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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 48
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2014-03-20 12:25:07 PM  
16 votes:
I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.
2014-03-20 12:14:28 PM  
6 votes:
I thought the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was the place to see giant out-of-date gasbags, Bill
2014-03-20 02:09:52 PM  
4 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yep.  Definitely only a matter of time until all the gays die off and since they can't reproduce ... what?  What do you mean all gay people ever were born of a heterosexual coupling?  Where the hell is my health textbook from middle school?!
2014-03-20 12:48:19 PM  
4 votes:

dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


welchweblog.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-20 02:34:47 PM  
3 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yes, homosexual assholes call us breeders. But heterosexual assholes call homosexuals much worse things thant breeders. I'm having a hard time getting bent out of shape because they're angry at how we've treated them.

And what gene pool are you talking about? The overwhelming majority of homosexual people are the children of heterosexual parents.
2014-03-20 02:01:48 PM  
3 votes:
So he's using his religion to be spiteful and petty?
2014-03-20 01:48:19 PM  
3 votes:
Comprehensive list of gay people who hate straight people for being straight:
2014-03-20 01:43:49 PM  
3 votes:
Why do intolerant people always think that tolerant people will be equally intolerant if positions were reversed?  The responses is universally "Meh, whatever..."
2014-03-20 01:42:02 PM  
3 votes:
Yup, let him march. He can be right behind the "Church Abuse Survivors" and before the "Women in Ministry".
2014-03-20 01:39:04 PM  
3 votes:
And next he can organize a White Power march for MLK Day. What is it that old white men don't understand about this history of oppression shiat?
2014-03-20 01:36:03 PM  
3 votes:

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


You win the internets for today AND tomorrow.
2014-03-20 12:41:42 PM  
3 votes:

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
2014-03-20 03:36:02 PM  
2 votes:

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


As perfectly evidenced by the NYC Pride organizers refusal to allow a bigot with an obvious agenda to march in their parade...

/oh wait
2014-03-20 02:57:35 PM  
2 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders".


Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.
2014-03-20 02:18:00 PM  
2 votes:

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"
2014-03-20 02:10:09 PM  
2 votes:
Bill Donohue is the problem with peoples opinions on Catholics.

/confirmed though non-practicing Catholic
// Wish he would shut the hell up and let Pope Francis do what he does
2014-03-20 01:57:18 PM  
2 votes:

cuzsis: There are haters on both sides.


You're right, I have forgotten all of the gay on straight murders
2014-03-20 01:54:05 PM  
2 votes:

Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.


The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.
2014-03-20 01:49:32 PM  
2 votes:
I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.
2014-03-20 08:09:04 PM  
1 votes:

maxheck: Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.


While wanting to impose laws orginating from the same sources (ie the Bible).
2014-03-20 06:16:51 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.


You are way, way, way too obvious. Just sayin.
2014-03-20 05:06:30 PM  
1 votes:

jso2897: Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.


He was expecting to be turned down and had some angry rant ready to go; and now he doesn't know how to handle it.
2014-03-20 04:25:20 PM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: A talented political attention whore would have sent the application out of the blue, under a fake name they wouldn't have recognized.  To be absolutely sure it gets rejected, filling the application with salacious language would be recommended.
They'd still have to go with an inoffensive slogan like "straight is great" for their proposed sign, but any portion of the application providing details of the organization should ideally be batshiat crazy.  "Straight is Great is a nonprofit dedicated to ridding God's Earth from the pestilence of homosexuality" or something like that.


I would have gone with "Celebrate Marriage" as the theme, and a big " + = THE ONLY REAL MARRIAGE" float revealed at the last possible second for maximum freak-out. But yeah. This.
2014-03-20 04:08:56 PM  
1 votes:

dywed88: serial_crusher: See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.

He had no intention of doing it. The idea was that he could wine about the bigotte dgays not letting him march in their parade.


I should clarify.  When I said "doing it", I was only referring to the application, not actually marching in the parade.  If he'd played it right, it never would have gotten that far.  He made the mistake of saying "If I was to apply to be in the parade blah blah blah" on TV before applying, so they knew it was coming and made sure they handled it appropriately.

A talented political attention whore would have sent the application out of the blue, under a fake name they wouldn't have recognized.  To be absolutely sure it gets rejected, filling the application with salacious language would be recommended.
They'd still have to go with an inoffensive slogan like "straight is great" for their proposed sign, but any portion of the application providing details of the organization should ideally be batshiat crazy.  "Straight is Great is a nonprofit dedicated to ridding God's Earth from the pestilence of homosexuality" or something like that.
That way the person reviewing the application has no choice but to deny what is obviously a group of assholes.  But then with a denial in hand, this dude can go on TV saying "all I wanted to do was march with a sign that said 'straight is great', but they wouldn't include me!"
2014-03-20 03:49:18 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?
2014-03-20 03:40:50 PM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.


He had no intention of doing it. The idea was that he could wine about the bigotte dgays not letting him march in their parade.
2014-03-20 03:04:25 PM  
1 votes:

The Faywood Assassin: As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.


Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.
2014-03-20 02:55:59 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

www.biography.com

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

www.eyeofthetiber.com

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.
2014-03-20 02:50:09 PM  
1 votes:

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


You shouldn't be.  Thanks to the Romulan Right of Statement, you'll still get to have your trivial debates.  So clearly you should be more concerned about Sharia Law.
2014-03-20 02:47:26 PM  
1 votes:

Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.


Pride events are all about inclusion and acceptance. I am sure plenty of people would want to punch him in the face because his intent is obvious. But I doubt many organizers would refuse to accept a straight group (especially if their motives weren't oviously to attack them. Also, they knew damn well he was baiting and would back down the moment they said yes. I hope people pressure him into following through now.
2014-03-20 02:36:23 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: shtychkn: Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem

You should get a dictionary and look up every word in your post. You don't understand more than half of them.


Maybe you need to take a reading comprehension course?
2014-03-20 02:24:54 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.
2014-03-20 02:21:10 PM  
1 votes:
Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem
2014-03-20 02:03:06 PM  
1 votes:
A "Straight is Great" float should have no problem in a pride parade if they conduct themselves as just another stripe in the rainbow. With Bill Donahue organizing it, I'm afraid he'll try to incite confrontation.
2014-03-20 02:03:01 PM  
1 votes:
Good, it's about time someone steps up. I hope he's serious, I hope others join this way of thinking and I can't wait to see how this plays out. Let's see just how all inclusive everyone is.
2014-03-20 01:59:52 PM  
1 votes:

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.
2014-03-20 01:59:03 PM  
1 votes:

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


I will never get that mental image out of my head now.  It's there FOREVER.
2014-03-20 01:58:30 PM  
1 votes:
Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.
2014-03-20 01:55:02 PM  
1 votes:
All parades are kinda gay.
2014-03-20 01:54:26 PM  
1 votes:

lockers: Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.


Unfortunately it isn't.

There are haters on both sides.

/fortunately hate seems to be losing in general, so we've got that going for us.
2014-03-20 01:50:27 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get why people are getting bent out of shape about excluding groups from a themed parade that buck the theme.  That's just a 'DUH' to me.
2014-03-20 01:43:06 PM  
1 votes:
I don't understand how any catholic would ever associate with this guy. I've heard him on catholic radio numerous times, and they seem to love him there. I just don't understand, he sounds so full of hatred and anger.
2014-03-20 01:42:10 PM  
1 votes:
Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.
2014-03-20 01:41:09 PM  
1 votes:
Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!
2014-03-20 01:38:14 PM  
1 votes:
Well, I see that James! has this covered, so I'm going back to the Fred Phelps thread.
2014-03-20 01:37:28 PM  
1 votes:

James!: him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I think I love you.
2014-03-20 01:36:23 PM  
1 votes:
Now that is how you troll.
2014-03-20 01:36:00 PM  
1 votes:

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Win.

Someone turn out the lights.
 
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