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(KSN Wichita) NewsFlash God hates Freds   (ksn.com) divider line 1252
    More: NewsFlash, Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church, god, Baptist church, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro, Vince Gill, Lesbian Task Force  
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2014-03-20 02:39:13 PM  
He certainly chose the appropriate day to die

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 02:39:35 PM  

Dragonflew: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

Actually, I am adding "...with superiority complex" to your "Phelps apologist" tag.



You actually don't have to add "superiority complex" because it's pretty blatant in most of my posts.
Actually, go ahead and keep it in, you don't seem very perceptive.
 
2014-03-20 02:39:55 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-20 02:40:42 PM  

Felgraf: I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."


This.

/still gonna read the thread though
 
2014-03-20 02:41:24 PM  

Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight
 
2014-03-20 02:42:17 PM  

DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight


Boondock Saints, cult classic.

Avoid the sequel though.
 
2014-03-20 02:42:33 PM  

DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight


Boondock Saints
 
2014-03-20 02:42:54 PM  
 
2014-03-20 02:43:00 PM  

scottydoesntknow: DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight

Boondock Saints, cult classic.

Avoid the sequel though.


I'd avoid the original, too
 
2014-03-20 02:44:06 PM  
I love all the "no one gives a fark" posts on a comment thread of 1000 posts. Yay farkers!
 
2014-03-20 02:44:23 PM  
Finally, something good to come out of Kansas.
 
2014-03-20 02:44:33 PM  

DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight


Yep, Boondock Saints.
 
MFK
2014-03-20 02:44:43 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-20 02:45:14 PM  

serpent_sky: Triple Oak: Post number one from our White Knight. Let's show respect for a family full of people without it. Us and our little sewing circle of comments are just as bad as loud protesters at a soldier's funeral, according to little Drew. You're laughable, kid, but you have spunk which is something I suppose.

The main reason I hope nobody protests the funeral is it makes them look like victims, despite their history of doing the same thing. Anything we say on here, whatever. It's not like they're reading Fark to get our opinion on the guy (and if they are, they would know he's been generally reviled around here for years.)  Just ignore the funeral and don't protest it - they don't deserve to become victims, the way they victimized so many people.


Exactly. They're going to have a private "ceremony" or what have you, or they might not - don't care either way. Then they'll go right back to being absolute shiatheads. Apparently, like a certain "I didn't exactly say I was defending them so LOL I TROLL" in here, they will enjoy continually being laughed at for eternity and their legacy will be one of shameful attitude.
 
2014-03-20 02:45:23 PM  

ciberido: Speaking of queer folks and the people who love to hate us, "full cream in the mashed potatoes" sounds dirty.

Next sexy time I'm going to ask my boyfriend to use "full cream in the mashed potatoes."


I almost checked UD to make sure I wasn't accidentally referencing a euphemism.  Perhaps I'll come up with something after dinner.
 
2014-03-20 02:45:44 PM  
Fred, say "HI" to Hitler for us.
 
2014-03-20 02:45:44 PM  
You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.
 
2014-03-20 02:47:16 PM  

Triple Oak: I didn't exactly say I was defending them


Oh, did you find the post where I defended them? Because I missed it. Please show us...
 
2014-03-20 02:47:27 PM  

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


...to help us hand out the cheese and wine at the after party?
 
2014-03-20 02:47:36 PM  
Just want to post here....been waiting too many years for this thread...
 
2014-03-20 02:47:57 PM  

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-20 02:47:59 PM  

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


api.ning.com
 
2014-03-20 02:48:12 PM  

Arkham: 38"You have heard that it was said, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE, AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH.' 39"But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. 40"If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, let him have your coat also. 41"Whoever forces you to go one mile, go with him two. 42"Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you.
43"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR and hate your enemy.' 44"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46"For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47"If you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? 48"Therefore you are to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.


I, um...I think you're in the wrong thread.
 
2014-03-20 02:48:17 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Related


I'd never noticed the Dune reference before.
 
2014-03-20 02:48:24 PM  

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


adoctorsdream.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-20 02:48:41 PM  
For the Kevheads of Fark.com, and for any Westboro adherents who happen to be reading:

And the man who was Jesus
Lit his last cigarette
And he spoke in a whisper
With a voice of regret
"You've all heard the answer.
But you're not listening yet.
Love is the way back home."
 
2014-03-20 02:48:57 PM  

ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.


FYI, it's 'y'all', a contraction of 'you' and 'all'

'Ya'll' is a contraction of 'ya' and 'will', which makes no sense.
 
2014-03-20 02:50:37 PM  
I'm reminded of that scene from the Monument's Men where Clooney's character offers the Nazi a cigarette.  Then tells him a long, wonderful story about what he's going to do when he gets home, and how he'll read on some tiny little footnote page, that said Nazi was hanged until dead for war crimes, and then he'd finish the paper, and never think of him ever again.
 
2014-03-20 02:50:47 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.


...and Santorum.
 
2014-03-20 02:51:29 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Jairzinho:I will not celebrate the death of Cheney
/I'm not saying they're at the same. just evil in their own way.
[briankaldorf.files.wordpress.com image 425x290]That's because Cheney can't die. He's a monster wearing a remarkable looking human suit. When this age of the earth passes into the dust of time, he will still be here, roaming the wasted landscape, scouring for the next life to assume, waiting for the next intelligence to rise and command the planet. He is a monster that thrives on the innocence of others, the breaths of infants that are taken too soon sustain him. Every culture, living and dead, has known a Cheney. He lurks in the shadows, unassuming and unsuspected, until such time as the monster can take a new host and reveal himself.


benhallbenhall.dimbal.biz
 
2014-03-20 02:52:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: ReverendJynxed: You people seem full of hate. Ya'll need Jesus.

FYI, it's 'y'all', a contraction of 'you' and 'all'

'Ya'll' is a contraction of 'ya' and 'will', which makes no sense.



It's funny, they talked about this on A Way With Words recently, and the "ya'll" spelling is a correct spelling, the placement of the apostrophe kind of depends on where you're from. The "ya'll" is more a Texas/ southwest spelling than the "y'all."
 
2014-03-20 02:52:30 PM  

scottydoesntknow: DeltaPunch: Krymson Tyde: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]

OMG what is that from? The two religious Irish brothers that kill everyone, with Willem Dafoe? I'm laughing so hard at your GIF I can't even think straight

Boondock Saints, cult classic.

Avoid the sequel though.


*shakes fist*
 
2014-03-20 02:52:43 PM  

Amish Tech Support:


Came for this. +1 Intertubes for you, sir.
 
2014-03-20 02:52:45 PM  
"I've never wished a man dead.  But I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
 
2014-03-20 02:53:11 PM  
There aren't many folks I'd actively take money out of the bank to donate to a pool to hire a hitman to remove from the gene pool.

He was one of them, though. I only hope his death was horrible and as painful  as humanly possible, AND that there's a hell he can go suffer in for eternity.
 
2014-03-20 02:53:47 PM  
So if people go and shia7 on his grave and there is ghey sex on his grave, would you still call the resulting santorum left after the festivities.... would it still be santorum or would phelpage be more apropos?
 
2014-03-20 02:54:47 PM  

Triple Oak: I wonder if the "church"... ne hate group, has some defectors now that the founder is dead.

Can't wait to see the satanist videos desecrating the gravesite. I won't participate, but I'll find a little joy in it.


They've already said they will hold a ceremony over it to make him posthumously gay.

i.imgur.com


Also, because it's Fark...


ecx.images-amazon.com

R.I.P ED PHELPS

 
2014-03-20 02:54:57 PM  
I'm just here to pile on with the "Good riddance to bad rubbish" vibe going on.

/toasting in an epic bread, as it were
 
2014-03-20 02:55:23 PM  

ciberido: Radak: Well, that's it.  I was debating whether to use half and half or full cream in the mashed potatoes tonight.  Cream it is!

Speaking of queer folks and the people who love to hate us, "full cream in the mashed potatoes" sounds dirty.

Next sexy time I'm going to ask my boyfriend to use "full cream in the mashed potatoes."


It's just that kind of party, I guess.
 
2014-03-20 02:55:25 PM  
My condolances to the family. I only hope that the greif and loss they feel now allows the empathy I know *God* wants them to have, to grow inside of them.

Losing a father sucks and the grief sticks with you the rest of your life. I hope lessons are learned.
 
2014-03-20 02:55:51 PM  
Welp....time for everyone to lose their collective shiat...
 
2014-03-20 02:55:56 PM  
Good.

And let me just say that this thread has been supremely entertaining so far.
durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2014-03-20 02:55:59 PM  

varnigus: ...Lesbian Task Force, subby?


www.thetaskforce.org

You rang?
 
2014-03-20 02:56:00 PM  

Grungehamster: I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.


The Bible says to treat others as you wish to be treated.

So, we must assume that he protested funerals because he wanted his own funeral to be protested.
 
2014-03-20 02:56:27 PM  

Grungehamster: I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.


This

Now is the time for the rest of society to show how much better they are than these trolls by leaving them alone.

Sadly? I'm sure the meaning will be lost on them when the next soldier dies.
 
2014-03-20 02:56:49 PM  
i13.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 02:57:07 PM  

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


Yeah, and I'm sure they're all Farkers.
 
2014-03-20 02:57:22 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.


May the stench of urine waft up and sear the nostrils of any who visit his grave.
 
2014-03-20 02:57:26 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: If his funeral doesn't look like this...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 408x280]

...I will very disappointed.


Tax Boy: [lh3.ggpht.com image 850x1275]

these guys will be at the cemetery and play extra loud disco music


You know.... I never would've expected that a Fred Phelps death thread would give me a boner, but here we are....
 
2014-03-20 02:57:29 PM  

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


piq.codeus.net
 
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