Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KSN Wichita) NewsFlash God hates Freds   ( divider line
    More: NewsFlash, Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church, god, Baptist church, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro, Vince Gill, Lesbian Task Force  
•       •       •

15084 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2014 at 12:44 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Want to get NewsFlash notifications in email?

1240 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Newest

2014-03-20 01:09:09 PM  
And now, as the mass of people who thinks gays are icky start to die off, perhaps the rest of us can live in harmony.
2014-03-20 01:09:33 PM
2014-03-20 01:09:58 PM  

Joe Peanut: [ image 500x342]

You need to shoop that into Phelps's grave. Not that he'll have one. They'll cremate him and keep his ashes on the mantle.
2014-03-20 01:10:03 PM
2014-03-20 01:10:05 PM
2014-03-20 01:10:08 PM  

Mateorocks: I sure hope someone protests his funeral.

Spring really is here.

Got to give credit.

2014-03-20 01:10:52 PM  

Fiction Fan: [ image 620x382]

Thanks. Now everyone knows I'm not working
2014-03-20 01:10:54 PM  
Welcome to Westboro Baptist Church
such a perfect crown
Here we have some rules let us lay them down
Don't make waves
Stay in line
and we'll get on just fine
Westboro  is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
shine your shoes
wipe your...face
Westboro  is
Westboro  is
Westboro  is a perfect place
2014-03-20 01:10:59 PM  
Fred Phelps was a colossal asshole whose time here on earth could have been better spent.
2014-03-20 01:11:00 PM  

macross87: Stay away from the Freds. He hates these Freds!

I'm, too sexy for my grave,

Too sexy for my grave,

So sexy, the gays will have a rave!
2014-03-20 01:11:01 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: Death is not something to celebrate

The City of New Orleans begs to differ.
2014-03-20 01:11:10 PM  
I smiled so hard when I read this newsflash email that I actually hurt my face.
2014-03-20 01:11:12 PM  
I find myself dragging my feet this morning on giving a flying f*ck.
2014-03-20 01:11:12 PM  

Lando Lincoln: When nearly everyone in your country is glad that you're no longer part of it, it's a good bet that you wasted your life.

Fred Phelps is dead and gay rights move forward.

And that will be his true legacy.  A completely irrelevant dickwagon who accomplished absolutely nothing in life and will be forgotten by week's end.

I will never for the life of me understand what breeds so much hate.  How can so much hate fester over something as utterly irrelevant as what other people do with their genitals?
2014-03-20 01:11:20 PM


2014-03-20 01:11:23 PM

This cock is for you, Fred!
2014-03-20 01:11:25 PM  
2014-03-20 01:11:31 PM  
Dump his ass into the ocean, because his grave is going to be destination pissing spot.
2014-03-20 01:11:32 PM  

Tax Boy: these guys will be at the cemetery and play extra loud disco music

I really hope so, I truly hope so.

Can we make this happen?
2014-03-20 01:12:02 PM  

Bin_jammin: Suflig: [ image 300x170]

Smells like someone died.

Came in for that. Glad I didn't have to do it.

In a way, I almost wished he would have lived forever, he deserved it.
2014-03-20 01:12:09 PM  

had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
2014-03-20 01:12:10 PM
2014-03-20 01:12:14 PM  
So who will play him in the inevitable Hollywood biopic?
2014-03-20 01:12:35 PM  

Impasse: One less Democrat.

Nice one. Short, concise, to the point. I would have gone with "One less Christian" myself.
2014-03-20 01:12:39 PM  
What an awful, sad, disgusting little tale.  A man so filled with hate that he built his entire community around vitriol to pretty much everyone.  Who thought the best way to express his views was to pour bile on people at their most hurt and vulnerable. Who prepared so thoroughly a legacy of shunning and hatred that his own family and the church he founded excommunicated him when he softened by the fraction of an inch it took to suggest that perhaps his parishioners not be total dicks to each other, just everybody else.

He died having been rejected from the only community he valued, with several children having abandoned him, in a hospice.

I have no love for Fred Phelps, and I hope that, for even just a second before he passed, that he realized the enormity of his assholery.  It's one thing to be a hateful fark yourself, but to teach it to your children and to build a whole community around it, that's just sick.  I hope he felt a pang for every person he hurt, for every decent human being he insulted, and for every soldier who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country that he dared to use as a political tool.

If there is any justice in this universe, he's getting shown the error of his ways right now, and he will understand why he will rightfully be forgotten, consigned to at best a footnote in human history.
2014-03-20 01:12:40 PM  
I know it's not classy to speak ill of the dead.


I never EVER said I was a classy broad.

And even though it's not a weekend, I'll have a beer tonight just to celebrate his death.
2014-03-20 01:12:40 PM  
Now I'm hearing that they're not going to have a funeral for Phelps because they're afraid people would protest it. Wow, that's horrible! Who would do such a thing?
2014-03-20 01:12:59 PM
2014-03-20 01:13:03 PM  
So in cheering this man's death...

...does that mean we have become part of the WBC?
2014-03-20 01:13:11 PM  
There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.

The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his seat belt and his head flew into the windshield. Took me all day to make the face look natural."

Not to be outdone, the second mortician says, "You think that's bad?   I had this guy in who got hit by a train while he was riding his bike. Took me TWO days to put all the pieces back together!"

The third mortician just shook his head. "You guys have it easy," he said. "I had Fred Phelps in my place. Seems like the head nurse at the Hospice was one angry gay man. He raped Fred multiple times the night before he died. Took me all week just to wipe the smile off his face!"
2014-03-20 01:13:20 PM  
I feel about this man's death the same way I feel about an enormous pimple bursting.  It was there for a while, and it hurt like hell to have it around.  It was utterly disgusting and unhealthy and full of filth.  Then there's the moment that you really can't be happy about - in the pimple's case, the moment it pops.  In Fred's the moment he died - and then relief.

Relief because there's some remnant of it remaining, and it still kinda hurts if you press on it, but you know it's going to start healing now.
2014-03-20 01:13:23 PM  

ariseatex: So who will play him in the inevitable Hollywood biopic?

George Takei
2014-03-20 01:13:23 PM  
Goodbye bitter hateful old man. I hope you had a moment of regret before you left.
2014-03-20 01:13:26 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: If his funeral doesn't look like this...

[ image 408x280]

...I will very disappointed.

He's not having a funeral. Unless, of course, someone other than his family throws him one...

Actually I expect he will have end-of-life celebrations all over the country.
2014-03-20 01:13:29 PM  

The worst part about this is going to be all the people on facebook telling me do not to be happy because it makes me just as bad as him.

Well sorry but I'm not sorry. I was happy when bin Laden died and I'm happy that Phelps is dead.
2014-03-20 01:13:34 PM  
You know, sometimes when I find myself particularly irritated with someone I take solace in the knowledge that one day, they will die. Today I feel the truth of that belief. My day instantly got better when I saw the news.

I've never directly been affected by him or his clan but I feel that the world is just a bit better today than it was yesterday.
2014-03-20 01:13:38 PM  
So will this cause Zombie Castro to die too? Did Zombie Castro actually die many years ago?
2014-03-20 01:13:39 PM
2014-03-20 01:13:40 PM  

ariseatex: So who will play him in the inevitable Hollywood biopic?

Bruce Dern?
2014-03-20 01:13:50 PM  
"ZFred's dead, baby"
2014-03-20 01:13:54 PM  
I hope no one shows up to his funeral. Not even is own family. Just be the grave diggers. Then everyone needs to forget his name. Someone asks and you never heard of him. Forgotten is what he needs.
2014-03-20 01:13:59 PM  

Oldiron_79: RIP Fred Flintstone.

Seriously though this is a sad day for those of us into trolling. He was like the Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali of trolling.

Bill Laimbeer.
2014-03-20 01:14:03 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: It doesn't seem very tragic for anyone to live to 84, and obviously this guy was a huge asshole. But "he started it" won't retain any moral authority you may think you had about the horrible things he did.

Death is not something to celebrate and harassing people or showing disrespect is not honorable.

I am morally superior to that man.  And I celebrate his death.

Suck it.
2014-03-20 01:14:10 PM  
That sound you hear is another page being turned in the gay agenda.
2014-03-20 01:14:25 PM
2014-03-20 01:14:25 PM
2014-03-20 01:14:30 PM  

somethingtodowithafox: May his death show that even a long life can be a wasted one. And hopefully with this we can close the chapter on this shiatstain of humanity that is the WBC, without their precious un-Christian patriarch at the helm.

I'd say let's not protest his funeral, not to show respect...fark that. But to show that to any person with more than 2 working brain cells, he was a meaningless human being with a meaningless existence and he will rot in the ground forgotten and shunned like his message of farked up beliefs.

Damn your sound reasoning and logic!!!!!

Yeah,okay. I agree, very good point.
2014-03-20 01:14:52 PM  
Ah, the first day of spring! The flowers are blooming, the birds are singing, and the Phelpses are dying. Could anything be more glorious?
2014-03-20 01:14:52 PM  

wumpus: They excommunicated him from the church before he died

Apparently I live under a rock. They what, now?
2014-03-20 01:14:53 PM  

drew46n2: had to fix this. What a disgusting display of humanity in here.
[ image 540x540]

Phelp's body isn't here, and even if it was, you cant give blowjobs to a corpse over the internet.
Displayed 50 of 1240 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Newest

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.