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2014-03-20 02:25:24 PM  

LoneVVolf: Grungehamster: I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.

I'm not, and I've come to terms with it. Besides, doesn't his favorite book say something about "an eye for an eye"? If that's true, he's due for one hell of a skullf*cking...


Well, that and Hammurabi's Code. Plus later in said book it heavily advises turning the other cheek.
 
2014-03-20 02:25:37 PM  

drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x405]


I know it sucks being the last one to get a joke. You'll get there, just keep posting.


community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-03-20 02:26:16 PM  

Orgasmatron138: I know that I would be a better person to feel pity for him and not rejoice in his death...



apparently this sentiment means you completely endorse everything he's ever done or said. Be careful, the Fark Netizens Fun Brigade is out in force on this one.
 
2014-03-20 02:26:34 PM  

Frehar: If reincarnation exists, he should have to come back as a gay man's dick.


Surely you mean a jumbo box of condoms.
 
2014-03-20 02:26:52 PM  
Just wanted to post in epic awesome thread.  Some people like George Takei can take the high road and be the better man.  But I can't.  I hope they have a super-sized, extra-fabulous gay pride parade near these assholes.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: What if he resurrects in 3 days?


ITS HAPPENING
 
2014-03-20 02:27:17 PM  
Just stopping by to say 'good' and also to participate in what is sure to be an epic thread
 
2014-03-20 02:27:23 PM  

groppet: Well that explains why its the sun is especially bright and the birds are extra chirpy. Happy spring everyone!


Seems especially appropriate, doesn't it?

New day, new season, new beginning.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:35 PM  
We dislike Fred because he is a hateful person (which he is)

Yet look at all of the hate being spit out today.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:40 PM  
www.macmeisters.com
 
2014-03-20 02:27:49 PM  

drew46n2: Oh, you mean pointing out that a family is comprised of mourning human beings is the same as defending Phelp's tactics? Really? Is that what we're supposed to believe?


Those people have no feelings. They were right alongside him at those protests, dragging along their children to spout his awful message. So yeah, those people who practiced the exact same thing he does, and continued to do it after he was no longer able to travel, deserve no pity, no sympathy, and no compassion. And for you to sit there and defend them, to try to humanize them? Hey, guess what asshole, they are cut from the same cloth, both physically and spiritually, so to hell with Fred, to hell with his family, cause no amount of joy and happiness experienced and expressed on a goddamn website even comes close to what those goddamn farking assholes have done over the years, so take your goddamn bullshiat right the fark out of here. Just farking leave if you don't like what is going on here.
 
2014-03-20 02:28:00 PM  

gilgigamesh: OccamsWhiskers: Death is not something to celebrate

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The City of New Orleans begs to differ.


Maybe it's just my perspective, but I see a jazz funeral as a celebration of the deceased's life. Not at all "glad he's dead now". In the same way that the antagonistic Phelps funeral protests were not objecting to anyone's death.

You can tell yourself you have better reasons than he did, but I don't think glee that someone has died is something to be proud of.
 
2014-03-20 02:28:17 PM  

Jha: Another democrat bites the dust!


*yawn*
 
2014-03-20 02:28:37 PM  
I just refreshed and saw "Displayed 66 of 666 comments" which was great until I posted this and wrecked it.
 
2014-03-20 02:28:53 PM  
 38"You have heard that it was said, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE, AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH.' 39"But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. 40"If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, let him have your coat also. 41"Whoever forces you to go one mile, go with him two. 42"Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you.
43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46"For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47"If you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? 48"Therefore you are to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
 
2014-03-20 02:29:10 PM  
This should be in the Entertainment tab.
 
2014-03-20 02:29:12 PM  

Richard Flaccid: We dislike Fred because he is a hateful person (which he is)

Yet look at all of the hate being spit out today.



Wow, I can't believe you agree with everything Phelps has ever done and said. You're a real piece of crap   -Average Fark Commenter
 
2014-03-20 02:29:12 PM  
Maybe Pat Robertson will kick it today and we can fuse the two threads.  I wonder if anything like that has happened here.
 
2014-03-20 02:29:13 PM  
or not --"Displayed 69 of 669 comments"

/crap I did it again
 
2014-03-20 02:29:59 PM  
What kind of monster wakes up in the morning and thinks "I am going to troll the Fred Phelps death thread"?
 
2014-03-20 02:30:12 PM  
Sorry to threadjack, but I just noticed that I smell pretty good today.
 
2014-03-20 02:30:31 PM  

Zapruder: soupafi: I wish I could post John Voight as Jim phelps from mission impossible
/curses you fark app
//curses you boss for not letting me have today off
///slashy

Gotcha buddy.

RIP Jim Phelps


Thank you
 
2014-03-20 02:30:51 PM  

RoxtarRyan: drew46n2: Oh, you mean pointing out that a family is comprised of mourning human beings is the same as defending Phelp's tactics? Really? Is that what we're supposed to believe?

Those people have no feelings. They were right alongside him at those protests, dragging along their children to spout his awful message. So yeah, those people who practiced the exact same thing he does, and continued to do it after he was no longer able to travel, deserve no pity, no sympathy, and no compassion. And for you to sit there and defend them, to try to humanize them? Hey, guess what asshole, they are cut from the same cloth, both physically and spiritually, so to hell with Fred, to hell with his family, cause no amount of joy and happiness experienced and expressed on a goddamn website even comes close to what those goddamn farking assholes have done over the years, so take your goddamn bullshiat right the fark out of here. Just farking leave if you don't like what is going on here.


community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-03-20 02:31:06 PM  
i155.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 02:31:57 PM  

drew46n2: Richard Flaccid: We dislike Fred because he is a hateful person (which he is)

Yet look at all of the hate being spit out today.


Wow, I can't believe you agree with everything Phelps has ever done and said. You're a real piece of crap   -Average Fark Commenter


Aww look, you found a friend!
 
2014-03-20 02:32:09 PM  

yanoosh: Should install a urinal on his grave so we can all piss on him.


Could his ashes somehow be made into a urinal (or at least that little white urinal cake) so that people could piss on him directly?
 
2014-03-20 02:32:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 02:32:30 PM  

img.fark.netRIP FREDO

 
2014-03-20 02:32:42 PM  
a.gifb.in
 
2014-03-20 02:33:24 PM  
drew46n2:  [community.us.playstation.com image 476x306]

img217.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-20 02:33:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: drew46n2: Richard Flaccid: We dislike Fred because he is a hateful person (which he is)

Yet look at all of the hate being spit out today.


Wow, I can't believe you agree with everything Phelps has ever done and said. You're a real piece of crap   -Average Fark Commenter

Aww look, you found a friend!



Aww, look, Average Fark Commenter! Witty and clever as always!

+1, would lol again
 
2014-03-20 02:33:41 PM  

drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.


Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.
 
2014-03-20 02:34:03 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Sorry to threadjack, but I just noticed that I smell pretty good today.


*enthusiastically sniffs*

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2014-03-20 02:34:19 PM  

Richard Flaccid: We dislike Fred because he is a hateful person (which he is)

Yet look at all of the hate being spit out today.


Hate means having an intense dislike or strong aversion to something. I don't know about you, but I have an intense dislike of and strong aversion to Fred Phelps and the family that supports him and his views.
 
2014-03-20 02:34:27 PM  
I'm sending a bunch of Pansies to his funeral.
 
2014-03-20 02:35:23 PM  
If you get cured of a cancer, you shouldn't be happy its gone. Otherwise you are just as bad as the cancer that tried to kill you.
 
2014-03-20 02:35:40 PM  

drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: drew46n2: Richard Flaccid: We dislike Fred because he is a hateful person (which he is)

Yet look at all of the hate being spit out today.


Wow, I can't believe you agree with everything Phelps has ever done and said. You're a real piece of crap   -Average Fark Commenter

Aww look, you found a friend!


Aww, look, Average Fark Commenter! Witty and clever as always!

+1, would lol again


Jesus, would you guys move on already? You're spoiling what should be a very entertaining thread.
 
2014-03-20 02:35:52 PM  

Radak: Well, that's it.  I was debating whether to use half and half or full cream in the mashed potatoes tonight.  Cream it is!


Speaking of queer folks and the people who love to hate us, "full cream in the mashed potatoes" sounds dirty.

Next sexy time I'm going to ask my boyfriend to use "full cream in the mashed potatoes."
 
2014-03-20 02:36:00 PM  
I know there are people who keep saying 'We shouldn't stoop to his level, and we shouldn't wish hell upon him.'. I see it more as an 'expectation' than a 'wish', personally. If there is indeed a Hell, this guy will be mopping out the stables with a mustache comb for the next billion years or so, no "wish" about it...
 
2014-03-20 02:36:17 PM  

Ayn Rand's Social Worker: [hateandanger.files.wordpress.com image 720x534]


Yeah, nonviolence is great idea, until they shoot you.

/love your name btw.
 
2014-03-20 02:36:58 PM  
God hates the Feds, I mean Freds.
 
2014-03-20 02:37:15 PM  

drew46n2: wyltoknow: random comments on an internet board


online bullying is a real problem. How many kids have killed themselves due to it? Yet you callously dismiss them as harmless.


Maybe Phelps will kill himself, oh wait.
 
2014-03-20 02:37:23 PM  

phenn: Jesus, would you guys move on already? You're spoiling what should be a very entertaining thread.


I just noticed the "I'm trolling you" in his bio. I usually tag the special kind of idiots to laugh at future posts, but this is on purpose... I am just gonna put him on ignore, hopefully the thread will get a lot less stupid.
 
2014-03-20 02:37:44 PM  

Dragonflew: Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.


Aw, leave him alone.. he just lost his dad a few hours ago, you might've read about it.
 
2014-03-20 02:38:46 PM  

Grungehamster: I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.


See, that's the problem: I'm not so sure that we are. Not as a society. Time was, we might have been, but those days are gone.
 
2014-03-20 02:39:13 PM  
He certainly chose the appropriate day to die

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 02:39:35 PM  

Dragonflew: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.



You actually don't have to add "superiority complex" because it's pretty blatant in most of my posts.
Actually, go ahead and keep it in, you don't seem very perceptive.
 
2014-03-20 02:39:55 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-20 02:40:42 PM  

Felgraf: I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."


This.

/still gonna read the thread though
 
2014-03-20 02:41:24 PM  

Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight
 
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