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2014-03-20 01:57:23 PM

Impasse: One less Democrat.


Oh he is still going to be voting
 
2014-03-20 01:57:25 PM

NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.



I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.
 
2014-03-20 01:57:43 PM
If only there were some way to show my displeasure of this guy. Perhaps at his funeral. I'm drawing blanks though.
 
2014-03-20 01:57:43 PM

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
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Poor you.  It must be so hard being you, all tormented and shiat.  Wake me up when you get as worked up about the rape apologists, the pedophile apologists and the open racists around here.
 
2014-03-20 01:57:57 PM
I'm not one to celebrate death, but as someone who once counter-protested against his group of assholes AND is the son of a lesbian. Allow me to say this.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 01:58:03 PM

drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.


Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?


Oh boo the fark hoo....and I suppose next you are going to tell us that no Jews should have rejoiced when Hitler died.  There is a world of difference between FEELING hate and actively spreading it.  Usually it is a good balance to have some love and some hate.  It is your ACTIONS that determine the quality of your character.  While it is good to try not to be hateful towards people as a whole some arseholes having it coming to them.

All you people who just cannot find it in your sweet little hearts to hate anyone or anything either need a good shrink or a lobotomy.  Or minimally stay off Fark if ya can't handle the heat.
 
2014-03-20 01:58:06 PM
I always thought the guy was a hateful, loathsome tool. Then, I read in the Washington Post article just now, that he went and protested at Fred Rogers' funeral.
If there wasn't already a special place in hell for this bottom-of-shoe scraping, protesting Mr. Rogers funeral would definitely put him in the part where even Hitler would be saying "That's low".
 
2014-03-20 01:58:38 PM

idesofmarch: There's nothing wrong with feeling unmitigated jubilation when a monster dies.


I would classify, e.g., Hitler as a "monster" - I'm not sure how wide of an envelope the classification of "monster" includes, but I'm pretty sure, "Guy who waved some offensive signs at tasteless times/places," doesn't really  quite make the cut.  

I would classify him as a "Highly-visible douchebag".
 
2014-03-20 01:58:39 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 01:58:54 PM

SBinRR: For those worried about the hate being spewed in this thread.  I'm guessing most farkers are like me.  We express our satisfaction with his death on Fark, and then we go about our lives without thinking much about it at all, ever again.

Until the next thread, that is.


I think everyone's being pretty well behaved. Just having a few giggles.
 
2014-03-20 01:58:55 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-20 01:59:56 PM

Tim Tebow: Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I jumpin' around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?


Am I licking my balls?
 
2014-03-20 02:00:08 PM

drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.


Celebrating the deaths of soldiers, at their funeral, in front of their grieving loved ones. Versus some random comments on an internet board gloating that there's one less hateful asshole in the world. Yeah, real comparable on the stoop level.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:09 PM
It's a shame that Fred's legacy is the WBC, which will continue on without him.  Making the world worse by your presence and actions is the definition of a wasted life.

I would bet that Fred is very surprised to find himself in Hell right now.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:23 PM

mainstreet62: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 841x526]


You win. I don't know what you won, but....this wins. BIG.

Personally, I welcome him having his performance review with The Ultimate Judge. No time for anger and wrath; after all, God's got far more than I ever will have.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:54 PM

drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.


Seriously? You're really trying to compare actively picketing a funeral of a soldier and a fark thread?

You've got issues son.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:55 PM

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
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Don't speak ill of the dead is evil and morally bankrupt. It is only said of those whom nothing good can be said by those who can't say anything nice about such a person. It is more disgusting to try and defend evil than the speak badly of evil people regardless of there status i.e alive or dead. Being dead can and must never offer protection against the truth.
 
2014-03-20 02:01:44 PM

wyltoknow: random comments on an internet board



online bullying is a real problem. How many kids have killed themselves due to it? Yet you callously dismiss them as harmless.
 
2014-03-20 02:02:00 PM

nekom: NeverDrunk23: Devo: God Loves Freds.

Today is Fred Rogers birthday.

Coincidence?

[s2.quickmeme.com image 550x525]



Makes me glad to be a member of Team Presbyterians.

/Of course, I might burst into the flames the next time I enter a church.
 
2014-03-20 02:02:08 PM

wyltoknow: drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.

Celebrating the deaths of soldiers, at their funeral, in front of their grieving loved ones. Versus some random comments on an internet board gloating that there's one less hateful asshole in the world. Yeah, real comparable on the stoop level.



They know it's not the same thing.   They're trolls.  And if they don't know, they're idiots.

fark that guy.  We're GLAD HE'S DEAD and we don't care if it sets off your miscalibrated hypocrisy-meter.  Deal with it.
 
2014-03-20 02:02:16 PM
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2014-03-20 02:02:18 PM
What's the over/under on the WBC protesting his funeral?
 
2014-03-20 02:02:18 PM

Limp_Bisquick: calling the cowboy hat and rain poncho for my Halloween outfit


Need to get some of those old Ted Nugent 90's sunglasses and you'll be set.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:03 PM
Bwahahaha!
 
2014-03-20 02:03:34 PM

HaywoodJablonski: If only there were some way to show my displeasure of this guy. Perhaps at his funeral. I'm drawing blanks though.


Don't use blanks.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:44 PM

Professor Farksworth: I'm not one to celebrate death, but as someone who once counter-protested against his group of assholes AND is the son of a lesbian. Allow me to say this.


[img.fark.net image 456x352]


s13.postimg.org
 
2014-03-20 02:03:54 PM
59% of America supporting gay marriage, according to a March 2014 Washington Post-ABC News poll.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:58 PM

bluefox3681: sobriquet by any other name: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.


Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

hatred of hatred is not hatred

THIS IS WHY YOU TAKE PHILOSOPHY CLASSES, PEOPLE!

But it can be if it consumes you.


Which is why this thread is good and necessary. Farkers are releasing Fred Phelps and all his hateful shiat. We are venting it right out of our thoughts. The large majority (if not all) of the farkers in this thread will do nothing more in reference to Fred's life and death than post their feelings about it here.  When this thread closes, so does Fred's horrible, hateful existence. Good riddance.
 
2014-03-20 02:04:19 PM

drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.


Today I learned that posting in a thread is exactly the same as showing up at a person's funeral to tell his loved one's he's in Hell.

*THE MORE YOU KNOW.JPG*

I'm trying myself not to hate him, but I can't necessarily begrudge those that do, nor can I berudge those who feel relief or even exhuberance at his death. I was never, ever a target of him. Or of people who think like him. He never attacked or harmed me directly. So how can I be sure my 'high road' stance is simply because I was never attacked, never harmed, never wounded?

He hurt a LOT of people. He hurt, intentionally, willfully, GLEEFULLY, a lot of people when they were at <i> their most vulnerable</i>, as they were interring a loved one whom they had just lost. He was a reprehensible human being.

For you to claim that those in this thread that are pleased by it are *exactly the same* as those who <i> intentionally sought out the grieving to inflict injuries upon their psyche </i> is such an astounding and goddamn amazing lack of logic I am amazed your skull hasn't imploded from attempting to force such a false equivlancy.

TL:DR Version:
YOUR POINT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
 
2014-03-20 02:04:19 PM
If there is a heaven, I hope he's on his way there now.  Not because I think he deserves it, but because I'd like to think we all get there eventually, no matter how evil we are.
 
2014-03-20 02:04:32 PM
In the afterlife
Fred is subject to the serious strife.
Piss on graves and `rack' the gay
Now, today, there is hell to pay.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame

/Thanx be to the SNZ's
 
2014-03-20 02:04:59 PM
As soon as I saw that he died while on another news site, I immediately ran over to Fark and did a Ctrl + F "God Hates Fred" and found this thread immediately.
 
2014-03-20 02:05:01 PM

guestguy: [img.fark.net image 200x125]



CSB:

When I first adopted my cat, he was fascinated every time I took a piss.  One day, he was leaning to far forward into the bowl, and my stream hit him in the back of the head....and he took off running.

/At least he learned his lesson.
//What is this thread about again?
 
2014-03-20 02:05:12 PM

acad1228: What's the over/under on the WBC protesting his funeral?


Depends on when the tornado is scheduled to wipe them out.
 
2014-03-20 02:05:53 PM

Crazy Lee: In the afterlife
Fred is subject to the serious strife.
Piss on graves and `rack' the gay
Now, today, there is hell to pay.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame

/Thanx be to the SNZ's


Brillo!
 
2014-03-20 02:05:57 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 02:05:59 PM

vudukungfu: Where are they burying him?
Because I was serious about knocking the bottom out of a port-o-let and parking it on top of the grave.
I have the resources and I have done much much worse in my life.
Just tell me where to park it.


And this is why I have you favorited as "fascinatingly strange."
 
2014-03-20 02:06:07 PM
Fred Phelps died becasue of the gheys...
 
2014-03-20 02:06:44 PM

red230: I'm calling it now. The Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest his funeral.


Well, he *was* excommuniated from said church...hmph. Wouldn't that be ironic.
 
2014-03-20 02:06:45 PM

drew46n2: How many kids have killed themselves due to it?


Is it more or less than kids killed by bees?
 
2014-03-20 02:07:06 PM

drew46n2: wyltoknow: random comments on an internet board


online bullying is a real problem. How many kids have killed themselves due to it? Yet you callously dismiss them as harmless.


You're shifting the goalposts son. Don't try to change the subject when you've blathered on like an idiot through 500+ comments so far.
 
2014-03-20 02:07:24 PM
hotrod2001

Fred Phelps died becasue of the gheys...

We wish.
 
2014-03-20 02:07:40 PM
memecrunch.com
 
2014-03-20 02:07:45 PM

Felgraf: drew46n2: NeverDrunk23: Triple Oak: drew46n2: scottydoesntknow: I don't feel it's hypocritical to be relieved that a man who did nothing but spewed hatred everywhere is unable to spew hatred now.

Except now you're spewing hatred. How are you better than him?

White-Knight, White-Knight, White-Knight... seriously, join the Politics tab, your trolling would be fun.

Since he's more outraged over people's responses than to the guy who did nothing but spew hatred, he would be one of the 'You're the REAL racist for pointing out racism' political posters.


I'm not outraged at anything. And, as usual, the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.

This guy showed up at the funerals of SOLDIERS and celebrated their deaths as God hating them.
Average Fark Commenter has shown up in-thread celebrating his death as God hating him.

Way to stoop to his level, but it's a predictable response.

Today I learned that posting in a thread is exactly the same as showing up at a person's funeral to tell his loved one's he's in Hell.

*THE MORE YOU KNOW.JPG*

I'm trying myself not to hate him, but I can't necessarily begrudge those that do, nor can I berudge those who feel relief or even exhuberance at his death. I was never, ever a target of him. Or of people who think like him. He never attacked or harmed me directly. So how can I be sure my 'high road' stance is simply because I was never attacked, never harmed, never wounded?

He hurt a LOT of people. He hurt, intentionally, willfully, GLEEFULLY, a lot of people when they were at <i> their most vulnerable</i>, as they were interring a loved one whom they had just lost. He was a reprehensible human being.

For you to claim that those in this thread that are pleased by it are *exactly the same* as those who <i> intentionally sought out the grieving to inflict injuries upon their psyche </i> is such an astounding and goddamn amazing lack of logic I am amazed your skull hasn't imploded from attempting to force such a false equivlancy.

TL:DR Version:
YOUR POINT IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.


You are now WORSE than 50 Fred Phelps, you monster!
 
2014-03-20 02:08:06 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-03-20 02:08:20 PM

drew46n2: the Fark commenters see what they want to see in my posts, instead of what I actually say.


Hah! The ol' "But what I meant was" approach! Fark IndependentsTM beware, you have some new competition!
 
2014-03-20 02:08:41 PM

drew46n2: wyltoknow: random comments on an internet board


online bullying is a real problem. How many kids have killed themselves due to it? Yet you callously dismiss them as harmless.


Fine. If Fred zombies back to life, reads this thread, and kills his zombie self because we were mean to him, then we are all guilty for that re-death.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:04 PM
i went and got taco bell for lunch so i can celebrate his memory with diarrhea.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:23 PM
This is why religion is such a blight on the face of the Earth.  It gives people a sense of moral justification for hating others.  It gave Fred moral justification for hating gays.  It gives everyone else moral justification for hating Fred.

There is no god of any kind.  This guy is dead.  If you're still hating him after he is gone, perhaps fantasizing about some afterlife punishment, the only person suffering you.  Fred is fertilizer. Let it go and focus on the living.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:28 PM

namegoeshere: drew46n2: wyltoknow: random comments on an internet board


online bullying is a real problem. How many kids have killed themselves due to it? Yet you callously dismiss them as harmless.

Fine. If Fred zombies back to life, reads this thread, and kills his zombie self because we were mean to him, then we are all guilty for that re-death.


That would be badgeworthy!
 
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