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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 173
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2014-03-20 06:33:17 PM

SquiggsIN: svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.

The delusion you must be under to equate American liberalism with supporting sharia must be epic.  You're obviously a sad old white man who, as an anachronism, is upset that the world has left him behind.  Your kind is dying off MUCH faster than you can reproduce your ignorant hatred in the next generation.  Enjoy what you have left.


Me dan risa las estúpidas conclusiones que toma...

Your worship at the altar of "diversity" and American Liberalism has blinded you the destiny of your kind. The rise of 7th century family values around the world spells trouble for you and your kind.

Just look at how the Koran views women:

"The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."

Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826

Enjoy your burka
 
2014-03-20 06:33:18 PM

maxheck: Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 07:28:49 PM
How cute! Look at him trying to be the next Fred Phelps...
 
2014-03-20 07:33:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: How cute! Look at him trying to be the next Fred Phelps...


¿Quien diablos es Fred Phelps?
 
2014-03-20 08:09:04 PM

maxheck: Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.


While wanting to impose laws orginating from the same sources (ie the Bible).
 
2014-03-20 08:33:19 PM
Nothing says fool like those who ignore the threat of the impending Caliphate in your own backyard.

Darwin frowns on fools.
 
2014-03-20 08:40:03 PM

jso2897: Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.


I think this is why "conservative humor" is often such a failure. It's not about actual observation and comment, it's all about their projection.

/ignorance is only funny to the ignorant
 
2014-03-20 08:54:43 PM
Until he backed out I figured he had found a clever way to be able to march in the Pride parade without having to worry about losing his job.  I'm guessing that he realized that just because he'd be marching behind a banner anyone to the side of him would be able to see the raging boner he'd have the entire time so he probably figured it was best to play it safe and stay home and watch porn.
 
2014-03-20 08:56:24 PM

svanmeter: Nothing says fool like those who ignore the threat of the impending Caliphate in your own backyard.

Darwin frowns on fools.


warosu.org
 
2014-03-20 09:28:42 PM

mutterfark: I think this is why "conservative humor" is often such a failure.


I know, that's what my Mom says, too. =(
 
2014-03-20 10:13:40 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Possibly the funniest one-liner on Fark, ever.
 
2014-03-20 10:21:07 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


The Catholic League (aka Bill Donahue and two other pederasts) thinks every Catholic to the left of old-school Irish Catholics is a protestant sow.
 
2014-03-20 10:43:12 PM
Almost want to see that, almost.
 
2014-03-20 11:20:23 PM

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.

The delusion you must be under to equate American liberalism with supporting sharia must be epic.  You're obviously a sad old white man who, as an anachronism, is upset that the world has left him behind.  Your kind is dying off MUCH faster than you can reproduce your ignorant hatred in the next generation.  Enjoy what you have left.

Me dan risa las estúpidas conclusiones que toma...

Your worship at the altar of "diversity" and American Liberalism has blinded you the destiny of your kind. The rise of 7th century family values around the world spells trouble for you and your kind.

Just look at how the Koran views women:

"The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."

Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826

Enjoy your burka


Keep fighting the good fight, dude.
Those straw men won't defeat themselves.
 
2014-03-20 11:42:03 PM
svanmeter:

Nothing says fool like those who ignore the threat of the impending Caliphate in your own backyard.

Darwin frowns on fools.


Not worried about it... I have enough guns, heirloom seeds and MREs to last through it.
And lots and lots of gold coins.
 
2014-03-21 12:49:40 AM
Even if he is faking it, it is fun to read the paranoid nonsense the paranoid ignoramuses are fearing these days. There really are people who are afraid the US is being taken over by "Muslims" and will adopt "Sharia law".

Of course out here in reality, we now have legal marijuana and legal marriage for all. Is that part of Sharia too?
 
2014-03-21 01:49:38 AM
I hope he remembers to wear his clown shoes.
 
2014-03-21 02:28:39 AM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
[Gerbil pic]


Well done, both of you.

Say, I'm going to steal that pic for...

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2014-03-21 03:08:18 AM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


*milk out nose* That is the funniest thing I've read all week.

svanmeter: Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.


That is the stupidest thing I've read all week.

/late to the party
 
2014-03-21 12:36:09 PM

svanmeter: No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.


This is unlikely to ever be a problem, mostly because the window between identifying the hereditary and prenatal pressures to cause homosexual development and the ways to remedy them will be reasonably small.

The real liberal freak-out will happen when uterine monitoring becomes sufficiently advanced as to allow mothers to decide their kids to be straight or gay. Even a modest selective pressure toward heterosexuality will cause the gay population to plummet in short order.

Taking current miniaturization trends and FDA lag into account, we could be looking at rice grain-sized implantable medical monitoring devices within the next 40 years. Which implies we should start seeing "At the End of the Gay" think pieces showing up in tech advocacy periodicals by 2025, if not sooner.
 
2014-03-21 01:23:57 PM

rbuzby: Even if he is faking it, it is fun to read the paranoid nonsense the paranoid ignoramuses are fearing these days. There really are people who are afraid the US is being taken over by "Muslims" and will adopt "Sharia law".


I dunno, I'd vote for it just to watch pearl-clutchers freak the fark out. It'd be hilarious, and easy enough to overturn once the joke's over. Then maybe we could vote in Hunduism or Taoism as the national religion so these insane assholes scramble because they've never even heard of their new opponent.
 
2014-03-21 02:11:20 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Oh crap, that is the funniest thing I have read in quite a while!

Thank you for sharing your analogy, I can't stop chuckling...
 
2014-03-21 07:54:56 PM
He'll be popular. Gay guys LOVE straights!
 
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