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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 50
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2014-03-20 12:25:07 PM  
98 votes:
I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.
2014-03-20 12:48:19 PM  
34 votes:

dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


welchweblog.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-20 12:14:28 PM  
23 votes:
I thought the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was the place to see giant out-of-date gasbags, Bill
2014-03-20 01:43:55 PM  
4 votes:
they have a Catholic League?!?

When's the playoffs?
2014-03-20 02:57:25 PM  
3 votes:

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


That is the joke.  Hell, Anne Frank could have seen that one.
2014-03-20 01:55:02 PM  
3 votes:
All parades are kinda gay.
2014-03-20 12:41:42 PM  
3 votes:

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
2014-03-20 09:28:42 PM  
2 votes:

mutterfark: I think this is why "conservative humor" is often such a failure.


I know, that's what my Mom says, too. =(
2014-03-20 02:50:09 PM  
2 votes:

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


You shouldn't be.  Thanks to the Romulan Right of Statement, you'll still get to have your trivial debates.  So clearly you should be more concerned about Sharia Law.
2014-03-20 02:41:05 PM  
2 votes:
www.whale.to
Always hated that asshole.  Didn't think he was Catholic.  He never acted like one.
2014-03-20 02:26:39 PM  
2 votes:

techgeek07: Bill Donohue is the problem with peoples opinions on Catholics.

/confirmed though non-practicing Catholic
// Wish he would shut the hell up and let Pope Francis do what he does


He's a small part of it. The child molestation cover up was a much more damning indictment, and the long, bloody history of powermongering Popes of the Middle Ages has never done their reputation much good either. It's almost like any human institution, no matter how benevolent its stated purpose, tends to go rotten if it sits around too long and acquires too much influence.

/I've got my eye on you, American Library Association. You're always so quiet. Maybe a little too quiet.
2014-03-20 02:24:54 PM  
2 votes:

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.
2014-03-20 02:23:50 PM  
2 votes:
So he's claiming to be openly straight but willing to hit the streets with a bunch of gay dudes. As two minutes on Pornhub will show you, we love 'em straight like that.
2014-03-20 02:09:52 PM  
2 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yep.  Definitely only a matter of time until all the gays die off and since they can't reproduce ... what?  What do you mean all gay people ever were born of a heterosexual coupling?  Where the hell is my health textbook from middle school?!
2014-03-20 01:58:30 PM  
2 votes:
Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.
2014-03-20 01:52:55 PM  
2 votes:
Catholic League?

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"There is no crying in Papal!"

/Got nothing'
2014-03-20 01:51:27 PM  
2 votes:

jso2897: Christ, what an asshole.


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2014-03-20 01:43:22 PM  
2 votes:
He's just pissy his talk show got cancelled.
2014-03-20 01:42:02 PM  
2 votes:
Yup, let him march. He can be right behind the "Church Abuse Survivors" and before the "Women in Ministry".
2014-03-20 01:41:09 PM  
2 votes:
Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!
2014-03-20 01:36:03 PM  
2 votes:

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


You win the internets for today AND tomorrow.
2014-03-21 01:23:57 PM  
1 votes:

rbuzby: Even if he is faking it, it is fun to read the paranoid nonsense the paranoid ignoramuses are fearing these days. There really are people who are afraid the US is being taken over by "Muslims" and will adopt "Sharia law".


I dunno, I'd vote for it just to watch pearl-clutchers freak the fark out. It'd be hilarious, and easy enough to overturn once the joke's over. Then maybe we could vote in Hunduism or Taoism as the national religion so these insane assholes scramble because they've never even heard of their new opponent.
2014-03-21 02:28:39 AM  
1 votes:

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
[Gerbil pic]


Well done, both of you.

Say, I'm going to steal that pic for...

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2014-03-20 06:30:13 PM  
1 votes:
Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.
2014-03-20 04:44:34 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: I just signed it as Guinnesstasty Bigotrywasty. mmmm I usually only have a Guinness about once every 5 years.. I might move that time table up.


I just signed up as C Hildfecker.
2014-03-20 03:48:40 PM  
1 votes:

Donohue just doubled down on his Guinness boycott:

PETITION TO BOYCOTT GUINNESS
http://t.co/HQfM8RsGqB

- Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) March 20, 2014



His press releases are hilarious for their bombast. There's an online petition there you can sign... with any name you want... any name at all... It's there... for you to sign... as you want.
2014-03-20 03:42:11 PM  
1 votes:

Gaddiel: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well I burst into audible laughter in the middle of my office. So thanks for that.

/BTW, I now have your favorited as "won the internet"


I favorited him as "like a gerbil at a water bottle"
2014-03-20 03:36:02 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


As perfectly evidenced by the NYC Pride organizers refusal to allow a bigot with an obvious agenda to march in their parade...

/oh wait
2014-03-20 03:35:28 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


Yeah, and those uppity coloreds with their MLK parades won't even tolerate segregationists' opinions, either! They're the real bigots! The hate is on both sides!
2014-03-20 03:19:41 PM  
1 votes:

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


img.fark.net
[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

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2014-03-20 03:09:07 PM  
1 votes:

All2morrowsparTs: RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA

Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.


Nah.  They're all over 18.
2014-03-20 03:01:27 PM  
1 votes:

RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA


Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.
2014-03-20 02:33:39 PM  
1 votes:

SordidEuphemism: ciberido: the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER

No, no I didn't. =)


I thought the "B" in "LGBT" stood for "BROsexual."
2014-03-20 02:32:48 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


You've got a point.  If we let the gays win, sharia law can't be too far behind.  There's nothing gay folk like more than sharia law.
2014-03-20 02:28:01 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


If "proving your point" keeps this comedy going, sure!  You're absolutely right!
2014-03-20 02:27:18 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


Wait, for a minute I was falling for it, but that "subtle like a brick over the head" irony there in the last sentence makes it way to obvious. You sir are no Pocket Ninja, but I will give you an A for effort but D- for execution.

Practice makes perfect.

/"Cupcake"...lol. good one. like a stereotype drill sergeant from a 50's war movie. nice touch.
2014-03-20 02:12:13 PM  
1 votes:
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2014-03-20 02:07:59 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.


Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.
2014-03-20 02:00:03 PM  
1 votes:

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Thanks for helping me give my monitor a shower.  I should have known better than to try and read comments on this while I was drinking.   That mental image was both highly amusing and more than slightly disturbing.
2014-03-20 01:59:52 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.
2014-03-20 01:59:03 PM  
1 votes:

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


I will never get that mental image out of my head now.  It's there FOREVER.
2014-03-20 01:57:17 PM  
1 votes:
Is he still married to Marlo Thomas?
2014-03-20 01:49:32 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.
2014-03-20 01:48:19 PM  
1 votes:
Comprehensive list of gay people who hate straight people for being straight:
2014-03-20 01:45:29 PM  
1 votes:
Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.
2014-03-20 01:42:10 PM  
1 votes:
Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.
2014-03-20 01:42:01 PM  
1 votes:

Khellendros: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Win.

Someone turn out the lights.


Geez, dude, get a room.
2014-03-20 01:37:28 PM  
1 votes:

James!: him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I think I love you.
2014-03-20 01:36:23 PM  
1 votes:
Now that is how you troll.
2014-03-20 01:36:00 PM  
1 votes:

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Win.

Someone turn out the lights.
 
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