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2014-03-20 10:50:40 PM  

Triple Oak: Mitch Taylor's Bro: My friend's dad passed away yesterday. I hope he's in heaven's waiting room, kicking Fred Phelps in the balls repeatedly.

/ has a sad.
// not for Phelps.

Send my random internet stranger condolences. My grandpa's in the hospital, I'm hoping whatever god other people believe in doesn't try to even the score of this terrible guy dying and taking my grandpa with.


Thanks, he lived a rich, full, long life and, unlike the families of those tormented by the Phelps clan, didn't suffer much at the end.
 
2014-03-20 10:57:07 PM  
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2014-03-20 11:06:58 PM  
I'm actually kind of surprised.  I would have expected another 15-20 years based on the assholes live forever rule.
 
2014-03-20 11:07:37 PM  

COMALite J: Oh, it gets better. Keep in mind that WBC is very, very Calvinist in its doctrine.


All Calvinists can farking hang. Fark those guys and everything they stand for. They have caused so much death and suffering through the decades.
 
2014-03-20 11:24:58 PM  
Good bye, funny man!
 
2014-03-20 11:30:38 PM  
Rumpke should buy his grave site and build a garbage dump on it!
 
2014-03-20 11:44:03 PM  

ciberido: problem of evil


Ah yes, one of the most overrated and over-used rebuttals to religion in the history of ever.

Nothing against you, personally. Just tired of people throwing it around like it actually proves anything.
 
2014-03-20 11:55:56 PM  

boydwonder.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. Ken Phelps

 
2014-03-21 12:15:27 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.

or radiactive waste. I'm not picky.


Radioactive waste would prevent us from pissing on it!

DIAF Fred, even better, live forever in a fire, Fred.
 
2014-03-21 12:37:14 AM  
So, you know how when you've got some terrible stomach flu or food poisoning, and you're completely miserable and life is awful, and you get to the point where you're almost ready to give up on living, but instead you have the sudden urge to run to the bathroom, and drop trousers just in time and a flood of totally vile substances come shooting out your ass like a Saturn V engine lifting a mighty Apollo spacecraft as it starts a journey to the moon, and just as it's coming to an end, you just know that your body has finally gotten rid of the festering malaise that's laid you low, and at that point, even though you're dehydrated and cramped, you nevertheless know you're going to pull through and the sun will shine and birds will sing again?

That's how I feel; not happy, not bitter, but relieved that we got rid of this one nasty bug.
 
2014-03-21 12:59:58 AM  

ManateeGag: Impasse: One less Democrat.

9/10. You'll get some bites. Points off for spelling everything correctly.


you do realize he was a registered democrat, right?
 
2014-03-21 01:03:02 AM  

shtychkn: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.


Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

And the allies fought against Germany, how are they any better?


Well, the Allies had Mildred Bailey covering Irving Berlin's `dreaming' of a certain man being dead and gone (replace `small mustache' with `Kansas trash'):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7D0KbXu0BE&feature=kp
 
2014-03-21 01:16:55 AM  

SpectroBoy: What his grave site will look like for the foreseeable future.

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No, not enough urine.
 
2014-03-21 01:21:17 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: [www.trekcaps.net image 425x319]

"For so long I've prayed for this. Now I'm sorry."


Sorry because it took so long?
 
2014-03-21 01:22:59 AM  
Last one out, hit the lights.
 
2014-03-21 01:30:01 AM  

Kittypie070: his interpretation of scripture isn't far off.

Spreading hate and calling it love?


Both of your interpretations are off. The Bible is a lot stranger than what most realize, but only when you realize the ridiculous is what happened, does the old testament make sense. Fallen angels came down and tried to completely corrupt creation. They built all those ancient megaliths. Ancient Aliens isn't far off of what happened, but they were not little green men from another planet, but corrupt spiritual beings from another dimension. The first prophecy in the Bible is what God gives about the woman and her seed, and the serpent and his seed. The corruption of the human race and the world is what was going on genetically. Noah was "perfect in his generations". There is a reason that was stated, but has been long lost among traditional churches.

The flood and the later cleaning of Canaan were all part of cleaning the world of demonic and corrupted DNA. Don't spare any of them. They are there to simply corrupt creation.

It seems weird, but once you realize what the Old Testament was really getting at it starts to make much more sense. Weird, but makes more sense.
 
2014-03-21 01:37:18 AM  
I wonder if Obama will take a selfie at his funeral
 
2014-03-21 01:38:44 AM  

Fish_Fight!: I wonder if Obama will take a selfie at his funeral


That would be an awesome trick. I would think his arms would be pretty stiff.
 
2014-03-21 01:56:02 AM  

Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.


So much this!

/Have to post in epic thread
//burn in hell, Freddie
///slashies
 
2014-03-21 02:22:38 AM  
damn, I got all excited for a moment there, I thought the other one died too. Don't play with me like that Fark.
 
2014-03-21 02:35:12 AM  
So it's the last day of winter/first day of spring and International Happiness Day, and this is the day that he snuffs it? There really is beauty left in this world!

Still scrolling through the thread so I dunno if anyone thought of it first, but it just occurred to me that someone could make serious money by setting up a stand near his grave and selling bottled water, toilet paper, and condoms.

/no popcorn to munch
//just salsa and chips
///somehow tasted better anyway...
 
2014-03-21 02:35:28 AM  

Dragonflew: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

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Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.



I'm adding "overstating in his nick the number of chromosomes he has".
 
2014-03-21 02:42:07 AM  

mithras_angel: Dragonflew: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

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Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.


I'm adding "overstating in his nick the number of chromosomes he has".


Hardy hurrr hurr hurrrr. I bet his pH in his small intestine is like 12.
 
2014-03-21 03:20:23 AM  
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2014-03-21 03:29:50 AM  
Well, looks like I'm one of the last here, so have some random, crazy sh*t from my bukkit, because I should get to party a bit, too, even though I was late.

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Annnnnnnd I'm spent. But satisfied. :3

/because I finished my chips and salsa
//am having a slice of cheesecake with chocolate crumbles, because both it and today are so deliciously sweet
 
2014-03-21 04:23:28 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I thought I would feel something.


That's what she said.
 
2014-03-21 04:58:29 AM  

L33t Squirrel: it just occurred to me that someone could make serious money by setting up a stand near his grave and selling bottled water, toilet paper, and condoms.


Get in there and throw a chicken wing or two into the mix. You sound like you mean bidness.
 
2014-03-21 08:22:07 AM  

phenn: Darwins Point-ed Stick: Adding my two pence to this epic thread, Fred, SINCERELY, fark you, you shoulda died years ago.

/do I get a badge?


Woohooo!!! Thanks very much, first badge!

/fark you fred
 
2014-03-21 08:33:52 AM  
Happy Friday to a brand new world.

//ugh morning after celebratory tequila
 
2014-03-21 08:41:35 AM  

Nemo's Brother: lordjupiter: Banned on the Run: Regarding Takei's post taking the high road -- the great tragedy in this is that the people who really need to see it, the WBC, will never appreciate the delicious irony of George Takei in that moment being a million times more Christian than Fred Phelps ever was.

Takei took the political road.  He worked enough veiled insult into his statement to let you know what he was doing, but enough feel-good platitude to keep him from getting shiat for it.  It was the right thing for a public figure like himself to do.


The rest of us, not so much.  fark Phelps.

I don't think so. Takei has a curious energy for a man his age. He clearly loves living and life. I think love and humor make his world go around. I truly believe he is sincere in his post.


If you believe that Takei is not partying with his friends right now you are delusional, he was just being PC.
 
2014-03-21 09:05:45 AM  
...and the world just got a little bit less hatefull.

/good
 
2014-03-21 09:08:52 AM  
It's sad to see anyone die needlessly.

// but in this case, not so sad.
 
2014-03-21 11:57:17 AM  

Fish_Fight!: ManateeGag: Impasse: One less Democrat.

9/10. You'll get some bites. Points off for spelling everything correctly.

you do realize he was a registered democrat, right?


And what, besides the most pedantic possible interpretation, do you think that actually means?

Do you believe he was a liberal? An Obama supporter? Someone who's support for healthcare reform and sound environmental regulation was reflected in his batshiat abusive persona? I'm asking you sincerely, what does anything he said or did have to do with his political registration?
 
2014-03-21 11:58:45 AM  

ciberido: SilentStrider: Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.

We need to make sure his phylactery is destroyed.

Put it in a gazebo.  Some paladin will come along.



intrawebnet.com
/ Oh... I like you.
 
2014-03-21 12:06:39 PM  

ciberido: SilentStrider: Weaver95: We need to make sure to seal his grave with iron and salt. Hatred like that might linger.

We need to make sure his phylactery is destroyed.

Put it in a gazebo.  Some paladin will come along.


For the Light!
 
2014-03-21 12:10:17 PM  

madgonad: Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.

Not true!

Fred was once a civil rights lawyer. It wasn't until the mid-1970s that something happened to change the man.


He was complaining about immoral behavior in college. He also beat and abused his kids as they were growing up. So, even though he was doing right to fight against Jim Crow laws he was still a miserable human being his whole life.
Probably because he had to keep the ghey in the closet.
 
2014-03-21 12:12:09 PM  

Electrify: drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.

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/hot, hopefully the server can keep up



howismyface.com
 
2014-03-21 04:10:08 PM  
drew46n2:

I find it amusing that nobody took the time to check your bio before pouncing on you in this thread. Well done.
 
2014-03-21 04:22:50 PM  

Fish_Fight!: ManateeGag: Impasse: One less Democrat.

9/10. You'll get some bites. Points off for spelling everything correctly.

you do realize he was a registered democrat, right?


And I'm still a registered Republican. That don't mean shiat.
 
2014-03-21 06:48:10 PM  

Azaradel: I urge everyone to take a moment during this solemn occasion to make a donation in memory of Fred's work to Lambda Legal:  http://www.lambdalegal.org/ways-to-give/in-honor

If you're feeling extra generous, feel free to increase his corpse-spin with a donation in his name to Planned Parenthood:   http://www.plannedparenthood.org/


/We now return to the 1000 post series "Celebratory Schadenfreude and the Modern GIF"


 Done and done.
 
2014-03-21 09:55:25 PM  

miltonbabbitt: drew46n2:

I find it amusing that nobody took the time to check your bio before pouncing on you in this thread. Well done.


No one?  I beg to differ.
 
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