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(KSN Wichita) NewsFlash God hates Freds   ( divider line
    More: NewsFlash, Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church, god, Baptist church, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro, Vince Gill, Lesbian Task Force  
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2014-03-20 12:53:31 PM  
2014-03-20 12:53:32 PM  
This just in: New public urinal opens!
2014-03-20 12:53:37 PM


2014-03-20 12:53:49 PM  

mbillips: Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.

He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.

I looked this up, and couldn't find a single case they'd actually won. I think this is an urban legend. Shirley Phelps Roeper is a nurse, for instance, and she's the one currently running the freak show. I'm pretty sure they write any vacation travel off on their taxes, though; during the last Final Four in Atlanta, they were in town briefly picketing some obscure South DeKalb church.

She isn't anymore. The board of men ousted her as spokesperson for the hate league.
2014-03-20 12:53:53 PM  
The planet just breathed a sigh of relief.

Either that or I just farted. Yep, it's a fart. Well Freddy Farkwad, there's your one-gun salute.

//looks like
2014-03-20 12:53:55 PM  
Rest in piss, guy.
2014-03-20 12:54:01 PM  
Now he's going to find out just how right he was.

Bye bye butt pirate preacher
2014-03-20 12:54:02 PM  
I know it's in poor taste to speak ill of the dead, so all I'm going to say is that this is one obituary I've been looking forward to reading for many years. Thanks for finally delivering, Fred.
2014-03-20 12:54:20 PM  
calling the cowboy hat and rain poncho for my Halloween outfit
2014-03-20 12:54:20 PM  
I know I heard "Highway to Hell: playing somewhere this morning.
2014-03-20 12:54:24 PM  
If there are any protests at all they should only be fabulous floral arrangements and donations made in his name to organizations that are as trollerific as possible.
2014-03-20 12:54:36 PM  
For those who didn't like the message or the tactics, Phelps and his family had only disdain. "They need to drink a frosty mug of shut-the-hell-up and avert their eyes," his daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper, once told a group of Kansas lawmakers

Truly a Christian attitude. Jesus would approve

2014-03-20 12:54:42 PM  
Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.

Dude. Are you sure you are on Fark?
I've seen crap on here that would make Fred whimper.
2014-03-20 12:54:59 PM
2014-03-20 12:55:01 PM

Smells like someone died.
2014-03-20 12:55:01 PM

these guys will be at the cemetery and play extra loud disco music
2014-03-20 12:55:04 PM  
OMG, I am going to have to go flag down a car so I can make out with a woman! BRB!!
2014-03-20 12:55:06 PM  
Hope it was painful, traumatic for everyone involved, and that his feces and/or urine were involved.

A worthless, disgusting human being. Good riddance.
2014-03-20 12:55:08 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.
But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!
2014-03-20 12:55:19 PM
2014-03-20 12:55:28 PM  
Na na na na
Na na NA na
Hey hey hey
2014-03-20 12:55:32 PM  

DanZero: [ image 850x564]

Jesus Christ, it took this long??
2014-03-20 12:55:41 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I thought I would feel something.

and this
2014-03-20 12:55:41 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: It almost makes you wish that there was, in fact, some sort of afterlife so that he can look at it and think, "I was wrong...I was all wrong..."

I'm hoping the Buddhists are right and he's earned himself many aeons of existence as a Preta.
2014-03-20 12:55:41 PM  

drew46n2: Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.
2014-03-20 12:55:44 PM  
I'm just here for the most likely legendary thread.

Pretty sad way to live your life and even worse when you pass that crazy hate on to your family.  Hope the Phelps disband from protests in the coming generations.

/Not holding my breath
2014-03-20 12:55:51 PM
2014-03-20 12:55:52 PM  
The world just became a little better place.

Can we forget about this group of idiots now?
2014-03-20 12:56:05 PM
2014-03-20 12:56:05 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [ image 179x101]

That's hilarious, and now it's stolen.
2014-03-20 12:56:06 PM  
Requiescat in stercore.
2014-03-20 12:56:10 PM

Another victim of the Gayroller.
2014-03-20 12:56:22 PM  
Goodbye Fred. I hope your god has more mercy upon your soul than most of the people you caused anguish to when they were in their lowest times.

You weakened the first amendment for fun and profit. This I do not forgive.
2014-03-20 12:56:33 PM  
Fred's dead, baby. Fred's dead.
2014-03-20 12:56:33 PM  
oh, and this:
2014-03-20 12:56:35 PM
2014-03-20 12:56:37 PM  
Did he finally come out?
2014-03-20 12:56:39 PM
2014-03-20 12:56:46 PM


2014-03-20 12:57:13 PM  

phenn: Felgraf: I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."

I'm going to make the same effort, though this thread should be mighty entertaining. So, I'll hang out a while.

Oh,aye. I'm feeling a twinge or two of schaudenfreud, but I always try my hardest not to hate, since.. I dunno. It seems a poison.

BUT, that's also *REALLY EASY* for me to say, because as a straight middle class white boy, who was never once a target of their ire, nor ever directly affected by those who held simillar beliefs.

So it may be too easy for me to 'take the high road', as it were. Makes me wonder how I'd feel were I, say, Takei, whose grace (and who had to hide his own sexuality for so long!) is much more impressive.
2014-03-20 12:57:17 PM  
"But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!"
- Captain Stern's lawyer

They're going to need a septic system wherever they put him in the ground for all the bodily waste his grave is going to collect. Wouldn't mind contributing a loaf or two myself.
They're probably going to cremate his racist homophobic ass to avoid this.
2014-03-20 12:57:23 PM
2014-03-20 12:57:25 PM  
On the news they said WBC will not be announcing where his funeral will be. I guess they don't want people picketing his funeral. Funny neither did any of the families of dead soldiers or other people he orchestrated a protest at.
The world is slightly a better place without this vile excuse for a human
2014-03-20 12:57:28 PM
2014-03-20 12:57:32 PM  
just another act of god's terrorism of the united states for our acceptance of gays.  his church looked at him like a hero, a soldier of god, so it would be hypocritical of them to NOT picket his funeral.
2014-03-20 12:57:39 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [ image 179x101]

That's hilarious, and now it's stolen.

share the fun I always say
2014-03-20 12:57:41 PM  
2014-03-20 12:57:43 PM  
is it too much to hope he has a  long-term male lover who steps forward to grieve for  Freddy publicly right about now?
2014-03-20 12:57:46 PM  
I wonder why they won't release the reasoning as to why he was sick or in the hospice....

my guess with all the hatred he had for gay people is this:

he contracted aids thru intercourse with another man. Which took his life. Very fitting in July opinion if true. Only if we can get the rest of his congregation to go the same way.
2014-03-20 12:57:49 PM  

Bring your own meat for the BBQ, celebratory buggery welcome.
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