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(KSN Wichita) NewsFlash God hates Freds   (ksn.com) divider line 1251
    More: NewsFlash, Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church, god, Baptist church, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro, Vince Gill, Lesbian Task Force  
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2014-03-20 12:49:41 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:49:42 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:49:49 PM  
and not a single fark was given
 
2014-03-20 12:49:55 PM  
They're going to have to cremate him because people will be pissing and shiatting on he grave for generations.  And deservedly so.

Rot in hell, Fred.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:05 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:50:08 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:50:09 PM  
Well that explains why its the sun is especially bright and the birds are extra chirpy. Happy spring everyone!
 
2014-03-20 12:50:10 PM  
Vaya con dios, you sick piece of shiat.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:11 PM  
Roast in Hell, hatemonger swine.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:13 PM  
Good. One less horror in the world.
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2014-03-20 12:50:15 PM  
I'm sure all his hateful little crotchfruit can carry on his tradition.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:17 PM  
Posting in what is sure to be an epic thread.

Will there be a badge for this one that I can claim?

/since I'm having popcorn (not microwaved) for lunch, happy to share with fellow Farkers
 
2014-03-20 12:50:21 PM  
Drop dead Fred.
Oh wait, too late.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:24 PM  
Ding, dong, the asshat's dead.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:38 PM  

rebelyell2006: Good. The draw-back of being an atheist is that I cannot wish him to burn in an imaginary hell, but at least I can take solace in the fact that his life was meaningless and wasted.


It almost makes you wish that there was, in fact, some sort of afterlife so that he can look at it and think, "I was wrong...I was all wrong..."
 
2014-03-20 12:50:41 PM  
I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:58 PM  
God still loves him. That's the point he missed all along.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:58 PM  

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That.  Adios, shiatforbrains.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:11 PM  
I guess that's the end of homophobia in America.  Glad we solved that problem.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:13 PM  

Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.


It was the longest of long cons.  You gotta respect a grifter that never publicly broke character even once
 
2014-03-20 12:51:13 PM  
"Cause if heaven is pleased when sinners ceases to sin 
and the Devil is pleased when another soul comes in
When the earth is glad to be rid of a knave
Then everybody is happy that Bill (Fred) is in his grave"

from Old Bill's Funeral- Mike Cross (or is it Rand Paul)
 
2014-03-20 12:51:14 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:51:16 PM  
This isn't a News Flash.  This is a historical event less important than my dog drooling on a pillow.  Ash upon a mountain.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:18 PM  
Come on guys, let's show a little respect for his family. As mean and douchy as they are, the are people, and right now, they're hurting.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:25 PM  
Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I jumpin' around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?
 
2014-03-20 12:51:40 PM  
Glad to see he is dead. Having seen them protest outside an event that I attended, I can say that Fred and his cult are hateful and evil. Their homophobia overshadowed, but did not eliminate their racism, anti-semitism, anti-Americanism and just general bile.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:46 PM  
Lets hope the rest of his congregation swiftly follows his lead.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:59 PM  
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people from all walks of life cheered for joy


/fark you fred
 
2014-03-20 12:52:02 PM  
www.happyhelmraths.com
 
2014-03-20 12:52:06 PM  
Won't someone please think of all those ungiven farks?

For just Pennies a day, you could give those farks a nice home.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:13 PM  

Tim Tebow: Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

Am I jumpin' around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?


No buts, meow; that's the law.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:14 PM  
Good
 
2014-03-20 12:52:15 PM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 12:52:19 PM  
Ode to Solitude expresses it best

Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me die;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lie.

Now let's let him explain his misdeeds to God 

Though in my version God is Harvey Fierstein.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:21 PM  
Dear Fark Mods,

img1.wikia.nocookie.net

You will attempt to moderate this thread, but you will fail.

After years of built-up anger, the rage is finally going to flow.

i24.photobucket.com

Just......walk away.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:21 PM  

Heliovdrake: They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up


No, they don't. This is a canard that comes up in every WBC thread, and it's simply not correct. The cases they've brought that have resulted in damages are nowhere near what they claim tho spend.

Interesting research on it here:  http://stanfordreview.org/article/countdown-to-westboro-baptist-churc h -at-stanford-the-law-and-wbc/

tl;dr: They're not making a living off of litigation.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:24 PM  

Grungehamster: I hope some idiots don't stage some sort of troll protest of his funeral.

Every funeral deserves to be a somber occasion for the loved ones of the departed to reflect and say goodbye to that person in their own way. Just because this family doesn't understand this doesn't mean inflicting such suffering on them will make them suddenly realize how sick it is. We're better than that.


They are not having any formal services because they don't "worship the dead." I'm pretty sure his daughter said that in a greenlit article yesterday.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:27 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Asses to ashes.
Douche to dust.


Time wounds all heels
 
2014-03-20 12:52:32 PM  

LesserEvil: AIDS claims another victim.


this
 
2014-03-20 12:52:34 PM  

Impasse: One less Democrat.


9/10. You'll get some bites. Points off for spelling everything correctly.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:38 PM  
I usually don't believe in anything like a Hell.
But, if I *were* to believe in one, Fred is there.

One of the most farked-up, ignorant, self-absorbed, narcissistic, hate-filled pieces of crap ever spawned in modern age.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:42 PM  
There's something quite nice about the fact that Fred Phelps is dead, and today is International Happiness Day.

/posting in epic thread
//I expect well over 800 comments
///hope the mods take a day off today
 
2014-03-20 12:52:48 PM  

Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.


I looked this up, and couldn't find a single case they'd actually won. I think this is an urban legend. Shirley Phelps Roeper is a nurse, for instance, and she's the one currently running the freak show. I'm pretty sure they write any vacation travel off on their taxes, though; during the last Final Four in Atlanta, they were in town briefly picketing some obscure South DeKalb church.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:57 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:53:00 PM  
Good.That is all.
 
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2014-03-20 12:53:02 PM  
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KU fans will miss him dearly. The rest of us, not so much.
 
2014-03-20 12:53:05 PM  

Felgraf: I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."


I'm going to make the same effort, though this thread should be mighty entertaining. So, I'll hang out a while.
 
2014-03-20 12:53:10 PM  
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2014-03-20 12:53:11 PM  

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2014-03-20 12:53:27 PM  

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Great minds do think alike!
 
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