigned!  I got stuck with a sick turtle.

I got a rock.


Let's hope the Great Pumpkin brings you something fabulous next year.
2014-03-20 09:25:47 PM  
1 votes:
www.monsieurlam.com
2014-03-20 09:02:50 PM  
1 votes:
Well, thank god.
2014-03-20 08:54:37 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 08:34:32 PM  
1 votes:
Who?
2014-03-20 07:46:48 PM  
1 votes:

Ted_Peppy: [img.fark.net image 225x225]

/Obscure?


Nah.

img.fark.net
2014-03-20 07:37:10 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 250x350]

Legen......


dary!!!

That just means I'm comin' fo' you, Ninja!

So your 15 vs. my 15 at FarkaMania IV?

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Happy Belated birthday ShizzleWizzle Mah Nizzle

Can we make this tonight's TNA/NXT thread so I can retroactively call this my 16th Gredunza and stay one step ahead of the nefarious Shizzle?

/Fred deserves nothing better than a TNA thread.


No.
2014-03-20 07:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
EABOD, Subby.

/NTTAWWT
2014-03-20 07:17:38 PM  
1 votes:
People should protest at his funeral, holding up signs saying "Now you know what it feels like."
2014-03-20 07:11:05 PM  
1 votes:
"She didn't provide the cause of death or the condition that recently put him in hospice care."


It was AIDS
2014-03-20 07:10:15 PM  
1 votes:
I wanted to take the high ground on this. I thought, "What would the Doctor do?"

The Doctor would look on in genuine, heartfelt pity, and say, "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry."
2014-03-20 06:50:45 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

/Obscure?
2014-03-20 06:32:40 PM  
1 votes:
s1.ibtimes.com
Everything is awesome!
2014-03-20 06:24:50 PM  
1 votes:
Came for the gifs...leaving satisfied.

Can't muster up any pity for that man. Nope nope nope!

img.fark.net
2014-03-20 06:23:18 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

/if Jesus can forgive Fred Phelps, then I guess I'll be okay.
2014-03-20 06:22:23 PM  
1 votes:

i1089.photobucket.com

2014-03-20 06:17:26 PM  
1 votes:

ShepTR: Mikey1969: indy_kid: Mikey1969: He will be missed...

...With my car the next time I'm driving past one of these protests.

When they came to Lex., KY, to protest 2 gay men adopting a baby, I was driving past their protest group.  I had the overwhelming urge to just drop my head and plow into them, but there were some kids in the group.

Who knows what evil I might have prevented....

You just ned to practice your precision driving a little more. Then you can pick and choose your targets.

Witty_Retort: To everybody talking about the WBC
He was excommunicated from them

Yeah, for being too NICE. Fred Phelps was too much of a bleeding heart for the Westboro Baptist Church. Let that percolate for a few minutes.

It wasn't even against the targets of their hate.  He called for being nicer to the fellow members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

"Pastor Fred Waldron Phelps Sr. was excommunicated from the Westboro Baptist Church after advocating a kinder approach between church members. "
http://cjonline.com/news/2014-03-17/elders-excommunicate-phelps-afte r- power-struggle-call-kindness-within-church

cretinbob: Yeah, that was the amazing part.

Mikey1969: Yeah, that part of it blew me away, too. What the Fark is going on over there, I wonder?

Oh, it gets better. Keep in mind that WBC is very, very Calvinist in its doctrine. That means that they believe in predestination, that ∞ eons before He ever said, "Let there be light," God had already chosen whom He would save and whom He would damn, and that there's absolutely nothing that anyone can do about it. God doesn't condemn people for sinning. People sin because God condemned them and predestined them to sin so that He would have an excuse. As Phelps himself put it on his own "­Go­dH­atesF[nospam-﹫-backwards]sg*co­m" website, "God doesn't hate them because they're f@gs. They're f@gs because God hates them." He stated that that was a vitally important distinction.

Then, before he dies (and likely the cause of his death, since he was in deep depression over this and refusing food and water), he gets excommunicated from his own church.

So, what does that mean? It means that ∞ eons before God ever said "Let there be light," He knew that Fred Phelps was a damned sinner who would fall away from his Church. And what does that mean? It means that the Westboro Baptist Church was founded by a man whom God had damned from before the foundation of the world!

So, even by their own doctrine, they're wrong!
2014-03-20 06:15:19 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 05:40:40 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: thefatbasturd: drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, they are people, and right now, they're hurting.

I agree with you to a certain point, but for different reasons. I vould NEVER care less how much most of his family is hurting right now. If they have no respect for others hurting I can't be bothered to care about their pain.

That being said I would not want anyone seeking "payback" to do anything to increase their suffering. That's playing their gamr and we should be better than that. But more importantly it would just serve to feed their insane persecution and make them feel vindicated. In a way I think it would probably make them a little happier by justifying their own insanity.

apart from the typo, this is IRONY. Sure, let's give the Phelps family the same respect they wouldn't give.
It got some bites so I went with it.
It's not my first day on the internet nor my first on Fark, and it was alot more fun than the same predictable dancing GIFs and Grumpycat "good" posts that were sure to be all over the thread.

I think Pat Robertson is next, so we could probably ctrl+C ctrl+V most comments from here from that one and they'd fit right in.
All that was missing was the RIP [wrong name] posts. Not sure where they went. Stay predictable, Average Fark Commenters


I will never understand the troll mindset. "I acted like and idiot and people called me an idiot.  I win!"
2014-03-20 05:28:49 PM  
1 votes:
IMHO Fred Phelps was responsible for the third season of "She's the Sheriff."
2014-03-20 05:22:08 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070's WBC type sign:

FIFTY
NINE
PERCENT

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|
/\

2014-03-20 05:06:47 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe the world gained a little kindness today.
Could always use more.
There is always hope.
Hate never helps.
Fortunately he did not speak for the majority.
Good thing too!
2014-03-20 05:01:33 PM  
1 votes:
GOD HATES GREDUNZAS
2014-03-20 04:48:30 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

p.gr-assets.com

25.media.tumblr.com

Sentenced - 'Ever-Frost'

The accusations and the blame...
True or false, they seem the same
Filthy fingers rise in rows
And out of shiat a flower grows

I'm amazed how damn low people can go only by being themselves

Those with hearts of ever-frost
Always know we never lost
Flames rose high... Not enough to melt the ice
Tiny minds and virtuous whores
A bunch of morons with a cause
Jesus saves? - We will piss upon your graves!

Three wise men came to the north
On their donkeys they rode forth
Whining I'd committed sins
Moaning on to everything

Still amazed how a whole trio of men can have only two brain cells

Those with hearts of ever-frost
Always know we never lost
Acid rain: Urine on your flames
(Urine on your flames, Urine on your flames)

Those with hearts of ever-frost
Always know we never lost
Flames rose high... Not enough to melt the ice
Tiny minds and virtuous whores
A bunch of morons with a cause
Jesus saves? - We will piss upon your graves!

Placid rain: Urine on your graves
2014-03-20 04:43:05 PM  
1 votes:
D@mn him and his WBC goons for ruining the reputation of the otherwise perfectly good Kabel Black font!
2014-03-20 04:32:32 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: What's funny about Phelps is that his interpretation of scripture isn't far off. It'd be nice if he was as outraged about blended fabric and the shrimping industry as he was about gay people. That way we can put the trope that the bible has some sort of "moral lessons" to bed once and for all.

The God who "hates" F_gs also hates the rest of us as well. He's infallible yet committed a global genocide because his "creation" wasn't behaving in a way that suited him. The Old Testament also says women should marry their rapists, and is full of awful tales of brutality.

Of course, these are the parts of the bible most modern Christian ignore, then pretend to be outraged at people like Phelps and his church, when the fact is that his God is your God as well, as uncomfortable as that may be.


I'll give you half a correct statement there. Only half because I'm willing to bet the audience of that statement is largely nonreligious. Since a broken watch can be accurate twice a day, you still are allowed 1.5 correct statements for the remainder of this thread.
2014-03-20 04:31:52 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: mbillips: Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.

I looked this up, and couldn't find a single case they'd actually won. I think this is an urban legend. Shirley Phelps Roeper is a nurse, for instance, and she's the one currently running the freak show. I'm pretty sure they write any vacation travel off on their taxes, though; during the last Final Four in Atlanta, they were in town briefly picketing some obscure South DeKalb church.

She isn't anymore. The board of men ousted her as spokesperson for the hate league.



i3.kym-cdn.com
2014-03-20 04:29:50 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: What if he resurrects in 3 days?


i.huffpost.com

Oh my....but that was but good.

/Hope he rots in hell for all eternity, etc.
2014-03-20 04:26:25 PM  
1 votes:
Just like his tombstone, I'm just going to dump here, as I gotta go to work soon.
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To all of fred's defender's
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2014-03-20 04:25:18 PM  
1 votes:

Impasse: One less Democrat.


If he was a Democrat then I agree with you, and I'm a Democrat

Jha: Another democrat bites the dust!


We did that already
Do try and keep up
2014-03-20 04:21:15 PM  
1 votes:
i628.photobucket.com
And there was much rejoicing...
2014-03-20 04:18:00 PM  
1 votes:
Thank god.
2014-03-20 04:12:45 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: Triple Oak: Except I agree with how Takei handled it. You can CTRL+F that, champ. Keep projecting your troll attitude, you work oh so hard in this "disgusting thread" you are still participating in


What's wrong? Did you find the post where I defended Phelps yet? The thread's only getting longer, y'know...


img36.imageshack.us
2014-03-20 04:08:02 PM  
1 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: nekom: Devo: God Loves Freds.

[img.fark.net image 850x600]

You know Fred Rogers may be the exact polar opposite of Fred Phelps.  If people have anti-twins, you may have discovered his.

[wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 506x397]


No. Here's the Fred to Phelps' Anti-Fred.

25.media.tumblr.com
/beelzebub has a devil put aside for him
2014-03-20 04:07:38 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 04:02:58 PM  
1 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: nekom: Devo: God Loves Freds.

[img.fark.net image 850x600]

You know Fred Rogers may be the exact polar opposite of Fred Phelps.  If people have anti-twins, you may have discovered his.

[wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 506x397]


img3.wikia.nocookie.net

They must never be allowed to touch each other.
2014-03-20 03:57:43 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-03-20 03:50:26 PM  
1 votes:
Fred's dead baby, Fred's dead

img.fark.net
2014-03-20 03:46:36 PM  
1 votes:

TrixieDelite: I'd prefer to believe that Fred is in a custom-built Hell. Not one with fire and brimstone and rabid dogs, but more like the Castro: scantily-clad queens running amok through the hallways, yelling, "Bring it, sister!" and, "Oh no you di'int!" while waving huge rainbow flags and doing the YMCA on full repeat. And the entire place smells like a santorum smoothie, and everyone in the bathroom has a wide stance. And Fred is only allowed to wear leather S&M garb for eternity while the sisters rub up against him in the most carnal of ways.


What did these poor queens do to end up having to work in Hell? See, the problem with that vision is that it would only confirm to them that Hell is where all gays should be.

Real Hell should be rounding up all the bigots like him in a reflective, sealed dome, with lots of high-powered megaphones so they can shout at each other for all times. While this is happening, images and videos should be shown on the inside walls of people just being happy, straight, gays, bi, couples, singles, mothers, fathers, old people, kids, kittens, just going around enjoying life. Each one of these cranks, will spend eternity trying and failing to convince each other (because they all think they hold all truths) and raging about it, knowing that no one outside that room is missing them one bit and that they will forgotten as the world moves forward.

I can't imagine a worse punishment for someone who spent so much time and energy trying to mark the world with his beliefs.
2014-03-20 03:44:29 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: Devo: God Loves Freds.

[img.fark.net image 850x600]

You know Fred Rogers may be the exact polar opposite of Fred Phelps.  If people have anti-twins, you may have discovered his.


wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
2014-03-20 03:40:37 PM  
1 votes:
God? This Satan.... Don't even THINK of sending that douche down here. I got enough trouble and that biatch is too crazy for me to have running around in hell.
2014-03-20 03:40:02 PM  
1 votes:
stream1.gifsoup.com
2014-03-20 03:37:31 PM  
1 votes:

Thelyphthoric: Is it too late to say that this is my first time posting in this thread?


No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we're just going straight over to Luton.
2014-03-20 03:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Al yowl need to cease the caterwauling.
2014-03-20 03:34:23 PM  
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: ciberido: If there is a heaven, I hope he's on his way there now.  Not because I think he deserves it, but because I'd like to think we all get there eventually, no matter how evil we are.

Where do you get your outlook on life, Groupon?


You can get some really good bargains if you time it right.
2014-03-20 03:27:05 PM  
1 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
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stream1.gifsoup.com
2014-03-20 03:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
i359.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 03:16:31 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight

Boondock Saints, cult classic.

Avoid the sequel though.

I'd avoid the original, too


*plonk*

Adios, mofo.
2014-03-20 03:14:22 PM  
1 votes:
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
2014-03-20 03:12:29 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: drew46n2 whiiiine cry oh my precious hero is dead why y'all so cruel to my darling precious hero man

hey thanks a buttload for making a worthless-pox-on-humanity-is-dead thread boring.


*ya'll
2014-03-20 03:12:25 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: Cerebral Ballsy: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.

FYI, it's 'y'all', a contraction of 'you' and 'all'

'Ya'll' is a contraction of 'ya' and 'will', which makes no sense.


It's funny, they talked about this on A Way With Words recently, and the "ya'll" spelling is a correct spelling, the placement of the apostrophe kind of depends on where you're from. The "ya'll" is more a Texas/ southwest spelling than the "y'all."

That makes no sense. What's "ya" short for?

He's just being a contrarian for the sake of it.


I'm guessing you're not much of a reader. It's most commonly spelled "ya'll"


I think I might have stepped in a retard cow patty. I'll just scrape this off and be on my way.
2014-03-20 03:11:49 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[img.fark.net image 540x540]


Glad you are so much better than us!


s0.uploads.im
2014-03-20 03:11:31 PM  
1 votes:
www.listandalucia.com

Good bye, Mr Phelps
2014-03-20 03:09:40 PM  
1 votes:

Arkham: 38"You have heard that it was said, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE, AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH.' 39"But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. 40"If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, let him have your coat also. 41"Whoever forces you to go one mile, go with him two. 42"Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you.
43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46"For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47"If you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? 48"Therefore you are to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.


"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" - Conan the Barbarian
2014-03-20 03:05:44 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

ZIP A DEE DO DAH..
2014-03-20 03:00:19 PM  
1 votes:
dustbin of history, etc

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

except maybe a shoop thread would be...fun.
2014-03-20 02:57:42 PM  
1 votes:

sdkOyOte: So if people go and shia7 on his grave and there is ghey sex on his grave, would you still call the resulting santorum left after the festivities.... would it still be santorum or would phelpage be more apropos?


Uh....I really can't decide, cuz the felch, er I mean Phelps don't need a commemoration.

We get to dance some today and tomorrow Felch is in the dustbin of history.
2014-03-20 02:57:26 PM  
1 votes:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: If his funeral doesn't look like this...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 408x280]

...I will very disappointed.


Tax Boy: [lh3.ggpht.com image 850x1275]

these guys will be at the cemetery and play extra loud disco music


You know.... I never would've expected that a Fred Phelps death thread would give me a boner, but here we are....
2014-03-20 02:56:49 PM  
1 votes:
i13.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 02:54:47 PM  
1 votes:

Triple Oak: I wonder if the "church"... ne hate group, has some defectors now that the founder is dead.

Can't wait to see the satanist videos desecrating the gravesite. I won't participate, but I'll find a little joy in it.


They've already said they will hold a ceremony over it to make him posthumously gay.

i.imgur.com


Also, because it's Fark...


ecx.images-amazon.com

R.I.P ED PHELPS

2014-03-20 02:48:57 PM  
1 votes:

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


FYI, it's 'y'all', a contraction of 'you' and 'all'

'Ya'll' is a contraction of 'ya' and 'will', which makes no sense.
2014-03-20 02:47:59 PM  
1 votes:

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


api.ning.com
2014-03-20 02:47:27 PM  
1 votes:

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


...to help us hand out the cheese and wine at the after party?
MFK
2014-03-20 02:44:43 PM  
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2014-03-20 02:44:23 PM  
1 votes:
Finally, something good to come out of Kansas.
2014-03-20 02:35:52 PM  
1 votes:

Radak: Well, that's it.  I was debating whether to use half and half or full cream in the mashed potatoes tonight.  Cream it is!


Speaking of queer folks and the people who love to hate us, "full cream in the mashed potatoes" sounds dirty.

Next sexy time I'm going to ask my boyfriend to use "full cream in the mashed potatoes."
2014-03-20 02:35:23 PM  
1 votes:
If you get cured of a cancer, you shouldn't be happy its gone. Otherwise you are just as bad as the cancer that tried to kill you.
2014-03-20 02:34:03 PM  
1 votes:

Orgasmatron138: Sorry to threadjack, but I just noticed that I smell pretty good today.


*enthusiastically sniffs*

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-03-20 02:33:24 PM  
1 votes:
drew46n2:  [community.us.playstation.com image 476x306]

img217.imageshack.us
2014-03-20 02:32:42 PM  
1 votes:
a.gifb.in
2014-03-20 02:31:06 PM  
1 votes:
i155.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 02:30:12 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry to threadjack, but I just noticed that I smell pretty good today.
2014-03-20 02:29:59 PM  
1 votes:
What kind of monster wakes up in the morning and thinks "I am going to troll the Fred Phelps death thread"?
2014-03-20 02:29:13 PM  
1 votes:
or not --"Displayed 69 of 669 comments"

/crap I did it again
2014-03-20 02:26:52 PM  
1 votes:
Just wanted to post in epic awesome thread.  Some people like George Takei can take the high road and be the better man.  But I can't.  I hope they have a super-sized, extra-fabulous gay pride parade near these assholes.
2014-03-20 02:25:37 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x405]


I know it sucks being the last one to get a joke. You'll get there, just keep posting.


community.us.playstation.com
2014-03-20 02:25:14 PM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:


Now watch him claim how him coming into a thread saying things to get attention and get everyone to dislike him is in no way at all like Fred Phelps entering a funeral saying things to get attention and get everyone to dislike him.
2014-03-20 02:18:01 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.


Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

i44.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 02:17:09 PM  
1 votes:
I guess he finally prayed the gay away.
2014-03-20 02:14:13 PM  
1 votes:
NeverDrunk23:
You are now WORSE than 50 Fred Phelps, you monster!

"NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE FRED PHELPS"

AND THEN JOHN WAS A WESTBORO.
2014-03-20 02:13:57 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: If there is a heaven, I hope he's on his way there now.  Not because I think he deserves it, but because I'd like to think we all get there eventually, no matter how evil we are.


Where do you get your outlook on life, Groupon?
2014-03-20 02:12:22 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: *leaves thread before more RIP-tards show up*


www.thrillingdetective.com

R.I.P. Riptards
2014-03-20 02:11:02 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Dump his ass into the ocean, because his grave is going to be destination pissing spot.


Ocean dumping of raw sewage is prohibited.
2014-03-20 02:09:32 PM  
1 votes:
If reincarnation exists, he should have to come back as a gay man's dick.
2014-03-20 02:09:28 PM  
1 votes:
And to think the Yankees traded Jay Buhner for him.
2014-03-20 02:09:04 PM  
1 votes:
i went and got taco bell for lunch so i can celebrate his memory with diarrhea.
2014-03-20 02:07:40 PM  
1 votes:
memecrunch.com
2014-03-20 02:05:59 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Where are they burying him?
Because I was serious about knocking the bottom out of a port-o-let and parking it on top of the grave.
I have the resources and I have done much much worse in my life.
Just tell me where to park it.


And this is why I have you favorited as "fascinatingly strange."
2014-03-20 02:04:32 PM  
1 votes:
In the afterlife
Fred is subject to the serious strife.
Piss on graves and `rack' the gay
Now, today, there is hell to pay.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame

/Thanx be to the SNZ's
2014-03-20 02:04:19 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.


Today I learned that posting in a thread is exactly the same as showing up at a person's funeral to tell his loved one's he's in Hell.

*THE MORE YOU KNOW.JPG*

I'm trying myself not to hate him, but I can't necessarily begrudge those that do, nor can I berudge those who feel relief or even exhuberance at his death. I was never, ever a target of him. Or of people who think like him. He never attacked or harmed me directly. So how can I be sure my 'high road' stance is simply because I was never attacked, never harmed, never wounded?

He hurt a LOT of people. He hurt, intentionally, willfully, GLEEFULLY, a lot of people when they were at <i> their most vulnerable</i>, as they were interring a loved one whom they had just lost. He was a reprehensible human being.

For you to claim that those in this thread that are pleased by it are *exactly the same* as those who <i> intentionally sought out the grieving to inflict injuries upon their psyche </i> is such an astounding and goddamn amazing lack of logic I am amazed your skull hasn't imploded from attempting to force such a false equivlancy.

TL:DR Version:
YOUR POINT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
2014-03-20 02:03:44 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: I'm not one to celebrate death, but as someone who once counter-protested against his group of assholes AND is the son of a lesbian. Allow me to say this.


[img.fark.net image 456x352]


s13.postimg.org
2014-03-20 01:58:55 PM  
1 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
2014-03-20 01:57:23 PM  
1 votes:

Impasse: One less Democrat.


Oh he is still going to be voting
2014-03-20 01:57:15 PM  
1 votes:
From reddit:

ISlangKnowledge 646 points 1 hour ago
If he died surrounded by his family... well... that's pretty much the most awful way to die. We're even


Nice.
2014-03-20 01:57:14 PM  
1 votes:

aedude01: My mother raised me to never speak ill of the dead, only good.

Fred Phelps is dead.

Good.


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-03-20 01:55:12 PM  
1 votes:
prod.static9.net.au

/and that was Fred's Mom's grave
//imagine what his grave site will be like
2014-03-20 01:52:53 PM  
1 votes:
www.trekcaps.net

"For so long I've prayed for this. Now I'm sorry."
2014-03-20 01:51:53 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.


Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?


I'm sorry you're unable to tolerate my intolerance of intolerance.

Wait, doesn't that make you intolerant of my intolerance of intolerance?

You hypocrite!
2014-03-20 01:50:11 PM  
1 votes:
Phelps will be going to Hell, simply because Satan lost a bet.  Satan bet God that Phelps would come out of the closet on his death bed - God said no.  God wins.
2014-03-20 01:49:25 PM  
1 votes:

das: joker-popcorn.gif


Discord-popcorn.gif
2014-03-20 01:45:37 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.


Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?


Next up: Intolerance of intolerance is just as bad!

/you're now tagged as "Phelps apologist"
2014-03-20 01:44:03 PM  
1 votes:
Seen heading to the grave:

s3.amazonaws.com
2014-03-20 01:43:38 PM  
1 votes:
2014-03-20 01:43:04 PM  
1 votes:

ariseatex: So who will play him in the inevitable Hollywood biopic?


Pee-Wee Herman.
2014-03-20 01:41:56 PM  
1 votes:

Devo: God Loves Freds.

[img.fark.net image 850x600]


You know Fred Rogers may be the exact polar opposite of Fred Phelps.  If people have anti-twins, you may have discovered his.
2014-03-20 01:40:37 PM  
1 votes:
God Hates Freds

www.metalinsider.net
2014-03-20 01:38:47 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: I could not be any happier right now

I was wrong.
NOW I couldn't be any happier


Boo.
File too big (SFW)
2014-03-20 01:37:05 PM  
1 votes:
I could not be any happier right now

I was wrong.
NOW I couldn't be any happier
2014-03-20 01:35:22 PM  
1 votes:

Last Man on Earth: I'd suggest that we celebrate the good that he did.  No, seriously.  He may not have intended it, but the backlash against WBC's insanity has probably done more to boost support for gay rights than any other single group.  People see the WBC, see the mentality homophobes have, and realize they want nothing to do with it.  So thank you, Fred Phelps.  Your absolute batshiattery and loathsomeness brought rational people everywhere closer together to fight for equal rights.


I agree. I know several people, including family members, who used to be very anti-gay until Phelps and team amped up their douchebaggery. Seeing the crazy on team WBC and after giving homosexuality the slightest amount of thought outside of "gross", they changed their minds on the matter.

RIP Fred Phelps - America's most effective gay rights activist!
2014-03-20 01:34:31 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.

We need to make sure his phylactery is destroyed.


And any other horcruxes he might have lying about
2014-03-20 01:32:37 PM  
1 votes:
Odd title no?

i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 01:32:29 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: BafflerMeal: Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.

Burn his bones, joker.  Burn his bones.

Yup.


Or try this method.
2014-03-20 01:31:29 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:29:54 PM  
1 votes:
"All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."  - Clarence Darrow
2014-03-20 01:29:01 PM  
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

The world is now a better place.
2014-03-20 01:27:20 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-03-20 01:27:13 PM  
1 votes:
laurenoutloud.com
2014-03-20 01:26:58 PM  
1 votes:
ivy.aholic.us
2014-03-20 01:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
I have mixed feelings.


On one hand, celebrating his death would put me on the same level as Fred & his cult.

On the other hand, it IS Fred Phelps, so......................
2014-03-20 01:25:27 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[img.fark.net image 540x540]


And yet here you are. You masochist.
2014-03-20 01:24:54 PM  
1 votes:
If I pee on his grave, will I be convicted as a sex offender? Just asking.
2014-03-20 01:23:59 PM  
1 votes:
Respect is earned, not given, even in death. So fark off Fred, you horrible piece of shiat!

Time for some Slayer!
2014-03-20 01:23:37 PM  
1 votes:

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: It almost makes you wish that there was, in fact, some sort of afterlife so that he can look at it and think, "I was wrong...I was all wrong..."


Or that his God would sit him down, and give him one hell of a talking to about all the bullshiat and pain he caused in His name.  That would really be something. "Mr/ Phelps, God will see you now." He's excited, thrilled - he's meeting God. And God just tears him a new one for being a miserable, worthless prick who caused senseless hurt to so many people and blasphemed God's name.
2014-03-20 01:23:05 PM  
1 votes:
Can't be bothered to read the whole thread....did anybody do this yet?

img.fark.net
R.I.P. Fred
2014-03-20 01:22:32 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 01:20:18 PM  
1 votes:
If you have gone as far as copying and replying to a supposed "troll post", you can't logically rate it 0/10
2014-03-20 01:20:10 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-03-20 01:20:09 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 268x180]


img.fark.net

Hopefully this guy is on the case (now with picture).
2014-03-20 01:18:41 PM  
1 votes:
http://www.abevigoda.com/

Still kicking biatches!!!
2014-03-20 01:18:36 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 268x180]


Hopefully this guy will be on the case.
2014-03-20 01:18:03 PM  
1 votes:

lordjupiter: [static.fjcdn.com image 450x240]


what in the sam hell is that? hahahaha

farkin' lady gaga is weird enough on her own.
2014-03-20 01:17:35 PM  
1 votes:
Class act, that Uncle George. And, clearly, the bigger man.

i.imgur.com
2014-03-20 01:17:26 PM  
1 votes:
I'd suggest that we celebrate the good that he did.  No, seriously.  He may not have intended it, but the backlash against WBC's insanity has probably done more to boost support for gay rights than any other single group.  People see the WBC, see the mentality homophobes have, and realize they want nothing to do with it.  So thank you, Fred Phelps.  Your absolute batshiattery and loathsomeness brought rational people everywhere closer together to fight for equal rights.
2014-03-20 01:16:09 PM  
1 votes:

Fiction Fan: [memeguy.com image 610x553]


Have gay sex on Phelps's grave?  After all the dumps that have been taken there?
2014-03-20 01:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
Not really much of a coincidence than that the church booted him out in the last couple of weeks.  Pretty sure they will be protesting his funeral themselves.
2014-03-20 01:14:25 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 01:14:03 PM  
1 votes:

OccamsWhiskers: It doesn't seem very tragic for anyone to live to 84, and obviously this guy was a huge asshole. But "he started it" won't retain any moral authority you may think you had about the horrible things he did.

Death is not something to celebrate and harassing people or showing disrespect is not honorable.


I am morally superior to that man.  And I celebrate his death.

Suck it.
2014-03-20 01:13:40 PM  
1 votes:

ariseatex: So who will play him in the inevitable Hollywood biopic?


Bruce Dern?
2014-03-20 01:13:31 PM  
1 votes:
They're right around the corner from where I work. Might try to get over there on my lunch break and sign something obscene in the guest book.
2014-03-20 01:13:03 PM  
1 votes:
So in cheering this man's death...

...does that mean we have become part of the WBC?

i1.ytimg.com
2014-03-20 01:12:40 PM  
1 votes:
Now I'm hearing that they're not going to have a funeral for Phelps because they're afraid people would protest it. Wow, that's horrible! Who would do such a thing?
2014-03-20 01:12:40 PM  
1 votes:
I know it's not classy to speak ill of the dead.

YAY THIS FARKTARD IS DEAD!

I never EVER said I was a classy broad.

And even though it's not a weekend, I'll have a beer tonight just to celebrate his death.
2014-03-20 01:12:10 PM  
1 votes:
www.fightersgeneration.com
2014-03-20 01:11:25 PM  
1 votes:
We're NOT GONNA PROTEST!
2014-03-20 01:10:54 PM  
1 votes:
Welcome to Westboro Baptist Church
such a perfect crown
Here we have some rules let us lay them down
Don't make waves
Stay in line
and we'll get on just fine
Westboro  is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
shine your shoes
wipe your...face
Westboro  is
Westboro  is
Westboro  is a perfect place
2014-03-20 01:10:03 PM  
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 01:08:41 PM  
1 votes:
My day just got brighter.

/anyone planning to protest his funeral?
2014-03-20 01:08:20 PM  
1 votes:

The Hammer of the Lord: Fred's dead, baby. Fred's dead.


Exactly what came to mind.
2014-03-20 01:07:10 PM  
1 votes:
RIP Fred Flintstone.

Seriously though this is a sad day for those of us into trolling. He was like the Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali of trolling.
2014-03-20 01:07:09 PM  
1 votes:
Fred's dead, baby.
Fred's dead.
2014-03-20 01:05:12 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


b.vimeocdn.com
2014-03-20 01:02:35 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


I don't think I could even pretend to say that with a straight face.
2014-03-20 01:02:17 PM  
1 votes:
Phelps is a perfect example of today"s media. Some random weirdo somewhere has a farked up view so lets all react to it like it means something.
2014-03-20 01:01:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.quickmeme.com
2014-03-20 01:00:29 PM  
1 votes:
First. Woot!

Second. I think the parade that the LGBT community puts on in NY should be moved to his funeral day.
2014-03-20 12:59:42 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-20 12:59:22 PM  
1 votes:
I hate to revel in anyone's disintegration and demise. Even this chucklef*cker.

Let's just say I am glad he lived long enough to see the country roundly reject his brand of hatred and bigotry, and hopefully he died knowing he failed in his life's mission.
2014-03-20 12:58:49 PM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.

or radiactive waste. I'm not picky.


How about radioactive urine?

images.wikia.com
2014-03-20 12:57:32 PM  
1 votes:
just another act of god's terrorism of the united states for our acceptance of gays.  his church looked at him like a hero, a soldier of god, so it would be hypocritical of them to NOT picket his funeral.
2014-03-20 12:57:25 PM  
1 votes:
On the news they said WBC will not be announcing where his funeral will be. I guess they don't want people picketing his funeral. Funny neither did any of the families of dead soldiers or other people he orchestrated a protest at.
The world is slightly a better place without this vile excuse for a human
2014-03-20 12:57:23 PM  
1 votes:
i184.photobucket.com
2014-03-20 12:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
Did he finally come out?
2014-03-20 12:55:41 PM  
1 votes:

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: It almost makes you wish that there was, in fact, some sort of afterlife so that he can look at it and think, "I was wrong...I was all wrong..."


I'm hoping the Buddhists are right and he's earned himself many aeons of existence as a Preta.
2014-03-20 12:55:04 PM  
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OMG, I am going to have to go flag down a car so I can make out with a woman! BRB!!
2014-03-20 12:55:01 PM  
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lh3.ggpht.com

these guys will be at the cemetery and play extra loud disco music
2014-03-20 12:55:01 PM  
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i283.photobucket.com

Smells like someone died.
2014-03-20 12:54:36 PM  
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For those who didn't like the message or the tactics, Phelps and his family had only disdain. "They need to drink a frosty mug of shut-the-hell-up and avert their eyes," his daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper, once told a group of Kansas lawmakers

Truly a Christian attitude. Jesus would approve

/sarcasm
2014-03-20 12:54:20 PM  
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calling the cowboy hat and rain poncho for my Halloween outfit
2014-03-20 12:53:37 PM  
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columbiaclosings.com


RIP FRED, STOP GIVING AWAY THE STORE

2014-03-20 12:53:32 PM  
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This just in: New public urinal opens!
2014-03-20 12:53:31 PM  
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GREAT SUCCESS.
2014-03-20 12:52:42 PM  
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There's something quite nice about the fact that Fred Phelps is dead, and today is International Happiness Day.

/posting in epic thread
//I expect well over 800 comments
///hope the mods take a day off today
2014-03-20 12:52:27 PM  
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Asses to ashes.
Douche to dust.


Time wounds all heels
2014-03-20 12:52:13 PM  
1 votes:

Tim Tebow: Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I jumpin' around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?


No buts, meow; that's the law.
2014-03-20 12:51:25 PM  
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Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I jumpin' around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?
2014-03-20 12:51:13 PM  
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"Cause if heaven is pleased when sinners ceases to sin 
and the Devil is pleased when another soul comes in
When the earth is glad to be rid of a knave
Then everybody is happy that Bill (Fred) is in his grave"

from Old Bill's Funeral- Mike Cross (or is it Rand Paul)
2014-03-20 12:50:38 PM  
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rebelyell2006: Good. The draw-back of being an atheist is that I cannot wish him to burn in an imaginary hell, but at least I can take solace in the fact that his life was meaningless and wasted.


It almost makes you wish that there was, in fact, some sort of afterlife so that he can look at it and think, "I was wrong...I was all wrong..."
2014-03-20 12:50:24 PM  
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Ding, dong, the asshat's dead.
2014-03-20 12:50:21 PM  
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Drop dead Fred.
Oh wait, too late.
2014-03-20 12:50:17 PM  
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Posting in what is sure to be an epic thread.

Will there be a badge for this one that I can claim?

/since I'm having popcorn (not microwaved) for lunch, happy to share with fellow Farkers
2014-03-20 12:49:37 PM  
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encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-03-20 12:49:25 PM  
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Couldn't happen to a douchier douche
2014-03-20 12:49:23 PM  
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img.fark.net
2014-03-20 12:49:17 PM  
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He gave up breathing for Lent?  Meh...he's dead.  I wish there was a way for him to consciously realize no after-life exists, not even an apres vie.
2014-03-20 12:49:00 PM  
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.


or radiactive waste. I'm not picky.
2014-03-20 12:48:25 PM  
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And nothing of value was lost.
2014-03-20 12:47:57 PM  
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Good. The draw-back of being an atheist is that I cannot wish him to burn in an imaginary hell, but at least I can take solace in the fact that his life was meaningless and wasted.
2014-03-20 12:47:22 PM  
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Just came by to say that nothing of value was lost, etc.

/Also making popcorn for epic thread...
2014-03-20 12:02:35 PM  
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I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.
2014-03-20 11:49:01 AM  
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Nice one, subby.

That he didn't unfortunately DIAF is probably a saving grace to only those nearby who might ingest the toxic fumes of that loathsome troll.
 
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