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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 173
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2014-03-20 03:05:30 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

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That, good sir, is a hamster.

/I, too, lol'd
 
2014-03-20 03:07:34 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


Huh, He looks a lot like Karl Rove.
 
2014-03-20 03:09:07 PM

All2morrowsparTs: RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA

Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.


Nah.  They're all over 18.
 
2014-03-20 03:10:11 PM
This guy may be a dick, but I don't see the second half of the quote attibuted to him in the submission, in the article.
He's pissed that some of the sponsers of the St. Patrick's Day parade decided not to participate after being pressured by gay activists.

http://www.newsmax.com/NewsmaxTv/Bill-Donohue-parade-gay-straight/20 14 /03/19/id/560592/
 
2014-03-20 03:15:53 PM
He'll back out citing some bullshiat reason that manages to still attack gays.
 
2014-03-20 03:17:59 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Why do intolerant people always think that tolerant people will be equally intolerant if positions were reversed?  The responses is universally "Meh, whatever..."


I have no idea who Bill Donahue is, and I can't see why he'd want to march in a parade that had nothing to do with him, but...

I've seen seriously intolerant people in every possible situation.  You're just as likely to get the middle finger from someone with a Coexist bumper sticker as you are from someone with a Jesus Loves You bumper sticker.
 
2014-03-20 03:19:05 PM

ikanreed: Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.


Yes but those straight people carry signs along the lines of "We're straight and we love gay people".

Bill Donahue wants to simply promote being straight.  As long as he isn't gay-bashing, I don't see why they wouldn't allow it, even if the motivation behind it is asshattedness.
 
2014-03-20 03:19:41 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


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[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

i359.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 03:21:52 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Utter awesomeness! Sometimes idiots make it way too easy for you guys. +1 internets for you good sir!
 
2014-03-20 03:22:13 PM

Conthan: I don't understand how any catholic would ever associate with this guy. I've heard him on catholic radio numerous times, and they seem to love him there. I just don't understand, he sounds so full of hatred and anger.



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2014-03-20 03:32:13 PM

ikanreed: The Faywood Assassin: As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.

Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.


THIS.  Gay pride parades are about support for the gay community as well.  Lots of straight people, families, PFLAG, gay/straight alliances are present and/or march in pride parades.  Everyone can be fabulous for a day.
 
2014-03-20 03:35:28 PM

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


Yeah, and those uppity coloreds with their MLK parades won't even tolerate segregationists' opinions, either! They're the real bigots! The hate is on both sides!
 
2014-03-20 03:36:02 PM

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


As perfectly evidenced by the NYC Pride organizers refusal to allow a bigot with an obvious agenda to march in their parade...

/oh wait
 
2014-03-20 03:38:37 PM
See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.
 
2014-03-20 03:39:48 PM

doubled99: Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.


Actually, it's a term favored mostly by gays to refer to straights. More humorous than derisive.


I've never heard any gay person I know use it.  I have heard plenty of straight people I know who don't want kids use it.  May be a regional difference.
 
2014-03-20 03:40:50 PM

serial_crusher: See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.


He had no intention of doing it. The idea was that he could wine about the bigotte dgays not letting him march in their parade.
 
2014-03-20 03:42:11 PM

Gaddiel: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well I burst into audible laughter in the middle of my office. So thanks for that.

/BTW, I now have your favorited as "won the internet"


I favorited him as "like a gerbil at a water bottle"
 
2014-03-20 03:48:40 PM

Donohue just doubled down on his Guinness boycott:

PETITION TO BOYCOTT GUINNESS
http://t.co/HQfM8RsGqB

- Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) March 20, 2014



His press releases are hilarious for their bombast. There's an online petition there you can sign... with any name you want... any name at all... It's there... for you to sign... as you want.
 
2014-03-20 03:49:16 PM
Tolerance only flows one direction, Bill. They will kill before the end of the parade ..
 
2014-03-20 03:49:18 PM

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?
 
2014-03-20 04:00:35 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Tolerance only flows one direction, Bill. They will kill before the end of the parade ..


The human sacrifice happens before the parade. Otherwise it wouldn't be ready to eat by the end.
 
2014-03-20 04:08:56 PM

dywed88: serial_crusher: See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.

He had no intention of doing it. The idea was that he could wine about the bigotte dgays not letting him march in their parade.


I should clarify.  When I said "doing it", I was only referring to the application, not actually marching in the parade.  If he'd played it right, it never would have gotten that far.  He made the mistake of saying "If I was to apply to be in the parade blah blah blah" on TV before applying, so they knew it was coming and made sure they handled it appropriately.

A talented political attention whore would have sent the application out of the blue, under a fake name they wouldn't have recognized.  To be absolutely sure it gets rejected, filling the application with salacious language would be recommended.
They'd still have to go with an inoffensive slogan like "straight is great" for their proposed sign, but any portion of the application providing details of the organization should ideally be batshiat crazy.  "Straight is Great is a nonprofit dedicated to ridding God's Earth from the pestilence of homosexuality" or something like that.
That way the person reviewing the application has no choice but to deny what is obviously a group of assholes.  But then with a denial in hand, this dude can go on TV saying "all I wanted to do was march with a sign that said 'straight is great', but they wouldn't include me!"
 
2014-03-20 04:17:51 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: doubled99: Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.


Actually, it's a term favored mostly by gays to refer to straights. More humorous than derisive.

I've never heard any gay person I know use it.  I have heard plenty of straight people I know who don't want kids use it.  May be a regional difference.



Me neither, the context I always hear it is for people with more than 3 kids.
 
2014-03-20 04:19:47 PM

All2morrowsparTs: RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA

Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.


Confused ....don't know many Catholic Republicans  .....so he's bi ?
 
2014-03-20 04:20:25 PM

JerseyTim: Donohue just doubled down on his Guinness boycott:

PETITION TO BOYCOTT GUINNESS
http://t.co/HQfM8RsGqB- Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) March 20, 2014


His press releases are hilarious for their bombast. There's an online petition there you can sign... with any name you want... any name at all... It's there... for you to sign... as you want.


I just signed it as Guinnesstasty Bigotrywasty.  mmmm I usually only have a Guinness about once every 5 years.. I might move that time table up.
 
2014-03-20 04:25:20 PM

serial_crusher: A talented political attention whore would have sent the application out of the blue, under a fake name they wouldn't have recognized.  To be absolutely sure it gets rejected, filling the application with salacious language would be recommended.
They'd still have to go with an inoffensive slogan like "straight is great" for their proposed sign, but any portion of the application providing details of the organization should ideally be batshiat crazy.  "Straight is Great is a nonprofit dedicated to ridding God's Earth from the pestilence of homosexuality" or something like that.


I would have gone with "Celebrate Marriage" as the theme, and a big " + = THE ONLY REAL MARRIAGE" float revealed at the last possible second for maximum freak-out. But yeah. This.
 
2014-03-20 04:39:38 PM

SquiggsIN: You never see Romulan law coming either, they have CLOAKING DEVICES!


Bill Donowho? is way ahead of you.  As head of the Catholic League, he is in touch with the darkest portions of the Catholic Church.

You know the one.

The Spanish Inquisition

And nobody ever expects them.
 
2014-03-20 04:41:38 PM

hardinparamedic: Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!


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2014-03-20 04:44:34 PM

SquiggsIN: I just signed it as Guinnesstasty Bigotrywasty. mmmm I usually only have a Guinness about once every 5 years.. I might move that time table up.


I just signed up as C Hildfecker.
 
2014-03-20 04:52:08 PM
I hope the gay taliban march again this year.
 
2014-03-20 05:06:30 PM

jso2897: Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.


He was expecting to be turned down and had some angry rant ready to go; and now he doesn't know how to handle it.
 
2014-03-20 05:07:08 PM
I have to hand it to the gay rights activists.  A lot of historically marginalized groups get upset over perceived counter messages (for example, the people of Mexican descent who are offended by displays of the American flag in America).  Gay rights people seem to not get bent out of shape about this kind of thing as much.
 
2014-03-20 05:08:21 PM

No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?


Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)
 
2014-03-20 05:20:24 PM

aerojockey: I have to hand it to the gay rights activists.  A lot of historically marginalized groups get upset over perceived counter messages (for example, the people of Mexican descent who are offended by displays of the American flag in America).  Gay rights people seem to not get bent out of shape about this kind of thing as much.


except if they had their way, and you follow it to its logical conclusion, the St. Patricks Day parade would no longer have any sponsors and would cease.
 
2014-03-20 05:30:43 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


HA! Joke's on him, I'm a filthy Christ-killer.

// I got 2x4s and nails, you can't stop me
// Catholic kryptonite, that is
 
2014-03-20 05:38:44 PM

ciberido: You shouldn't be. Thanks to the Romulan Right of Statement, you'll still get to have your trivial debates. So clearly you should be more concerned about Sharia Law.


Just why the hell should we be concerned about Sharia Law? She hasn't had a single decent song since "Any Man Of Mine."
 
2014-03-20 05:41:07 PM

svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)


Sigh. I think your trolling needs more intelligent design and less Trisomy 21...
 
2014-03-20 05:45:43 PM

svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)


So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?
 
2014-03-20 05:52:37 PM

SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?


Ehhhhh, I'm not sure I'd jump to that conclusion.  Even ignoring theoretical people who might be anti-gay but abortion-indifferent, I wouldn't put it past some of the more extreme anti-gays to make an exception for themselves in that case.
 
2014-03-20 05:56:54 PM

meat0918: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

You win the internets for today AND tomorrow.


I think that closed it down for the weekend.
 
2014-03-20 06:01:45 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I thought this was the end of the thread, but then I saw this

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

 
2014-03-20 06:02:20 PM
By the way, where are all the Farkers who were claiming Pride parades would never let something like this happen?
 
2014-03-20 06:07:29 PM

grumpfuff: By the way, where are all the Farkers who were claiming Pride parades would never let something like this happen?


Filling in seats out applications.
 
2014-03-20 06:10:44 PM

colon_pow: except if they had their way, and you follow it to its logical conclusion, the St. Patricks Day parade would no longer have any sponsors and would cease


Well, as it happens, I actually agree with you.

If a St. Patricks day parade wands to be a "hate gay people" rally, rather than a "Let's get drunk and party" rally, then yes, they should lose all their sponsors and cease.

You don't find too many black people working to keep the KKK from going under, do you?
 
2014-03-20 06:13:34 PM

SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?


No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.
 
2014-03-20 06:16:51 PM

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.


You are way, way, way too obvious. Just sayin.
 
2014-03-20 06:19:10 PM

No Such Agency: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

Sigh. I think your trolling needs more intelligent design and less Trisomy 21...


Nice try coprophagia breath (by the way, you might want to brush your teeth)
 
2014-03-20 06:19:26 PM

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.


The delusion you must be under to equate American liberalism with supporting sharia must be epic.  You're obviously a sad old white man who, as an anachronism, is upset that the world has left him behind.  Your kind is dying off MUCH faster than you can reproduce your ignorant hatred in the next generation.  Enjoy what you have left.
 
2014-03-20 06:29:34 PM
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Also,

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2014-03-20 06:30:13 PM
Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.
 
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