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(KSN Wichita) NewsFlash God hates Freds   (ksn.com) divider line 1252
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2014-03-20 11:49:01 AM  
Nice one, subby.

That he didn't unfortunately DIAF is probably a saving grace to only those nearby who might ingest the toxic fumes of that loathsome troll.
 
2014-03-20 11:59:16 AM  
www.thefunnypage.com
 
2014-03-20 12:02:35 PM  
I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.
 
2014-03-20 12:12:20 PM  

drgullo.com

R.I.P. Mr. Phelps

 
2014-03-20 12:17:58 PM  
The world has become a slightly more pleasant place.
 
2014-03-20 12:19:28 PM  
When I saw the first newsflash in my email, I thought "Oh, good."  If that makes me a bad person, well so be it.  If there be a higher power, he'd best hope it is far more forgiving than I.
 
2014-03-20 12:22:26 PM  
Asses to ashes.
Douche to dust.
 
2014-03-20 12:25:37 PM  
It's moments like this when I kind of wish there was a Hell.
 
2014-03-20 12:27:54 PM  

Heliovdrake: His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.


Actually, they make a living through real jobs (some with the state). They don't make nearly enough through litigation to pay for their $200,000+ annual expenditures.

I'm over the point of thinking they're just insanely good litigation trolls. They're just a hateful, evil group of human filth. If anything, the fear of litigation protects them at their protests. But they are not attacked enough to think they pay for everything through litigation.
 
2014-03-20 12:46:09 PM  
forum.maplewoodonline.com
 
2014-03-20 12:46:22 PM  
See ya in hell asshat
 
2014-03-20 12:46:25 PM  
Goodnight, sweet prince.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:04 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 12:47:06 PM  
And the world became a little better place.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:13 PM  
May his grave be forever drenched in urine.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:15 PM  
Wait.  Is this another "International Day of Happiness" thread?
 
2014-03-20 12:47:16 PM  
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

He will be missed...

...With my car the next time I'm driving past one of these protests.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:22 PM  
Just came by to say that nothing of value was lost, etc.

/Also making popcorn for epic thread...
 
2014-03-20 12:47:26 PM  
I sure hope someone protests his funeral.

Spring really is here.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 12:47:42 PM  
Fark him...hope the rest of the family sinks back into the mud...
 
2014-03-20 12:47:47 PM  
RIP Good...

/ftfm
 
2014-03-20 12:47:52 PM  
If this thread is anything like the one from when we found out he was sick...it's going to be epic.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:52 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
das
2014-03-20 12:47:54 PM  
joker-popcorn.gif
 
2014-03-20 12:47:57 PM  
Good. The draw-back of being an atheist is that I cannot wish him to burn in an imaginary hell, but at least I can take solace in the fact that his life was meaningless and wasted.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:11 PM  
Almost makes me wish there really were a hell for people like this.


*leaves thread before more RIP-tards show up*
 
2014-03-20 12:48:25 PM  

Heliovdrake: I will plan an entire vacation around going to piss on this mans grave... I'll post pics when I do.


He spent his entire adult life, hurting people, his family, strangers and such...

It wasnt even religiously motivated most likely.

His entire "family" that is still in the church are lawyers or disbared lawyers.
They make a living out of protests and people who try to stop them... You can look it up.
Try to stop a protest, and they sue. Get angry enough to hit them... you will pay through the nose.


THIS THIS AND SO MUCH THIS
 
2014-03-20 12:48:25 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:26 PM  
AIDS claims another victim.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:27 PM  
I'm on the app so I can't post

Well,bye
 
2014-03-20 12:48:32 PM  
Goodnight, funnyman.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:35 PM  
One less Democrat.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:56 PM  
I thought I would feel something.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:00 PM  
Good riddance asshole.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:00 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: May his grave be forever drenched in urine.


or radiactive waste. I'm not picky.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:03 PM  
I'm gonna try to take Takei's stance on this, which was:

"I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding 'God Hates Freds' signs, tempting as it may be.
He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end."
 
2014-03-20 12:49:06 PM  
Well, here's to all those tears I won't shed over this one...
 
2014-03-20 12:49:13 PM  
Never will a patch of soil be more nobly fertilized.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:15 PM  
My dad is named Fred.  Don't hate on Freds, Subby.  Not all of them are arseholes like this guy!
 
2014-03-20 12:49:17 PM  
He gave up breathing for Lent?  Meh...he's dead.  I wish there was a way for him to consciously realize no after-life exists, not even an apres vie.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:19 PM  
Stay away from the Freds. He hates these Freds!
 
2014-03-20 12:49:19 PM  
Meanwhile, at Fark HQ, the Fark Mods prepare for the Stampede of Schadenfreude that is sure to come.

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"Oh my god! The day we've dreaded is finally here!"

"Hold the line, men. Hold! HOLLLLLLDDDDDDD!"
 
2014-03-20 12:49:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 12:49:25 PM  
Couldn't happen to a douchier douche
 
2014-03-20 12:49:25 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-20 12:49:31 PM  
Good.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:35 PM  
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Party time!
 
2014-03-20 12:49:37 PM  
RIP fundy man
 
2014-03-20 12:49:37 PM  
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