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2014-03-20 02:09:28 PM  
And to think the Yankees traded Jay Buhner for him.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:32 PM  
If reincarnation exists, he should have to come back as a gay man's dick.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:51 PM  

drew46n2: This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.


These two things are precisely exactly alike.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:54 PM  

Triple Oak: drew46n2: the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

Hah! The ol' "But what I meant was" approach! Fark IndependentsTM beware, you have some new competition!



Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.
 
2014-03-20 02:10:01 PM  

kid_icarus: red230: I'm calling it now. The Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest his funeral.

Well, he *was* excommuniated from said church...hmph. Wouldn't that be ironic.


I say we take advantage of all the clan being there, and lucky us! There's an open grave.
 
2014-03-20 02:10:49 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Felgraf: drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.

I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.

Today I learned that posting in a thread is exactly the same as showing up at a person's funeral to tell his loved one's he's in Hell.

*THE MORE YOU KNOW.JPG*

I'm trying myself not to hate him, but I can't necessarily begrudge those that do, nor can I berudge those who feel relief or even exhuberance at his death. I was never, ever a target of him. Or of people who think like him. He never attacked or harmed me directly. So how can I be sure my 'high road' stance is simply because I was never attacked, never harmed, never wounded?

He hurt a LOT of people. He hurt, intentionally, willfully, GLEEFULLY, a lot of people when they were at <i> their most vulnerable</i>, as they were interring a loved one whom they had just lost. He was a reprehensible human being.

For you to claim that those in this thread that are pleased by it are *exactly the same* as those who <i> intentionally sought out the grieving to inflict injuries upon their psyche </i> is such an astounding and goddamn amazing lack of logic I am amazed your skull hasn't imploded from attempting to force such a false equivlancy.

TL:DR Version:
YOUR POINT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

You are now WORSE than 50 Fred Phelps, you monster!


But how many Hitlers is that?

/Or Katrinas, if you prefer
 
2014-03-20 02:11:02 PM  

LeroyBourne: Dump his ass into the ocean, because his grave is going to be destination pissing spot.


Ocean dumping of raw sewage is prohibited.
 
2014-03-20 02:11:02 PM  

namegoeshere: drew46n2: Ed Grubermann: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[img.fark.net image 540x540]

Fred was a disgusting display of humanity. He deserves scorn and nothing more.


Do we punish the families of other cult leaders? Do we torment them? Or should we recognize instead that they too are victims?

I guess there is no one out there too evil and hateful that someone won't white knight for them.


I've not defended him, merely called-out the droves of blithering hypocrites doing the same thing now that they're supposedly mad at Phelps for doing.

One is hating others and celebrating their deaths due only to their sexuality, religious preference, or the fact that they served in the military, etc., regardless of what kind of person they were or how many lives they touched for the better.

The other is hating someone and celebrating his death because he was a horrible person who used his life to inflict as much pain and suffering onto others as he possibly could.

Not even remotely the same thing.


It ain't the same farkin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same farkin' sport.
 
2014-03-20 02:11:04 PM  

Frehar: If reincarnation exists, he should have to come back as a gay man's dick.


So you want to give him a reward?
 
2014-03-20 02:11:06 PM  

gilgigamesh: OccamsWhiskers: Death is not something to celebrate

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

The City of New Orleans begs to differ.


There is nothing better than a New Orleans drummer. I don't know how they fit so many farking strokes into one measure. Each count has a downbeat, upbeat, sidebeat, topbeat, bottombeat...stuffed full of everything.
 
2014-03-20 02:11:13 PM  

China White Tea: idesofmarch: There's nothing wrong with feeling unmitigated jubilation when a monster dies.

I would classify, e.g., Hitler as a "monster" - I'm not sure how wide of an envelope the classification of "monster" includes, but I'm pretty sure, "Guy who waved some offensive signs at tasteless times/places," doesn't really  quite make the cut.  

I would classify him as a "Highly-visible douchebag".


Well, that's, just, like, your opinion, man.  He didn't just wave signs around - he inspired idiots to do horrible things to innocent men and women in the name of total bullshiat.  I'd say the monster tag is well-deserved.
On the other hand, I'd dance on somebody's grave because they were tailgating me on the freeway, so YMMV.
 
2014-03-20 02:11:17 PM  

The_Sponge: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 200x125]


CSB:

When I first adopted my cat, he was fascinated every time I took a piss.  One day, he was leaning to far forward into the bowl, and my stream hit him in the back of the head....and he took off running.

/At least he learned his lesson.
//What is this thread about again?


Our cat was fascinated by the toilet when she was young. Until she fell in. Nothing in there but water, but cat + wet... She also used to nap in the bathtub on occasion. Once, someone was soaking something in there to help clean it, and she didn't look before she jumped. Again, wet, unhapppy cat, and no more napping in the bathtub.
 
2014-03-20 02:11:40 PM  
 
2014-03-20 02:12:04 PM  

syrynxx: This is why religion is such a blight on the face of the Earth.


Any dogmatic belief is guilty of this, including political.
 
2014-03-20 02:12:22 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: *leaves thread before more RIP-tards show up*


www.thrillingdetective.com

R.I.P. Riptards
 
2014-03-20 02:12:31 PM  
for all of these "oh, let's be nice and feel bad, or not be mean, his family is bummed out", etc., ARE YOU FRICKIN SERIOUS WITH THAT?!?!?!?

These miserable bastards have wreaked UNTOLD misery, anguish and hatred on SOOOOOO many UNDESERVING families, individuals, etc. that they can and hopefully WILL rot in the deepest pits of hell.  I have NOT ONE IOTA of sympathy for ANYONE in that family who in ANY way, shape or form condones or otherwise complies / facilitates / ignores the truly loathsome, abhorrent actions of these sub-humans.  F them ALL.  Every last wretched one of them.
 
2014-03-20 02:13:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 02:13:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: mbillips: Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.

I looked this up, and couldn't find a single case they'd actually won. I think this is an urban legend. Shirley Phelps Roeper is a nurse, for instance, and she's the one currently running the freak show. I'm pretty sure they write any vacation travel off on their taxes, though; during the last Final Four in Atlanta, they were in town briefly picketing some obscure South DeKalb church.

She isn't anymore. The board of men ousted her as spokesperson for the hate league.


Between that and Fred's excommunication, it looks like they started eating each other.
 
2014-03-20 02:13:57 PM  

drew46n2: Triple Oak: drew46n2: the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

Hah! The ol' "But what I meant was" approach! Fark IndependentsTM beware, you have some new competition!

Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.


drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.


Post number one from our White Knight. Let's show respect for a family full of people without it. Us and our little sewing circle of comments are just as bad as loud protesters at a soldier's funeral, according to little Drew. You're laughable, kid, but you have spunk which is something I suppose.
 
2014-03-20 02:13:57 PM  

ciberido: If there is a heaven, I hope he's on his way there now.  Not because I think he deserves it, but because I'd like to think we all get there eventually, no matter how evil we are.


Where do you get your outlook on life, Groupon?
 
2014-03-20 02:14:13 PM  
NeverDrunk23:
You are now WORSE than 50 Fred Phelps, you monster!

"NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE FRED PHELPS"

AND THEN JOHN WAS A WESTBORO.
 
2014-03-20 02:15:23 PM  

amindtat: Englebert Slaptyback: *leaves thread before more RIP-tards show up*

[www.thrillingdetective.com image 250x373]

R.I.P. Riptards



Murray "Boz" Bozinsky  was not a tard....the dude was a genius.

/I chuckled.
 
2014-03-20 02:16:07 PM  

Triple Oak: Post number one from our White Knight. Let's show respect for a family full of people without it. Us and our little sewing circle of comments are just as bad as loud protesters at a soldier's funeral, according to little Drew. You're laughable, kid, but you have spunk which is something I suppose.


The main reason I hope nobody protests the funeral is it makes them look like victims, despite their history of doing the same thing. Anything we say on here, whatever. It's not like they're reading Fark to get our opinion on the guy (and if they are, they would know he's been generally reviled around here for years.)  Just ignore the funeral and don't protest it - they don't deserve to become victims, the way they victimized so many people.
 
2014-03-20 02:16:32 PM  

Grungehamster: I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.


I'm not, and I've come to terms with it. Besides, doesn't his favorite book say something about "an eye for an eye"? If that's true, he's due for one hell of a skullf*cking...
 
2014-03-20 02:16:39 PM  

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[img.fark.net image 540x540]


Aren't you special.
 
2014-03-20 02:16:49 PM  

Kaeishiwaza: This isn't a News Flash.  This is a historical event less important than my dog drooling on a pillow.  Ash upon a mountain.


Its less important than Al Roker shartting himself.
 
2014-03-20 02:17:09 PM  
I guess he finally prayed the gay away.
 
2014-03-20 02:17:17 PM  

Triple Oak: drew46n2: Triple Oak: drew46n2: the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

Hah! The ol' "But what I meant was" approach! Fark IndependentsTM beware, you have some new competition!

Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.

Post number one from our White Knight. Let's show respect for a family full of people without it. Us and our little sewing circle of comments are just as bad as loud protesters at a soldier's funeral, according to little Drew. You're laughable, kid, but you have spunk which is something I suppose.



Oh, you mean pointing out that a family is comprised of mourning human beings is the same as defending Phelp's tactics? Really? Is that what we're supposed to believe?

LOL
 
2014-03-20 02:17:24 PM  

phenn: Class act, that Uncle George. And, clearly, the bigger man.


img.fark.net

Mr Takei can safely take the high road.  As for myself and many others, we'll do the dirty work for him.
 
2014-03-20 02:17:30 PM  
He did more to create gay tolerance than Ellen and Elton John put together.

Thanks Fred!
 
2014-03-20 02:17:59 PM  

Felgraf: I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."


I'm torn. On the one hand, Takei's stance is is the proper 'high road' to take. But I'm also reminded of this exchange from the '09 Trek movie

Spock: Captain, what are you doing?
Kirk: Spock, showing them compassion might go a long way to promoting peace between us and the Romulans. It's logic, I thought you'd like that.
Spock: No, not really. Not this time.
 
2014-03-20 02:18:01 PM  

drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.


Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

i44.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 02:19:08 PM  

ciberido: scottydoesntknow: mbillips: Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.

I looked this up, and couldn't find a single case they'd actually won. I think this is an urban legend. Shirley Phelps Roeper is a nurse, for instance, and she's the one currently running the freak show. I'm pretty sure they write any vacation travel off on their taxes, though; during the last Final Four in Atlanta, they were in town briefly picketing some obscure South DeKalb church.

She isn't anymore. The board of men ousted her as spokesperson for the hate league.

Between that and Fred's excommunication, it looks like they started eating each other.


i177.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 02:19:19 PM  
Fred died in the church, he was buried along with his name.

No one was saved.
 
2014-03-20 02:19:29 PM  

mainstreet62: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 841x526]


My god man, you just made my day :P
 
2014-03-20 02:19:33 PM  

HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]


Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.
 
2014-03-20 02:19:50 PM  

syrynxx: This is why religion is such a blight on the face of the Earth.  It gives people a sense of moral justification for hating others.  It gave Fred moral justification for hating gays.  It gives everyone else moral justification for hating Fred.

There is no god of any kind.  This guy is dead.  If you're still hating him after he is gone, perhaps fantasizing about some afterlife punishment, the only person suffering you.  Fred is fertilizer. Let it go and focus on the living.


You don't need religion to justify horrible things.  People are just as happy to commit atrocities in the name of 'family', 'country', 'politics', 'economics', 'race/ethnicity', 'greed' and a million other things.
 
2014-03-20 02:20:16 PM  

Mateorocks: I sure hope someone protests his funeral.


Plans are already in work

https://www.facebook.com/PicketFredPhelpsFuneral
 
2014-03-20 02:20:31 PM  

AndreMA: LeroyBourne: Dump his ass into the ocean, because his grave is going to be destination pissing spot.

Ocean dumping of raw sewage is prohibited.


It's good enough for bin laden, but with all the talk in here about dancing, gay and lesbian farking and defecating we're gonna have to come up with a scheduled order, first dancing, then farking and lastly the pissing.
 
2014-03-20 02:20:46 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.


Or semen. Or shiat. Just keep pumping until the place is a sinkhole right down to the magma.
 
2014-03-20 02:20:55 PM  

drew46n2: Triple Oak: drew46n2: Triple Oak: drew46n2: the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

Hah! The ol' "But what I meant was" approach! Fark IndependentsTM beware, you have some new competition!

Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.

Post number one from our White Knight. Let's show respect for a family full of people without it. Us and our little sewing circle of comments are just as bad as loud protesters at a soldier's funeral, according to little Drew. You're laughable, kid, but you have spunk which is something I suppose.


Oh, you mean pointing out that a family is comprised of mourning human beings is the same as defending Phelp's tactics? Really? Is that what we're supposed to believe?

LOL


Can you prove any of that?
 
Jha
2014-03-20 02:21:17 PM  
Another democrat bites the dust!
 
2014-03-20 02:21:22 PM  

drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 02:21:51 PM  
NecoConeco: Felgraf: I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."

I'm torn. On the one hand, Takei's stance is is the proper 'high road' to take. But I'm also reminded of this exchange from the '09 Trek movie

Spock: Captain, what are you doing?
Kirk: Spock, showing them compassion might go a long way to promoting peace between us and the Romulans. It's logic, I thought you'd like that.
Spock: No, not really. Not this time.


I was wondering why Spock's quote was so damned out of character, but then you mentioned it was from the Phelps of the Trek franchise, and it all made sense.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:46 PM  
Should install a urinal on his grave so we can all piss on him.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:49 PM  
SEE YOU LATER shiatLORD!!
 
2014-03-20 02:23:06 PM  
mimg.ugo.com

Never a better time to quote this scene.
 
2014-03-20 02:23:11 PM  

HawgWild: drew46n2: HawgWild: drew46n2: Please, find the post where I defended Phelps. Go ahead, it's not Facebook, I can't delete comments.
Find it.
Come on, you're clever. You can do it.

Dude, let it go. Because, if you haven't noticed:

[i44.photobucket.com image 487x365]

Aww, having difficulty pegging me as a Phelps apologist because I never defended him? It's difficult being so acutely oblivious, I know, but you'll get over it.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x405]



I know it sucks being the last one to get a joke. You'll get there, just keep posting.
 
2014-03-20 02:23:22 PM  
Is it too late to say that this is my first time posting in this thread?
 
2014-03-20 02:23:40 PM  

T-Boy: It's a shame that Fred's legacy is the WBC, which will continue on without him.  Making the world worse by your presence and actions is the definition of a wasted life.

I would bet that Fred is very surprised to find himself in Hell right now.


Would it be more surprising that he isn't finding anything and that's it... death is nothing more than you're over. No magical place to go.
 
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